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(TBO)   New York Judge says estranged wife bit him   ( divider line
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1324 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Feb 2003 at 3:56 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-17 03:58:53 AM  
Hell Clarice.
2003-02-17 03:59:32 AM  
Hello Clarice, I mean.
2003-02-17 04:00:48 AM  
Also, that was a waste of what was probably very good scotch.
2003-02-17 04:01:23 AM  
...what a waste of good scotch...
2003-02-17 04:02:20 AM  
2003-02-17 04:05:11 AM  
Bet it was some damned good scotch, too, what with him being a judge and all. Oh wait, I've been jinxed.
2003-02-17 04:06:10 AM  
My parents went through the exact same thing.

Well, they are about ten years younger, and as far as I know neither on them bit one another, but it was close to the same thing!

Also... What's the old ladie's secret? I doubt my teeth will be strong enough to bite someone when I'm sixty...

Hell, they're rotting even now... Lousy Non-Dental covering Medical Insurance.
2003-02-17 04:08:02 AM  
Actually, what he meant to say was that his estranged wife blew him, but that would wreck his image.

People in authority never receive oral sex from females, right? Name at least one person, if you can.
2003-02-17 04:08:18 AM  
"Frances Tompkins is a former director of the Jewish Guild for the Blind."

Huh? Blind Jews have a guild?
(There's a Monty Pythonian joke in there somewhere...)
2003-02-17 04:09:03 AM  
"Her husband received hospital treatment for the bite."
Oh no, i wonder if he will be able to fully recover from this.

He probably deserved it.
2003-02-17 04:17:29 AM  
Guy #1: I caught my wife sleeping with another man

Guy #2: You bitter?

Guy #1: Yep. Bit him, too.
2003-02-17 06:16:51 AM  
Oh, yeah- bite a judge, get held without bail. How much you want to bet that she gets the full one year sentence? 75 times. Consecutively.
2003-02-17 06:29:00 AM  
I liked that one.
2003-02-17 08:00:50 AM  
Ok, she bites but does she suck?

/for a 70 year old , 60 is young stuff.
2003-02-18 09:35:40 AM  
Here goes.
2003-02-18 01:43:48 PM  
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