I'm Henry the 8th I am,Henry the 8th I am I am.I got married to the woman next store,she's was married one time before.That guy was not a Henry HENRY !He neither was a Willy or a Sam.I'm the 8th old man, I'm Henry,Henry the 8th I am !
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Having had the misfortune to be born into a family whose fundamentalist church one could be kicked out of for lapses like going bowling, attending baseball games, or bathing in the same pool or body of water as the opposite sex at the same time, far from me to criticize any religions' absurdities. Talking burning bushes, prehistoric New World calvalry battles, aliens in spacecraft, okay, sure.
Still the idea of having one's religion changed after death bothers me. My poor grandfather could end up getting dragged from his Church of God of Prophecy heaven (IIRC from sunday school, eternally singing God's praises while sitting around a table consuming unbounded quantities of pie - there's a heaven for you, gosh, just think, unlimited pie!), into a Church of The Latter Day Saints's reward, which I understand would consist of the joy of continuing to toil hard and selflessly, working away in a long process of improving himself spiritually.
Personally, I don't know whether I would be relieved from what would otherwise have to be either incredible boredom or having been changed into a moron, or not.
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