Where they from a town called Malice?

Why did they test a jam jar in the first place?

i bet they were caught when someone tried some and decided it tasted too good.

That headline is giving me a headache.

"White supremacists seem to hate an awful lot of people."

Wow. Really? Good job, Durham constabularies.

Fair_Poopsmith: I'd forgive the "know" if the headline was at all clever.

cheers.

Jam.



Ewe no ewe yuan tit.

-"IN THE RECENT HEAVY FIGHTING NEAR BLACKPOOL, MRS G. EVANS OF SOLIHULL
WAS GRADUALLY INJURED. SHE WANTS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE IN HOSPITAL "PLENTY
OF JAM JARS" BY THE RAVELLERS.
AND HERE IT IS."

"In the recent heavy fighting near Blackpool, Mrs. G. Evans of Solihull was gradually injured. She wants for all the people in hospital, "Plenty of Jam Jars", by the Ravellers. And here it is:

Plenty of jam jars, baby
Plenty of jam jars for you (for you baby!)
Plenty of jam jars, baby
Plenty of jam jars for you
Plenty of jam jars, baby (baby, baby!)
Plenty of jam jars for you

If you take the jam out of a jam jar and put something else in it, there is no longer jam in the jar.

/I pity the fool submitter.

Hope you didn't pull anything stretching for that headline.

"White supremacists seem to hate an awful lot of people."
ORLY?

-k

I had ricin beans for dinner

Lesson learned: don't keep rice in a jam jar if you stutter.

Funk Brothers: Geez...Great Britain and ricin have a long history of terror scares.

Yes, but the last ricin plot^ didn't actually have any ricin.

I'll wait until the police have to present their "evidence" to a judge.

/ Screw the BNP

Does not approve.

BlaiseDaily: "White supremacists seem to hate an awful lot of people."
ORLY?


They secretly hate themselves, so they externalize it by hating everyone else. See- it's more comfortable to project the shortcomings onto others, because then at least you don't want to kill yourself anymore. Either you wallow in your self loathing, and kill yourself, or you get help and become a better person for it, or you externalize it, and become a miserable a**hole.

The way I see it, any given racist group suffers from a communal form of "small dick syndrome." Since individually they can't afford the expensive car to compensate, they turn to organized a**holery. It's really rather pathetic really.


As for me... I don't hate myself so I hang out with my multiracial friends.

I really should proofread my posts better too, but between my plague ridden body and the nyquil, I can't seem to manage it.

Saborlas: Know, know, we've all made grammatical mistakes befour.

The only mistake is lacking a comma: "Even the jam can kill, you know?"

NuclearPenguins: Where they from a town called Malice?

*snicker*

Nicely played!

I don't now what to think of this.

They should have gone underground.

/skankin'

WHY THE fark IS IT ALWAYS AND I MEAN ALWAYS REFERRED TO AS "THE DEADLY POISON RICIN"fark!

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22the+deadly+poison+ricin%22

"white supremacist extremists"

Ohh i like how they added extremist to them now they are much more menacing then the run of the mill white supremacist we are all so used to. I think we should add some more to it, white supremacist extremists babyeaters!

Ikahoshi:
They secretly hate themselves, so they externalize it by hating everyone else. See- it's more comfortable to project the shortcomings onto others, because then at least you don't want to kill yourself anymore. Either you wallow in your self loathing, and kill yourself, or you get help and become a better person for it, or you externalize it, and become a miserable a**hole.
The way I see it, any given racist group suffers from a communal form of "small dick syndrome." Since individually they can't afford the expensive car to compensate, they turn to organized a**holery. It's really rather pathetic really.
As for me... I don't hate myself so I hang out with my multiracial friends.
I kind of get what you are saying but i think that there is a lot more to extreme hate than feel inadequacy. If you look at the driving forces of the white power movement it is much more than feeling of self-loathig. The de-industrialization of America led to the decline of the middle class white family what it turn led to a large number of underemployed angry young white males who are ready to be indoctrinated with the beliefs that what has happened to there country(and race) is caused by the blacks, Muslims, Chinese or Jews.
Saying that extremists hate is caused by "small dick syndrome" and that they would all be happy if they had more money to buy a bigger car to compensate is ludicrous and takes away from the serious issue of radicalization of a disenfranchised group. And the way you phrase things makes you sound like a dick.

exPFCWintergreen: Does not approve.

came here for this. better picture than i would have posted too.

brantgoose: Ever notice that white terrorists don't get the news coverage that brown terrorists do?

When's the last time white supremacists killed hundreds or thousands of people at a time? If anything, they get disproportionate coverage considering their lack of numbers and their perpetual ineffectiveness in carrying out deadly attacks. (Plus it gives the liberal mainstream an excuse to vent the moral outrage they're too PC to use over Muslim terrorists. You'll never hear anyone inquiring into the "root causes" of white supremacist violence, for example.)

Can someone link to the WTF is this shiat Kirk picture please?

i've got ricin my cupboard. i like it egg fried, with prawns and mushrooms.

Ikahoshi: They secretly hate themselves, so they externalize it by hating everyone else. [...]

As for me... I don't hate myself so I hang out with my multiracial friends.

Such a mixture of smuggery and bullsh*t psychologizing is unusual even for Fark. I'd just about concede that anyone who takes undue pride in their ethnic or racial background is almost certainly a mediocrity in terms of their individual ability or intelligence (as we've seen recently with Sonia Sotomayor). But this doesn't necessarily mean that such people hate themselves -- it's more likely that they believe in their prejudices to such an extent that they actually feel superior to others, however unjustified or irrational this may be.

"White supremacists seem to hate an awful lot of people."

In other news, Ric Romero has joined the Durham Constabulatory.

Came here for The Beatles reference, leaving satisfied. God bless you, TheHopeDiamond!

Saborlas: Know, know, we've all made grammatical mistakes befour.


pahaha

Just keep postin'.

Just keep drinkin'.

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Our collective thoughts on the matter:

This thread is full of win!

alltandubh: brantgoose: Ever notice that white terrorists don't get the news coverage that brown terrorists do?

When's the last time white supremacists killed hundreds or thousands of people at a time? If anything, they get disproportionate coverage considering their lack of numbers and their perpetual ineffectiveness in carrying out deadly attacks. (Plus it gives the liberal mainstream an excuse to vent the moral outrage they're too PC to use over Muslim terrorists. You'll never hear anyone inquiring into the "root causes" of white supremacist violence, for example.)

Um, does Oklahoma City ring a bell?

Yah... remember that one... the deadliest US attack prior to 9-11?

felidstar: Um, does Oklahoma City ring a bell?

Yah... remember that one... the deadliest US attack prior to 9-11?

Or Waco?

>Or Waco?

Surely you recall that the Waco massacre was committed by the ATF, not white supremacists. In fact, David Koresh was not a white supremacist at all, just a wacko cult leader.

Oh no, the preserves!

CLIVE proudly pulls out an unlabeled can and plants it firmly on the centre of tea table.

GRACE And what's that?

CLIVE Jam.

BILL and SUE jump for joy.

BILL AND SUE (chanting) Jam! Jam! Jam!

GRACE Jam? What kind of jam? It's not like any jam I know.

CLIVE German jam. It's German jam.

The table falls deathly silent. They stare at the can as though it was a time bomb.

CLIVE It's all right. It came from a German ship. It got sunk, and this stuff washed ashore, crates of it. Jam. Our fellows found it on the beach, by the rifle range.

GRACE picks it up gingerly, turns it, searches the blank silver-grey metal for a sign, a clue, a portent.

GRACE We don't know anything about it

CLIVE Well, it's off ration. We know that.

GRACE How do we know they didn't plant it there? They know we're mad on jam. They could poison half the country.

CLIVE surveys the suspicious hostile faces. Angrily, he seizes the can and jabs it clumsily with the paper opener.

GRACE Come away, children. I don't want you to stand too close while he's opening it.

They retreat to the corner of the room. CLIVE has it opened and bends back the top to reveal a deep-red jam. GRACE ventures forward and peers at it.

CLIVE Well?

GRACE It looks....foreign.

CLIVE Jam is jam! It's just jam!

DAWN Well, I'm not having any. Even if it's not poisoned. I don't think it's right. It's not patriotic.

BILL You don't like jam. You hate jam. You never eat jam.

DAWN That's not the point.

There is an impasse. They stare at it gloomily. CLIVE waves grandly at the jam.

CLIVE Taste it. Why don't you taste it?

GRACE You taste it.

The eyes turn on CLIVE. The situation forces their resentment for one who has not shared in their hardships, who abandoned them, in fact. The jam has become a test. He looks into the faces of his family. Resolutely, he takes up a teaspoon, picks up the can and begins to eat. Grimly and steadily he ladles the jam to his mouth. They watch him carefully for signs of pain. Before their doubts are dispelled, he has consumed a third of the can. BILL is the first to crack.

BILL Give us some, Dad.