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2009-06-03 04:53:37 PM
W. T. F.
 
2009-06-03 04:53:41 PM
kylierei: Does anyone wanna see my tits?

One would hope a woman rated her own tits worth more than a fiver
 
2009-06-03 04:54:06 PM
kylierei: Does anyone wanna see my tits?

design.osu.edu

Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!

(yeah...gotta be a trap)
 
2009-06-03 04:54:53 PM
Fondle My Sweaters: We wow you with prose while we flash our titties like hoes.

So you have titties AND a dick. Nice.
 
2009-06-03 04:55:06 PM
I will respond back with some provocative pictures if you send me an email.
 
2009-06-03 04:55:21 PM
eparetad: Thats just common and sleazy. Pedophilia and incest aren't really funny.

Are you sure you're not just doing them wrong?
 
2009-06-03 04:55:46 PM
Sir Cumference the Flatulent: jims4x4toy: I am having a hard time wrapping my mind around the fact that you think there is a single subject on this planet which you feel you know more about than I. Up until now, I've been pretty humble. But to call a man ignorant like that -- it just can't go unanswered.

There is not a single shred of importance to this thread or this particular post, but I feel it necessary for me to state that I am sure... ridiculously sure that I'm more informed about the ends and outs of the world than you.

Disregard everything I've said before this post -- but rest assured, you're a farking idiot, and I'm not.



Look you farking dumb ass skank-biscut; you don't know shiat. You don't know who I am or what I do or what my life at home is like. I am there for this girl. I hold her when she cries, I buy her flowers, I cook her dinner. I listen to her problems, I talk to her about them and I try to help her through them. It is not, NOT, unreasonable to think of how I am feeling every once in a while. I put her first, always. I am looking at what it is doing to me and I am asking for advice, not judgment from some no-face c*nt bucket. So until you actualy have a conversation with me, know who I am, where I am coming from, don't you farking dare think that you know who I am.


This thread, in human form, would have on a too small helmet and be running over and over into a brick wall.
 
2009-06-03 04:55:51 PM
at80eighty: kylierei: Does anyone wanna see my tits?

One would hope a woman rated her own tits worth more than a fiver


the thought has crossed my mind that the pretty picture is an alt, and ugly man-boobs may be headed to your inbox.
 
2009-06-03 04:56:21 PM
Guysmiley: eparetad: Thats just common and sleazy. Pedophilia and incest aren't really funny.

Are you sure you're not just doing them wrong?


Oh hardy har, ruining someones life is funny stuff.
 
2009-06-03 04:56:31 PM
jims4x4toy: I love advice threads. I'm going to sum up every single advice thread Fark has ever had.

I've always thought that was completely wrong, from the first time I read it.

Not one Farker in that asked for BIE or WIE.
 
2009-06-03 04:56:35 PM
thepersonalgoddess:
People think you are nuts. You do realize that, don't you?


Why?
 
2009-06-03 04:56:37 PM
kylierei: I will respond back with some provocative pictures if you send me an email.

This is a trap
isn't it?
 
2009-06-03 04:56:41 PM
Theobold Holsopple: Alts are an ass's asset.

A tool's tool mayhaps?
 
2009-06-03 04:56:57 PM
jims4x4toy: This thread, in human form, would have on a too small helmet and be running over and over into a brick wall.

Or licking the windows.
 
2009-06-03 04:57:02 PM
eparetad: Fondle My Sweaters: We wow you with prose while we flash our titties like hoes.

So you have titties AND a dick. Nice.


Kitwilly has programmed me to take on whichever physical and sociological traits appeal to my audience.
 
2009-06-03 04:57:06 PM
Fondle My Sweaters: ffish: Shhhhhh!!! I thought it was part of the TFer code to promise BIE flowing from every thread to 'liters before they fork over the money, and only then reveal how erudite and distinguished the conversation is in TFD. You're completely removing any motivation for me to fork over that $5.

We wow you with prose while we flash our titties like hoes.


Hahahahaha. Said with practiced ease. :)

Alas, I'm too cheap to fork over the $5 (and I already waste too much time on this site) in a vain attempt for BIE. What can I get for pictures of myself?

/ pleasedontsaymocked pleasedontsaymocked ...
 
2009-06-03 04:57:19 PM
McFifenstein: kylierei: I will respond back with some provocative pictures if you send me an email.

This is a trap
isn't it?


An erection trap.
 
2009-06-03 04:58:02 PM
colon_pow: the thought has crossed my mind that the pretty picture is an alt, and ugly man-boobs may be headed to your inbox.

Yea, it's probably a trap, I sent an email anyway. The profile pic is pretty damn cute, it's worth the risk.
 
2009-06-03 04:58:15 PM
ffish: What can I get for pictures of myself?

A visit from the ASPCA?
 
2009-06-03 04:58:40 PM
thepersonalgoddess:
Why?


Because you are talking to yourself, dumbfuick.
I'm putting you on my ignore list.
 
2009-06-03 04:58:51 PM
kylierei: McFifenstein: kylierei: I will respond back with some provocative pictures if you send me an email.

This is a trap
isn't it?

An erection trap.


Goddamned zippers.
 
2009-06-03 04:58:52 PM
thepersonalgoddess: thepersonalgoddess:
I may be big and fat but I'm no alt!

People think you are nuts. You do realize that, don't you?


I think she pwetty!

logan.com

/quiet, bud!
 
2009-06-03 04:59:10 PM
Fondle My Sweaters: eparetad: Fondle My Sweaters: We wow you with prose while we flash our titties like hoes.

So you have titties AND a dick. Nice.

Kitwilly has programmed me to take on whichever physical and sociological traits appeal to my audience.


Is this your sister?

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2009-06-03 04:59:20 PM
kylierei: McFifenstein: kylierei: I will respond back with some provocative pictures if you send me an email.

This is a trap
isn't it?

An erection trap.


well send me BIE anyways.
thanks, hun.
 
2009-06-03 04:59:24 PM
ffish: Fondle My Sweaters: We wow you with prose while we flash our titties like hoes.

Hahahahaha. Said with practiced ease. :)

Alas, I'm too cheap to fork over the $5 (and I already waste too much time on this site) in a vain attempt for BIE. What can I get for pictures of myself?

/ pleasedontsaymocked pleasedontsaymocked ...


Cheap gets you nowhere with me. I'm an expensive whore.
 
2009-06-03 04:59:24 PM
thepersonalgoddess: thepersonalgoddess:
Why?

Because you are talking to yourself, dumbfuick.
I'm putting you on my ignore list.


Reported.
 
2009-06-03 04:59:26 PM
thepersonalgoddess: Because you are talking to yourself, dumbfuick.

Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse.
 
2009-06-03 04:59:33 PM
Fondle My Sweaters: Kitwilly has programmed me to take on whichever physical and sociological traits appeal to my audience.

So you are a hermaphrodite alternative log in?
 
2009-06-03 05:00:49 PM
jims4x4toy: This thread, in human form, would have on a too small helmet and be running over and over into a brick wall.

The internet might be a dump truck, or it might be a series of tubes. This is the short bus.
 
2009-06-03 05:00:54 PM
Fondle My Sweaters: ffish: Fondle My Sweaters: We wow you with prose while we flash our titties like hoes.

Hahahahaha. Said with practiced ease. :)

Alas, I'm too cheap to fork over the $5 (and I already waste too much time on this site) in a vain attempt for BIE. What can I get for pictures of myself?

/ pleasedontsaymocked pleasedontsaymocked ...

Cheap gets you nowhere with me. I'm an expensive whore.


One year ago, you ruined my life. It wasn't that you broke up
with me. It was how you broke up with me. You did it in the most
callous, hurtful way possible. You just didn't give a damn about
anyone but yourself. You didn't give a damn about me. You gave me
hope and then yanked it away from me. I can never forgive you. You
knew I was damaged and you did it anyway.

Then, when I went to you, telling you how hard my life was, you
blocked me. You just blocked me without a care in the world.

Now, as I watch you AW on TF. You are not a good person. You are
a terrible human being. I really hope you are as miserable as I am
for the rest of your life.
 
2009-06-03 05:01:01 PM
eparetad: So you are a hermaphrodite alternative log in?

Jamie Lee Curtis?
 
2009-06-03 05:01:19 PM
McFifenstein: well send me BIE anyways.
thanks, hun.


You are one sick puppy, do you really get off on seeing fake internet boobies?

I'm leaving this madhouse.
 
2009-06-03 05:01:36 PM
IXI Jim IXI:
Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse.


I can feel my mind shutting down...

territ:
I think she pwetty!



/quiet, bud!


But she is crazy.
 
2009-06-03 05:01:39 PM
Sir Cumference the Flatulent: This is the short bus.

If this is the short bus, then what is 4chan?
 
2009-06-03 05:01:40 PM
eparetad: Fondle My Sweaters: Kitwilly has programmed me to take on whichever physical and sociological traits appeal to my audience.

So you are a hermaphrodite alternative log in?


Alt, dude, hermaphrodite, whore...take your pick. Mix and match. It's pretty much my classification on TotalFark.
 
2009-06-03 05:01:55 PM
eparetad: do you really get off on seeing fake internet boobies?

Yes

eparetad: I'm leaving this madhouse.

Have a pleasant evening.
 
2009-06-03 05:02:00 PM
jims4x4toy: One year ago, you ruined my life. It wasn't that you broke up
with me. It was how you broke up with me. You did it in the most
callous, hurtful way possible. You just didn't give a damn about
anyone but yourself. You didn't give a damn about me. You gave me
hope and then yanked it away from me. I can never forgive you. You
knew I was damaged and you did it anyway.

Then, when I went to you, telling you how hard my life was, you
blocked me. You just blocked me without a care in the world.

Now, as I watch you AW on TF. You are not a good person. You are
a terrible human being. I really hope you are as miserable as I am
for the rest of your life.


This is why you don't date online people. Yikes.
 
2009-06-03 05:02:20 PM
Krymson Tyde: notauniquesnowflake: bugmn99: Can't decide if I should log in Gorgor or Tatsuma to answer this.

I personally am suspicious that multiple people use Gorgor. There's no way one person can post in every thread so consistently with such an array of nsfw pics.

gorgor is a GOD! Free gorgor!


Holy fark, you guys kept my nickname for him?

Awesome!
 
2009-06-03 05:02:21 PM
jims4x4toy: I love advice threads. I'm going to sum up every single advice thread Fark has ever had.

Ready?

Submitter: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!"
Farkers1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!"
Submitter: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?"
Farker5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!"
Farkers6-8: "We're lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!"
Farker9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!"
Submitter: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?"
Farker10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper hosed. I should know, I almost drowned."
Submitter: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..."
Farkers11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!"
Submitter: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!"
Farker19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches."
Farker20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!""
Submitter: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface."
**Farkers1-20 piss in the well**
Farker21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well.
Stick it in her pooper."

/FTFY
 
2009-06-03 05:02:33 PM
Maddogjew: If this is the short bus, then what is 4chan?

a perforated parachute.
 
2009-06-03 05:02:48 PM
eparetad: gorgor: eparetad: gorgor: Hi :)

So whose f#cking alt are you?

You know the feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass?

Um, no. I don't clench mid poop.


Now you see what happens?
You say you're "saving yourself for marriage" but now your pooh just falls out.
It's really unattractive, especially on a first date.

/get back to your Kegel Butt Clenchers
 
2009-06-03 05:03:07 PM
eparetad: medius: eparetad: My dad was this big around he was awesome also.

Thats just common and sleazy. Pedophilia and incest aren't really funny.


Four out of five people think gang rape is awesome.
 
2009-06-03 05:03:14 PM
eparetad: McFifenstein: well send me BIE anyways.
thanks, hun.

You are one sick puppy, do you really get off on seeing fake internet boobies?

I'm leaving this madhouse.


I guess you are a sick puppy too since you sent me an email requesting my luscious pair as well.
 
2009-06-03 05:03:18 PM
Fondle My Sweaters: ffish: Fondle My Sweaters: We wow you with prose while we flash our titties like hoes.

Hahahahaha. Said with practiced ease. :)

Alas, I'm too cheap to fork over the $5 (and I already waste too much time on this site) in a vain attempt for BIE. What can I get for pictures of myself?

/ pleasedontsaymocked pleasedontsaymocked ...

Cheap gets you nowhere with me. I'm an expensive whore.


What if I told you I took the pictures with an expensive camera?
 
2009-06-03 05:03:26 PM
Maddogjew: If this is the short bus, then what is 4chan?

img.photobucket.com
 
2009-06-03 05:03:30 PM
McFifenstein: Maddogjew: If this is the short bus, then what is 4chan?

a perforated parachute.


released over a barrel of shiat.
 
2009-06-03 05:03:38 PM
eparetad: You are one sick puppy, do you really get off on seeing fake internet boobies?

I've already gotten off and they aren't even here yet.

WOOOOOOOOO!
 
2009-06-03 05:04:15 PM
Maddogjew: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: This is the short bus.

If this is the short bus, then what is 4chan?


A party van filled with AIDS and fail.
 
2009-06-03 05:04:40 PM
IXI Jim IXI: McFifenstein: Maddogjew: If this is the short bus, then what is 4chan?

a perforated parachute.

released over a barrel of shiat.


and over-loaded with monkeys with knives in their teeth.
 
2009-06-03 05:04:59 PM
ffish: Fondle My Sweaters: ffish: Fondle My Sweaters: We wow you with prose while we flash our titties like hoes.

Hahahahaha. Said with practiced ease. :)

Alas, I'm too cheap to fork over the $5 (and I already waste too much time on this site) in a vain attempt for BIE. What can I get for pictures of myself?

/ pleasedontsaymocked pleasedontsaymocked ...

Cheap gets you nowhere with me. I'm an expensive whore.

What if I told you I took the pictures with an expensive camera?


I could use a new camera.
 
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