Was she feeling down 'n' dirty, feeling kinda mean?

Soon CFM shoes will be banned as assault weapons.

Dude, you need to tip the dancer.

Someone say Double Vision?

/Link is Hot Blooded, go ahead and check it and see.

His lawyer is playing head games with this chick.

Ponzholio: Man sues for stripper kicking him in the face.

I usually have to pay extra for that...

Came for this... thanks for not disappointing.

i had a stripper almost break my finger over nothing so i hope this guy sues the shiat outta this biatch and her club

Reminds me of the time I saw a customer fling beer at a stripper. She was pissed, took off her shoe and started beating the guy with it before security could get there.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: exotic dancer Sakeena Shageer

She certainly sounds like a Foreigner.

Well played.

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying and the patron is bleeding profusely.

This sounds urgent.

Interesting math there subby. It would be twice the show for the same price.

stripper was just trying to get through to him, it's always new to him.

She was cold as ice.

he wanted to know what love is & she didn't.

Rapmaster2000: His lawyer is playing head games with this chick.

Or, or maybe the chick will give head games to the lawyer and get off, or he get's off. Either way sounds like he's been waiting for a girl like you.

chrisacip: i had a stripper almost break my finger over nothing so i hope this guy sues the shiat outta this biatch and her club

Cross her legs?

was hoping for a bunch of random "what a stripper might look like" pictures........

will casually glance back later

Huskadoodle: Dude, you need to tip the dancer.

Fark that. She gets the cost of the dance. If the house takes most or all of that, tough titties.

/good tipper everywhere else (20%+ at restaurants usually) but I have a serious a aversion to the need to tip a stripper

That's funny, I know plenty of guys who'd pay $300 an hour to get kicked in the head by a naked woman.

Plaintiff & lawyer both sound a little Hot Blooded.

Two chicks at once?

katghoti: Either way sounds like he's been waiting for a girl like you.



/clearly worth waiting for?

The last thing we need to concentrate on here is the man in question. He is obviously a chauvinist pig who treats women like objects. If anything good happens to him, there is no god. I believe that he should be beaten with his own entrails until he realizes that he is taking advantage of women who are backed into a corner. It's not fair.

Also, maybe strippertoriums need to post a disclaimer saying they're not liable for injuries due to flying objects, sort of like MLB does on the back of your ticket.

She bent all of his ears in a single minute?

jerkobson: Someone say Double Vision?

/Link is Hot Blooded, go ahead and check it and see.

Yes yes yes. Came for this.

/It's called "I Wanna Rock Your Body".
//And then in parentheses it says "Till The Break Of Dawn".

Bonus?

Sounds like he wanted to stick around 'till he couldn't see straight.

So, because of this, he got a Head Knocker, and The Damage is Done.
Love Has Taken Its' Toll, it seems.

The lesson here? Don't Let Go.

Sin_City_Superhero: TroubledEye: was hoping for a bunch of random "what a stripper might look like" pictures........
will casually glance back later
OK
What a stripper might look like
(PNSFW)

I was THIS close to clicking. Mouse hovering over the hyperlink, brain firing the neurons to the finger and arm muscles to being preparations for click.

Then I read the title of the link. Well played.

StrikitRich: Bonus?

Weird rack is weird.

Sin_City_Superhero: TroubledEye: was hoping for a bunch of random "what a stripper might look like" pictures........

will casually glance back later

OK

What a stripper might look like

(PNSFW)



/ I actually laughed. Good job!

Moral of the Story: Stripping may induce insanity in all that partake in it.

Maybe we should enact a helmet law requiring patrons to wear protective headgear when they visit such establishments...

Call'em Jimmy Hats.

jerkobson: Someone say Double Vision?

/Link is Hot Blooded, go ahead and check it and see.

I wonder if the guy got kicked during Urgent...classic, total classic!

FTA: Twenty-eight-year-old Shageer - also known by her stage name "Suki" - is a registered exotic dancer in Palm Beach County.

You sound black.

Sin_City_Superhero: TroubledEye: was hoping for a bunch of random "what a stripper might look like" pictures........

will casually glance back later

OK

What a stripper might look like

(PNSFW)

BASTARD!

As an idiot who somehow manages to date strippers (even though I've only been in a club once, on my 18th birthday), their punches and kicks are not to be reckoned with. Their throwing ability also rivals that of any professional snowball fighter.

No matter the size, weight, or distance of the object in qustion....it's gonna hit you square in the face. Shoes, feet, fists, lamps, spoons...doesn't matter.

Yossarian doesn't understand. But Orr totally gets it.

ChicagoJohn:

I've always wondered... how does one meet a stripper to date? As you said, as all guys that go to a club want to take any girl home with them, obviously not at the club.

He deserved it. He was singing to her:

I want to know what love is,
I want you to blow me...

CygnusDarius: Moral of the Story: Stripping may induce insanity in all that partake in it.

THIS

and maybe these guy were too close to the stage. I went to these types of clubs and never seen shiat like shoes flying off and hitting people by accident. If a stiletto hit anyone; it was on purpose.

ChicagoJohn: As an idiot who somehow manages to date strippers (even though I've only been in a club once, on my 18th birthday), their punches and kicks are not to be reckoned with. Their throwing ability also rivals that of any professional snowball fighter.

No matter the size, weight, or distance of the object in qustion....it's gonna hit you square in the face. Shoes, feet, fists, lamps, spoons...doesn't matter.

"may you marry a stripper" was a course in my circle of friends

The Dreaded Rear Admiral: ChicagoJohn:

I've always wondered... how does one meet a stripper to date? As you said, as all guys that go to a club want to take any girl home with them, obviously not at the club.

Typical places you meet people. Bars, nightclubs, parties, etc. More than anything it's the attitude that's attractive because they're ultra confident and self-sufficient. They stare at you, they don't back down, and they're talkative. I think if you're drawn to that, you meet these women and start talking, then find out a few minutes into the conversation - oh, they're a dancer.

They usually don't look like strippers when they go out, at least not the ones I'd meet. But their attitude was the same across the board.

The Dreaded Rear Admiral: StrikitRich: Bonus?

Weird rack is weird.

Triple vision?