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2009-06-03 03:52:51 PM
mofomisfit: As I get older this handle become increasingly embarrassing to me, but I keep it to remind myself that I was once sixteen, and thank god I'm not anymore. My email addy (the public one listed in my profile - I don't use it for much but spam collection anymore) is even worse.

tell me about it

'Asmodeus224' and its variations are easy for me to remember because i have used it so long, so it is tied into all sorts of business accounts in some way or another...talk about embarrassing when you forget a login or need to do something with a Frequent Flyer account and the account is under 'AsmodeusSomethingOrOther'...if i had a nickel for every 'Can you spell that?' I have gotten asked I'd be rich.

You sound like my alt
 
2009-06-03 03:52:55 PM
snocone: Am I speaking to Miranda now?

Niiiiice.
 
2009-06-03 03:52:59 PM
assets.hulu.com
 
2009-06-03 03:53:03 PM
eparetad: tin_man: eparetad: tin_man: Kitwilly has the best looking alts.

What or who is kitwilly? Another super secret alternative log on for you?

Yes.

I am Kitwilly.

I just looked at the profile. Some of you invest way too much into a website.


You have more posts in this one thread, than I've had in the last month. Please try again.
 
2009-06-03 03:53:13 PM
snocone: eparetad: Fondle My Sweaters: I just came in here to say that I'm a Kitwilly alt.

Okay, I just tried to set up a new account and it wouldn't let me. Is this only available for total farkers?

i would tell you how, but the mods would would not smile on us.


I had one run in with a mod. It was not nice. And I looked up copy pasta and it says it is a 4chan thing?
 
2009-06-03 03:53:19 PM
jims4x4toy: Fife, this is BEGGING for sponsorship and a welcome thread.

ooooohhhh dude.
BEST IDEA EVER!
 
2009-06-03 03:54:04 PM
Pxtl: Paris in the the Spring: I rarely post under this handle anymore - I have a guy alt I use because the level of harrassment thrown my way got to be too much.

TITS or GTFO

/oblig


That is exactly what started all the harrassment.

"Hey I heard you send BIE wanna cum lick my balls too?"

So no.
 
2009-06-03 03:54:27 PM
You know, i was going to come in here and ask wepsi what she thought about someone that claimed an actual person as an alt, but after reading a couple of the copypastas I think i won't.
 
2009-06-03 03:54:28 PM
eparetad: snocone: eparetad: Fondle My Sweaters: I just came in here to say that I'm a Kitwilly alt.

Okay, I just tried to set up a new account and it wouldn't let me. Is this only available for total farkers?

i would tell you how, but the mods would would not smile on us.

I had one run in with a mod. It was not nice. And I looked up copy pasta and it says it is a 4chan thing?


No, it's NOT a 4chan thing.
 
2009-06-03 03:54:34 PM
I drunk what: well one thing is for sure, I'm definitely not: Bevets, SkinnyHead, Gilruiz1, colon_pow, VenomFangX, Samsaran, abb3w, entropic_existence, Zamboro, KiltedBastiche, CDP, ninjakirby, maddogdelta

bad


guess which one of those i am...
 
2009-06-03 03:54:45 PM
jims4x4toy: Fife, this is BEGGING for sponsorship and a welcome thread.

A welcome thread? You welcome each other when you pass on to the other side?

lame
 
2009-06-03 03:54:50 PM
eparetad: I just looked at the profile. Some of you invest way too much into a website.

It beats working.
 
2009-06-03 03:55:02 PM
Nabb1: I don't care about alts, but my other login thinks they're bullshiat.

+1
 
2009-06-03 03:55:08 PM
BabyFeasance: MrFeasance: Interesting question.

Hi daddy! :D


didn't see that coming

i would've guessed fb-...
 
2009-06-03 03:55:12 PM
I use my alt to correct my grammar. It makes me look cool and how am I going to learn without someone berating my innocuous grammitical errors?
 
2009-06-03 03:55:24 PM
vernterv: eparetad: snocone: eparetad: Fondle My Sweaters: I just came in here to say that I'm a Kitwilly alt.

Okay, I just tried to set up a new account and it wouldn't let me. Is this only available for total farkers?

i would tell you how, but the mods would would not smile on us.

I had one run in with a mod. It was not nice. And I looked up copy pasta and it says it is a 4chan thing?

No, it's NOT a 4chan thing.


Don't let vernterv fool you...she's actually the queen /b/tard.
 
2009-06-03 03:55:30 PM
I gave skookum a shout-out as an example of a "good alt."

tweekster 2009-06-03 03:31:42 PM

And I'm proud to see a quote of mine is still being used, even after the Great Troll Wars of 2008.
 
2009-06-03 03:55:31 PM
Plate of Crazy: I don't know what hypotheses and research questions you're working with, but it probably would work better to make the year one joined Fark a mandatory question since we can easily access that from our profiles. I'm going to assume that when one "discovered" Fark is somehow more relevant than the year one first registered to what you're researching based on it being a mandatory question, but as 47 is the new 42 said, if enough people don't remember, you run the risk of having bad data. Maybe it can't have been that long ago, but you're counting on people remembering a detail that probably was not that significant.

Also, on the questionnaire for those without alts, the question about if we change even if our login does not is worded as a bipolar yes/ no question, but there is a lot of space for answering that. Are you looking to know how we change, or do you just want a yes/ no answer? I'm asking because I want to be able to give you the information you need.

/also a grad student
//trying to help
///hope your study goes well


I didn't want to make the registration year mandatory, since there are always lurkers around.
As for identity change question, you should answer how and/or why it changes.
 
2009-06-03 03:55:38 PM
eparetad: jims4x4toy: Fife, this is BEGGING for sponsorship and a welcome thread.

A welcome thread? You welcome each other when you pass on to the other side?

lame


Oh f*ck. It's GRIFFER!!!
 
2009-06-03 03:55:49 PM
tin_man: You have more posts in this one thread, than I've had in the last month. Please try again.

I have some spare time today and this is a very interesting topic. I'm curious as to what makes you guys act like this.
 
2009-06-03 03:56:02 PM
i14.photobucket.com

Good...

Bad...

I'm the guy with the gun.
 
2009-06-03 03:56:06 PM
vernterv: eparetad: snocone: eparetad: Fondle My Sweaters: I just came in here to say that I'm a Kitwilly alt.

Okay, I just tried to set up a new account and it wouldn't let me. Is this only available for total farkers?

i would tell you how, but the mods would would not smile on us.

I had one run in with a mod. It was not nice. And I looked up copy pasta and it says it is a 4chan thing?

No, it's NOT a 4chan thing.


No, it is certainly not a 4chan thing.
 
2009-06-03 03:56:07 PM
Paris in the the Spring: "Hey I heard you send BIE wanna cum lick my balls too?"

So you send BIE and don't want to lick? Fair enough. EIP.

/seriously, you're making this way too easy.
 
2009-06-03 03:56:17 PM
This account is an alt. I decided I didn't want prospective employers reading my political views & whatnot. My old account links to my real name instantly.

BTW I had some trouble filling out the survey using Chrome. It didn't want to let me click on some fields, I had to use Tab to get to them.
 
2009-06-03 03:56:23 PM
How many months is the free TF subscription you're offering? Can each of our alts fill out the survey to get more chances at the free TF sub? And do we get to choose which alt gets the sub?
 
2009-06-03 03:56:36 PM
rufus-t-firefly: I gave skookum a shout-out as an example of a "good alt."

Same here. Of course, I also mentioned about how clueless I am at detecting alts...
 
2009-06-03 03:57:27 PM
vernterv: MissFeasance: While this may indeed be my final Fark post, I feel better for having gotten this off my chest. Good by, friends, it's been a blast. Be good to each other and remember to perform random acts of kindness whenever you can.

Who cares if the original post is real or not? It doesn't matter. Based on the information given to me, I have a responsibility to act like a human being. I know, 'Internet is serious business'. Whatever. I like trolls when they're funny. So far, nothing in this thread has been funny, though, just very mean spirited.


In your world is the sky green too?

/This thread made my afternoon.
 
2009-06-03 03:57:34 PM
asmodeus224: mofomisfit: As I get older this handle become increasingly embarrassing to me, but I keep it to remind myself that I was once sixteen, and thank god I'm not anymore. My email addy (the public one listed in my profile - I don't use it for much but spam collection anymore) is even worse.

tell me about it

'Asmodeus224' and its variations are easy for me to remember because i have used it so long, so it is tied into all sorts of business accounts in some way or another...talk about embarrassing when you forget a login or need to do something with a Frequent Flyer account and the account is under 'AsmodeusSomethingOrOther'...if i had a nickel for every 'Can you spell that?' I have gotten asked I'd be rich.

You sound like my alt


That is why I registered a much more normal address based on my name later. I was about nineteen and starting to cringe when I gave out "mofosocialmisfit" and I decided it wasn't likely to get any less embarrassing as I got older.
 
2009-06-03 03:58:00 PM
Latinwolf: notauniquesnowflake: bugmn99: Can't decide if I should log in Gorgor or Tatsuma to answer this.

I personally am suspicious that multiple people use Gorgor. There's no way one person can post in every thread so consistently with such an array of nsfw pics.

Unless he doesn't have a life outside of Fark.


Pocket Ninja also makes me suspicious -- the number of *funny* first, or *nearly* Boobiess -- and the ability to still reply to the threads...
 
2009-06-03 03:58:04 PM
vernterv: eparetad: jims4x4toy: Fife, this is BEGGING for sponsorship and a welcome thread.

A welcome thread? You welcome each other when you pass on to the other side?

lame

Oh f*ck. It's GRIFFER!!!


Ok, that really got me laughing.
 
2009-06-03 03:58:07 PM
notauniquesnowflake: In your world is the sky green too?

So I'm new to TFD, and what I've learned from this thread is that if you reply to somebody's post (does it matter whose? Is it based on the TFer's senority?), it had better not be contradicting their point in any way, or else you will get a shiatstorm of TFD regulars who have formed some kind of club making ITG insults thinking they're really getting to you when you're really just fascinated by their apparent need to release some kind of pent-up anger that is easily targeted at a "noob" in an online mob-mentality farked-up kind of situation.

Okay, from now on when I come into threads, my posts will be limited to, "You know what? You're right!" or "Hey, I think your post was swell, and you're swell too!" and the like.

Thanks for teaching me this harsh lesson.
 
2009-06-03 03:58:33 PM
Paris in the the Spring: "Hey I heard you send BIE wanna cum lick my balls too?"

I learned what BIE was and WIE, that is apparently a fark wide phenomenon. Some creepy dude sent me his penis in an email.

His pubes were on fire. WTF?
 
2009-06-03 03:58:56 PM
There you go Wepsi. If this leads to the end of alts on teh internets, it will be a good thing. :)
 
2009-06-03 03:59:09 PM
vernterv: Oh f*ck. It's GRIFFER!!!

Too obvious, can't be griffer
 
2009-06-03 03:59:10 PM
vernterv: Oh f*ck. It's GRIFFER!!!

What or who is griffer? Nevermind, you aren't helpful I'll look it up myself.
 
2009-06-03 03:59:10 PM
jims4x4toy: vernterv: eparetad: jims4x4toy: Fife, this is BEGGING for sponsorship and a welcome thread.

A welcome thread? You welcome each other when you pass on to the other side?

lame

Oh f*ck. It's GRIFFER!!!

Ok, that really got me laughing.


Did you see the profile pic???
 
2009-06-03 03:59:18 PM
eparetad: His pubes were on fire. WTF?

You'd think they'd make a salve for that...
 
2009-06-03 03:59:24 PM
btr3924: How many months is the free TF subscription you're offering? Can each of our alts fill out the survey to get more chances at the free TF sub? And do we get to choose which alt gets the sub?

Binds on pickup only.
 
2009-06-03 03:59:29 PM
Pxtl: So you send BIE and don't want to lick? Fair enough. EIP.

/seriously, you're making this way too easy.


I have not sent BIE in months and I'm already breaking enough rules at work by being on Fark right now.
 
2009-06-03 03:59:53 PM
at80eighty: I love this post so much that I want to hug it and get its STDs

Finally someone on my side.
 
2009-06-03 03:59:58 PM
vernterv: jims4x4toy: vernterv: eparetad: jims4x4toy: Fife, this is BEGGING for sponsorship and a welcome thread.

A welcome thread? You welcome each other when you pass on to the other side?

lame

Oh f*ck. It's GRIFFER!!!

Ok, that really got me laughing.

Did you see the profile pic???


90% of pics on Fark are blocked at work.
 
2009-06-03 04:00:02 PM
Darth Otter: BTW I had some trouble filling out the survey using Chrome. It didn't want to let me click on some fields, I had to use Tab to get to them.

Good to know. Also interesting, because it's a basic html-form. Nothing fancy.
 
2009-06-03 04:00:09 PM
eparetad: vernterv: Oh f*ck. It's GRIFFER!!!

What or who is griffer? Nevermind, you aren't helpful I'll look it up myself.


man when someone tries to help you & you bite that same hand - it just shows you deserve every bit of the pain you seem to have suffered in your life. and you keep pointing fingers at everyone but your self. atleast i know that a dumbass in severe denial like you will never ever improve his lot ,so thats the lastlaugh everyone will have on your sorry ass
 
2009-06-03 04:00:36 PM
eparetad: Some creepy dude sent me his penis in an email.

His pubes were on fire. WTF?


You say this like it's a bad thing.
 
2009-06-03 04:00:43 PM
Fondle My Sweaters: Don't let vernterv fool you...she's actually the queen /b/tard.

That is believable and vern is a GUYS name.
 
2009-06-03 04:00:58 PM
snocone: btr3924: How many months is the free TF subscription you're offering? Can each of our alts fill out the survey to get more chances at the free TF sub? And do we get to choose which alt gets the sub?

Binds on pickup only.


It should be one of those new BoA items.
 
2009-06-03 04:01:35 PM
Being a benign incarnation of a benign being, I had no compunctions honestly answering that survey. Your vileage may vary.
 
2009-06-03 04:01:44 PM
i96.photobucket.com

Wow! I get to use this old image again
 
2009-06-03 04:01:53 PM
i bet half of you are rufie
 
2009-06-03 04:01:57 PM
eparetad: Fondle My Sweaters: Don't let vernterv fool you...she's actually the queen /b/tard.

That is believable and vern is a GUYS name.


Did you know that if you click a name above the post, that it takes you to a PROFILE where you can learn stuff about people unless all they post is a bald pussy cat.
 
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