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(Some Farkers) Boobies some farkers beat you to the photoshop aspect of this page (shudder grin)... not safe for work   ( divider line 77
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2003-02-18 08:46:47 PM  
In the future, scientists will clone female anatomy parts to create gigantic million-beavered creations replete with a quadrillion set of hooters where you can go and, for a reasonable fee, fark until your hearts' content. No mind games, no dead-end expensive courtships, no wrestling in the front seat of your Dad's late-model American-made automobile.

And I will take my 50-petered self and spend my 401k in one afternoon.
2003-02-18 09:05:48 PM  
The Breast Expansion Archive's Multiple Breast Story Listing (NSFW)

Some of those stories are quite unusual, but humorous. I prefer other BE variations, though.
2003-02-18 10:56:22 PM  
I wonder if these photoshopers were inspired by Hindu mythology? Some of the members of the Hindu patheon are known for having multiple arms, legs, heads, etc,etc. Quad Boobie and the Siamese joined at the boobie would fit the bill quite well.
2003-02-18 11:44:54 PM  
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2003-02-18 11:45:26 PM  
this guy sucks!
2003-02-18 11:47:29 PM  
I dunno about you guys, but those pics were crap in every way. The girls weren't hot, the photoshopping was bad, and the whole concept was retarded. Although I really wish someone had biatched about the girls having fake tits like we do in every other post... that would have been funny... fark why didn't I just do that instead of knocking the site.... hmmm...
2003-02-19 12:20:05 AM  
Hey.....I remember those women when I was a judge for the 3-mile island beauty pagent.
2003-02-19 01:03:57 AM  
Frost: Hey, I sure wouldn't mind getting me some more of that Arcturian poontang! Remember that time?

Spunkmeyer: Yeah Frost, except the one you had was MALE.

Frost: It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!
2003-02-19 01:32:28 AM  
Went through all five pages and decided these were the best done as well as actually attractive ones on there:
Tri breast
4 leg
Another tri breast
Quad arm
Quad breast, quad arm
Quad leg
Quad everything
Tri breast, dual tang, 6 fingers

You can thank me for sorting it out after the kittens are dead.
2003-02-19 01:33:52 AM  
forgot in last post: Why didn't anyone make someone with a uni-boob? :)
2003-02-19 01:45:43 AM  
um wow...

2003-02-19 01:48:07 AM  
Jesus farking Christ on a rocketsled, that's downright disgusting.
2003-02-19 02:00:04 AM  
Ok the last time is saw women like this it was 1969 and I had been on a very rigourous sugar cube diet....ahh the memories...huh...what?
2003-02-19 02:32:46 AM  
i have lost hope in the Boobies Links here recently. No kittens died over here today.
2003-02-19 05:25:24 AM  
I could handle girls with multiple snatches... of varying tightness and what not... you know, bang the loose one and work your way up to the tight one, or vice versa... I could handle girls with multiple tits... but I would kill myself over a girl with more than one head... imagine, it would be like having two girls biatching at you at the SAME TIME.

fark that!
2003-02-19 06:16:30 AM  
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2003-02-19 10:16:03 AM  
As odd as everything is , It could be fun trying to make your way around all the extras .....
2003-02-19 10:38:09 AM  
Actually, this kind of photoshopping is the easiest to do. I mean, Photoshop was MADE for doing this sort of thing. Every picture he made uses either pieces from the same photo or 2-3 photos from not only the same girl but from the same photo-shoot. All the little pain in the ass color corrections and such aren't necessary with a technique like that. I doubt he used more than the Rubber Stamp, some layer masks, and a little rotation. I'd say the Burn/Dodge tool too but I see quite a few shadows he missed.

Oh, and I think it was a huge waste of time to to THAT many. The guy is disturbed.
2003-02-19 11:31:22 AM  
DATTAWAY.. THE PICTURE OF THE BOAT U POSTED.. HAPPENED HERE ON THE CHESAPEAKE BAY.. NEIGHBOR OF MINE works with the guy who wrecked it... drunk i think...! idiots!
2003-02-19 11:50:19 AM  
BloodyL, I thought I was the only person around who knew about the BEArchive.
2003-02-19 03:42:30 PM  
Yj_jeep95: I thought most girls do have multiple tits. Doesn't two count as "multiple" these days?
2003-02-19 04:19:52 PM  
interesting idea, but creepily done.

if it were more artisitc and possibly a little more east indian god themed it could be really nice.

but yet again i will mention the BAD PHOTOSHOPPING
(i work with photoshop for a living)
2003-02-19 04:58:46 PM  
Madameyes should post her own gallery for the cause of kitten genocide.
2003-02-19 05:07:27 PM  
Mojoman970: can't remember how I've found it. I've gone through most of the good stories, and I'm now looking for other archives. I haven't found many.
2003-02-19 10:47:17 PM  

Stop biatching about popups. Don't whine about the popups when you're too stupid to secure your computer properly.

/tired of seeing everyone biatch about popup ads b/c they're too dumb or lazy to secure their machines.
2003-02-20 09:44:07 AM  
Tesukyro The triple-breasted whore of eroticon six was the first thing the link made me think about. The second was that to properly masturbate to something like this I'd need a few more hands and penii than I have.
2003-02-23 02:22:32 AM  
boy i miss that chesapeake bay...

anyway, he should get over the multiple-boobies thing because if he deserves that many(boobies) he will have that many(normal)women about him, no?
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