Sup dawg, I heard you like hypocrisy, so I impregnated you with hypocrisy so you can spew hypocrisy from both ends.

Unfortunately, I have to agree with Octomom on this point - Ms. Gosselin is about the biggest AW I have ever seen. I think it was an old boyfriend who used to say something like "Even a blind hog finds an acorn sometimes" - seems to fit in this case...

Please don't post pics of pregnant Octomom. It's so disgusting.

I hate that every time she is on television giving interviews, she's probably getting paid for them.

She should be required to give all money that she gets (directly or indirectly) from octomomming, straight into the Cali welfare system. It paid for the horrifying crotchswarm, now make the swarm pay the state back.

I wouldn't say that if she were earning money at some type of job, but there are already programs in place to help unemployed people find jobs. There's no need to go spewing out reproductions of yourself to create some niche market to fill, when there are paths to your goal (apparently, being a "childcare expert") already in place. FFS, do childcare or nannying for a while. Not broodbearing.

If taking her money is not possible, just reduce the welfare payments by that amount. Same difference. Do they do that, or is it a simple yes/no, you qualify for welfare or you make too much money?

/no experience with welfare yet

Epsilon: Please don't post pics of pregnant Octomom. It's so disgusting.

Just one giant stretch mark.

Octomom - superglue every orifice

Kate - find another way to plug every orifice

She should post pictures of her stomach now. I imagine something akin to a sack of dead kittens.

Who?

idiot

Kate may be a biatch, but how dare you put her on the same level as Octomom.

Takes one AW to know one AW.

Octomom is a real life forum troll.

The real test of a mom is how they handle stressful situations. (new window)

The difference would be that OctoMom treated her vagina like a clown car to be noticed.

The other just happened to have it happen and made her choice.

The real question would be what would become of either if the cameras went away and the public stopped paying attention and the checks from the network stopped showing up.

Yo, we heard you liked you some narcissism, so we wrapped up some narcissism in narcissism and crammed up up a giant vagina. Narcissism.

Sees pic of Octomon preggers...tosses breakfast..thanks for that

warbirds69: Sees pic of Octomon preggers...tosses breakfast..thanks for that

She looks like she had one of those brain-guys from the Captain Pike pilot of the old Star Trek bolted to her torso.

Marla Singer's Laundry: warbirds69: Sees pic of Octomon preggers...tosses breakfast..thanks for that

She looks like she had one of those brain-guys from the Captain Pike pilot of the old Star Trek bolted to her torso.

I just figured it out. Octo-mom is an Axolotl Tank!

Pot, Kettle

Personally, I think that Kate's problems came more from having TV cameras around all the time. Octomom was just that way from the beginning.

maxximillian: Marla Singer's Laundry: warbirds69: Sees pic of Octomon preggers...tosses breakfast..thanks for that

She looks like she had one of those brain-guys from the Captain Pike pilot of the old Star Trek bolted to her torso.

I just figured it out. Octo-mom is an Axolotl Tank!



"I heard you like the cunnilingus, so i used my head like a lamprey eel for 9 months"

CTaylor80: I hate that every time she is on television giving interviews, she's probably getting paid for them.

She should be required to give all money that she gets (directly or indirectly) from octomomming, straight into the Cali welfare system. It paid for the horrifying crotchswarm, now make the swarm pay the state back.

I wouldn't say that if she were earning money at some type of job, but there are already programs in place to help unemployed people find jobs. There's no need to go spewing out reproductions of yourself to create some niche market to fill, when there are paths to your goal (apparently, being a "childcare expert") already in place. FFS, do childcare or nannying for a while. Not broodbearing.

If taking her money is not possible, just reduce the welfare payments by that amount. Same difference. Do they do that, or is it a simple yes/no, you qualify for welfare or you make too much money?

/no experience with welfare yet

I think she was told to spawn moar overlords. Still doesn't have enough vespine gas for an Ultralisk though.

Brown Sauce: The real test of a mom is how they handle stressful situations. (new window)

Why the fark would you breast feed your child w/o changing his diaper first? I mean fark it only takes 5 mins AT MOST to do. Stupid biatch. I'm not even going to get into smoking while breast feeding at this moment... so much fail.

Someone's jealous of the spotlight being taken away from her

Hi my name is Pete

I came in here to post something funny, but I read "horrifying crotchswarm" and now I can't stop laughing and twitching.

The doctors will be here soon.

/shot time!

Brown Sauce: The real test of a mom is how they handle stressful situations. (new window)

Publicity stunt!

Skarekrough: The real question would be what would become of either if the cameras went away and the public stopped paying attention and the checks from the network stopped showing up.

We create these people by paying attention. Every one of us should be ashamed.

We are the real octomoms. This country (world) needs a mental vasectomy.

You know, I very rarly wish for bad karma for someone, but these two deserve it in abundance. Kate pisses me off so very, very much. I love how she complains about the media hounding her and her family, yet decides to go ahead and tape 40 or so episodes of her stupid show. Octomom can EABOD (you can't get pregnant that way). Women were not meant to give birth to litters of children.

cua: We create these people by paying attention. Every one of us should be ashamed.

Yeah, I'll get right on that, Aunt Bea.

"Who killed all those Jews? ALL of us did. ALL are to blame"

Daddakamabb: Brown Sauce: The real test of a mom is how they handle stressful situations. (new window)

Why the fark would you breast feed your child w/o changing his diaper first? I mean fark it only takes 5 mins AT MOST to do. Stupid biatch. I'm not even going to get into smoking while breast feeding at this moment... so much fail.

You are obviously not familiar with that blog. Read a couple of more posts and see if you still think it's serious.

While I find Kate Gosselin to be annoying, and I really only recently became aware of who she is. I can't stand that coont Octo-wench. The fact it is getting a book deal and a TV show for being an irresponsible d-bag is just beyond comprehension. I can't think of a disease that I wouldn't mind her having. Preferably something that rots the body, soul and mind! Those kids are much better off without her....D-BAG D-BAG D-BAG D-BAG

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Pregnant Octomom pic


Max Awesome: Octomom AW handstand pic


*FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

Can't we just knock their heads together and then ignore them? I am farking SICK of that psychotic "Octomom." Whoever set her up with a reality [?] show should be shot.

Don't know much about Kate, but I'll take Jon off her hands and treat him right ;)

Please make them go away... forever.

FTFA (bottom of page) "A writer for the show confirmed Tuesday that, yes, Eminem was in on the joke and the stunt was rehearsed several times. WTF? Guess he really liked it.

/Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

hockeychick:Women were not meant to give birth to litters of children.

This.

"Noted parenting expert Octomom says Octomom is an attention whore with unresolved behavioral issues"

Apparently ol' Octy doesn't know how to count. The show has Plus 8 in the title, yet she has 14 kids.

darkhorse23 2009-06-03 01:37:54 AM


Came for that, left satisfied.

Marla Singer's Laundry 2009-06-03 07:29:05 AM
cua: We create these people by paying attention. Every one of us should be ashamed.

Yeah, I'll get right on that, Aunt Bea.

"Who killed all those Jews? ALL of us did. ALL are to blame"

Granted that's a bit sanctimonious but I do heartily wish the ratings on these reality things would tank.

Everyone seems to hate them but they make rain so someone is watching them.

FTA: "It's done. I've moved past my 'mistake,'" saidSuleman, framing the word "mistake" with finger quote marks.

Mistake? MISTAKE? A mistake is something done on accident. Deliberately creating 14 children in a lab with no real plan is a crime.

buddyrtr: Octomom - superglue every orifice

Kate - find another way to plug every orifice

agreed. Octomom ... I wouldn't touch with your dick.

Now Kate on the other hand... she can ride my pony anytime.

Epsilon: Please don't post pics of pregnant Octomom. It's so disgusting.

This

They both suck.

this is like poop telling vomit that it stinks

Who can blame Jon for getting some strange? Kate seems to be a perpetual biatch. I mean, you have 8 farking kids and a bad attitude lady! How he went this long without beating you, becoming an alcoholic, or simply divorcing your grumpy ass is beyond me.

The real truth here is that Kate and Jon are paying for selling their family to America. Wealth and fame bring unhappiness about 80% of the time IMO.

Vegasj- that's a great picture of her. Now just lower that bikini bottom about an inch and you will see... "Frankenstomach." Yuck. Do Not Want.

Pot... kettle... black...

agoodbook:
Granted that's a bit sanctimonious but I do heartily wish the ratings on these reality things would tank.

How is it sactimonious? I clicked on the link too. You and I and Goodwin all are commenting on this. We are all just as much at fault.

The way our society is being taught to embrace insanity and idiocy as entertainment needs to be re-examined.

I'm surprised it took this long for Jon to come to his senses. I used to think Kate's constant carping was just TV editing. Now that I know better, I feel sorry for the kids. I read that both families are committed to continuing to whore out their lives to fund college for the kids. Let's check with some other families of multiples and see how they managed to educate the kids. I don't think constantly manipulating the kids is the answer.

I just figured it out. Octo-mom is an Axolotl Tank!

Perhaps you are human!

IEatANimaLs: >Wealth and fame bring unhappiness about 80% of the time IMO.

Corrected. Its the fame, being put up on a pedestal and people trying to tear you down that farks things up.

Daddakamabb: Brown Sauce: The real test of a mom is how they handle stressful situations. (new window)

Why the fark would you breast feed your child w/o changing his diaper first? I mean fark it only takes 5 mins AT MOST to do. Stupid biatch. I'm not even going to get into smoking while breast feeding at this moment... so much fail.

I'm willing to go out on a limb and suggest that that blog is a pisstake.

In fact, reading through it a bit more, I'm sure of it.

Max Awesome: Octomom AW handstand pic


Aaaaaaand there goes my appetite.

Marla Singer's Laundry: warbirds69: Sees pic of Octomon preggers...tosses breakfast..thanks for that

She looks like she had one of those brain-guys from the Captain Pike pilot of the old Star Trek bolted to her torso.

You owe me a new monitor. +1

IEatANimaLs: Vegasj- that's a great picture of her. Now just lower that bikini bottom about an inch and you will see... "Frankenstomach." Yuck. Do Not Want.

We do not talk about the FUPA!

Shakespeare's Monkey: The votes are in, they're both ugly b**ches.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

Thanks, I was thinking about a little breakfast but now I may never eat again. Jesus, what a land beast.

Especially Kate before all that plastic surgery to look like Posh Spice:

Human beings are just not meant to have litters of children. Women have two breasts; that equals two kids, maaaaybe an anomaly of three.

But 6 or 8? These biatches are defying mother nature, and mother nature is having her revenge.

Chariset: Even a broken clock is right twice a day

Came here to say exactly that... over in 2. Wow. :-)

How is it sactimonious? I clicked on the link too. You and I and Goodwin all are commenting on this. We are all just as much at fault.


I agree with your sentiment, stating it like that is a tad sanctimonious. They are not mutually exclusive.

TV shows that generate revenue through ratings will tend to stick around. Im not sure who's "fault" that is. Still sucks though.

at80eighty: Someone's jealous of the spotlight being taken away from her

I would think that her concern is that the collective consciousness of the public would not be able to accommodate both situations.

The show was a cutesy little thing that showed the turmoils of a large family dealing with a tough situation that reminded people that their lives weren't anywhere near as hectic and to use protection.

Now with the controversy and a potentially failed marriage it's no longer a cutesy little thing to barely notice; its a major ratings show with paparazzi and gossip rags.

OctoMom had kids to try and be something. The Goselings just had a bunch of kids and found they could make something out of it.

Even with a divorce I would conclude than the Goselings are likely better equipped to be better parents than OctoMom; she's obviously a WingNut looking for the right situation to exploit her kids for notoriety and financial gain. Without either of those the money's good they'd likely turn up in their car seats in the MiniVan being dredged from the bottom of a lake.

J&K+8 is my girlfriend and I's guilty pleasure. (Now that rock of love is over.)

As someone said somewhere else, "I know moms with 1 kid that act like Kate and moms with more kids that don't" It's not the multiples, it's the fact that she's a huge attention whore.

Hell, in the last episode when they were grilling outside she got on his case about starting the hot dogs too late. Ease the fark up lady. He really likes his kids, she really likes the attention. Seriously, a book tour?

/However, I'd do her current body but not call in the morning.

All is needed in this picture is a beer in her hand and the white trash trifecta would be complete.

/wow
//just wow
///hotlinked like a breakfast sasuage

Farkin'round: Especially Kate before all that plastic surgery to look like Posh Spice:

She's is the perfect embodiment of the phrase "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone."

Even my wife thinks she's a biatch.

IEatANimaLs: Vegasj- that's a great picture of her. Now just lower that bikini bottom about an inch and you will see... "Frankenstomach." Yuck. Do Not Want.

Move a little bit lower than her stomach and you'll see that it's full of stars...

There's a porn out there called "Coctomom" - apparently it details the struggle of a young woman who must find eight men to attempt to impregnate her. I would have posted a SFW version of the cover, but didn't want to risk a few days off in the Brave New Fark. GIS for it, you won't be disappointed.

Still, I would give Kate a good stiff fark in the a$$ just for the hell of it. Although chicks like her are total dominating biatches there is someting about a good a$$ farking that they just love,

//Im sick I know

Folks, I have a confession to make. I've reached that stage in my life where I can go buy my girlfriend tampons without being creeped out. I can change diapers, I can notice a woman nursing in public without calling the cops, I think pregnant women can be beautiful, and I can even have a conversation with my niece about her period without running screaming from the room.

I'm fine with the woman stuff.

But I swear to sweet screaming Baby Jesus, every time I see that picture of Nadya Noodleman and her horrifying belly, all I can do is imagine myself as Ripley with a flamethrower going after her like she was the Queen.

The Dread Pirate Robertson: Folks, I have a confession to make. I've reached that stage in my life where I can go buy my girlfriend tampons without being creeped out. I can change diapers, I can notice a woman nursing in public without calling the cops, I think pregnant women can be beautiful, and I can even have a conversation with my niece about her period without running screaming from the room.

I'm fine with the woman stuff.

But I swear to sweet screaming Baby Jesus, every time I see that picture of Nadya Noodleman and her horrifying belly, all I can do is imagine myself as Ripley with a flamethrower going after her like she was the Queen.

Nuke it from orbit.

/It's the only way to be sure.

The Dread Pirate Robertson: Folks, I have a confession to make. I've reached that stage in my life where I can go buy my girlfriend tampons without being creeped out. I can change diapers, I can notice a woman nursing in public without calling the cops, I think pregnant women can be beautiful, and I can even have a conversation with my niece about her period without running screaming from the room.

I'm fine with the woman stuff.

The next stage is an uncontrollable desire to stuff steaming man-cock in all your orifi...

/nttawwt

Ripley with a flamethrower

This should be a new Farkism

dead_dangler: The next stage is an uncontrollable desire to stuff steaming man-cock in all your orifi...

I was a teenager in the 80s who hung out in dance clubs. Don't you think I've already tried things like...

I mean, how about them Steelers? Good team, good team.

My theory: the Gosselins aren't really having any relationship trouble, this whole thing is a made-up stunt to improve ratings for the new season.

Discuss.

So this is an article about the video we all watched yesterday?

Norman Greenbaum: My theory: the Gosselins aren't really having any relationship trouble, this whole thing is a made-up stunt to improve ratings for the new season.

Discuss.

If that's the case then they should both be up for Emmys, because that's some of the most convincing acting I've ever seen. "Controlling, dominating biatch" and "Dude, how did I get into this mess?" should definitely be categories this year.

haddie: Octomom is a real life forum troll.

This she knows by talking smack against another biatchy big family mama it will get people talking about her again.

EighthundredmillionthFarker: She should post pictures of her stomach now. I imagine something akin to a sack of dead kittens.

Unfortunately they were not drowned in the river.

Lachwen: Epsilon: Please don't post pics of pregnant Octomom. It's so disgusting.

Just one giant stretch mark.

She must live in a triple wide trailer just to turn around!

The Dread Pirate Robertson: If that's the case then they should both be up for Emmys, because that's some of the most convincing acting I've ever seen. "Controlling, dominating biatch" and "Dude, how did I get into this mess?" should definitely be categories this year.

Nah, they could still be a soul-crushing baitch and a lost man with a "kill me" look on his face, but not be having relationship troubles. No acting required in that regard :D

cldafletcher: EighthundredmillionthFarker: She should post pictures of her stomach now. I imagine something akin to a sack of dead kittens.

Unfortunately they were not drowned in the river.

Ugh, really?

Better go buy some more cats/dogs and attribute human characteristics to them. It helps in dotage.

cherryl taggart: I'm surprised it took this long for Jon to come to his senses. I used to think Kate's constant carping was just TV editing. Now that I know better, I feel sorry for the kids. I read that both families are committed to continuing to whore out their lives to fund college for the kids. Let's check with some other families of multiples and see how they managed to educate the kids. I don't think constantly manipulating the kids is the answer.

Of course the real victims are the kids, who have been put into this situation by people who actually watch that sort of crap on TV.

\put your TV in a closet
\\close the closet door

IEatANimaLs: Who can blame Jon for getting some strange? Kate seems to be a perpetual biatch. I mean, you have 8 farking kids and a bad attitude lady! How he went this long without beating you, becoming an alcoholic, or simply divorcing your grumpy ass is beyond me.

The real truth here is that Kate and Jon are paying for selling their family to America. Wealth and fame bring unhappiness about 80% of the time IMO.

I never could understand the attraction to fame. To me, being a completely anonymous millionaire would be the way to go.

Like I have a choice.

emt92339: Ripley with a flamethrower

This should be a new Farkism



Think of the children!

/it does have a ring to it

PLEASE! No more pictures of Octomom with a Bean Pot in the oven.

That is all...

RARRRR!
http://tinyurl.com/r4rnxr
(copy and paste)

When I read the headline, I was wondering how many posts it would take before someone made a pot/kettle reference. I guessed three before I clicked the thread. Do I win a prize?

gorgor: RARRRR!
http://tinyurl.com/r4rnxr
(copy and paste)

Have I mentioned lately how much I love you?

The Dread Pirate Robertson: Have I mentioned lately how much I love you?

But not in a gay way. :)
/not that there's anything wrong with that

The Dread Pirate Robertson : gorgor: RARRRR!
http://tinyurl.com/r4rnxr
(copy and paste)

Have I mentioned lately how much I love you?


Seconded!

gorgor: The Dread Pirate Robertson: Have I mentioned lately how much I love you?

But not in a gay way. :)

No, no, not in the gay way at all. I just want to insert my penis into your wall of screaming vaginas.

/Is there anything wrong with that?

Octomom = sex repellent.

Kate could maybe be salvaged with the proper discipline and training :)

/just get in Playboy and be done with it.

Norman Greenbaum: My theory: the Gosselins aren't really having any relationship trouble, this whole thing is a made-up stunt to improve ratings for the new season.

Discuss.

Until the debacle over pictures with the husband the show was pretty quiet. It was getting enough ratings to keep it on the air, but it would have definetley stayed at the tier it was.

The pics put it in prime time and got books sold for the wife.

I would say the suspicion is just slightly better than plausible.

The Dread Pirate Robertson: No, no, not in the gay way at all. I just want to insert my penis into your wall of screaming vaginas.

/Is there anything wrong with that?

O'RLY!?
http://tinyurl.com/qpcthv
(copy and paste, NSFW)

This is all O'RLY's fault!

The day just gets better (albeit stranger) whenn gorgor drops by...

I knew you'd deliver, you magnificent bastard.

I imagine that that's what H.P. Lovecraft pictured in his head when he was doing the hibbity-dibbity. Just, y'know, with tentacles and stuff.

How about both of them STFU and go away? Why do people pay them for this crap?

If these two clowns are the index to our society, I fear for the future.

//grrrr

Speaking of before and after.
http://tinyurl.com/pzrs82
(copy and paste)

gorgor: Speaking of before and after.

Didn't she claim in an interview recently that she has no idea who Angelina Jolie is, has never seen "Tomb Raider," and couldn't pick Brad Pitt out of a lineup?

I figure that it takes one to know one.

I was wondering what happened to Octomom. I guess she's going through AW withdrawals & decided the best way to get more is to jump into the whole Kate & Jon issue.

gorgor: The Dread Pirate Robertson: No, no, not in the gay way at all. I just want to insert my penis into your wall of screaming vaginas.

/Is there anything wrong with that?

O'RLY!?
http://tinyurl.com/qpcthv
(copy and paste, NSFW)

There's a reason you appear red on my screen... :)

The Dread Pirate Robertson: Didn't she claim in an interview recently that she has no idea who Angelina Jolie is, has never seen "Tomb Raider," and couldn't pick Brad Pitt out of a lineup?

All I've ever heard her say is Wharrgarble.

EZ Writer: There's a reason you appear red on my screen... :)

That's just fake blood :)

WHY *whack* WON'T *whack* IT *whack* DIE!?

gorgor: The Dread Pirate Robertson: Didn't she claim in an interview recently that she has no idea who Angelina Jolie is, has never seen "Tomb Raider," and couldn't pick Brad Pitt out of a lineup?

All I've ever heard her say is Wharrgarble.

EZ Writer: There's a reason you appear red on my screen... :)

That's just fake blood :)

And it rocks me like the real thing.
But if it was the real thing,
it'd scare me more.

buckler: WHY *whack* WON'T *whack* IT *whack* DIE!?

But.....the CAT came BACK!

Is it worth my time to Google/Wiki whomever this "Kate Gosselin" is? I got other important FARK threads to be in and don't need to waste time on unnecessary GIS's.

Kate does have nice legs, though.

I noticed that while watching The Soup. Nice gams.

EZ Writer: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Pregnant Octomom pic


Max Awesome: Octomom AW handstand pic


*FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

eeeeeewwwww.

That soooooo wasn't what I was going for when I made that. Now I'm grossed out.

Not new, but funny. Opens New Window..

How about a reality show where they lock Octomom and Kate in a sealed-off building and see who is the last one standing?

It's like a "my crotch is more stretched out than your crotch" cat fight....WHATEVER. Now what would be the win----If JOHN leaves Kate for Octomom. THAT WOULD BE PRICELESS.

Norman Greenbaum: My theory: the Gosselins aren't really having any relationship trouble, this whole thing is a made-up stunt to improve ratings for the new season.

Since it is in the same "newspaper" as the headline that Obama is gay..... I don't believe most of it.

However, I was a live-in nanny for 8 kids (one family) for 2 years. I can understand how Kate can be b**chy. I have only seen one or two episodes of her show, so I can't say how much of a help Jon is... Maybe she has every right to be so... sharp.

Bahd_Karma: Not new, but funny. Opens New Window..

I LOL'd at that one. Nice to have an honest to goodness laugh once in awhile.

Wow - annoying and even more annoying battle it out.

Watched about 1/2 a show once; Jon needs to grow a set and slap the shiat out Kate, that would be some darn good TV.

Also their 2 older kids (twins??) are really annoying, they are definitely on the high speed biatch track.

With the little ones it was hard to tell, but I can guess the annoying may be strong in them

eharac: However, I was a live-in nanny for 8 kids (one family) for 2 years. I can understand how Kate can be b**chy. I have only seen one or two episodes of her show, so I can't say how much of a help Jon is... Maybe she has every right to be so... sharp.

My wife is a tabloid junky, and if there is any truth to the articles at all, Jon does pretty much everything...he is the stay-at-home mom. He takes care of the kids, she takes care of everything else.

Norman Greenbaum: My theory: the Gosselins aren't really having any relationship trouble, this whole thing is a made-up stunt to improve ratings for the new season.

Discuss.

I have thought that too. I mean it seems rather convenient that this relationship trouble and the cheating accusations came out just before the new season started (and thus they got huge publicity and ratings). It reminds me of how the Paris Hilton sex tape was leaked just before The Simple Life started.

I do feel bad for the kids, the parents are totally getting rich of them. I mean at least Gary Coleman's parents were only getting rich off of one kid.

Norman Greenbaum: My theory: the Gosselins aren't really having any relationship trouble, this whole thing is a made-up stunt to improve ratings for the new season.

Discuss.

My wife wants to subscribe to your newsletter.

Seriously though, if that's the real story then they might as well just dump the show on E!, and have the older twin girls start hanging out with younger Kardashian girls so that they'll be Hollywood train wreck material when they hit 16.

My wife is a tabloid junky, and if there is any truth to the articles at all, Jon does pretty much everything...he is the stay-at-home mom. He takes care of the kids, she takes care of everything else.

Well then, Jon has my support. That is NOT right. When I was the nanny for the 8 kids, I also did all the housework, got the kids to and from where they were supposed to be, helped with homework, cooked dinner, cleaned up. I was a he** better parent to them than their own were. Jon had better get custody of the kids.

gorgor: RARRRR!
http://tinyurl.com/r4rnxr
(copy and paste)

Beautiful, but can you make that more "Jabba the Hut"? Disposition seems appropriate.

Octomom pregnant:


Boomer from Left 4 Dead:




Coincidence? I think not.

bluehubcap: gorgor: RARRRR!
http://tinyurl.com/r4rnxr
(copy and paste)

Beautiful, but can you make that more "Jabba the Hut"? Disposition seems appropriate.

Howzabout old school?
http://tinyurl.com/qzqtx9
(copy and paste)

CTaylor80: the horrifying crotchswarm

Even though it made my uterus curl up and die, this phrase is full of win.

Additionally, it would be a f*cking kickass name for a band.

gorgor: Howzabout old school?

Very Harryhausen. Is that "Clash of the Titans?" I don't think it is, but damned if it's not right on the tip of my brain.

The Dread Pirate Robertson: gorgor: Howzabout old school?

Very Harryhausen. Is that "Clash of the Titans?" I don't think it is, but damned if it's not right on the tip of my brain.

I don't think they had speedboats :)

eharac: How about a reality show where they lock Octomom and Kate in a sealed-off building and see who is the last one standing?

Thunderwomb. Two skanks enter, one skank leaves.

/who run biatchy town?!

emt92339: Ripley with a flamethrower

This should be a new Farkism


Ripley with a flamethrower.

gorgor: I don't think they had speedboats :)

*snert*

I didn't look at the picture that closely. I thought the boat was a big one and that the guy standing in it was a mast and sail.

It's my powers of observation that have made me such a success in life, obviously.

Nadya? Do not want. Kate? Would do once.

Timmy the Tumor: maybe Jon can hook up with Octomom after his $10 million divorce is settled


would that be a step up or a step down?

Down, for sure. Kate seems biatchy but she's not a mental case like Octogut. And she actually takes care of her kids.