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2009-06-02 01:26:16 AM
I once walked into a streetlamp while walking and swooning over a love letter. Folks, that was funny, even sort of endearing in a way. This is just stupid.

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NO! NO, YOU'RE NOT! I keep hearing the word "narcissism" popping up in every article about twitter, including tfa. It's a very apt word. STFU. All of you.

/poop's comin' out
 
2009-06-02 02:17:06 AM
People who use Twitter deserve all the injuries they get as a result of it. Usually more.
 
2009-06-02 04:16:50 AM
Twatter.
 
2009-06-02 04:21:54 AM
oleman has suffered what the Telegraph calls Britain's first "twinjury."

I prefer "twathurt"
 
2009-06-02 04:22:54 AM
ROTFLMAO! There is a God with a sense of humor! Why couldn't there have been someone present with a video camera?
 
2009-06-02 04:24:03 AM
stop warning these people. they clearly deserve to die. that's the cool thing about stupidity: it is so self-destructive that it eventually becomes self-correcting.
 
2009-06-02 04:24:08 AM
This is why I only tweet on the freeway....oh wait...
 
2009-06-02 04:24:29 AM
In the immortal words of nelson from the simpsons - "ha ha!"
 
2009-06-02 04:26:14 AM
Simply Awesome! This made my night on 3rd shift!
 
2009-06-02 04:30:27 AM
HAHA this totally sounds like something I would do, except replace the blackberry with a jogging college chick and the twitter with running shorts.
 
2009-06-02 04:36:50 AM
yarnothuntin: HAHA this totally sounds like something I would do, except replace the blackberry with a jogging college chick and the twitter with running shorts.

Ok,

If you're jogging to work and tweeting running shorts on your BlackBerry jogging college chick, try to look up every now and then to check for low-hanging branches.

?
 
2009-06-02 04:37:13 AM
Wouldn't he be familiar with any obstacles on the path to his work? Or is this a new route? Or perhaps the first time he's ever jogged to work?
 
Esn
2009-06-02 04:40:46 AM
data.tumblr.com
 
2009-06-02 04:43:53 AM
Shenanigans. There, I said it.
 
2009-06-02 04:44:00 AM
Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee: Wouldn't he be familiar with any obstacles on the path to his work? Or is this a new route? Or perhaps the first time he's ever jogged to work?

This afternoon, the geniuses doing construction nearby decided to tear up both sidewalks on either side of the street, so I had to run on the median for a half k or so. Never mind those days where it seems like everybody making a left-turn is gunning for you like Deathrace 2000.
 
2009-06-02 04:52:45 AM
The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Ok,

If you're jogging to work and tweeting running shorts on your BlackBerry jogging college chick, try to look up every now and then to check for low-hanging branches.

?


LOL well, that doesn't work.
 
2009-06-02 04:58:38 AM
Do you tweet? Then you can eet sheet or geet my feet on your seet and in the meet.
 
2009-06-02 05:00:51 AM
TwitWit he is.
 
2009-06-02 05:01:57 AM
yarnothuntin: HAHA this totally sounds like something I would do, except replace the blackberry with a jogging college chick and the twitter with running shorts.

No, no. That's not being a dumbass - that's understandable. Damn near rear-ended a car under just those conditions...
 
2009-06-02 05:07:00 AM
doglover: Do you tweet? Then you can eet sheet or geet my feet on your seet and in the meet.

you sound 1337
 
2009-06-02 05:14:00 AM
www.thesoundtracktoyourlife.co.uk
 
2009-06-02 05:21:14 AM
Twshiathead
 
2009-06-02 05:21:49 AM
No wait. Twanker.
 
2009-06-02 05:39:58 AM
Twitter is just a service to identify all the people that my new government will assassinate once I'm in power. Go ahead. Sign up.
 
2009-06-02 06:04:54 AM
funkywitdasystm: stop warning these people. they clearly deserve to die. that's the cool thing about stupidity: it is so self-destructive that it eventually becomes self-correcting.

A person who tweets while jogging is someone who also tweets while driving.

Next time, instead of a low hanging branch, he might hit you with his car.
 
2009-06-02 06:10:20 AM
Wake up. Get coffee. Open Fark. Find out there IS justice in this world. Can go back to bed.
 
2009-06-02 06:19:24 AM
I just ate breakfast. Frosted Shredded wheat.
 
2009-06-02 06:20:10 AM
I ran 5 miles this morning with my dog.
 
2009-06-02 06:20:55 AM
ohhh a hate bandwagon, these are fun
 
2009-06-02 06:20:58 AM
I was listening to the radio in the shower......


What are all these farkers doing in my hous+++++++++++++++++++NO CARRIER
 
2009-06-02 06:26:20 AM
In the words of the immortal Red Forman, "DUMBASS!".

/SevenYearHawk - Excellent post!
 
2009-06-02 06:29:05 AM
# Can't believe I told my work colleagues I was hoping Father of the Bride was going to be on TV this Bank Holiday weekend. Oh dear.11:54 AM May 1st from web

Oh dear, my dear, that was a truly an awful faux pas!
 
2009-06-02 07:15:26 AM
TWITS.

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2009-06-02 07:28:17 AM
Makes sense, he's British.
 
2009-06-02 07:47:28 AM
Lumoclear: Makes sense, he's British.

Yeah, too bad the branch didn't hit him in the mouth. It might've knocked his teeth straight.
 
2009-06-02 07:55:24 AM
He seriously wrote about getting "smacked" in the face by a branch?

Whats next?

"Oh, balls, I'm being robbed."
3:15AM from May 23
"CAlled police, Robber is threatening to shoot me."
3:19AM from May 23
"I got shot beacause I won't get off my blackberry, blood is bleeding all over the floor."
3:21AM from May 23
"Going dark... rosebud..."
3:22AM from May 23
 
2009-06-02 08:23:26 AM
Came in to check for the Twitter Shiatter. Thanks, Esn

/BRB
//Bio.
 
2009-06-02 08:23:47 AM
If one is so enamored of ones electronical devices whilst driving or jogging or whatever, and if one is so enamored of his or her own life to the point where they absolutely MUST broadcast every moment of it to the entire world, to the point where it causes one pain and physical damage by the lack of situational awareness of ones immiediate surroundings, you deserve to die. If you cause anothers death or injury whilst concerning oneself with said electronical device through ones lack of attention to your surroundings, you deserve to die.

Lack of concern for ones enviromental hazards is what got you EATEN just a few hundred years ago. Bear that in mind.

No sympathy whatsoever. People injuring or removing themselves from the breeding pool by their own actions amuses me to no end. This sort of thing is enirely predictable.
 
2009-06-02 08:28:29 AM
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/shakes tiny fist in rage! "Next time, next time!"
 
2009-06-02 08:35:23 AM
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The problem is that it isn't funny enough. It would be better if, while he's clutching his head in pain, someone runs up and grabs the crackberry.

/we'll make great pets
 
2009-06-02 08:35:58 AM
Anyone who can't enjoy a jog without being on the cell phone deserves their fate.

Twitter? Who gives a frogs fat ass what you are doing you twit?
 
2009-06-02 08:44:39 AM
"The branch came out of nowhere and hit my face hard."
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"And then the tree ate my kite! Honest, officer!"
 
2009-06-02 09:02:48 AM
I'd like to think he learned from his mistake, but the motherfarker sat there on the ground twittering about having run into a tree while twittering.

I used to weep for humanity; now i just hope that Apophis takes a small detour in 2036...
 
2009-06-02 09:46:57 AM
...In America TFA would reference a soon to be filed lawsuit by dumb ass....
 
2009-06-02 09:47:32 AM
Twitiot.
 
2009-06-02 09:48:20 AM
GWSuperfan: doglover: Do you tweet? Then you can eet sheet or geet my feet on your seet and in the meet.

you sound 1337


Sweet!
 
2009-06-02 10:17:03 AM
Coleman has suffered what the Telegraph calls Britain's first "twinjury." (Scoff all you like; that word has legs! Or, uh, wings, maybe.)

NO IT DOESNT

STOP MAKING UP STUPID WORDS!
 
2009-06-02 10:19:52 AM
flyingmonkeysreign: Coleman has suffered what the Telegraph calls Britain's first "twinjury." (Scoff all you like; that word has legs! Or, uh, wings, maybe.)

NO IT DOESNT

STOP MAKING UP STUPID WORDS!



Would that be "Stupords?"
 
2009-06-02 10:32:53 AM
How is it a twinjury if he was only injured once?
 
2009-06-02 10:52:13 AM
ObscureNameHere: flyingmonkeysreign: Coleman has suffered what the Telegraph calls Britain's first "twinjury." (Scoff all you like; that word has legs! Or, uh, wings, maybe.)

NO IT DOESNT

STOP MAKING UP STUPID WORDS!


Would that be "Stupords?"


I'm going to use that during out next blamestorm here at work, since it's all the screenagers and hactivist's fault that our servers went down. Tonight I'm going to rewatch the Pirate threequel while eating frankenfood even though my girlfriend kind of flip flops on the subject.

/I give up
//and I never understood were "flip flop" came from. footware != politics
 
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