darkhorse23 2009-06-03 01:37:54 AM


Came for that, left satisfied.

Marla Singer's Laundry 2009-06-03 07:29:05 AM
cua: We create these people by paying attention. Every one of us should be ashamed.

Yeah, I'll get right on that, Aunt Bea.

"Who killed all those Jews? ALL of us did. ALL are to blame"

Granted that's a bit sanctimonious but I do heartily wish the ratings on these reality things would tank.

Everyone seems to hate them but they make rain so someone is watching them.

FTA: "It's done. I've moved past my 'mistake,'" saidSuleman, framing the word "mistake" with finger quote marks.

Mistake? MISTAKE? A mistake is something done on accident. Deliberately creating 14 children in a lab with no real plan is a crime.

buddyrtr: Octomom - superglue every orifice

Kate - find another way to plug every orifice

agreed. Octomom ... I wouldn't touch with your dick.

Now Kate on the other hand... she can ride my pony anytime.

Epsilon: Please don't post pics of pregnant Octomom. It's so disgusting.

This

They both suck.

this is like poop telling vomit that it stinks

Who can blame Jon for getting some strange? Kate seems to be a perpetual biatch. I mean, you have 8 farking kids and a bad attitude lady! How he went this long without beating you, becoming an alcoholic, or simply divorcing your grumpy ass is beyond me.

The real truth here is that Kate and Jon are paying for selling their family to America. Wealth and fame bring unhappiness about 80% of the time IMO.

Vegasj- that's a great picture of her. Now just lower that bikini bottom about an inch and you will see... "Frankenstomach." Yuck. Do Not Want.

Pot... kettle... black...

agoodbook:
Granted that's a bit sanctimonious but I do heartily wish the ratings on these reality things would tank.

How is it sactimonious? I clicked on the link too. You and I and Goodwin all are commenting on this. We are all just as much at fault.

The way our society is being taught to embrace insanity and idiocy as entertainment needs to be re-examined.

I'm surprised it took this long for Jon to come to his senses. I used to think Kate's constant carping was just TV editing. Now that I know better, I feel sorry for the kids. I read that both families are committed to continuing to whore out their lives to fund college for the kids. Let's check with some other families of multiples and see how they managed to educate the kids. I don't think constantly manipulating the kids is the answer.

I just figured it out. Octo-mom is an Axolotl Tank!

Perhaps you are human!

IEatANimaLs: >Wealth and fame bring unhappiness about 80% of the time IMO.

Corrected. Its the fame, being put up on a pedestal and people trying to tear you down that farks things up.

Daddakamabb: Brown Sauce: The real test of a mom is how they handle stressful situations. (new window)

Why the fark would you breast feed your child w/o changing his diaper first? I mean fark it only takes 5 mins AT MOST to do. Stupid biatch. I'm not even going to get into smoking while breast feeding at this moment... so much fail.

I'm willing to go out on a limb and suggest that that blog is a pisstake.

In fact, reading through it a bit more, I'm sure of it.

Max Awesome: Octomom AW handstand pic


Aaaaaaand there goes my appetite.

Marla Singer's Laundry: warbirds69: Sees pic of Octomon preggers...tosses breakfast..thanks for that

She looks like she had one of those brain-guys from the Captain Pike pilot of the old Star Trek bolted to her torso.

You owe me a new monitor. +1

IEatANimaLs: Vegasj- that's a great picture of her. Now just lower that bikini bottom about an inch and you will see... "Frankenstomach." Yuck. Do Not Want.

We do not talk about the FUPA!

Shakespeare's Monkey: The votes are in, they're both ugly b**ches.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

Thanks, I was thinking about a little breakfast but now I may never eat again. Jesus, what a land beast.

Especially Kate before all that plastic surgery to look like Posh Spice:

Human beings are just not meant to have litters of children. Women have two breasts; that equals two kids, maaaaybe an anomaly of three.

But 6 or 8? These biatches are defying mother nature, and mother nature is having her revenge.

Chariset: Even a broken clock is right twice a day

Came here to say exactly that... over in 2. Wow. :-)

How is it sactimonious? I clicked on the link too. You and I and Goodwin all are commenting on this. We are all just as much at fault.


I agree with your sentiment, stating it like that is a tad sanctimonious. They are not mutually exclusive.

TV shows that generate revenue through ratings will tend to stick around. Im not sure who's "fault" that is. Still sucks though.

at80eighty: Someone's jealous of the spotlight being taken away from her

I would think that her concern is that the collective consciousness of the public would not be able to accommodate both situations.

The show was a cutesy little thing that showed the turmoils of a large family dealing with a tough situation that reminded people that their lives weren't anywhere near as hectic and to use protection.

Now with the controversy and a potentially failed marriage it's no longer a cutesy little thing to barely notice; its a major ratings show with paparazzi and gossip rags.

OctoMom had kids to try and be something. The Goselings just had a bunch of kids and found they could make something out of it.

Even with a divorce I would conclude than the Goselings are likely better equipped to be better parents than OctoMom; she's obviously a WingNut looking for the right situation to exploit her kids for notoriety and financial gain. Without either of those the money's good they'd likely turn up in their car seats in the MiniVan being dredged from the bottom of a lake.

J&K+8 is my girlfriend and I's guilty pleasure. (Now that rock of love is over.)

As someone said somewhere else, "I know moms with 1 kid that act like Kate and moms with more kids that don't" It's not the multiples, it's the fact that she's a huge attention whore.

Hell, in the last episode when they were grilling outside she got on his case about starting the hot dogs too late. Ease the fark up lady. He really likes his kids, she really likes the attention. Seriously, a book tour?

/However, I'd do her current body but not call in the morning.

All is needed in this picture is a beer in her hand and the white trash trifecta would be complete.

/wow
//just wow
///hotlinked like a breakfast sasuage

Farkin'round: Especially Kate before all that plastic surgery to look like Posh Spice:

She's is the perfect embodiment of the phrase "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone."

Even my wife thinks she's a biatch.

IEatANimaLs: Vegasj- that's a great picture of her. Now just lower that bikini bottom about an inch and you will see... "Frankenstomach." Yuck. Do Not Want.

Move a little bit lower than her stomach and you'll see that it's full of stars...

There's a porn out there called "Coctomom" - apparently it details the struggle of a young woman who must find eight men to attempt to impregnate her. I would have posted a SFW version of the cover, but didn't want to risk a few days off in the Brave New Fark. GIS for it, you won't be disappointed.

Still, I would give Kate a good stiff fark in the a$$ just for the hell of it. Although chicks like her are total dominating biatches there is someting about a good a$$ farking that they just love,

//Im sick I know

Folks, I have a confession to make. I've reached that stage in my life where I can go buy my girlfriend tampons without being creeped out. I can change diapers, I can notice a woman nursing in public without calling the cops, I think pregnant women can be beautiful, and I can even have a conversation with my niece about her period without running screaming from the room.

I'm fine with the woman stuff.

But I swear to sweet screaming Baby Jesus, every time I see that picture of Nadya Noodleman and her horrifying belly, all I can do is imagine myself as Ripley with a flamethrower going after her like she was the Queen.

The Dread Pirate Robertson: Folks, I have a confession to make. I've reached that stage in my life where I can go buy my girlfriend tampons without being creeped out. I can change diapers, I can notice a woman nursing in public without calling the cops, I think pregnant women can be beautiful, and I can even have a conversation with my niece about her period without running screaming from the room.

I'm fine with the woman stuff.

But I swear to sweet screaming Baby Jesus, every time I see that picture of Nadya Noodleman and her horrifying belly, all I can do is imagine myself as Ripley with a flamethrower going after her like she was the Queen.

Nuke it from orbit.

/It's the only way to be sure.

The Dread Pirate Robertson: Folks, I have a confession to make. I've reached that stage in my life where I can go buy my girlfriend tampons without being creeped out. I can change diapers, I can notice a woman nursing in public without calling the cops, I think pregnant women can be beautiful, and I can even have a conversation with my niece about her period without running screaming from the room.

I'm fine with the woman stuff.

The next stage is an uncontrollable desire to stuff steaming man-cock in all your orifi...

/nttawwt

Ripley with a flamethrower

This should be a new Farkism

dead_dangler: The next stage is an uncontrollable desire to stuff steaming man-cock in all your orifi...

I was a teenager in the 80s who hung out in dance clubs. Don't you think I've already tried things like...

I mean, how about them Steelers? Good team, good team.

My theory: the Gosselins aren't really having any relationship trouble, this whole thing is a made-up stunt to improve ratings for the new season.

Discuss.

So this is an article about the video we all watched yesterday?

Norman Greenbaum: My theory: the Gosselins aren't really having any relationship trouble, this whole thing is a made-up stunt to improve ratings for the new season.

Discuss.

If that's the case then they should both be up for Emmys, because that's some of the most convincing acting I've ever seen. "Controlling, dominating biatch" and "Dude, how did I get into this mess?" should definitely be categories this year.

haddie: Octomom is a real life forum troll.

This she knows by talking smack against another biatchy big family mama it will get people talking about her again.

EighthundredmillionthFarker: She should post pictures of her stomach now. I imagine something akin to a sack of dead kittens.

Unfortunately they were not drowned in the river.

Lachwen: Epsilon: Please don't post pics of pregnant Octomom. It's so disgusting.

Just one giant stretch mark.

She must live in a triple wide trailer just to turn around!

The Dread Pirate Robertson: If that's the case then they should both be up for Emmys, because that's some of the most convincing acting I've ever seen. "Controlling, dominating biatch" and "Dude, how did I get into this mess?" should definitely be categories this year.

Nah, they could still be a soul-crushing baitch and a lost man with a "kill me" look on his face, but not be having relationship troubles. No acting required in that regard :D

cldafletcher: EighthundredmillionthFarker: She should post pictures of her stomach now. I imagine something akin to a sack of dead kittens.

Unfortunately they were not drowned in the river.

Ugh, really?

Better go buy some more cats/dogs and attribute human characteristics to them. It helps in dotage.