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2009-06-04 12:30:21 PM  
Cthulhu?
 
2009-06-04 12:30:48 PM  
Oi!
 
2009-06-04 12:30:57 PM  
I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.
 
2009-06-04 12:31:21 PM  
i39.tinypic.com

wanted for questioning
 
2009-06-04 12:31:27 PM  
Tht's farkng crzy!
 
2009-06-04 12:31:44 PM  
An Englishman shiat in Kyrgystan? Tak about Not News.
 
2009-06-04 12:32:05 PM  
ObscureNameHere: Tht's farkng crzy!

Doh! Filter-pwnage wrecked my clever joke.
 
2009-06-04 12:32:06 PM  
At first I was like :|
But then I was like :)
 
2009-06-04 12:32:39 PM  
Fabric_Man: An Englishman shiat in Kyrgystan? Tak about Not News.

^^ Um... talk. Sorry.
 
2009-06-04 12:33:22 PM  
poop thread? What do you mean wrong vowel?
 
2009-06-04 12:34:20 PM  
phlegmmo: I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.

People you hate?.
 
2009-06-04 12:36:57 PM  
At least he wasn't stabbed in the ass.
 
2009-06-04 12:37:47 PM  
CygnusDarius: phlegmmo: I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.

People you hate?.


It's people that annoy you.
 
2009-06-04 12:37:50 PM  
In other news... asshole-of-the-world-please-glass-me-over-with ordinance-istanians are not good people.
 
2009-06-04 12:39:42 PM  
Walker: At least he wasn't stabbed in the ass.

The English just aren't liked anywhere in Europe apparently.

/ENGLAND 'TILL I DIE!!
 
2009-06-04 12:39:58 PM  
I thought somthing happened to M. Night Shamylan
 
2009-06-04 12:41:17 PM  
But a spokesman for the Football Association said the injured man, believed to be in his 30s, was not part of an official party of travelling fans.

Doesn't matter. Talk shiat in the wrong place and you pay the piper.
 
2009-06-04 12:44:06 PM  
Shot in the leg? How 1990s is that? I bet they're just getting CDs of Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. in Glorious Republic of Kazakhstan. Who are the gangstas in Kazakhstan? The Uzbeks? The Tartars?

/All violence is caused by black people. 14.7% of all Farkers know that. Check back for later for a Big Pun.

//Yo, your dogs want steak Tartare. All the 'ho's in the house say "Woof!"
 
2009-06-04 12:44:15 PM  
This is actually funny. In the US, whites pay lots of money to watch the black ones run around and use the event as another reason to gather and drink. The rest of the world takes these competitive activities seriously to the point of murder over the idea that someone else said that their team was better. Silly humans. It's just a FARKING game.
 
2009-06-04 12:44:29 PM  
I always wondered why the marshmallow Alpba Bits cereal, which had A, E, I, O, and U as marshmallows, didn't include both marshmallow and cereal pieces of the letter "Y" since Y is sometimes a vowel.

www.mrbreakfast.com
 
2009-06-04 12:46:56 PM  
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society
 
2009-06-04 12:47:11 PM  
Fark: now part of the Gawker network.
 
2009-06-04 12:47:22 PM  
"An England football fan has been shot in the build up..."

Ouch! That's the worst place to be shot.

God, Almaty!
 
2009-06-04 12:47:30 PM  
"Soccer is popular in countries where the people aren't good with their hands."
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
Ruz
2009-06-04 12:47:45 PM  
schadenfreudian: This is actually funny. In the US, whites pay lots of money to watch the black ones run around and use the event as another reason to gather and drink. The rest of the world takes these competitive activities seriously to the point of murder over the idea that someone else said that their team was better. Silly humans. It's just a FARKING game.

The US has Jesus; the rest of the world has Ronaldo(*)


*or Messi, after Ron's atrocious performance in the final.
 
2009-06-04 12:51:44 PM  
brantgoose: Shot in the leg? How 1990s is that? I bet they're just getting CDs of Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. in Glorious Republic of Kazakhstan. Who are the gangstas in Kazakhstan? The Uzbeks? The Tartars?


Those shifty Kurds. Never trust a Kurd!

/or whey
//never trust whey
 
2009-06-04 12:51:58 PM  
Ruz: *or Messi, after Ron's atrocious performance in the final.

Please refrain from bringing up that game.
 
2009-06-04 12:52:46 PM  
scrapetv.com

Oh, this isn't about.....okay. Never mind.
 
2009-06-04 12:53:03 PM  
Land Ark: I always wondered why the marshmallow Alpba Bits cereal, which had A, E, I, O, and U as marshmallows, didn't include both marshmallow and cereal pieces of the letter "Y" since Y is sometimes a vowel.

Yeah? Well *I* wondered why they don't make cereal with ALL marshmallow letters. That would kick maximum ass.
 
2009-06-04 12:53:49 PM  
I even previewed and everything! It's throwing away the "unfetchable url" after I've previewed it.

Grrr ...

i152.photobucket.com
 
2009-06-04 12:55:31 PM  
s wht y dd thr
 
2009-06-04 12:55:39 PM  
Very Nice *Borat Voice*
 
2009-06-04 12:55:54 PM  
Ruz: Ron's atrocious performance in the final

Atrocious? That was vintage Ronaldo; petulant, turnover prone, too dribbly, demanding the ball from his teammates, not tracking back on defense, whiny, and overall one of the most overrated players in the world.

The difference is that someone like Iniesta or Messi makes his teammates better, where Ronaldo relies on his teammates to do the hard work for him and thus demands that his teammates make him better.

Did you see the workrate that Rooney put in? I hate that guy but he clearly worked his ass off for 90 minutes.
 
2009-06-04 12:58:12 PM  
timmy_the_tooth: Ruz: Ron's atrocious performance in the final

Atrocious? That was vintage Ronaldo; petulant, turnover prone, too dribbly, demanding the ball from his teammates, not tracking back on defense, whiny, and overall one of the most overrated players in the world.

The difference is that someone like Iniesta or Messi makes his teammates better, where Ronaldo relies on his teammates to do the hard work for him and thus demands that his teammates make him better.

Did you see the workrate that Rooney put in? I hate that guy but he clearly worked his ass off for 90 minutes.


Winger, back to Centre, back Winger, back to Centre. Holds it. HOLDS IT. HOLDS IT!
 
2009-06-04 01:04:44 PM  
I thought from clue in the headline that he had been shot in the eye...only shot in the leg. Leaves disappointed.

Oh, BTW: North Korea is accused of printing more "super notes"...fake $100 bills which can fool sophisticated machines designed to detect counterfeits.
 
2009-06-04 01:04:47 PM  
InteriorDesignNinja: Land Ark: I always wondered why the marshmallow Alpba Bits cereal, which had A, E, I, O, and U as marshmallows, didn't include both marshmallow and cereal pieces of the letter "Y" since Y is sometimes a vowel.

Yeah? Well *I* wondered why they don't make cereal with ALL marshmallow letters. That would kick maximum ass.


Uh-huh - I ALSO wonder why they don't just sell Oreo Stuf in gallon buckets.

/10 minutes and a bowl of Lucky Charms = all marshmallow cereal. You are right to wonder.
 
2009-06-04 01:05:08 PM  
timmy_the_tooth: Atrocious? That was vintage Ronaldo...

I'm going to leave this thread before it gets all shooty.
 
2009-06-04 01:15:28 PM  
liverpoolumd: In other news... asshole-of-the-world-please-glass-me-over-with ordinance-istanians are not good people.

FTFY

/I do not think it means what you think it means
//grammar nazi
 
2009-06-04 01:28:23 PM  
LordPomposity: FTFY

It's much less amusing this way. I like the idea of those people being buried under the weight of various oppressive laws and decrees.
 
2009-06-04 01:35:33 PM  
ll'd.
 
2009-06-04 01:38:14 PM  
ObscureNameHere: timmy_the_tooth: Ruz: Ron's atrocious performance in the final

Atrocious? That was vintage Ronaldo; petulant, turnover prone, too dribbly, demanding the ball from his teammates, not tracking back on defense, whiny, and overall one of the most overrated players in the world.

The difference is that someone like Iniesta or Messi makes his teammates better, where Ronaldo relies on his teammates to do the hard work for him and thus demands that his teammates make him better.

Did you see the workrate that Rooney put in? I hate that guy but he clearly worked his ass off for 90 minutes.

Winger, back to Centre, back Winger, back to Centre. Holds it. HOLDS IT. HOLDS IT!



Rooney is the most overrated chump since Bozworth, and the biggest choker since Bill Buckner.
 
2009-06-04 01:40:50 PM  
Shouldn't it be Krgztn? I mean, this has got to be an application of the "sometimes Y" rule, right?

...

Right?

/Ducks head
 
2009-06-04 02:03:26 PM  
schadenfreudian: This is actually funny. In the US, whites pay lots of money to watch the black ones run around and use the event as another reason to gather and drink. The rest of the world takes these competitive activities seriously to the point of murder over the idea that someone else said that their team was better. Silly humans. It's just a FARKING game.

Yeah, in the US no-one has EVER been shot over something stupid! Right?
 
2009-06-04 02:08:57 PM  
Y cn't thnk f mny bttr plcs t tk y sht thn Khyrgystn.
 
2009-06-04 02:14:56 PM  
Redscum: Yeah, in the US no-one has EVER been shot over something stupid! Right?

Thank God he wasn't providing abortions.

/ They're funny looking brown people with a wacky religion and a vowel deficient language.
// What's not to mock?
 
2009-06-04 02:21:01 PM  
Still don't think Kazakhstan is in Europe...
 
2009-06-04 02:27:43 PM  
TypoFlyspray:
/ They're funny looking brown people with a wacky religion and a vowel deficient language.
// What's not to mock?


Kyrgyz has more vowels than Japanese.
 
2009-06-04 02:29:33 PM  
Fabric_Man: shia

Hey we all know the modmins will greenlight anything these days
 
2009-06-04 02:31:09 PM  
Nglshmn sht n Kyrgyzstn

Well, I'm not picking it up.
 
2009-06-04 02:35:38 PM  
fightingnewfoundlander: Nglshmn sht n Kyrgyzstn

Well, I'm not picking it up.


+1
 
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