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2009-06-05 02:09:28 AM
oh ... that bacon.
I was thinking this Bacon.
 
2009-06-05 02:10:59 AM
If we can just go with dialogue, it bears mentioning that they *did* leave out Troll 2.


"Coffee."

"There's no coffee in Nilbog. It's the devil's drink."

"Eggs."

"Bleah!"

"Bacon."

"Are you crazy, boy? We're vegetarians here in Nilbog. Didn't you know that? Here's some Nilbog milk. Special milk. High in vitamin content. Here, it's free."

"Free?"

"Of course, it's free. We love tourists here in Nilbog. Try some, boy, and have some of your friends drink some also."
 
2009-06-05 02:19:16 AM
Shut up! Just shut up!

i102.photobucket.com

YOU HAD ME AT BACON.
 
2009-06-05 02:44:01 AM
Is Kevin Bacon in any movies with bacon? If not, how many degrees of Kevin Bacon is it to the nearest movie with bacon?
 
2009-06-05 04:35:07 AM
mamoru: Is Kevin Bacon in any movies with bacon? If not, how many degrees of Kevin Bacon is it to the nearest movie with bacon?

While I can't name any bacon moments in a Bacon movie, he was in White Water Summer with Sean Astin, who was in Bacon Moment 8 on the list.
 
2009-06-05 06:51:35 AM
mamoru: Is Kevin Bacon in any movies with bacon? If not, how many degrees of Kevin Bacon is it to the nearest movie with bacon?

May I suggest...
www.elevatorbobs-elevator-pics.com
 
2009-06-05 06:52:50 AM
 
2009-06-05 06:56:56 AM
No Jack Nicholson dipping bacon into his overeasy eggs in The Shining?

FAIL
 
2009-06-05 07:09:27 AM
Jack Nicholson telling Greg Kinnear how he keeps the bacon strips in his pocket and that's how he gets Verdell to keep coming to him.

that dog is seriously so farking cute.
 
2009-06-05 07:11:16 AM
(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian"
(Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?"
"Yes"
"Bacon?"
"Yes Dad"
"Ham?"
"Dad all those meats come from the same animal"
"Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!""
 
2009-06-05 07:19:31 AM
Fark Kevin Bacon.
 
2009-06-05 07:33:01 AM
Left Out:

www.spout.com

/GIS for "dutch movie" is definitely NSFW
 
2009-06-05 08:18:10 AM
Can't find a picture, but my personal favorite is the scene from "Hot Shots" with the stomach griddle.
 
2009-06-05 08:23:11 AM
No Pulp Fiction?
 
2009-06-05 08:27:29 AM
No Pulp Fiction?

Bacon is goood.
 
2009-06-05 08:31:44 AM
Thank god Wild Things wasn't on the list.
 
2009-06-05 08:40:47 AM
I wish someone would do a worst list on the internets ever list. This one would certainly make it on there.
 
2009-06-05 08:48:19 AM
Marquis de Sod: No Jack Nicholson dipping bacon into his overeasy eggs in The Shining?

FAIL


THIS

Every time I watch that movie, I get an incredible yearning for two things:
1. To bash Shelley Duvall's head in. Right the fark in.
2. Bacon

Bacon FTW

Crap. Now I want some bacon.
 
2009-06-05 08:52:14 AM
AiryAnne: I wish someone would do a worst list on the internets ever list. This one would certainly make it on there.

The problem is that such a list would have to include itself, and would thus be recursive. It would then suck up internet bandwidth at a geometric rate until the whole thing ground to a halt and we would be left with simple mechanical computing devices.

Anyone who has and knows how to use an abacus, slide rule, addiator, or Curta machine is going to make out like a *BANDIT*.
 
2009-06-05 08:55:46 AM
Thanks, The Billdozer...I came for a "nothing burps like bacon" reference and you didn't disappoint.
 
2009-06-05 08:57:09 AM
Is bacon becoming a meme now?

Seems to me like Fark would occasionally joke about bacon related things but people are really playing it out.
 
2009-06-05 08:57:31 AM
Oh come on, you can't make a list of "bacon movie moments" and not include this surreal little gem...

www.geekwear.biz

Werner Herzog:"When I saw a piece of fried bacon fixed to the bathroom wall in Gummo, it knocked me off my chair. [Korine's] a very clear voice of a generation of filmmakers that is taking a new position. It's not going to dominate world cinema, but so what?"



/hot, hot, hotlinked
 
2009-06-05 09:01:23 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fqc4sKIxrs (new window)
 
2009-06-05 09:03:16 AM
Herb_the_betta ... I immediately thought the same thing:
Link (new window)
 
2009-06-05 09:11:54 AM
I've had that Lion King song in my head for years without having any memory of where it came from. My brain feels dirty.
 
2009-06-05 09:12:38 AM
mmm....i love a bacon thread.
 
2009-06-05 09:22:02 AM
dna_level_c: Fark Kevin Bacon.

A few years ago, I would have.

/jump back
 
2009-06-05 09:30:59 AM
How did they miss the scene in Grumpier Old Men where Burgess Meredith rattles off how much bacon he eats in a day?

Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
John: Bacon.
Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner.
 
2009-06-05 09:37:07 AM
img29.imageshack.us
 
2009-06-05 09:48:03 AM
Andyxc: How did they miss the scene in Grumpier Old Men where Burgess Meredith rattles off how much bacon he eats in a day?

Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
John: Bacon.
Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner.


Not to mention the follow-up scene at the supermarket where he drops a pound of bacon into the cart and says "There, I'm done!"

VERY disappointed this movie wasn't atop the bacon list
 
2009-06-05 09:54:20 AM
 
DOW
2009-06-05 10:48:41 AM
Herb_the_betta: Can't find a picture, but my personal favorite is the scene from "Hot Shots" with the stomach griddle.

This.

Best bacon scene ever.
 
2009-06-05 11:11:40 AM
cant forget the bacon weave
 
2009-06-05 11:20:48 AM
You know who would love this list? Jim Gaffigan.
 
2009-06-05 11:38:33 AM
you should see the toast! i couldnt even get it through the door!

/dnrta
 
2009-06-05 12:07:04 PM
soupnyc807: Andyxc: How did they miss the scene in Grumpier Old Men where Burgess Meredith rattles off how much bacon he eats in a day?

Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
John: Bacon.
Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner.

Not to mention the follow-up scene at the supermarket where he drops a pound of bacon into the cart and says "There, I'm done!"

VERY disappointed this movie wasn't atop the bacon list


By FAR, the best bacon moment in cinema. Hands down (and off of my bacon!)
 
2009-06-05 12:08:06 PM
soupnyc807: Andyxc: How did they miss the scene in Grumpier Old Men where Burgess Meredith rattles off how much bacon he eats in a day?

Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
John: Bacon.
Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner.

Not to mention the follow-up scene at the supermarket where he drops a pound of bacon into the cart and says "There, I'm done!"


VERY disappointed this movie wasn't atop the bacon list


THIS

/leaving that scene off a bacon list is criminal
 
2009-06-05 12:30:51 PM
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-06-05 12:44:55 PM
belablack.com
 
2009-06-05 01:32:18 PM
Can someone please baconate a Photoshop of Nicholson in The Departed? The scene where he throws the coke on the girls and says "don't move till you're numb."

Replace the coke with a handful of...well you get the picture.
 
2009-06-05 02:11:12 PM
Dean Franz: soupnyc807: Andyxc: How did they miss the scene in Grumpier Old Men where Burgess Meredith rattles off how much bacon he eats in a day?

Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
John: Bacon.
Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner.

Not to mention the follow-up scene at the supermarket where he drops a pound of bacon into the cart and says "There, I'm done!"


VERY disappointed this movie wasn't atop the bacon list

THIS

/leaving that scene off a bacon list is criminal


the greatest bacon moment in cinema... ever
 
2009-06-05 02:21:11 PM
Andyxc: How did they miss the scene in Grumpier Old Men where Burgess Meredith rattles off how much bacon he eats in a day?

Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
John: Bacon.
Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner.


i am with everyone else, WTH man? The best tirade/rant/tribute to Bacon EVAH!

oh look what i found Link (new window)
 
2009-06-05 02:28:43 PM
LandOfChocolate: Is bacon becoming a meme now?

Seems to me like Fark would occasionally joke about bacon related things but people are really playing it out.


Not a meme.... just nature's most perfect food.

/bippity boppity BACON.
 
2009-06-05 03:22:15 PM
Bacon is great, but this article is dumb.
 
2009-06-05 03:41:58 PM
I'm so having bacon tonight after synagogue.
 
2009-06-05 03:45:00 PM
He ate bacon with every meal. You can't do that.
 
2009-06-05 03:52:42 PM
The Billdozer
Came for the "Dutch", leaving satisfied...."Nothin burps like bacon...that water looks mighty tasty"
 
2009-06-05 03:55:49 PM
They got the #1 right.

+1
 
2009-06-05 04:22:15 PM
Balrog1: No Pulp Fiction?

Bacon is goood.


The list is mired in a sweaty mass of FAIL for not including Pulp Fiction.
 
2009-06-05 07:05:01 PM
I am only six degrees away from Kevin Bacon.
 
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