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(icLiverpool)   Vicious monkfish fish left me scarred. In other news, weasels ripped my flesh.   (icnorthwales.icnetwork.co.uk) divider line 94
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2003-02-17 08:44:49 AM
Zappa!
 
2003-02-17 09:14:03 AM
Mothers!
 
2003-02-17 10:16:16 AM
"who arem a king acl a im onhis behalf"

Say what?
 
2003-02-17 10:19:20 AM
Hey honey, could you hold my sardines, I wanna touch the fishies. Bet he has nightmares about Jaws. Traumatized. Get some backbone Farmer Ted.

/The Old Man and the Sea
 
2003-02-17 10:19:21 AM
3 years to file a suit??? Where was Johnny C.?
 
2003-02-17 10:20:05 AM
I got bit by a fish. I want money. Gimme gimme gimme.

STFU you whiny pussy.
 
GCD
2003-02-17 10:21:14 AM
An insurance broker spokesman for the Sea Zoo said they were still waiting for correspondence over the claim.

He said: "The claim is still in hand at the moment.


...It had to be done.
 
2003-02-17 10:21:34 AM
Remember this fish?

 
2003-02-17 10:21:44 AM
trau-matic?

Anyway - we can complain about him being a whiney pussy, but I bet most of you would hardly enjoy the experience either...
 
2003-02-17 10:22:32 AM
Yummy!
 
2003-02-17 10:23:48 AM
Whoa. So I'm *NOT* the only Zappa freak out there!
 
2003-02-17 10:23:52 AM
If it took him 3 years to file a suit, then this all smells fishy to me. But in the end, he'll have a whale of a story to tell his kids.
 
2003-02-17 10:25:33 AM
http://www.nefsc.noaa.gov/read/popdy/monkfish/pictures/julia_child_monk.jpg

This time w/ a pic!
 
2003-02-17 10:25:39 AM
"who arem a king acl a im onhis behalf"
"held t he s kin together"

Looks like he typed the article himself.
 
2003-02-17 10:26:10 AM
A monkfish fish?

Thanks for clarifying.
 
2003-02-17 10:26:51 AM
Oh no.

Didja get any onya?
 
2003-02-17 10:28:46 AM
I am a fish farmer. I farm fish.
 
2003-02-17 10:29:22 AM
Big picture so it's linked

HREF="http://www.dnr.state.md.us/fisheries/art2001/monkfish540.jpg" monkfish

I wouldn't put my hand anywhere farking near it.
 
2003-02-17 10:30:08 AM
...solicitors Leech and Co.

That name just speaks for itself.
 
2003-02-17 10:30:48 AM
Monkfish

WHY is it so difficult for me to perform such a simple operation?
 
2003-02-17 10:31:07 AM
GooberMcFly: hehe I remember.

Have you seen this fish???
 
2003-02-17 10:31:09 AM
monkfish are bad, but dogfish are the worst.
 
2003-02-17 10:31:26 AM
I appreciate a good Zappa ref.
 
2003-02-17 10:31:32 AM
No,Garrockas, you're not the only Zappa fan out there. We are not Alone.

/obligatory 'Man From Utopia' reference
 
2003-02-17 10:32:02 AM
 
2003-02-17 10:32:27 AM

Scary
 
2003-02-17 10:32:27 AM
I think thee dito rnee ds toc heck hiss pacing befo relettin gsomethi ngl ike thi sgo top rint...
 
2003-02-17 10:33:08 AM
Later, he was run over by the Orange County Lumber Truck.
 
2003-02-17 10:34:32 AM
Information is not knowledge,
Knowledge is not wisdom,
Wisdom is not truth,
Truth is not beauty,
Beauty is not love,
Love is not music
and Music is THE BEST

man, i miss him.
 
2003-02-17 10:35:10 AM
essential monkfish pic.
 
2003-02-17 10:37:52 AM
Isn't this a little old?
 
2003-02-17 10:39:36 AM
hmph. What a baby:



This cuddly thing-- bite?
 
2003-02-17 10:42:23 AM
Damn that's a mean looking fish! BTW, I think we got another miraculous Virgin Mary sighting in the mouth of the fish in Jimbob_shabadoo's photo
 
2003-02-17 10:43:25 AM
 
2003-02-17 10:43:33 AM
But, they are delicious.
 
2003-02-17 10:44:26 AM
As much as I would usually ridicule the guy for being an asshat...

""Signs near the pool invited visitors to touch the fish. I was excited to see some ray fish in the pool and put my right hand in the water and a monkfish bit me."

The zoo is responsible if it tells people to pet the fish...

On another note I saw a Iron Chef episode where the MonkFish was the main ingrediant.. god that's an ugly fish.. those chefs sure could skin em quick though!
 
2003-02-17 10:44:47 AM
Monkfish are good eating. Well worth the flesh wounds.
 
2003-02-17 10:44:49 AM
I lost all my hair in a horrible shrimping accident, but I didn't sue anybody!
 
2003-02-17 10:46:58 AM
It's kinda of cold today. Well, in the United States anyway. Let's see how things are in Baghdad, Iraq:


Whoa, that's gotta be rough.
 
2003-02-17 10:47:49 AM
What is he complaining about, he got to catch a monkfish, not many anglers land one of them.
 
2003-02-17 10:48:20 AM
Damn PhotoIsland. Heh.

Well, anyway, it's all N/A for today. It's funny. Look up Baghdad on www.weather.com.
 
2003-02-17 10:49:53 AM
Riddle me this Batman: Was this the same moron who visited the land of OZ and wound up "petting" some great white sharks that were feeding off a dead whale?
 
2003-02-17 10:52:54 AM
Perhaps he should move to Montana to pet the roving dental floss and watch the bar stool races
 
2003-02-17 10:53:29 AM
OK, so he wanted to "pet the fish", and his hand got bit by the "Monkfish". So I guess he can't "bop the bishop".

Worse than nothin....
 
2003-02-17 10:57:08 AM
Hey BillyBob, that ain't no Monkfish, that's a Sea Devil, it is!
 
2003-02-17 10:57:34 AM
who arem a king acl a im onhis behalf

Spellcheck surrenders.
 
2003-02-17 10:57:48 AM
come on and get in the boat, fish!

come on and get in the boat, fish fish!
 
2003-02-17 10:58:41 AM
Monkfish = surprisingly tasty, though
 
2003-02-17 10:58:41 AM
Oh, and this is how I like my monkfish:

 
2003-02-17 11:00:35 AM
Other attractions at the petting zoo:
Poke Sleeping Bear with Pointy Stick
Feed the Tiger Apples
Pit o' Snakes
Give Cat a Pill
Taunt the Baboon
 
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