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(Some Jango)   Justin "Michael Jackson Clone" Timeberlake says: "I'm not a Michael Jackson clone"   ( divider line
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2003-02-17 10:45:57 PM  
"I'm rockin' the suburbs, just like Michael Jackson did
I'm rockin' the suburbs, except that he was talented..."
2003-02-17 11:13:27 PM  
"I've used a lot of different sounds than just Michael," Timberlake told Newsday. "and besides, I molest little girls, I'm not into that gay thing."
2003-02-18 12:33:04 AM  
They both sing like girls. What's the difference?
Rat [TotalFark]
2003-02-18 12:33:38 AM  
nothing to see here...move along
2003-02-18 12:34:34 AM  
Break up with Spears, start hanging out with Jackson....

I would say we got one changing teams, guys...
2003-02-18 12:34:51 AM  
This article is from November 4th.
2003-02-18 12:36:27 AM  
Does Justin share Michael's bed? You know, it's not sexual. It's beautiful.
2003-02-18 12:36:55 AM  
"... tweaked a few songs on Justified to throw off people who might try to learn about his personal life from his music. "

Wonder what he is trying to hide....
2003-02-18 12:37:28 AM  
The guy's a tool but so far I don't think Timberlake is a homosexual pedophile so I would resent the allegation too.
2003-02-18 12:38:32 AM  
"I think there's some Eagles in the harmonies"

That gagging sound you heard was the Eagles the choking on their pink champagne on ice.
2003-02-18 12:38:48 AM  
Who cares about his asshat.
2003-02-18 12:39:53 AM  
his = this

/I am tired.
2003-02-18 12:40:27 AM  
"I've used a lot of different sounds than just Michael," Timberlake told Newsday. "I think there's some Eagles in the harmonies and a lot more Stevie Wonder.

"I'm also a big fan of Donny Hathaway," he added, referring to the 1970s musician. "So it's not cloning, it's more like the older technology invented by Dr. FRANKENSTEIN."
2003-02-18 12:41:07 AM  
I would say we got one changing teams, guys...

It's fine with me. One less guy for women to fawn over, which in turn means better odds for me. Not that I really would have a chance with Titney unless I was the last straight guy on earth...
2003-02-18 12:42:13 AM  
Let's commend the headline writer. Good stuff, whoever you are.
2003-02-18 12:44:55 AM  
I find the first headline after the article on that website even scarier:

"Britney's back in the studio "
2003-02-18 12:46:37 AM  
Who on fark would actually go to a site such as this crap one...allpop... this should be a sad day for farkers. I hope this person clciked on a link to get this article and not actually be browsing the allpop website, 'cause thats just sad.
2003-02-18 12:46:37 AM  
he is right, because Micheal could actually write songs; a few of them pretty damn good if i do say so myself
2003-02-18 12:47:41 AM  
=P who cares. some washed up dumbass. i mean does he think he's goin to pull off shiat that worked in the 80s?
2003-02-18 12:49:10 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

"Actually, Justin, we have something to tell you..."
2003-02-18 12:49:16 AM  
No one cared November 4th, and no one cares now
2003-02-18 12:50:09 AM  
Justin, a phonecall for you. It's the New Kids on The Block, and they say your shift at Denny's will be starting REAL SOON !
2003-02-18 12:51:18 AM  
GIS for "eagles stevie wonder" turns up these rutabagas

[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-18 12:51:59 AM  
ventura nice ben folds reference..
2003-02-18 12:52:03 AM  
Mouseketeers, Jackson Five; same difference.
2003-02-18 12:52:04 AM  
When will he turn black and have a bigger nose?
2003-02-18 12:56:41 AM  
Well, he's lucky. He's already started out white, so now he just needs to change into a girl.
2003-02-18 01:02:21 AM  
he's a talented asshat.
2003-02-18 01:04:26 AM  
Justin isn't white enough to be Michael's clone
2003-02-18 01:08:19 AM  
He sounded to scared to have an opinion on anything:

"But it's not a Dr. Jekyll-Mr. Hyde type thing like Eminem -- not that that's a bad thing either."

He is a manufactured homo boy-lover.
2003-02-18 01:09:53 AM  
DAMN IT someone beat me to suggesting that he'll turn black...
2003-02-18 01:11:18 AM  
heheheh... some jango.
2003-02-18 01:12:40 AM  
PaulZ108, mwuahahaha!!!



::starts to choke:: ACK ACK!
2003-02-18 01:24:45 AM  
"He calls me blanket"

"Then again, that's when I laid on him."

"And that stopped after the whole Mickey Mouse Club thing."
2003-02-18 01:30:40 AM  
yes yes you are farking queer.
Kat [TotalFark]
2003-02-18 01:36:14 AM  
Bah, I never found him attractive or talented.

The only "hot" picture I've ever seen was the cover of the Rolling Stone he was on, and that was just because it didn't even look like him.
2003-02-18 01:38:41 AM  

Not to worry, Allpop articles are mixed in with the regular articles on Jam! Entertainment so you could be browsing regular entertainment and see the headline and follow it.

Warning: speaking of boy-bands, and creepy, pasty-faced guys spending too much time with boys, there's currently a hideous photo of Lou Pearlman on the front page, responsible for foisting Timberlake upon us in the first place.

2003-02-18 01:43:14 AM  
Handles boys:

[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-18 01:44:23 AM  
The bastard love child of Michael Jackson & Justin Timberlake. I guess Jackson would have to be the mother in this one.

[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-18 02:02:40 AM  
What else happened on Nov. 4th? Any good sales at Best Buy?
2003-02-18 02:03:15 AM  
that timberlake biatch'll need sum surgery first
2003-02-18 02:04:16 AM  
an image that will haunt my nightmares, and follow me into the afterlife... thank you hagar
2003-02-18 02:22:35 AM  
They're bothe little white biatches...
Nuff said.
2003-02-18 02:22:57 AM  
Don' mention it FRKBOY. If I've given the hibbie-jibblies to just one person. It's all been worth it.
2003-02-18 02:26:25 AM  
Fark Timberlake I wouldn't piss on his CD's to put out a fire. And I'm tired off all these lame-ass, tame-ass, pre-fabricated, sorry excuses for singers and musicians who don't even write their own songs! What the world needs now is a musical revolution. We need some rock, we need somethin with balls. We need something with substance, with depth, somethin' with soul, some edge, some passion, some power! shiat, if it's gonna be mellow, FARK, MAN,
it better have somethin', it better mean somethin'! I'm so farkin' tired of this shiat that I'm hearin' on the radio. RADIO SUCKS!! The same farkin' songs over and over again, all the week ones, all that disposable crap that isn't gonna matter in three months, it's just shiat.

/some bald guy

50 points to the first farker to name em'
2003-02-18 02:46:13 AM  
Sounds like whiney boy Durst.
2003-02-18 02:47:27 AM  
A clone of Jackson?

This is why human cloning is scary...
2003-02-18 03:27:23 AM  
Could that be Tom Petty?
2003-02-18 03:28:03 AM  
thats Pharacyde for those of you who enjoy spelling things correctly
2003-02-18 04:13:37 AM  
Dang, PHARACYDE! I heard that quote recently, but cant think right now. Couldn't be Durst due to the "radio sucks" part. gimmie a hint.
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