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(I Heart Chaos)   SomebodysDaughter.org wants you to know that stripper or hooker or porn star is somebody's daughter and you're an asshole for getting a boner. Stop it right now   (iheartchaos.com) divider line 128
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2009-06-10 02:21:59 PM
So, what if it's my daughter?
 
2009-06-10 02:22:32 PM
Well yeah. I've seen a few where mom was present.
 
2009-06-10 02:23:58 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2009-06-10 02:25:40 PM
I'm somebody's son, and I'd like to request that you homos stop getting a boner when thinking about me.
 
2009-06-10 02:26:19 PM
I just visited Subbysmom.org
 
2009-06-10 02:26:31 PM
That's why I only fap to granny porn.

/No harm, no foul
 
2009-06-10 02:26:33 PM
What about SomebodysSon.org to remind the world that the poor loser being bilked out of $60 for a lapdance by a display of false affection is somebody's son, and that you're an asshole for accusing the adult entertainment industry of "exploiting women" when it's really exploiting its customers with false promises and unattainable ideals?
 
2009-06-10 02:30:12 PM
that's hot.
 
2009-06-10 02:30:55 PM
HornyManatee.com is the only way to go for the really good stuff.
 
2009-06-10 02:30:57 PM
You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
 
2009-06-10 02:32:07 PM
It would be awesome of more people actually paid attention to things like this.
 
2009-06-10 02:32:25 PM
She got any sisters?
 
2009-06-10 02:33:51 PM
chemical_angel: It would be awesome of more people actually paid attention to things like this.

It would be even *more* awesome if it were somebody's TWIN daughters.
 
2009-06-10 02:34:11 PM
This is why I only patronize strippers and hookers that are orphans. Hot, young orphans.
 
2009-06-10 02:36:27 PM
ac982000: You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

Award this man one internets.
 
2009-06-10 02:36:53 PM
So I guess every one of these fundy douchebags that farks his wife is really a pedophile.

/although, if I said gay pedophile I would probably right
 
2009-06-10 02:36:56 PM
kronicfeld: What about SomebodysSon.org to remind the world that the poor loser being bilked out of $60 for a lapdance by a display of false affection is somebody's son, and that you're an asshole for accusing the adult entertainment industry of "exploiting women" when it's really exploiting its customers with false promises and unattainable ideals?

You mean I can't get real boobies in my face for less than $60?

Hell, dinner and a movie costs more without any guarantees...at least I'm guaranteed to see boobies in my face for $60.
 
2009-06-10 02:37:01 PM
Holy cow! So if I have sex with a woman, then I'm actually having sex with...SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER?!

Man, I'm glad to know this before I actually did anything so heinous.
 
2009-06-10 02:37:43 PM
you're an asshole for getting a boner. Stop it right now

Will do... as soon as I finish with this boner...

/bonus points for using "you're" correctly subby
 
2009-06-10 02:41:14 PM
Lando Lincoln: heinous

Heh. "H-anus"
 
2009-06-10 02:43:32 PM
LaRoach: /bonus points for using "you're" correctly subby

Man is it sad that such a basic point is worth congratulations.

And if she's someone's daughter, why isn't daddy driving his sober responsible ass over there and making her put some clothes on and go home and to her room, right now young lady?

...oh yeah, something about being an adult, and being legal, and choosing to be there.

/fark off, moralists
//and I don't even *like* strippers
 
2009-06-10 02:48:13 PM
whistleridge: LaRoach: /bonus points for using "you're" correctly subby

Man is it sad that such a basic point is worth congratulations.


I couldn't agree more...

/Don't get me started on lose vs. loose...
 
2009-06-10 02:50:05 PM
SomebodysDaughter.org wants you to know that stripper or hooker or porn star is somebody's daughter

To help me keep that in mind, I like to make the stripper say things like "Oooh, daddy, I am such a bad girl! Are you going to fark me hard tonight, daddy?" when I get a lapdance.
 
2009-06-10 02:51:23 PM
So, is this website a catalog of stuff hot daughters that are being exploited?

Cause, that'd be hot.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2009-06-10 02:52:10 PM
Dear Jim,

See, I was right.

Yours,

Bill in Syracuse


War the Cantaloupe Frenzy Alarm
 
2009-06-10 02:52:29 PM
Well yeah, I know that's somebody's daughter. Who do you think I gave the money to?
 
2009-06-10 02:53:58 PM
That song was horrible, although it would be funny if some stripper started using it just for the irony.
 
2009-06-10 02:55:54 PM
That video was completely pedocreepy.
And the song made my ears bleed.


Adman12: That song was horrible, although it would be funny if some stripper started using it just for the irony.
ZombieStomper: It would be even *more* awesome if it were somebody's TWIN daughters.

These.
 
2009-06-10 02:56:23 PM
GooberMcFly: This is why I only patronize strippers and hookers that are orphans. Hot, young orphans.

Orphans were babies too. This is why I only patronize strippers that were test tube babies grown in a lab. I am still way less moral than the Japanese guys who fap to tentacle manga, though. Those things are nobody's daughter
 
2009-06-10 02:57:54 PM
What's this "were" crap?
 
2009-06-10 03:01:53 PM
My Dad when on a golfing trip in North Carolina for a week back in 1993. My Uncle Buck, his brother-in-law, decided to take everyone to a strip club. Dad was talking to one of the strippers about to give him a lap dance when she said she was in college. At the time I was a Sophomore in college myself. According to my uncle Dad turned green and sat in the car until the rest of them left. lol

Nothing like getting reminded of your kid when you are ogling the hookers boobs.
 
2009-06-10 03:02:46 PM
www.bmi.com
The foreman over there hates the gang,
The poor people on the farms get it so rough,
Truck drivers drive like the devil,
The policemen they're acting so tough.
They need water,
Good water,
They need water,
And I'm sure there isn't one of us here
Who'd say no to somebody's daughter.
No, no, no, no, no.
 
2009-06-10 03:04:50 PM
Gwendolyn: My Uncle Buck,

Uncle Buck?

clashofthetitans.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-06-10 03:07:43 PM
That's just making it harder.
 
2009-06-10 03:09:00 PM
SomebodysDaughter.org wants to remind you that that porn star or stripper is somebody's daughter

So hentai is just fine than right?

Just watched the video and it seems really freaking creepy to me that the guys surfing porn and looking for strippers comes home and seeks out his 5 year old. *shudder* that was pedo-riffic.
 
2009-06-10 03:09:50 PM
Gwendolyn: Dad turned green and sat in the car until the rest of them left.

Um, you *do* know he was furiously whacking it, right?
 
2009-06-10 03:11:23 PM
somebody's son has done some very very bad things to me and I don't see anyone complaining.
 
2009-06-10 03:12:16 PM
the_rev: Gwendolyn: Dad turned green and sat in the car until the rest of them left.

Um, you *do* know he was furiously whacking it, right?


Heh. Maybe.
 
2009-06-10 03:15:21 PM
kronicfeld: What about SomebodysSon.org to remind the world that the poor loser being bilked out of $60 for a lapdance by a display of false affection is somebody's son, and that you're an asshole for accusing the adult entertainment industry of "exploiting women" when it's really exploiting its customers with false promises and unattainable ideals?

i40.tinypic.com

"...hence, it exploits people..."
 
2009-06-10 03:15:29 PM
Gwendolyn: it seems really freaking creepy to me that the guys surfing porn and looking for strippers comes home and seeks out his 5 year old. *shudder*

Creepy? That's when I lost my load.
 
2009-06-10 03:20:18 PM
Of course it's somebody's daughter. And obviously they were too lazy to pay her tuition, so it becomes our job.
 
2009-06-10 03:22:51 PM
rava: somebody's son has done some very very bad things to me and I don't see anyone complaining.

That's SOMEBODY'S SON you're talking about, you sicko.
 
2009-06-10 03:24:19 PM
HotLonelyTeenageGirl:
"...hence, it exploits people..."


What is on his forehead? the hell?
 
2009-06-10 03:25:15 PM
Gwendolyn: Just watched the video and it seems really freaking creepy to me that the guys surfing porn and looking for strippers comes home and seeks out his 5 year old.

I think the lesson of the video is that before you're willing to do it to somebody else's daughter, do it to your own. Was this a Mormon production?
 
2009-06-10 03:25:24 PM
s5.tinypic.com

/Obligatory
 
2009-06-10 03:30:26 PM
Freak Flag Fly: I think the lesson of the video is that before you're willing to do it to somebody else's daughter, do it to your own. Was this a Mormon production?

I already did it to somebody else's daughter... that is how I got two of my own!
 
2009-06-10 03:35:20 PM
Thank you sir. Thank you. Your daughter is just what I needed.
 
2009-06-10 03:37:53 PM
ac982000: Gwendolyn: My Uncle Buck,

Uncle Buck?


bit of a difference, underage neice & creepy boy. Drill justified.

She wants to get drilled on camera and is age of consent, then congrats there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.
 
2009-06-10 03:43:05 PM
I'm somebody's daughter, so I guess it's okay for me to go to strip clubs.

/I've gone a few times. Lots of fun.
//The guys at the bar give ME their money to give to the girls.
 
2009-06-10 03:45:48 PM
Uh, ok, I guess my wife ISN'T someones daughter too?

Idiots.
 
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