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(Breitbart.com)   Politician who got egged threatens reporters not to write about it. He needs to get ova himself and look at the sunny side up. Omelette other Farkers write all the bad puns   (breitbart.com) divider line 101
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2009-06-05 02:20:17 PM
That's a rotten headline, subby. It's nothing to yoke about at all.
 
2009-06-05 02:29:15 PM
I'm scrambling to come up with some bad puns, but I'm just a shell of the pun artist I used to be.
 
2009-06-05 02:37:26 PM
The writer deserves a Pullet Surprise for this one.
 
2009-06-05 03:12:54 PM
Just looked the article over. Easy to think of some puns.
 
2009-06-05 03:41:44 PM
Meanwhile, some Social Democrats started to offer scrambled eggs to voters at meetings as an expression of goodwill.

That's an interesting way to poach voters.
 
2009-06-05 04:15:41 PM
haha EGGS!!
 
2009-06-05 04:16:13 PM
www.filmschoolrejects.com

Approves.
 
2009-06-05 04:16:37 PM
these hard boiled politicians suck eggs
 
2009-06-05 04:16:57 PM
Subby, you crack me up. My brain is all scrambled now. Thanks.
 
2009-06-05 04:17:10 PM
What a cranky politician. He should always keep his sunny side up.
 
2009-06-05 04:17:16 PM
It'd be a great headline if it weren't linking to Breitbart.
 
2009-06-05 04:17:16 PM
Just on general principle, we should throw eggs at all politicians regularly.

I am Bucky Katt and approve this message.
 
2009-06-05 04:17:34 PM
That is eggsalt with a deadly weapon here in the land of the fake free.
 
2009-06-05 04:17:59 PM
Okay, omelette was a pretty good one.
 
2009-06-05 04:18:44 PM
... it's what you'd expect from someone from the Chick Republic
 
2009-06-05 04:18:52 PM

Last week, Paroubek -- dubbed Paroubegg by his opponents -- asked for police assistance as the attacks became more frequent, but this did not help when a crowd in Prague pelted him and his entourage with hundreds of eggs.


Apparently albumen in the audience were unhappy with him.
 
2009-06-05 04:18:52 PM
Wow that was a crappy headline. Pun headlines are usually stupid anyways, but that was just complete failure.
 
2009-06-05 04:19:43 PM
This is a good eggsample of why politicians are huge yolks.
 
2009-06-05 04:19:59 PM
Czech opposition leader Jiri Paroubek, pelted with scores of eggs at a pre-election meeting last week, threatened on Wednesday to hurl eggs at any journalists writing about the incident.

Ah, those crazy Europeans. Reminds me of my Hollandaise.
 
2009-06-05 04:20:01 PM
riddle me this....if some white guy egged Barack Obama, would he be charged with racism and eggsicuted or would he be simply find a poultry sum of money and sent on his way ?
 
2009-06-05 04:20:28 PM
This thread is eggcellent.

/Allergic to eggs
//Getting a kick
 
2009-06-05 04:23:44 PM
Did subby just egg us on for puns???

Man, that was a lot funnier in my head before I typed it out... I'm ashamed of myself right now...
 
2009-06-05 04:24:03 PM
phlegmmo: Czech opposition leader Jiri Paroubek, pelted with scores of eggs at a pre-election meeting last week, threatened on Wednesday to hurl eggs at any journalists writing about the incident.

Ah, those crazy Europeans. Reminds me of my Hollandaise.


That is eggzactly what I was thinking
 
2009-06-05 04:26:06 PM
It's just an article, no reason to be that afraid, this guy must be yellow to the core.
 
2009-06-05 04:26:10 PM
img.breitbart.com

www.tennscreen.com
 
2009-06-05 04:26:26 PM
libbynomore2:
riddle me this...

Wrong Batman villain.

i18.photobucket.com
 
2009-06-05 04:26:52 PM
Because the surest way to make reporters leave you alone is to shout, "I ORDER YOU NOT TO COVER THIS!!!"
 
2009-06-05 04:27:02 PM
Nabb1: I'm scrambling to come up with some bad puns, but I'm just a shell of the pun artist I used to be.

hahaha - thread ovum
 
2009-06-05 04:28:09 PM
Rug Doctor: Because the surest way to make reporters leave you alone is to shout, "I ORDER YOU NOT TO COVER THIS!!!"

I don't get it either.

why would a politician want to get in a roe over eggs?
 
2009-06-05 04:28:19 PM
Here in America, politicians just custard the media out. What's his flan for getting into the newsroom?
 
2009-06-05 04:28:31 PM
Jeff You'll get ovum it.

WIN!
 
2009-06-05 04:29:08 PM
Greystoke Quote 2009-06-05 04:26:26 PM
libbynomore2:
riddle me this...

Wrong Batman villain.


Now THAT was funny...

Nice use of visual aids to enhance the comedy!!

Well played!!!!!
 
2009-06-05 04:29:48 PM
Looks like this Moran got a membrane.
 
2009-06-05 04:34:18 PM
whining over egg throwing? this guy's got no huevos
 
2009-06-05 04:34:34 PM
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/q4qm68
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2009-06-05 04:34:58 PM
libbynomore2: riddle me this....if some white guy egged Barack Obama, would he be charged with racism and eggsicuted or would he be simply find a poultry sum of money and sent on his way ?

Let's all boo men who come in to pun threads for trolling.
 
2009-06-05 04:35:17 PM
Someone needs to get laid.
 
2009-06-05 04:35:32 PM
There should only be about a dozen or so bad puns, right?
 
2009-06-05 04:36:55 PM
img.villagephotos.com

"I don't like the way you write ... I will pelt you and you will see how funny it is..."
 
2009-06-05 04:37:07 PM
Trying to hatch up a good one, but my brain is fried.

/I tried to grill an egg once, in its shell. About half of it cooked. We ended up playing an extremely short game of spatula baseball with it.
 
2009-06-05 04:37:40 PM
"Watch out reporters, or I will not write about this!"
 
2009-06-05 04:37:56 PM
He looks so goofy in that outfit. What was he eggspecting?
 
2009-06-05 04:37:58 PM
While the story could be fertile ground for jokes about the politician, he should try not to act like such a cock.
 
2009-06-05 04:38:10 PM
i221.photobucket.com



whooooooooooopiiiiieeeeeeeee
 
2009-06-05 04:38:56 PM
Choose to make an omelette. Your mother should have.
 
2009-06-05 04:39:48 PM
looks like the yolk was on him.
 
2009-06-05 04:40:46 PM
if he hadn't benedict about it it probably wouldn't have happened.
 
2009-06-05 04:41:18 PM
Chicken.
 
2009-06-05 04:41:53 PM
Tigggy: There should only be about a dozen or so bad puns, right?

I hope so, I hate puns.

But if you seemen come in here and spread that stuff all over, it could divide and grow into something totally new
 
2009-06-05 04:42:26 PM
bacon your pardon?
 
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