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(AP)   David Carradine did not commit suicide, according to forensic expert. "Bizarre sado-masochistic masturbation involving a ferret" still in play, but it wasn't on purpose   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 188
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2009-06-11 06:58:41 PM
I'm sure his family will appreciate this bit of news.
 
2009-06-11 09:09:28 PM
muck4doo: I'm sure his family will appreciate this bit of news.
The forensics expert hired by David Carradine's family has concluded that the "Kung Fu" actor did not commit suicide
funny how that works
 
2009-06-11 09:15:16 PM
Megain: muck4doo: I'm sure his family will appreciate this bit of news.The forensics expert hired by David Carradine's family has concluded that the "Kung Fu" actor did not commit suicidefunny how that works

I take it that it has to do with insurance.
 
2009-06-11 10:02:11 PM
Had a friend who died this way, and it is a bit farked when suicide rumors are only dispelled by the knowledge it was a masturbation accident.
 
2009-06-11 10:02:23 PM
Damn the Triad!
 
2009-06-11 10:03:09 PM
INXS grasshopper.
 
2009-06-11 10:03:46 PM
What was his 4chan handle?
 
2009-06-11 10:03:54 PM
So he was killed by ninjas!
 
2009-06-11 10:04:20 PM
One of the things that shocked me in Intro to Forensic Science class was exactly how common accidental suicide by auto-erotic asphyxiation was.

It requires hands-free neck joking using some sort of apparatus. The kind of thing that is, you know, dangerous.

/saw way more crime seen photos of that than he would have liked
 
2009-06-11 10:04:29 PM
i240.photobucket.com
 
2009-06-11 10:04:55 PM
choking not joking, obviously
 
2009-06-11 10:05:26 PM
I hope the ferret is ok
 
2009-06-11 10:05:40 PM
When... IF I ever try this. I am going to leave a fake suicide note just to keep this type of thing from becoming known.
 
2009-06-11 10:05:49 PM
Eunuch Provocateur: What was his 4chan handle?

Wang Chung?
 
2009-06-11 10:06:11 PM
THAT FERRET SAID WE WERE EXCLUSIVE!!

You are indeed related to the weasel...

...cheating bastard.
 
2009-06-11 10:06:21 PM
Silly rabbit.

Should have written a note in Thai for the chamber-maid.

In case of death, please put some pyjamas on me and put me to bed with an opened novel on my chest. There's some dollars in my wallet. It's yours.

Thanks.

D. Carradine.
 
2009-06-11 10:07:11 PM
A ferret?

webpages.charter.net
 
2009-06-11 10:07:59 PM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2009-06-11 10:08:48 PM
tdpatriots12: choking not joking

Words to live by, my friend.
 
2009-06-11 10:09:09 PM
Michael Hutchence and Kevin Gilbert have no comment at this time.
 
2009-06-11 10:10:00 PM
No shiat. Didn't everyone already assume he died David Hutchence style?
 
2009-06-11 10:11:42 PM
Nice marmot.
 
2009-06-11 10:11:49 PM
Life immitates WKUK?

Seriously, though, why was David Caradine wanking? Isn't he a huge star in certain age groups?
 
2009-06-11 10:14:16 PM
Did he let his fingers do the walking?
 
2009-06-11 10:14:41 PM
doglover: Life immitates WKUK?

Seriously, though, why was David Caradine wanking? Isn't he a huge star in certain age groups?


That's the thing - everyone who knows him from anything other than Kill Bill are at the age where they have to carry a cushion out in front of them for when they drop.
 
2009-06-11 10:14:43 PM
In their first appearance since their older brother was found hanging in a Bangkok hotel room closet last week, they thanked supporters and asked for privacy.

/little late for that isn't it? The ex wives gave up all the naughty goodies to the press.
 
2009-06-11 10:15:03 PM
You know, when you're that old, you just need to realize that you're too old to be messing around with that stuff. Michael Hutchence was a lot younger and it got him...
 
2009-06-11 10:15:15 PM
Let it go, he was a good actor and a cool guy. I really would like to stop picturing the mental image of him hanging with his genitals tied up.
 
2009-06-11 10:15:16 PM
David Carradine used to be one of my heroes.

Now that I know he could still get it up at 72, he is again, one of my heroes.

(Rest in Peace David, you seemed to be one of the good ones)
 
2009-06-11 10:15:23 PM
I didn't realize that anyone on the planet still thought it was a suicide.
He went to rub one out and made a slight miscalculation somewhere.

/take steps to ensure that you never wind up "Carradine'd"
 
2009-06-11 10:15:52 PM
I'm guessing old school martial arts groups who always blamed Grasshopper for making a mockery of martial arts and spirituality of the whole thing with his actual lifestyle and his iconic status.

Who goes to Thailand and wacks off by themselves? I've been told its rather easy to find someone to do that for you there.
 
2009-06-11 10:17:15 PM
tdpatriots12 2009-06-11 10:04:20 PM One of the things that shocked me in Intro to Forensic Science class was exactly how common accidental suicide by auto-erotic asphyxiation was. It requires hands-free neck joking using some sort of apparatus. The kind of thing that is, you know, dangerous.
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And if you slip, accidentally tie it too tight, wait too long, (or when you're old, depriving yourself like that can cause your heart to go a bit nuts).

Of course I heard about this years ago about TEENS hurting/killing themselves doing this.
 
2009-06-11 10:17:52 PM
ass play?
 
2009-06-11 10:18:16 PM
David Carradine suicide picture from Thai Tabloid Thai rath (new window)
 
2009-06-11 10:19:35 PM
There was this guy who was into the whole auto-asphix thing. He lived out in the country with his family. One day, he waited for everyone to leave the house, went out to his driveway, got naked, spread some porn around him, tied a rope to his neck then to the trailer hitch of his f-150. I guess during mid-jack the transmission slipped, or the brake let go. It dragged him down the long driveway 400 feet or so, until it ended up in a ditch. They (the police) found his nude body still attached to the truck by the neck. And the porn on the driveway, and teh lube.

/not a good way to be remembered.
 
2009-06-11 10:20:20 PM
J. Frank Parnell: Had a friend who died this way, and it is a bit farked when suicide rumors are only dispelled by the knowledge it was a masturbation accident.

I knew a Naval officer who went that way. He was a 24 carat asshole, and the captain, a pretty religious guy, was afraid he had driven the officer to suicide. When he was briefed on the truth, he walked out of the meeting smiling.

When I got briefed, I walked out of the meeting laughing. (I hated the sonofabiatch, too. ).
 
2009-06-11 10:20:20 PM
OOBE Juan Kenobi: David Carradine suicide picture from Thai Tabloid Thai rath (new window)

NSFW!?

Thanks Asshole.
 
2009-06-11 10:20:26 PM
OOBE Juan Kenobi: David Carradine suicide picture from Thai Tabloid Thai rath (new window)

Die
 
2009-06-11 10:20:56 PM
Ursa Minor: I've been told its rather easy to find someone to do that for you there.

Maybe you don't want to encourage third world prostitution? Goes with the whole "good guy" thing.
 
2009-06-11 10:21:06 PM
is there a contest for who called auto-erotic asphyxiation first?

i had 4:32 AM Jun 5th.
http://twitter.com/iansbrain/status/2040740942
 
2009-06-11 10:21:27 PM
OOBE Juan Kenobi: David Carradine suicide picture from Thai Tabloid Thai rath (new window)

That's pretty farked up.
 
2009-06-11 10:21:37 PM
Hey, you try getting it up at 72 without the help of some rope and various small, furry mammals.
 
2009-06-11 10:22:33 PM
OOBE Juan Kenobi: David Carradine suicide picture from Thai Tabloid Thai rath (new window)

dude, rickrolls are so 2007. Grow up.
 
2009-06-11 10:27:23 PM
djh0101010: OOBE Juan Kenobi: David Carradine suicide picture from Thai Tabloid Thai rath (new window)

dude, rickrolls are so 2007. Grow up.


You clicked it, didn't you?

/link was still highlighted for me from the last time I got roll'd
//I clicked it anyway.
///I like the song. Suck me.
 
2009-06-11 10:27:30 PM
Eunuch Provocateur: What was his 4chan handle?

Anonymous
 
2009-06-11 10:28:03 PM
Kill Bill's Bill killed :(
 
2009-06-11 10:28:11 PM
OOBE Juan Kenobi: David Carradine suicide picture from Thai Tabloid Thai rath (new window)

Your link was broken (new window)
 
2009-06-11 10:28:24 PM
tdpatriots12: choking not joking, obviously

Choke chickens, or maybe even a biatch if you're Wayne Brady, but not yourself.
 
2009-06-11 10:28:41 PM
Eunuch Provocateur: What was his 4chan handle?

I'm going to go with Anonymous
 
2009-06-11 10:29:21 PM
Epoch_Zero: doglover: Life immitates WKUK?

Seriously, though, why was David Caradine wanking? Isn't he a huge star in certain age groups?

That's the thing - everyone who knows him from anything other than Kill Bill are at the age where they have to carry a cushion out in front of them for when they drop.


You're telling me there was a fair group of young girls who've seen kill bill and need MORE than that and a few drinks? I doubt it. Bill was the best character in any Tarentino film. White hair aside, he was a true adonis.
Hell, I'd have at least held his chokin rope just for bill and frakenstien. Throw in Kung Fu and some decent Gin and there'd've been no limit.
 
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