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(Some Farkers) Boobies some farkers beat you to the photoshop aspect of this page (shudder grin)... not safe for work   ( divider line 77
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78098 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Feb 2003 at 7:54 AM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-18 01:09:20 PM  
wow -- aside from the GOD DAMN 45234 farking pop ups -- 1st comment
2003-02-18 01:09:52 PM  
Well, that was odd..........
2003-02-18 01:34:20 PM  
2003-02-18 01:34:53 PM  
2003-02-18 01:44:53 PM  
This is not right !
2003-02-18 01:48:44 PM  
As much as I try to, I just can't masturbate to this. I'd be more worried if I could though.
2003-02-18 01:51:52 PM  
If I were shaped like them, I'd hit it, and it, and it. Then my three-eyed kitten would die.
2003-02-18 01:53:22 PM  
II''DD hhiitt iitt..
2003-02-18 01:56:39 PM  
Any of you know how I could erase this page from my memory? Please? Anyone?
2003-02-18 02:03:09 PM  
Mmmmm Quadraphonic Boobies (tm)
2003-02-18 02:06:06 PM  
What a complete waste of some otherwise perfectly fine T&A photos. What the FARK is that all about????? My soul is wounded. Can't...go...on. I can hear the shrieks of hell in my ears's....getting....dark....
2003-02-18 02:09:12 PM  
I think them pics are fake.
2003-02-18 02:18:39 PM  
Geez, girls today look so phony.
2003-02-18 02:21:55 PM  
2003-02-18 02:32:37 PM  
Look this way, please
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2003-02-18 02:32:53 PM  
Ever hear of Eccentrica Galumbits, the triple-breasted whore from eroticon six?
2003-02-18 02:51:04 PM  
Ummm, I'm afraid. Very afraid.
2003-02-18 03:01:23 PM  
The fark server is down
2003-02-18 03:03:10 PM  
You know, I was sitting around filing my toenails when it hit me: the internet needs pictures of quadraporn!

Then, the epiphany fading, I went back to my toenails.
2003-02-18 03:09:50 PM  
this thing definitely reminds of of total recall, it reminds me of the woman with the third boob.
2003-02-18 03:12:54 PM  
theres my opinion.
2003-02-18 03:15:22 PM  
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2003-02-18 03:26:57 PM  
Very Nicely done though...

Here kitty kitty kitty...

2003-02-18 03:31:21 PM  
I was sitting here looking at fark with my gf, I looked at that, and she couldn't understand why I found it incredibly disturbing.

-rubs his eyes sadly-

They'll never be the same now :(
2003-02-18 03:32:02 PM  
Eight perky boobies!
I knew that she was young.
But I thought that she was legal,
by the way she used her tongue.

2003-02-18 03:38:29 PM  
Asdrabael69 I know what you mean. Your merely two-breasted gf simply cannot compare to the gals on that website.
2003-02-18 03:47:02 PM  
Oh no, no no no.

2003-02-18 03:49:07 PM  
ArtmerlynWait, where am I, and why are my eyes bleeding?
2003-02-18 03:49:25 PM  

can't maintain concentration....sight blurring....fkl :ffffffff
2003-02-18 04:47:16 PM  

You beat me to it, damn you!
2003-02-18 05:06:36 PM  
kinda reminds me of boytaurs....
2003-02-18 05:09:33 PM  
But I only have 2 hands....
I feel inadequate.
2003-02-18 05:21:16 PM  
That page turned me off men!
I'd switch to girls, but they're freaky as well. What's a girl to do?
2003-02-18 05:28:57 PM  

Bad Boobies Link
2003-02-18 05:42:29 PM  
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
2003-02-18 06:13:13 PM  
just look at it cross-eyed... its all good...
2003-02-18 06:32:31 PM  
Damn no redheads

I could tell they were implants

eew strech marks

2003-02-18 06:34:58 PM  
Um... ok. The extra breasts I can at least understand as a human fetish, but the extra arms & legs thing? Hmm. You'd think they'd just get in the way. At least there were no tentacles, right ? (I didn't check the rest of the site though)
2003-02-18 06:55:08 PM  
Hmm.. there is something disturbingly erotic about extra.. naughty parts.

You'd never have to worry about one being loose..
Just think Alice in Wonderland..

"Move down, Move down, Move down!!"
2003-02-18 07:00:12 PM  
i wouldn't know where to hit that
2003-02-18 07:19:30 PM  
this is a sin against the sanctity of the almighty boobie link
2003-02-18 07:26:38 PM  
This is with out doubt a prime example of what happens when retards get hold of PhotoShop. Complete and utter crap.
2003-02-18 07:27:11 PM  
here's to the idea of ever-more boobies.

"Ya know why it's called the waist? Cause another set of breasts could fit there so easily.."
2003-02-18 07:28:44 PM  
popup stopper enabled...what pop ups....
2003-02-18 07:32:11 PM  
and don't make fun of the poor handycaped babes with four or mor tits, and extra extras...please have a har#.
2003-02-18 07:32:38 PM  
ok for Farkers who fantasize about a "twins" thing -- just something intriguing about being siamese-joined at the boobie.

Wonder if they'd be available for a three-legged race ??
2003-02-18 07:37:16 PM  
caveat empty..That's my favorite pic, you did look at the other galleries too ?
2003-02-18 07:57:35 PM  
They must burn for ruining all those boobies.... twisted farks!
2003-02-18 08:33:05 PM  
Screw kitten killing... This is really really good photoshopping...

Quad-Boobies just amazes me... I...cant...find...blend...lines! Plus the legs are in different positions...

I say we have a photoshopping tournament, decide on a champion, and have them challange these fiends to a Geek-off!

2003-02-18 08:39:59 PM  
She said she was one year
2003-02-18 08:46:47 PM  
In the future, scientists will clone female anatomy parts to create gigantic million-beavered creations replete with a quadrillion set of hooters where you can go and, for a reasonable fee, fark until your hearts' content. No mind games, no dead-end expensive courtships, no wrestling in the front seat of your Dad's late-model American-made automobile.

And I will take my 50-petered self and spend my 401k in one afternoon.
2003-02-18 09:05:48 PM  
The Breast Expansion Archive's Multiple Breast Story Listing (NSFW)

Some of those stories are quite unusual, but humorous. I prefer other BE variations, though.
2003-02-18 10:56:22 PM  
I wonder if these photoshopers were inspired by Hindu mythology? Some of the members of the Hindu patheon are known for having multiple arms, legs, heads, etc,etc. Quad Boobie and the Siamese joined at the boobie would fit the bill quite well.
2003-02-18 11:44:54 PM  
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2003-02-18 11:45:26 PM  
this guy sucks!
2003-02-18 11:47:29 PM  
I dunno about you guys, but those pics were crap in every way. The girls weren't hot, the photoshopping was bad, and the whole concept was retarded. Although I really wish someone had biatched about the girls having fake tits like we do in every other post... that would have been funny... fark why didn't I just do that instead of knocking the site.... hmmm...
2003-02-19 12:20:05 AM  
Hey.....I remember those women when I was a judge for the 3-mile island beauty pagent.
2003-02-19 01:03:57 AM  
Frost: Hey, I sure wouldn't mind getting me some more of that Arcturian poontang! Remember that time?

Spunkmeyer: Yeah Frost, except the one you had was MALE.

Frost: It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!
2003-02-19 01:32:28 AM  
Went through all five pages and decided these were the best done as well as actually attractive ones on there:
Tri breast
4 leg
Another tri breast
Quad arm
Quad breast, quad arm
Quad leg
Quad everything
Tri breast, dual tang, 6 fingers

You can thank me for sorting it out after the kittens are dead.
2003-02-19 01:33:52 AM  
forgot in last post: Why didn't anyone make someone with a uni-boob? :)
2003-02-19 01:45:43 AM  
um wow...

2003-02-19 01:48:07 AM  
Jesus farking Christ on a rocketsled, that's downright disgusting.
2003-02-19 02:00:04 AM  
Ok the last time is saw women like this it was 1969 and I had been on a very rigourous sugar cube diet....ahh the memories...huh...what?
2003-02-19 02:32:46 AM  
i have lost hope in the Boobies Links here recently. No kittens died over here today.
2003-02-19 05:25:24 AM  
I could handle girls with multiple snatches... of varying tightness and what not... you know, bang the loose one and work your way up to the tight one, or vice versa... I could handle girls with multiple tits... but I would kill myself over a girl with more than one head... imagine, it would be like having two girls biatching at you at the SAME TIME.

fark that!
2003-02-19 06:16:30 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-19 10:16:03 AM  
As odd as everything is , It could be fun trying to make your way around all the extras .....
2003-02-19 10:38:09 AM  
Actually, this kind of photoshopping is the easiest to do. I mean, Photoshop was MADE for doing this sort of thing. Every picture he made uses either pieces from the same photo or 2-3 photos from not only the same girl but from the same photo-shoot. All the little pain in the ass color corrections and such aren't necessary with a technique like that. I doubt he used more than the Rubber Stamp, some layer masks, and a little rotation. I'd say the Burn/Dodge tool too but I see quite a few shadows he missed.

Oh, and I think it was a huge waste of time to to THAT many. The guy is disturbed.
2003-02-19 11:31:22 AM  
DATTAWAY.. THE PICTURE OF THE BOAT U POSTED.. HAPPENED HERE ON THE CHESAPEAKE BAY.. NEIGHBOR OF MINE works with the guy who wrecked it... drunk i think...! idiots!
2003-02-19 11:50:19 AM  
BloodyL, I thought I was the only person around who knew about the BEArchive.
2003-02-19 03:42:30 PM  
Yj_jeep95: I thought most girls do have multiple tits. Doesn't two count as "multiple" these days?
2003-02-19 04:19:52 PM  
interesting idea, but creepily done.

if it were more artisitc and possibly a little more east indian god themed it could be really nice.

but yet again i will mention the BAD PHOTOSHOPPING
(i work with photoshop for a living)
2003-02-19 04:58:46 PM  
Madameyes should post her own gallery for the cause of kitten genocide.
2003-02-19 05:07:27 PM  
Mojoman970: can't remember how I've found it. I've gone through most of the good stories, and I'm now looking for other archives. I haven't found many.
2003-02-19 10:47:17 PM  

Stop biatching about popups. Don't whine about the popups when you're too stupid to secure your computer properly.

/tired of seeing everyone biatch about popup ads b/c they're too dumb or lazy to secure their machines.
2003-02-20 09:44:07 AM  
Tesukyro The triple-breasted whore of eroticon six was the first thing the link made me think about. The second was that to properly masturbate to something like this I'd need a few more hands and penii than I have.
2003-02-23 02:22:32 AM  
boy i miss that chesapeake bay...

anyway, he should get over the multiple-boobies thing because if he deserves that many(boobies) he will have that many(normal)women about him, no?
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