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(People Magazine)   Actor David Carradine found dead in Bangkok   (people.com) divider line 783
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2009-06-05 03:37:45 AM  
Savage Belief: All you Farkers really disappoint me sometimes. Especially when someone dies. Especially when it's someone that you all profess to respect and someone that you'll miss. Here is a guy that acted in some of your favorite movies and tv shows and your responses range from idocy, "Bill Killed" to complete insensitivity, "Hung Fu". You should all be ashamed of yourselves for, not only your callous remarks regarding someone's death, but for criticizing the mod-mins for not green lighting a "funnier" headline.

/Fark you all.


But it's really not a very funny headline.
 
2009-06-05 04:24:39 AM  
The AP just put out a story with a little more detail [link].

The money quote: "It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm."

/well that clears it all up
 
2009-06-05 04:29:39 AM  
Skyrmion: The AP just put out a story with a little more detail [link].

The money quote: "It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm."

/well that clears it all up


What a load of grammar fail that quote is. We can do the "or not" math when you say, "died of suffocation [etc.]".
 
2009-06-05 06:02:57 AM  
Good night, kung funny man
 
2009-06-05 06:08:22 AM  
Easy to find lady)boy) know Wang Chew in Bankok.
Too bad grasshopper come to be dangling participle.
Sucks. Rly.
 
2009-06-05 06:32:12 AM  
Bangkok Hangcock
 
2009-06-05 08:21:57 AM  
JohnnyApocalypse: Krymson Tide and Timmy the Tumor, you're not understanding TheNewWinch's reference: "You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation." was from an X-Files episode involving a psychic, and the autoerot. element was a key to the plot.

My bad
 
2009-06-05 08:24:09 AM  
Vertically Challenged: Krymson Tyde: Vertically Challenged: Damn, so sad.

You will be missed.

/got somehtin' in my eye

Trying the auto-erotic asphyxiation thing for yourself are you?

DUDE, Umm..NO! May sound naive here, but doesn't that only work for males?

/Can't reach that high any way


Sorry, I was being either sexist or jumped at a chance to make a masturbation joke without thinking first. Not sure which one.
 
2009-06-05 09:00:04 AM  
aresef: That five-point palm exploding heart technique is a biatch.

So is the five knuckle shuffle on your piss pump while committing autoerotic asphxia.

It's just not for Mulder anymore.
 
2009-06-05 10:13:03 AM  
Is is True that David died from the Five Finger exploding Cock method??


the found cord wrapped around his Cock and his neck.
 
2009-06-05 10:13:49 AM  
He didn't see it Cumming.
 
2009-06-05 10:15:10 AM  
CockBlocked in BangCock.
 
2009-06-05 10:16:34 AM  
Skyrmion: The AP just put out a story with a little more detail [link].

The money quote: "It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm."

/well that clears it all up



he let it Fly and paid the price.

didn't know whether he was Cumming or Going.
 
2009-06-05 10:19:56 AM  
Max Awesome: Savage Belief: All you Farkers really disappoint me sometimes. Especially when someone dies. Especially when it's someone that you all profess to respect and someone that you'll miss. Here is a guy that acted in some of your favorite movies and tv shows and your responses range from idocy, "Bill Killed" to complete insensitivity, "Hung Fu". You should all be ashamed of yourselves for, not only your callous remarks regarding someone's death, but for criticizing the mod-mins for not green lighting a "funnier" headline.

/Fark you all.

But it's really not a very funny headline.



i think he's a great actor and all but he did something really dumb and accidently killed himself. its not funny, but if he was alive he'd see the irony of it and probably crack a smile. he'd probably say something like, "well, i did go out with a bang, didn't i?"

he was 72 and had a great life. what more could you ask for?

nothing lasts forever. RIP David and may you Fark like a rabbit in heaven.
 
2009-06-05 10:23:09 AM  
blackartemis: OK serious question. Why is it that it seems like a huge majority of suicides in Thailand are done while naked?

I lived there for three years and when ever I read about suicides they were naked, how many guys jumped while naked etc.. weird.


you cum into this world naked and you leave naked. yin yang.
 
2009-06-05 10:27:21 AM  
Let All Men Be Aware: your Cock will get you into more trouble than any other thing in your life.

be aware of the Cock. Control it or it will control you.

all it wants to do is shoot the goo and the consequences are not considered.


Be Aware!
 
2009-06-05 10:30:39 AM  
George Carlin: When you were born into this World, you were given a Ticket to the Freak Show.

and if you were born in America, you were given a front row seat.
 
2009-06-05 10:37:16 AM  
Krymson Tyde: Vertically Challenged: Krymson Tyde: Vertically Challenged: Damn, so sad.

You will be missed.

/got somehtin' in my eye

Trying the auto-erotic asphyxiation thing for yourself are you?

DUDE, Umm..NO! May sound naive here, but doesn't that only work for males?

/Can't reach that high any way

Sorry, I was being either sexist or jumped at a chance to make a masturbation joke without thinking first. Not sure which one.


No worries!;) I actually laughed once I got the joke.
 
2009-06-05 02:39:11 PM  
This has been the best dead celebrity thread in ages, even better than the dead Bea Arthur lovefest. Good times.
 
2009-06-05 02:48:19 PM  
to be fair, Bea Arthur's death was much too mundane

torn apart by candiru--from the inside--while trying to smuggle narcotic orchids out of the Amazon in her hoohah

happens every day
 
2009-06-05 05:39:59 PM  
His Lung Fu was weak!
 
2009-06-05 07:25:09 PM  
This is the way a great freak of Carradine's stature checks out. Hemingway wasn't so creative. Simple shotgun inserted in the mouth. David was who we thought he was. A deep thinking soul He died in orgasm. That's a pretty farking solid way for a mystical old man to check out.
 
2009-06-05 08:59:43 PM  
Regarding "Kung Fu" and Bruce Lee: Carradine was ultimately picked over first casting choice Bruce Lee for a variety of reasons, but Lee being dead was not one of them.
 
2009-06-05 09:23:18 PM  
I met him once. He knew the guy that owned the comic shop I used to frequent. Really nice guy.
I know how suicide goes, I live with it myself, but that just doesn't sit right with me. I think it probably was autoerotic asphixiation. Reminds me why I stay away from edgeplay...
 
2009-06-05 09:29:02 PM  
Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: This is the way a great freak of Carradine's stature checks out.


Came to say something akin to this. 'Died of autoerotic asphyxiation' will only enhance this guy's rep.
 
2009-06-06 12:26:41 PM  
MrScruffles: ...lol wut? Words...I have none for this level of stupidity. That was perfect.

Say what you will Scruffles, but I saw that joke from a friggin mile away before I clicked on the link.
 
2009-06-06 01:12:36 PM  
Kung-Fuicide!!
 
2009-06-06 06:49:15 PM  
rogue49: For some reason I don't think it was suicide.

Something fishy is going on,
I just can't put my finger on it...


I know no one is still really posting in this thread,
but I came here to say...
"I told you so!"
 
2009-06-06 07:26:52 PM  
Everybody was kung-fu fighting....

Except, apparently, David Carradine who was in the closet jacking off fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But he died and came with expert timing
 
2009-06-06 08:04:16 PM  
Within the last year or two I predicted on Fark that this is how keith olberman would die.
 
2009-06-07 02:27:09 PM  
"Once you've seen two Japanese chicks puking in each other's mouths you can't go back to Playboy"

Maybe Carradine was Marsh?
 
2009-06-07 04:45:59 PM  
GungFu: Also gone, yesterday. Shek Kin. He was 96. Goodnight, Mr. Han man.

Kung fu dudes are dropping like fries.
 
2009-06-08 12:58:22 AM  
mesohorny: Everybody was kung-fu fighting....

Except, apparently, David Carradine who was in the closet jacking off fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But he died and came with expert timing


TA-DA.... you win.
 
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