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2003-02-16 09:48:42 PM
That girl needs to lighten up. Someone pass her a doobie.
 
2003-02-16 10:14:21 PM
Someone pass her some powder for that shiny ass forehead too.

actual: "a senior in a Catholic, all-girls, college-preparatory high school and an honor student."
translation: "future weed smoker at a private university."
 
2003-02-16 10:24:06 PM
She just needs a couple of bong hits to help control that epilepsy...
 
2003-02-16 10:40:57 PM
I like the "stripper pole" backdrop.
 
2003-02-16 11:06:24 PM
"My philosophy is (that) in order to have a strong stand on something you have to be educated, telling them straight about drugs, what it is and what it will do to you," she said.

And she does this when she acts crazy or falls on the floor or rolls her eyes back. for her role of a teen smoking pot for the 3-minute sketch in local schools

Irony perhaps?
 
2003-02-16 11:56:29 PM
I still don't understand why they always refer to it as "drugs and alcohol." I guess they do it so they can later say that alcohol is good, but drugs are still bad. Oh well, the media brainwashes us again, go figure.

And that quote Impaler used is so amusing when applying it to modern anti-marijuana campaigns. They're absolutely pitiful. They don't even try to come up with good lies
 
2003-02-17 12:00:54 AM
She should wrap herself in buds and let everyone smoke her.
 
2003-02-17 12:21:16 AM
wow, she was spazzin on the ground? damn she needs to share her stash!
 
2003-02-17 12:22:20 AM
Her problem is that she hasn't been hit yet....

Would some man-child under the age of 18 please hit it?
 
2003-02-17 12:23:28 AM
Heck, she's legal for anyone to hit here in Ohio.
 
2003-02-17 12:24:06 AM
Please - if they had just given you a picture you'd all be the same morons saying "I'd hit it".
 
2003-02-17 12:24:15 AM
how about an underage bisexual farkette? I'd hit it.
 
2003-02-17 12:24:20 AM
/Another one falls out of the stupid tree and hits every branch on the way down...
 
2003-02-17 12:24:58 AM
bender! i'll do it!
 
2003-02-17 12:25:18 AM
Her dream, she says, is to one day be in the cast of "Rent," her favorite Broadway musical.
 
2003-02-17 12:25:40 AM
Impaler said waht I was going to. Making ridiculous caricaturish impressions are neither 'educated' or 'telling them straight'. I hope she gets raped by a middle schooler.
 
2003-02-17 12:25:42 AM
It meant Montoya had to stay up until 3:30 a.m. Thursday morning to finish her homework. She doesn't mind the sacrifice. "I love it," she said. "It's such a phenomenal program, and it's so needed."

This kid is a brainwashed meat-puppet already. Sheesh. She's a catholic schoolgirl, ferchrissakes. She should check out what her classmates get up to. I bet they have a lot more fun.

Anyway, she could justify it as research. Method acting, so she can give a convincing performance, instead of the reefer madness bollocks she is currently doing.
 
2003-02-17 12:25:59 AM
Where is she getting all the pressure to do drugs from? When I was in school I had the SEEK that crap out!

Anyway, I wouldn't hit it (too damn young) but I'd smoke her out anytime...
 
2003-02-17 12:27:04 AM
DUDE!! She needs a Dell!
 
2003-02-17 12:27:06 AM
She wants to help others? then help them get some weed.
 
2003-02-17 12:27:34 AM
See kids, that's what Marijuana can do to you!
 
2003-02-17 12:27:49 AM
"Drug dealers don't sell drugs. They offer drugs. You say no, and that's the end of it. Now Jehovah's Witnesses on the other hand...." -Chris Rock
 
2003-02-17 12:28:16 AM
She's so stupid. If she doesn't smoke pot, then how does she think she is ever going to get pregnant ?
 
2003-02-17 12:28:16 AM
She knows it all at 17, down the line she will either be an exotic dancer or a republican.
 
2003-02-17 12:29:07 AM
Bah. Sounds like millions of other high school kids looking for dumb shiat to pad their college applications with. And I second everyone who said she's just a small private liberal arts college away from being a stoner herself.

Question: she says she's into theater and stuff, right? Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the theater kids often some of the biggest drug users at any college? I think there was a Fark thread not long ago where people talked about the theater parties.
 
2003-02-17 12:29:51 AM
It looks like she has an absolutely enormous head just floating there, completely detached from her body.

That might be the lack of sleep speaking though...
 
2003-02-17 12:30:27 AM
Hell, when I was in middle school, we would have laughed our asses of at this retarded skank flailing around on the ground, then we would have gone home and sparked some doobage, waiting for high school so that we could get shiat so good it made you a damn epileptic.
 
2003-02-17 12:30:36 AM
Oh god, the theater parties....
 
2003-02-17 12:30:45 AM
OK. This chick needs a joint bad. I feel bad for the people at her school she is responsible for busting.

Whoever said catholic honor roll = future pothead was right.
 
2003-02-17 12:31:55 AM
I got ten bucks that says she'll have a fetal alcohol syndrome baby within 2 years.
 
2003-02-17 12:32:03 AM
you had to seek that crap out?! Oh wait, you're probably a guy. I had alcohol and marijuana tossed in my face by guys trying to get some. Litte did they know that I was raring to go even without mind-altering substances!

hrmmmmmm...perhaps ScorpioSting has had a little too much to drink this evening...
 
2003-02-17 12:32:50 AM
She's rather uptight, but I'd still do her.
 
2003-02-17 12:32:55 AM
How does that go Virginia...

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints; the sinners are much more fun..."
 
2003-02-17 12:33:43 AM
I wish I had worn a tinfoil hat when I was younger. I wouldn't believe a word they said and proceed to pelt them with 1kilo bags of cocaine.
 
2003-02-17 12:34:54 AM
"even if she changes 1 mind, its worth it". What if they change in the opposite way after seeing how she acts, decide they dont want to turn out like her and start smokin up? Why is it the hardcore anti-drug farks are the ones who have never tried, only have second-hand knowledge of the dangers?
 
2003-02-17 12:35:35 AM
For the advanced drama student...

...and that's all I need to hear, folks. When the Drama Queen reaches the real world (or college), she'll be tokin' up on a regular basis. There wasn't a sober theatre major at my school...and that's why they don't schedule department classes before 11am.
 
2003-02-17 12:35:46 AM
Stupid b*tch. I hope she gets hit by a drunk driver.
 
2003-02-17 12:36:33 AM
Vonapathy - you just help be realize that it was freaks like her that forced me to waste precious hours of my youth in shiat like "general assembly".

People like her should be fondled by a preist.... oops - sorry, sorry. Maybe that's a bit harsh...
 
2003-02-17 12:36:44 AM
There were a group of these kids at my high school. They did stupid crap like this all the time. It was sad. I can't remember the name of the group to save my life...

**bong hit***

Anyway, most of 'em went to one of our fine state institutions of higher learning and became rampaging alcoholics, mind-farked drug users or some frat guy's dick puppet. Give this girl three years and they'll be dragging her off of a frathouse lawn at three in the morning.

Mirror Images...that was the name of that stupid group. Jesus, they sucked.
 
2003-02-17 12:36:46 AM
She's obviously never smoked pot before, because that's not what happens. Sounds more like she's on heavy acid or something.
 
2003-02-17 12:38:03 AM
Ten bucks says that in a year she'll be going down on crack whores for a fix. Isn't that what happens to all theatre students?
 
2003-02-17 12:38:26 AM
thats one hell of a cluster f a drug program if you ask me
 
2003-02-17 12:39:06 AM
Flops around on the ground..? Throws fits...?

Her stuff musta' been laced with some realy nasty shiat.
 
2003-02-17 12:40:27 AM
a senior in a Catholic, all-girls, college-preparatory high school and an honor student.

mmmmmm... I saw that movie. After she starts rolling around on the ground, 2 members of the football team- well, you'll just have to see it yourself.
 
2003-02-17 12:40:27 AM
 
2003-02-17 12:40:50 AM
DaCricket, nasty shiat or REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD shiat? >=D
 
2003-02-17 12:40:55 AM
All the good artistic people do drugs. Duh.
 
2003-02-17 12:41:03 AM
Theater student? Oy vey, she's going to be so out of her "some drugs are bad, mmmkay?" league when she gets around some real actors. Biggest potheads I knew were in band or theater in high school.

And in related news, I'd proudly hit it so hard my man juice would be flying out her nose.
 
2003-02-17 12:41:06 AM
Gee, I wonder if she is planning to be a pre-med, too...? I want a follow up of this story in 1 year. $10.00 says she will be one of the biggest lushes on whatever private university campus mommy and daddy are paying for.
 
2003-02-17 12:42:30 AM
By the way, I too wouldn't mind having her kneel at my man-altar.
 
2003-02-17 12:43:32 AM
I need to change my contacts i guess. why does her head look so big?
 
2003-02-17 12:44:13 AM
The only way I'd hit it is if I could pull an Ed Gein and leave her head in a closet somewhere while I was doing it. Or if I got hold of some of the shiat that makes ya throw a fit.

I mean, come on, people, she looks like a friggin horse!
 
2003-02-17 12:44:28 AM
I don't see why so many of you think she is destined to be some drugged out whore at some private university. She could easily be going to a public university.
 
2003-02-17 12:44:58 AM
Feukulor, three simple words compadre...


BROWN BAG IT.
 
2003-02-17 12:45:35 AM
Nice to see that we're all in consensus.
 
2003-02-17 12:46:35 AM
**bong hit***

Also let the records show that if voting was enabled I'd create several dummy accounts just to help Iceagecoming's post make #1. Good show with that wonderfully timed bong hit, my good man!

And in related news, I would still mercilessly nail that girl so freakin hard time and space - reality itself - would distort. I'd make GOD HIMSELF feel that 'hit'.
 
2003-02-17 12:47:07 AM
Impaler this is true...however, she seems kind of prissy...she could be going to public college on full scholarship, though.

And we all know that the good drugs are in the public schools.
 
2003-02-17 12:47:16 AM
I hate people who think they know things.
 
2003-02-17 12:47:30 AM
TentaclePr0nRocks, has that ever happened before?
 
2003-02-17 12:47:48 AM
I think I'd slip her some exstacy, and then hit it. Ohh, the lack of irony and humor.
 
2003-02-17 12:48:41 AM
The consensus part, I mean.

I need some sleep.
 
2003-02-17 12:48:42 AM
Welllll... Okay. With the bag, though.
 
2003-02-17 12:48:55 AM
Macker: Wide angle lens. Photog obviously wanted to get the important bits in the shot and it looks like he didn't have much room to set up.
 
2003-02-17 12:49:24 AM
Thanks, dude!

**gurgle**
 
2003-02-17 12:49:26 AM



MMmmm weed, ether, and some acid in her and go to town.....
 
2003-02-17 12:50:03 AM
After we polished off a bottle of communion wine, I'd hit it like Babe Ruth and annoint her with my holy wang-water.



Wow, I really _do_ need to get more sleep!
 
2003-02-17 12:50:15 AM
what? no video of this?
 
2003-02-17 12:50:24 AM
Impaler: There is no way she is going to a public university. I mean, just look at her! If she went to a public university, that means she has to mingle with "normal" people instead of suburban rich kids. That means she won't feel good about herself for donating 3 hours every two weeks to putting on a 3 minute play (???) for said "normal" kids.
 
2003-02-17 12:50:56 AM
heehee, good point Steppenwolf.
 
2003-02-17 12:51:04 AM
My name is Giana Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
 
2003-02-17 12:51:12 AM
Well, If Hunter Thompson would hit it...I guess I have no ground to stand on. Body is plenty nice, I just don't know WTF is up with that face.
 
2003-02-17 12:52:04 AM



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02-16-03 09:48:42 PM HumbleGod
That girl needs to lighten up. Someone pass her a doobie.
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02-16-03 10:14:21 PM Exick
Someone pass her some powder for that shiny ass forehead too.

actual: "a senior in a Catholic, all-girls, college-preparatory high school and an honor student."
translation: "future weed smoker at a private university."
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02-16-03 10:24:06 PM Malinois
She just needs a couple of bong hits to help control that epilepsy...
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02-16-03 10:40:57 PM Cscx
I like the "stripper pole" backdrop.
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02-16-03 11:06:24 PM Impaler
"My philosophy is (that) in order to have a strong stand on something you have to be educated, telling them straight about drugs, what it is and what it will do to you," she said.

And she does this when she acts crazy or falls on the floor or rolls her eyes back. for her role of a teen smoking pot for the 3-minute sketch in local schools

Irony perhaps?
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02-16-03 11:56:29 PM D-D-D-Dave
I still don't understand why they always refer to it as "drugs and alcohol." I guess they do it so they can later say that alcohol is good, but drugs are still bad. Oh well, the media brainwashes us again, go figure.

And that quote Impaler used is so amusing when applying it to modern anti-marijuana campaigns. They're absolutely pitiful. They don't even try to come up with good lies
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02-17-03 12:00:54 AM Eat More Possum
She should wrap herself in buds and let everyone smoke her.
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02-17-03 12:21:16 AM Elite-mrp
wow, she was spazzin on the ground? damn she needs to share her stash!
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02-17-03 12:22:20 AM Bender127
Her problem is that she hasn't been hit yet....

Would some man-child under the age of 18 please hit it?
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02-17-03 12:23:28 AM Bubbaprog
Heck, she's legal for anyone to hit here in Ohio.
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02-17-03 12:24:06 AM ManicBomber
Please - if they had just given you a picture you'd all be the same morons saying "I'd hit it".
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02-17-03 12:24:15 AM Vonapathy
how about an underage bisexual farkette? I'd hit it.
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02-17-03 12:24:20 AM Danny2k
/Another one falls out of the stupid tree and hits every branch on the way down...


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02-17-03 12:24:58 AM Fox1324
bender! i'll do it!
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02-17-03 12:25:18 AM Bubbaprog
Her dream, she says, is to one day be in the cast of "Rent," her favorite Broadway musical.
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02-17-03 12:25:40 AM DarkIdol
Impaler said waht I was going to. Making ridiculous caricaturish impressions are neither 'educated' or 'telling them straight'. I hope she gets raped by a middle schooler.
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02-17-03 12:25:42 AM Sheilanagig
It meant Montoya had to stay up until 3:30 a.m. Thursday morning to finish her homework. She doesn't mind the sacrifice. "I love it," she said. "It's such a phenomenal program, and it's so needed."

This kid is a brainwashed meat-puppet already. Sheesh. She's a catholic schoolgirl, ferchrissakes. She should check out what her classmates get up to. I bet they have a lot more fun.

Anyway, she could justify it as research. Method acting, so she can give a convincing performance, instead of the reefer madness bollocks she is currently doing.


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02-17-03 12:25:59 AM Dosver30
Where is she getting all the pressure to do drugs from? When I was in school I had the SEEK that crap out!

Anyway, I wouldn't hit it (too damn young) but I'd smoke her out anytime...
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02-17-03 12:27:04 AM Giro
DUDE!! She needs a Dell!
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02-17-03 12:27:06 AM EveryoneLovesCleanUndies
She wants to help others? then help them get some weed.
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02-17-03 12:27:34 AM Kilopy
See kids, that's what Marijuana can do to you!
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02-17-03 12:27:49 AM Sthayashi
"Drug dealers don't sell drugs. They offer drugs. You say no, and that's the end of it. Now Jehovah's Witnesses on the other hand...." -Chris Rock
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02-17-03 12:28:16 AM Skinink
She's so stupid. If she doesn't smoke pot, then how does she think she is ever going to get pregnant ?
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02-17-03 12:28:16 AM BuBoo
She knows it all at 17, down the line she will either be an exotic dancer or a republican.
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02-17-03 12:29:07 AM ElwoodCuse
Bah. Sounds like millions of other high school kids looking for dumb shiat to pad their college applications with. And I second everyone who said she's just a small private liberal arts college away from being a stoner herself.

Question: she says she's into theater and stuff, right? Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the theater kids often some of the biggest drug users at any college? I think there was a Fark thread not long ago where people talked about the theater parties.
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02-17-03 12:29:51 AM Mmmrky
It looks like she has an absolutely enormous head just floating there, completely detached from her body.

That might be the lack of sleep speaking though...
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02-17-03 12:30:27 AM Feukulor
Hell, when I was in middle school, we would have laughed our asses of at this retarded skank flailing around on the ground, then we would have gone home and sparked some doobage, waiting for high school so that we could get shiat so good it made you a damn epileptic.
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02-17-03 12:30:36 AM Vonapathy
Oh god, the theater parties....
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02-17-03 12:30:45 AM Beer151
OK. This chick needs a joint bad. I feel bad for the people at her school she is responsible for busting.

Whoever said catholic honor roll = future pothead was right.
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02-17-03 12:31:55 AM Prufrock2
I got ten bucks that says she'll have a fetal alcohol syndrome baby within 2 years.
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02-17-03 12:32:03 AM ScorpioSting
you had to seek that crap out?! Oh wait, you're probably a guy. I had alcohol and marijuana tossed in my face by guys trying to get some. Litte did they know that I was raring to go even without mind-altering substances!

hrmmmmmm...perhaps ScorpioSting has had a little too much to drink this evening...
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02-17-03 12:32:50 AM McBotulism
She's rather uptight, but I'd still do her.
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02-17-03 12:32:55 AM Johnsalterego
How does that go Virginia...

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints; the sinners are much more fun..."


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02-17-03 12:33:43 AM Stickdeath
I wish I had worn a tinfoil hat when I was younger. I wouldn't believe a word they said and proceed to pelt them with 1kilo bags of cocaine.
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02-17-03 12:34:54 AM Macker
"even if she changes 1 mind, its worth it". What if they change in the opposite way after seeing how she acts, decide they dont want to turn out like her and start smokin up? Why is it the hardcore anti-drug farks are the ones who have never tried, only have second-hand knowledge of the dangers?
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02-17-03 12:35:35 AM TentaclePr0nRocks
For the advanced drama student...

...and that's all I need to hear, folks. When the Drama Queen reaches the real world (or college), she'll be tokin' up on a regular basis. There wasn't a sober theatre major at my school...and that's why they don't schedule department classes before 11am.
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02-17-03 12:35:46 AM Dr. Pepper
Stupid b*tch. I hope she gets hit by a drunk driver.
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02-17-03 12:36:33 AM Bender127
Vonapathy - you just help be realize that it was freaks like her that forced me to waste precious hours of my youth in shiat like "general assembly".

People like her should be fondled by a preist.... oops - sorry, sorry. Maybe that's a bit harsh...


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02-17-03 12:36:44 AM Iceagecoming
There were a group of these kids at my high school. They did stupid crap like this all the time. It was sad. I can't remember the name of the group to save my life...

**bong hit***

Anyway, most of 'em went to one of our fine state institutions of higher learning and became rampaging alcoholics, mind-farked drug users or some frat guy's dick puppet. Give this girl three years and they'll be dragging her off of a frathouse lawn at three in the morning.

Mirror Images...that was the name of that stupid group. Jesus, they sucked.
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02-17-03 12:36:46 AM Not_too_swift
She's obviously never smoked pot before, because that's not what happens. Sounds more like she's on heavy acid or something.
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02-17-03 12:38:03 AM Steppenwolf
Ten bucks says that in a year she'll be going down on crack whores for a fix. Isn't that what happens to all theatre students?
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02-17-03 12:38:26 AM Tattered666
thats one hell of a cluster f a drug program if you ask me
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02-17-03 12:39:06 AM DaCricket
Flops around on the ground..? Throws fits...?

Her stuff musta' been laced with some realy nasty shiat.
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02-17-03 12:40:00 AM Brand

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02-17-03 12:40:27 AM Staev
a senior in a Catholic, all-girls, college-preparatory high school and an honor student.

mmmmmm... I saw that movie. After she starts rolling around on the ground, 2 members of the football team- well, you'll just have to see it yourself.
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02-17-03 12:40:27 AM HagarTheHorrible

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02-17-03 12:40:50 AM Steppenwolf
DaCricket, nasty shiat or REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD shiat? >=D
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02-17-03 12:40:55 AM Beer151
All the good artistic people do drugs. Duh.
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02-17-03 12:41:03 AM Ignore_This_Post
Theater student? Oy vey, she's going to be so out of her "some drugs are bad, mmmkay?" league when she gets around some real actors. Biggest potheads I knew were in band or theater in high school.

And in related news, I'd proudly hit it so hard my man juice would be flying out her nose.
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02-17-03 12:41:06 AM FifthColumn
Gee, I wonder if she is planning to be a pre-med, too...? I want a follow up of this story in 1 year. $10.00 says she will be one of the biggest lushes on whatever private university campus mommy and daddy are paying for.
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02-17-03 12:42:30 AM Steppenwolf
By the way, I too wouldn't mind having her kneel at my man-altar.
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02-17-03 12:43:32 AM Macker
I need to change my contacts i guess. why does her head look so big?
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02-17-03 12:44:13 AM Feukulor
The only way I'd hit it is if I could pull an Ed Gein and leave her head in a closet somewhere while I was doing it. Or if I got hold of some of the shiat that makes ya throw a fit.

I mean, come on, people, she looks like a friggin horse!
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02-17-03 12:44:28 AM Impaler
I don't see why so many of you think she is destined to be some drugged out whore at some private university. She could easily be going to a public university.
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02-17-03 12:44:58 AM Steppenwolf
Feukulor, three simple words compadre...


BROWN BAG IT.
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02-17-03 12:45:35 AM TentaclePr0nRocks
Nice to see that we're all in consensus.
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02-17-03 12:46:35 AM Ignore_This_Post
**bong hit***

Also let the records show that if voting was enabled I'd create several dummy accounts just to help Iceagecoming's post make #1. Good show with that wonderfully timed bong hit, my good man!

And in related news, I would still mercilessly nail that girl so freakin hard time and space - reality itself - would distort. I'd make GOD HIMSELF feel that 'hit'.


i couldnt agree more that bong hit was excellently placed just as it was passed to him in the middle of his thought
 
2003-02-17 12:52:24 AM
Anti-Pot SchoolGirl Haiku
By Ignore_This_Post

Uptight girl, no drugs?
A Catholic uniform?
I would so hit it.

I am not evil.
But your.. uh.. boobies.. boobies..
I will not corrupt!

Who am I kidding?
I would make you cum so hard.
Uptight little girl.

~Fin~
 
2003-02-17 12:52:42 AM

You know she's going to be baked, drunk, and fukt out of her mind after one year, possibly one semester at whatever overpriced private school she gets into. That's what happens to all the drama-club honors students. At least her corruption will be fun to watch though.
 
2003-02-17 12:52:49 AM
wtf you select a post and it selects the whole farkin thing
 
2003-02-17 12:53:05 AM
Ahhhh, memories.

I was a bit of a goody-two shoes growing up... no drinking, no drugs. Then I hung out with my best friend one night after he got his own apartment. I ended up drinking like 14 oz of whiskey in 90 minutes and getting horrendously farked-up. Since then I've been a borderline alcoholic and had a LOT more perspective on life in general.

So viva recreational drinking!
 
2003-02-17 12:53:22 AM
She doesn't need a joint, she needs a serious deep dicking.
 
2003-02-17 12:54:29 AM
Haikus make baby jesus cry.
 
2003-02-17 12:54:38 AM
Creative Ignore_This_Post, very creative. *flashes her boobies*
 
2003-02-17 12:55:19 AM
I think that people should be allowed to make mistakes.
 
2003-02-17 12:56:01 AM
Being that she's never done a drug herself, she is the perfect person to be teaching kids about the dangers of drugs. /sarcasm

In high school there was a group called the God Squad that did crap like that. Then they would ask you if you had been saved. I told one guy that yeah, pot had saved me from being an A$$ like him.
 
2003-02-17 12:56:16 AM
I think she may be channeling satan. BURN HER!
 
2003-02-17 12:57:54 AM
The whole thing is probably a farce, a facade to hide the fact that she spends her time snortin blow and being gang-farked by the football team.
 
2003-02-17 12:59:01 AM
I told one guy that yeah, pot had saved me from being an A$$ like him.

Perfect
 
2003-02-17 12:59:35 AM
At least, thats what all the so-called goody-goody girls that I knew where like.
 
2003-02-17 12:59:43 AM
420_Y0: I'd like to bow down and worship that holy nug you got in your profile, that's for sure.
 
2003-02-17 12:59:53 AM
Must be educated and tell them straight. Right.

I hate this crap. How the hell is someone who's never done drugs gonna tell anyone anything straight about drugs.

Now...you bring Keith Richards to general assembly...THERE'S someone with credibility. Prob'ly spark up behind the bleachers after the presentation, but whaddya gonna do?

Last thing I need is a non-user telling me what they THINK about drugs. I wanna hear what Iggy Pop has to say.

/too old to know everything anymore
 
2003-02-17 12:59:55 AM
Feukulor, with a mug like that even cocaine wouldn't get close to it.
 
2003-02-17 01:00:06 AM
I mean, say what you will about her looks but once you get some uptight Catholic girl to get over that whole "there is a God" thing and the whole "Satan is a bad guy" complex they really let go and go at it like wild animals. And I'm not talking this idiotic dog sex, I'm talking rabid jackals on angeldust sex.

I'm either going to get banned or have my email address flooded with lady farkers having pity on some poor schmuck who obviously needs to get some. Either way, a fun time was had by all, hilarity ensued, Duke sucks.
 
2003-02-17 01:00:15 AM
02-17-03 12:57:54 AM Feukulor
The whole thing is probably a farce, a facade to hide the fact that she spends her time snortin blow and being gang-farked by the football team.


well said
 
2003-02-17 01:00:41 AM
back in the old days people used to roll on the ground and spaz out when they accused someone of being a witch and cursing them.
 
2003-02-17 01:00:51 AM
>> "They get to see that (doing drugs) is not glamorous," she said Thursday in her Granite Bay home after a long day at school.

Ahhh yes Granite Bay, CA. The drug culture actually is very glamorous there. Everybody can afford it, and the police know better than to go after the rich kid's school.

>> It meant Montoya had to stay up until 3:30 a.m. Thursday morning to finish her homework. She doesn't mind the sacrifice.

Probably smoking crack while her butler did her homework.

>> To be active in SRO, the students are off campus three hours at a time

There should definately be laws against this brutal form of child labor.
 
2003-02-17 01:01:00 AM
..."I just kind of go crazy so the kids loosen up," she says. =FUNNY



But nothing in it is a joke. =NOTFUNNY



So I get it... what was that thingy about Freid? Oh yeah wasn't it the Duel Personality thing that caused psychosis in humans? For ex.


MOM - Come here sharon (in a sweet voice)
(Sharon trotts in)
MOM - Come closer to mommy so momma can sodomize you with this 15ft long rusty pipe

(At this moment, Sharon doesn't know what to do. Her mother's voice seems tender but the very thought of being sodomized with a 15ft long slimy rusted green sewerpipe must not be her game of choice (That's assuming that she knows what being sodomized is, cause she can just assume it's an acronym for being baptized)

Eventually she'll go crazy... or something.
I'm just hoping that her head will explode like a fire cracker in the clenched hand of a midget.
 
2003-02-17 01:01:32 AM
Feukulor: I used to live a couple doors down from a girl basically like that (well, she is Lutheran, so she wasn't quite as crazy as those Catholic schoolgirls, but close). Anyway, I almost hit that, good times, good times.
 
2003-02-17 01:01:41 AM
When I was 10, I was in a Episcopalen church sermon in summer when a 15 yr old girl went into a grand mal epileptic seizure a pew behind me, during her spasms, her dress hiked up enough to expose that she hadn't any panties on that day. I don't neccesarily believe in god but if'n I was ever to profess to a divine intervention, I'd account that as my "awakening".
 
2003-02-17 01:01:44 AM
420 Yo- HOLY GOD! Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
 
2003-02-17 01:02:19 AM
420_Yo

that is some nice looking herbage in your profile. I'd eat it in a salad. Yum!
 
2003-02-17 01:02:26 AM
My, what a lovely example of...college resume fodder. I guess those poor kids that have to sit through assembly watching her are just glad that she's not a sexual health teacher (there would be a sharp rise in under-aged pregnancies in that county the following year).
 
2003-02-17 01:03:43 AM
Yeah, same thing for me, Slim. Never hit it, but she sure could give some mean head.
 
2003-02-17 01:04:25 AM
She should get some special effects going in her live appearances, because smoking pot makes blood shoot 3 meters out of your head all over the audience.

Michael A. Jones should have taken the photo with her boobs at the edge of the frame for some lens-enhanced .
 
2003-02-17 01:05:38 AM
Feukulor:
"so good it made you a damn epileptic."

Good to know I'm not the only one that reacts that way to really really good bud.

**bubbler hit***

Tttthhaatt''ss ttheeee shiiiiittt...
 
2003-02-17 01:05:39 AM
I have to admire someone that intelligent and pretty who's still committed to community service--at the same time, I'm afraid she'll burn out at 25 and spend the rest of her life working at Wal-Mart.
 
2003-02-17 01:05:46 AM
Imagine that. A person does something good and all you Farkers can do is knock them down.

Tell me, what good have you contributed to society lately?

WARNING: If you have done something don't post it here - you'll quickly find out how: naive, stupid or misguided you are.
 
2003-02-17 01:06:24 AM
I wish I could claim the bud in my profile, but alas, I found it on the internet. These days, I'm just happy when I get a sac with no seeds in it.
 
2003-02-17 01:06:54 AM
Feukulor: now see, that's the difference between secretely dirty, dirty Catholic girls and secretly dirty, dirty Lutheran girls: I never got the head :( I got the annoying hypocrisy though, and I wasn't Atheist enough at the time to enjoy it.
 
2003-02-17 01:07:39 AM
Of more than 500 students, about 200 apply and only 40 are chosen for the program.

In other news, 60% of the school is into drugs.
 
2003-02-17 01:08:17 AM
I give blood> really.
 
2003-02-17 01:08:42 AM
Wow.. you lucky so-and-so's.. I live in a place where if you were arrested with a stash of weed over a certain amount, it'll get you a one-way trip to the gallows.

The stuff should be legalised! Everywhere in the world.
 
2003-02-17 01:09:17 AM
"Does something good and all you can do is knock them down" But she does nothing good. She spreads propaganda out one side of her mouth whilst smokin pole out the other.
 
2003-02-17 01:09:34 AM
I don't get high in the drive through of crappy fastfood restaurants while stupid unattended little girls repeatly ride their tricycles in front of the intersection. Can I get a tax break or something?
 
2003-02-17 01:09:52 AM
brand

I would if I went to a fark party
 
2003-02-17 01:10:01 AM
Tell me, what good have you contributed to society lately?

i smoked some herb for the good of all mankind
 
2003-02-17 01:11:12 AM
I wish I hadn't burned all my stash on VD... at least Simpson's wasn't completely godawful this week.
 
2003-02-17 01:11:17 AM
Christ, wht the hell is this doing on FARK.COM?

I mean, who submittted this crap?
 
2003-02-17 01:11:29 AM
Youth is wasted on the young.
 
2003-02-17 01:11:45 AM
A person does something good

Who did anything good? The article talks about someone spreading gross information about something that is potentially harmful. Which only makes the uninformed confused and unable to distingish valid useful information from erroneous propoganda.
 
2003-02-17 01:12:16 AM
Thevmsguy,

I have done much for my fellow man. Why just today, I didn't get out of my car and beat the crap out of the guy behind me who kept driving 2 inches off my back bumper.

And two days ago, I didn't stuff the chicken sandwhich down the throat of the guy in burgerking when he got my order wrong, not once, not twice, but three times.

And lastly, I have been helping my neigborhood to get high, by keeping my windows open while I smoke out each day.

Isn't it nice to know that Farkers truely care?
 
2003-02-17 01:12:25 AM
Crotchrocket Slim

I find your statement highly amusing.
 
2003-02-17 01:12:40 AM
Nunchaku_nc: just mock the snotty high school student with the vibrator stuck in some dark orifice and everything should be fine, ok?
 
2003-02-17 01:12:46 AM
Aw, fark it. burbleburbleblublublub whoooooosht Ahhhh.
 
2003-02-17 01:13:11 AM
How dare someone have a different opinion about drugs! The nerve of some people, why they should be taken away to concentration camps and shot. Everyone knows that there is only one true almighty opinion in the drug debate, and those who challenge it are meant to suffer!



Oh yeah, and I would hit it.
 
2003-02-17 01:13:16 AM
Dosver30: I aim to please
 
2003-02-17 01:13:30 AM
Must be a slow ass news day
 
2003-02-17 01:14:07 AM
 
2003-02-17 01:14:20 AM
Thevmsguy:

Good intentions... but is she buying into the lies that went into the propaganda against Marijuana, and helping to spread them?

Even here in Asia, we read of the use of it in Medicine to help the AIDS patients alleviate the nausea of their AZT and other drugs needed, yet the cops bust them.

BTW, the stuff was used throughout the ages in Asia as a herb.
 
2003-02-17 01:14:25 AM
It meant Montoya had to stay up until 3:30 a.m. Thursday morning to finish her homework. She doesn't mind the sacrifice. "I love it," she said. "It's such a phenomenal program, and it's so needed."
She uses crank.
 
2003-02-17 01:17:43 AM
Stupid coont.
Whatever.
Dreamscapes
 
2003-02-17 01:18:49 AM
How is pricing out your way Brand? I ask because I might be moving to Denver soon.
 
2003-02-17 01:19:52 AM
I bet they have good stuff in boulder.
 
2003-02-17 01:20:05 AM
I make sure your checked luggage isn't laden with a hidden IED that will blow you and your FLA bound family to Alla's kingdom come. TSA.
 
2003-02-17 01:21:05 AM
Brand: thanks for the thought my ganja burning brother. As it happens me and a bud (hehe, now I'm punning the place up) are going in on an izzo of kind (dank for the other half of the country)- of course, I'm going to try to sell most of that off though.
 
2003-02-17 01:25:39 AM
02-17-03 01:21:05 AM Crotchrocket Slim
Brand: thanks for the thought my ganja burning brother. As it happens me and a bud (hehe, now I'm punning the place up) are going in on an izzo of kind (dank for the other half of the country)- of course, I'm going to try to sell most of that off though.


*perks head up* did someone say and O of KB???
 
2003-02-17 01:26:30 AM
Why isn't she doing something to teach kids about the dangers of other things? You know...like DANGEROUS drugs, that are easy to get (alcohol and tobacco).

BTW: I don't understand how "educated" she is about the stuff...unless she's been high, she doesn't know enough about it. ;)
 
2003-02-17 01:26:33 AM
That would last me about a week
 
2003-02-17 01:29:47 AM
Tattered666: small liberal arts schools in shiatty climates are good places to get weed connections
 
2003-02-17 01:30:59 AM
i have my good connection....i just get all giddy at the sound of KB
 
2003-02-17 01:31:11 AM
Good lord man. Where I live, it's $30 an eigth for dirt, and $60 for the dank. Methinks its time to move.
 
2003-02-17 01:33:23 AM
That doesn't surprise me Brand, we've got some bomb weed up here at prices slightly higher to what you just quoted, all in a latitude that isn't too condusive to growing it. Hope the cop didn't go Farva on ya.
 
2003-02-17 01:33:53 AM
Mmmmmmm....Catholic, all-girls, college-preparatory high school
 
2003-02-17 01:34:48 AM
yeah same here we go by 1/4s though its 100-125 for good kb 280 for a 1/4 of white widow
 
2003-02-17 01:35:07 AM
Car Ramrod!
 
2003-02-17 01:35:17 AM
Be duct-taped, be very duct-taped.
 
2003-02-17 01:35:27 AM
Feukulor: if you got balls, brains, and smoothness, get a decent connection (someone like say Brand), buy massive amounts from them, smuggle it back to Illinois and undercut the competition. It can be done my friend.
 
2003-02-17 01:35:43 AM
 
2003-02-17 01:35:43 AM
overgrow the world!
 
2003-02-17 01:36:50 AM
occam very very subtle...nice
 
2003-02-17 01:38:03 AM
Buddy of mine managed to pick up a half of White Rhino for $240.
Came over to my house afterwords.
Retardedness did definately ensue
 
2003-02-17 01:39:56 AM
...and it could happen in your home, or yours, or even yours...
 
2003-02-17 01:40:20 AM
02-17-03 01:38:03 AM Feukulor
Buddy of mine managed to pick up a half of White Rhino for $240.
Came over to my house afterwords.
Retardedness did definately ensue


NICE.....
 
2003-02-17 01:40:35 AM
Slim- not a bad idea. Might try that after I get my Salvia operation up and running.
Brand- How close is Boulder to Woody Creek?
 
2003-02-17 01:43:33 AM
I care 420_yo. although, the hands in that pic are of a feminem nature. the nug too...
 
2003-02-17 01:43:46 AM
She should really give marajuana a try before telling people how evil it is. Lord knows she needs it.
 
2003-02-17 01:45:28 AM
I live for the day you tweaks try to transfer yer goodisms via airlines. Then yer playing in Mister Rogers Neighborhood. heheh.
/Establishment always.
 
2003-02-17 01:46:23 AM
I've never done any drug and still agree with the pot legalization movement. Arresting people for pot possession and not tobacco seems like a hypocritical lost cause, seeing as tobacco cigarettes are more harmful -and- fully legal.
 
2003-02-17 01:46:45 AM
Puffy99
Why isn't she doing something to teach kids about the dangers of other things? You know...like DANGEROUS drugs, that are easy to get (alcohol and tobacco).

She is. The article is not well written, but it does say that she and her SRO group are trying to help kids make decisions and not succumb to peer pressure. As a parent, I applaud and appreciate that.

Beear
Yes, I've heard that the "herb" is medicinal and ancient cultures used it. Are you in pain and require marijuana to deal with it? (If so, I'm sorry.)
 
2003-02-17 01:49:04 AM
Brand- Yeah, Salvia does tend to take a hell of a lot out of ya. one hell of a trip, though. i remember, the first time I did it(with results), I was sitting on my bed, taking a massive bong toke. I started thinking, "hey, this stuff's doing sooommeethiiiiiinnnnng". Next thing I knew, I was standing in front of a pueblo in Mexico, laughing uncontrollably.
 
2003-02-17 01:53:55 AM
TentaclePr0nRocks - You made some comment about quality drugs being more available at public colleges and universities. I submit that the opposite is true. I went to a small, private liberal arts college. Being private, the cops couldn't come on campus, and the place was a drug playground. I once saw a kiddie pool full of pot on a particular party weekend, and psychedelics were in abundance. L'il rich pseudohippies are well connected.

Ofc, I am as pure as the driven snow w/regards to such shennanigans.
 
2003-02-17 01:54:05 AM
My feelings are is if you do the research before you do any drug then you have 5 steps up on the average kid who does it out of peer pressure. so read up and exercise your drug use knowledgebly.
 
2003-02-17 01:55:55 AM
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees

Frank Zappa "Catholic Girls"
 
2003-02-17 01:57:38 AM
*groan*

She's only trying to help. Lay off, you bunch of braindead, useless, high burdens on society.
 
2003-02-17 01:58:12 AM
Oh, did I type that all out? I must be too faced to notice.
 
2003-02-17 01:58:53 AM
Why don't people just tell the freaking truth when they go ahead and do these things? That really, the weed is pretty benign and a like any other substance if you do too much of it, it's not a good thing, but in moderation, it can be alright.
 
2003-02-17 01:59:13 AM
Keelin- My I.Q. tests out at 137. How bout yours?
 
2003-02-17 02:01:59 AM
Feukulor,
Sadly, just about the same. 140, according to emode.com. I don't generally like to base my intelligence off of standardized tests, though.
 
2003-02-17 02:04:29 AM
"I don't generally like to base my intelligence off of standardized tests, though."

Heh. Yet you still give the "score"...
 
2003-02-17 02:05:54 AM
Well, "standardized"= in comparison with farking morons. Also, there are about a billion differant kinds of intelligence (leaving idiot savants out), so I can see your point.
/"er... uh... I meant 237!";)
 
2003-02-17 02:07:01 AM
Makes you wonder when reality and her fantasy of a drug free world will come crashing down. Probably the same night she loses her virginity, after taking a hit of a joint and saying "damn, this is some good shiat."
 
2003-02-17 02:09:06 AM
ComicBookGuy,
*beams* I pride myself on my honest answering to questions posed to me.
C'mon! Toss me another!
 
2003-02-17 02:09:36 AM
I reckon my intelligence by comparing my skip-bo playing skills to that of various types of cheese.
 
2003-02-17 02:11:38 AM
"various types of cheese" Classic, Scrotar. Truly classic.
 
2003-02-17 02:13:10 AM
My problem was when one could detect clear logical errors in the questions presented to you on those tests.
 
2003-02-17 02:16:02 AM
Thevmsguy:

I don't. People I know who suffered from very bad illnesses sure as heck could have used it. They took medication for their illnesses, but the side effects were so bad they were nauseous and could not eat nor hold down their food. So as a consequence, they weakened and wasted away.

One died because of pneumonia and could not fight it simply because she was too physically weak.

I did some reading and found that AIDS patients in some US states were using marijuana to get over their nausea from AZT and other drugs. They were doing well.

I think in India, the herbalists used hemp to promote appetite and as a relaxant.

Heck, I even remember reading somewhere that marijuana was banned in the US because of the cotton lobby as hemp was a much superior fibre. It was not banned because of THC.

If it is used as a drug and controlled, why not? It has its uses.

Even OPIUM has its uses. Instead of refining it into heroin, it is turned into pethidine and medicinal morphine. The strongest painkillers around. Yet, marijuana is considered even more harmful, and totally of no use by the FDA and DEA.

Mostly, I find it strange and hypocritical that marijuana is banned and vilified when tobacco is considered all right.
 
2003-02-17 02:21:08 AM
Feukulor,
Yeah, I like to base intelligence on the level of, well, intelligent discussion.

*brightly* Like this one!

*sadly* Only not. T-T
 
2003-02-17 02:24:12 AM
Keelin - I'd ask you more, but my brain is currently trying to escape my skull and find a location of repose.

Beear - I once saw something about a conspiracy to outlaw maurijuana because a "maurijuana gin" had been invented, making hemp paper MUCH more easier to produce. William Randolph Hearst, the DuPont Corporation, and some third entity which escapes my skull (much like my brain) got maurijuana/hemp crimininalized to protect the profitability of a chemical process they all had to make paper from trees. It wouldn't surprise me at all if it were true.
 
2003-02-17 02:24:43 AM
What she is doing is nothing new. I would often fake those grand mal epileptic seizures almost 30 years ago to get attention in crowds. But I think she is getting a bit too old for Ritalin, so maybe what she needs is a good rogering.
 
2003-02-17 02:25:37 AM
"You see this is why evil will always win, because good is dumb."
 
2003-02-17 02:26:20 AM
Not to jump off-topic or anything, but since when did they get the Interweb in Rockford, vonapathy? Maybe I should visit the family more often.

By the way, my condolences-- I remember what it was like to live in the Armpit of Illinois (tm)
 
2003-02-17 02:26:40 AM
Beear-the FDA does recognize the anti-emetic properties of marijuana, a synthetic form of THC is available by prescription, although most patients say it (Marinol) doesn't work as well as the natural form.
 
2003-02-17 02:27:10 AM
Thevmsguy - From a outside perspective, marijuana has pretty much the same effect as alcohol and cigarettes (meaning that your judgment is impaired and it can do a number on your lungs). There is no reason I have read yet that shows why marijuana shouldn't be legalized if alcohol can be.

Worse though, this girl is NOT providing accurate information, and may in fact be doing a disservice to the students she's trying to help. Why? What happens when someone shows them first hand what marijuana does? The uninitiated will realize quickly that you don't flop about when you smoke up, and will wonder what other lies were taught that day.
 
2003-02-17 02:29:40 AM
02-17-03 01:46:45 AM Thevmsguy

Beear
Yes, I've heard that the "herb" is medicinal and ancient cultures used it. Are you in pain and require marijuana to deal with it? (If so, I'm sorry.)


I know I am in a great deal of pain. You don't understand how hard it is to live in a world full of stupid people. MJ makes it all better. Its very relaxing for my stressful job.
 
2003-02-17 02:32:42 AM
Drgloryboy:

I think I remember reading that the synthetic THC is taken orally as a pill. And it is too strong or something and the patient ends up feeling more nauseous than before. So, I would gather there is no point in that stuff.
 
2003-02-17 02:34:06 AM
Why look! The savage Philosipher rears his head once more!
Just read your email. I may need some time to figure a response to that one, as it's becoming clear that I will have to get a lot more obscure than quantuum physics to pose you. Have you read Lee Smolin's Three Roads to Quantuum Gravity? Excellent, if you have not, you should pick it up sometime.
I suppose it is fairly obvious that the best place to find me would be a drug thread.
 
2003-02-17 02:34:07 AM
i've got this thing. it's called the teddy buddha. it's this plastic jug, about a foot and a half tall, and 8 inches in diameter (roughly) that's formed in the shape of a teddy bear, and you fill it with water.
you then cut holes in the bottom of a two liter soda bottle and place it in the jug. you drill a hole in the cap, stick a slide from your favorite binger in the cap, stick a rubber tube to run from the end of the slide to the bottom of the two liter bottle, and you're ready to rock. :)
 
2003-02-17 02:35:43 AM
Holy shiat1 Mofomisfit shows up as well! this thread is about to get VERY farking abstract.
WELCOME ALL!
 
2003-02-17 02:36:45 AM
hehe, thank you for the warm reception, i'll be here all night...heh.
 
2003-02-17 02:36:58 AM
Yes, it is taken as a capsule (like MJ can be consumed orally, but not as efficaciously) and none of my patients has ever said it actually made them more nauseous.
 
2003-02-17 02:37:43 AM
Couldnt jump an anti-pot person
 
2003-02-17 02:40:35 AM
Drgloryboy:

That's good then. Have a think then.. if it is synthetic and has to be manufactured, why doesn't the FDA and DEA save the drug companies and patients a whole heap of money and just make the natural stuff legal and available?

Save a whole heap of misery for everyone.
 
2003-02-17 02:40:36 AM
I think I am spelling Quantum with too many "u"s. By the way, I can't picture oral MJ making one more nauseous. Ever try Leary Bisquits? Definately classic.
 
2003-02-17 02:40:39 AM
"Yes Virginia there is a doggy style after all." Oh wait that's more wishful thinking than wishful needing, or is that the other way around?
Stunt Cock Please!@#$R% Hey doesnt it bother anyone else that hes black?(would like to remove the delicate stick out her ass thats been crafted from mahogny and replaced with a nice carved staff of manir wood)
just my opinion mind you
-big mo
 
2003-02-17 02:42:59 AM
Huh?
 
2003-02-17 02:48:00 AM
I think that's what California and Arizona have been trying to do for some time now. I think the FDA might be against inhaling hot tar into ones lungs, but if you are dying of AIDS or on chemo for cancer, it probably is a mute point. Then there is also the potential for sharing ones medicines with others, like I don't see people coming in stoned off off of other peoples' vicodin, soma, and xanax every day.
 
2003-02-17 02:48:10 AM
Feu - He's talking about impaling her on the ole meat missile. Somethign along those lines.
 
2003-02-17 02:50:09 AM
is he being rascist, though, or is that an act or something...
 
2003-02-17 02:54:56 AM
Maybe it's one of her performances! Yeah, the title could be "Don't Blow Big Black Dudes for Crack!"

right
 
2003-02-17 03:01:59 AM
but wait, there's more. Fourth one down...
 
2003-02-17 03:03:35 AM
Jesus Christ, look at the one all the way down.
 
2003-02-17 03:05:36 AM
Giana is officially a spoiled rich brat. Horses. Goddamn.
 
2003-02-17 03:06:10 AM
Elisa Rosas - I'd hit it.
 
2003-02-17 03:09:55 AM


I'd hit it. Big time.
 
2003-02-17 03:10:51 AM
How would the average person relate to her enough to listen to anything she says? Personally, I would have nothing in common with her, and would simply wait for her to get drunk and pass out at a party so I could wank off in her hair!
 
2003-02-17 03:11:01 AM
blah, work at eight thirty, time to go to bed.

oh yes, i would hit it.

indubitibly.
 
2003-02-17 03:13:07 AM

From DrBenway's link
 
2003-02-17 03:15:03 AM
Montoya? Is her daddy's name Tony?

Oh, and yeah, I'd introduce her to my leetle friend until she said "HELLO!"

Except that I'm really old and she's 17.

-l
 
2003-02-17 03:17:31 AM
I've edited a couple of her statements, tabloid-style, so that ya'll don't have to read through the pesky article. She's actually pretty cool. Look:

Her performance is funny: "I just kind of go crazy so the kids...get to see that (doing drugs) is...glamorous," she said Thursday in her Granite Bay home after a long day at school.
"My philosophy is...to have...strong...drugs...," she said.
 
2003-02-17 03:17:38 AM
I mean, not to get off on a rant here, but isn't it just a little sickening how the rich seem to feel compelled to "educate" us proles on what's right and wrong? Especially when they are speaking on something they know absolutely nothing about? Fark you, Giana. Walk a mile in my shoes, burn up a j every now and again, and then tell me how wrong it is to do drugs. Some of us still live in the real world, and never grew up in some sheltered little gated community where we rode our farking horses around. Spend a week with regular folks, and your elitism will become painfully apparent even to yourself. Until then, shut your stupid yappy private-school educated mouth.
 
2003-02-17 03:19:52 AM
She's hittable. I'd hit it of course.
 
2003-02-17 03:21:08 AM
If pot were made legal it would be treated just like booze:
1. You'd have to be 21 to use it.
2. You couldn't walk down the street smoking it.
3. Smoking and driving would result in DUI.
4. You couldn't grow it yourself.
5. Selling it in ANY amount without a permit would now be a federal crime.
6. It would be outragously expensive because of the farmers contracted to grow it would have to install fences around their fields to keep theives out. And don't forget about the taxes uncle sam would throw on top.

It seems that alot of people think if it is legalized it would a non-stop free-for-all in the streets. Not so.
 
2003-02-17 03:25:38 AM
very sure Im not the first to say it, but Id hit it
 
2003-02-17 03:26:18 AM
It's illegal to brew beer and wine?
 
2003-02-17 03:29:53 AM
If pot were made legal it would be treated just like booze:
1. You'd have to be 21 to use it.
2. You couldn't walk down the street smoking it.
3. Smoking and driving would result in DUI.
4. You could grow it yourself
5. Selling it in ANY amount without a permit would now be a state crime.
6. It would be outragously inexpensive because of the amount farmers could grow in large fields, instead of the highly restricted fashion it is grown in the US or smuggled in. The taxes would be comparable to cigarettes and tobacco.

It seems that alot of people think if it is legalized it would be expensive. Not so.
 
2003-02-17 03:36:03 AM
I'd also give this one the tag.
 
2003-02-17 03:36:39 AM
Impaler: that one there would be the 3rd one down, not our little #4.

In her defense, I would say that I'm personally very glad there was no internet around to document some of the idiotic stuff I believed and did when I was 17... yikes. Make that double-yikes. Admittedly, nothing involving fits, that was later of course... and I wasn't "play-acting" either, these were serious, professional-grade fits. A gallon of wine, a tank of nitrous... but enough about me...
 
2003-02-17 03:40:09 AM
hehehehe

I like the Netherlands more and more with every day I'm here :) No I'm not a stoner but at least you are free from stupid people trying to 'educate' you about drugs with scare tactics like this stupid fark.
 
2003-02-17 03:40:53 AM
Impaler

In many states (such as mine) it is illegal to brew beer and wine over a certain alcahol percentage (unless you own a micro brewery). Last I checked it was hard to grow "lite" pot in your closet.

Anyway, I seriously doubt i'll see it leaglized in my lifetime.
 
2003-02-17 03:47:52 AM
Yes DrBenway. I was just pointing out the one I would hit.



Beanpole, it is also hard to grow "hard" pot too. I personally think if it was legalized, it would be legal to grow on your own.
 
2003-02-17 03:49:26 AM
Goddamn I'd hit her. I don't understand why so few of these posts are about hitting her. Do you prioritize weed above hitting it?
 
2003-02-17 03:52:01 AM
I wouldn't hit it. I might hit HER though. She's ugly, her pants are so tight her stomach is pooching out over them, she is a drama queen and she doesn't smoke pot.

I don't need to get mixed up in that crowd. No thanks.
 
2003-02-17 03:54:17 AM
Beanpole:

Anyway, I seriously doubt i'll see it leaglized in my lifetime.

I agree. I don't think we're going to see true legalization any time soon. However, I think there is far greater hope on the medicinal usage front. I hope that becomes a gateway (bad choice of words? heh) to a future where people can't go to jail for life for growing plants which have been a natural part of this planet for millennia.
 
2003-02-17 03:56:19 AM
hammer? phillips? flathead?

id hit it and screw it all night long...
 
2003-02-17 04:07:10 AM
I'd just like to add an argument that no-one here has raised yet (prolly 'cause its so freakin' obious): Prohibition is an affront to my basic human right to govern over my body.

Every individual a sovereign nation!!!
 
2003-02-17 04:20:02 AM
Let me be the first one to celebrate......

*bong hit*
 
2003-02-17 04:36:33 AM
Now that I told y'all a litte bit about my self
lemme tell ya a little bit 'bout this dance
it's really easy to do
check it out


First I limp to the side like my legs was broken
shakin' & twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
crazy wack funky
people say "You look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty!"
that's alright cause my body's in motion
it's 'sposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
anyone can play this game
this is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name
no two people will do it the same
you got it down when you appear to be in pain.
Humpin' Funkin' Jumpin'
dig around shakin' your rump


Step off, shes doing the HUMP!
 
2003-02-17 04:38:58 AM
wow, thats not a forehead, its a five-head
 
2003-02-17 04:43:03 AM
That's one farked up chick. Just the very thought of talking to someone like that gives me the heebie jeebies. Best thing for her would be a one-way ticket to Amsterdam. Self-righteous optimism and a sheltered life - I'd love to see the looks on kids' faces when she starts doing the floppy chicken.

WTF?

Nah biatch it aint like that!
 
2003-02-17 04:49:08 AM
Hayleigh Elise Toner. Say that fast. Snickers
 
2003-02-17 05:05:59 AM
Man, that has to be some good shiat to make you flop around like the exorcist. Where can I get some of that.
 
2003-02-17 05:24:17 AM
Man - what a suprise. Farkers are all potheads.

I think what she is doing is good.
 
2003-02-17 05:49:45 AM
http://www.delcampodance.com/spotlights.htm

and

http://www.delcampodance.com/salsatroupe_dancers.htm

"Gigi"

and she's farking ugly
especially if you go to the first page, click the "Giana Montoya" link at the bottom under past spotlights and let the javascript popup load.

She likes sushi! and the color red! that'll help when she's going down on some time-of-the-month crackwhore for her next fix.

who the fark is going to believe if you smoke weed you'll roll on the ground with your eye's rolled back, unless it's laced with farking angel dust or rat poison or something.
fark, even the early 4th graders she 'shows' wouldn't believe that shiat.
 
2003-02-17 05:55:02 AM
God created the Universe and everything in it, including marajuana; which grows freely in just about every country. To say that marajuana is evil is to claim that God is fallable. She will rot in Hell. (After I hit her,of course.)
 
2003-02-17 06:12:25 AM
Whoa, reading this thread makes me want to take a hit and NOT go to work.

That'll show her.
 
2003-02-17 06:23:59 AM
I don't like her, she's ugly and misguided. Hit it? What with? A mash hammer?

My pot of boo is running low. Time to harvest methinks.
 
2003-02-17 06:37:01 AM
Eat More Possum said: "She should wrap herself in buds and let everyone smoke her."

... That was on "Strangers with Candy", actually. If I remember correctly, that episode was where Chief Big Bong went on the warpath. I KNOW I wasn't the only Farker here to see that show.

RepRev said: "I think what she is doing is good."

... I think what she is doing is ridiculous and stupid -- and fosters false, generalizing statements about people and substances they know nothing about. Like your generalizing statement:

RepRev said: "Man - what a suprise. Farkers are all potheads."

... Nice job. I'm not surprised you like what she's doing.
 
2003-02-17 06:45:20 AM
I'm not a pot-head or a drug user, but I think what she's doing is moronic and ineffective.
Perhaps her free time and energy might be better spent in a soup kitchen. All she's really doing is preaching to the choir. Them that don't don't and them that do laugh at her for being such a goody-goody.
 
2003-02-17 06:45:31 AM
RepRev
I think what she is doing is good.

I think it is couterproductive and irresponsible. If she is going into schools and lying about dope: Which is certainly not 100% good for you or safe, but certainly not the seizure causing crap she's peddling.

At some point the kids will work out that it simply isn't true. That, in itself isn't a problem, but it causes them to doubt everything they got told in those kind of morning assemblies, that really is a problem.

Any thoughts on that?

And I hold that people ought to be able to stick whatever substances they like into their own bodies, as long as they aren't doing anyone else any harm, and as long as it is made perfectly clear that it's their responsibility.
 
2003-02-17 07:46:45 AM
I can't wait until she gets to college and gets high for the first time.
 
2003-02-17 07:52:37 AM
I'm new here, this is my Boobies.

Personally, I think that what she's doing is not necessarily wrong, but, last I checked, drugs don't give you seizures. You shouldn't be pissed off or scared by the truth. I say give the kids a choice. If they want to fark up their bodies and get addicted, that's their decision. However, I do believe it's our responsability(sp?) to give both sides of the story.

It has been my personal decision to stay clean. High School is hard enough without an expensive addiction.
 
2003-02-17 08:06:58 AM
WTF!?! If she wants to educate people, why not just tell them what drugs (including alcohol) do to your body? It's not that freakin' hard.... of course maybe that would be too much, I mean to demonstrate how various drugs are less harmful than ones that are already legalized.....
 
2003-02-17 08:15:34 AM
BigAl -
You're 100% correct..lying to kids will NOT keep them off drugs, it'll just make them doubt anything adults try to warn them about. I was a pretty big pot fiend back in high school, and I started because I was curious and didn't know what to believe. I decided to find out for myself what it was like, and I enjoyed it for a few years. But then I started realizing the negative effects it was having on me, so I quit.
 
2003-02-17 08:22:04 AM
This has to be the longest thread in which very few people have said anything other than

"I'd hit it,"
or
"That's some serious pot...seizures."

There are a lot of assumptions being made about her little show. The seizure thing could be illustrating the dangers of alcohol. Just ask Jimmy Hendrix about that.
 
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2003-02-17 08:25:58 AM
Personally, I'd like to make her take a couple of bong hits, then fark her in the ass with no lube.
 
2003-02-17 08:44:57 AM
I keep hearing "Wait until she gets into the real world..."

Yes, what she is doing is pretty stupid, and I would laugh at her if I saw her doing her schtick, but it seems like everyone thinks that college is one big weed fest. Who says that she will even ever take a hit? I know I haven't.
 
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2003-02-17 08:48:46 AM
Kliq,

You don't need to tell us, your situation is painfully obvious to everybody here.
 
2003-02-17 09:09:52 AM
Kliq -

"There is a time and a place for everything, and that's college." -Chef

College is what you make of it. There are people at my school who will do virtually nothing but. Amazingly, sometimes they do quite well inspite of themselves.

But Drama students at colleges often work the least compared to every other study (business and communications are a close 2nd). At my school, the Drama students are the only ones that would throw a wednesday night party.

Now Kliq, I gotta ask, have you not done it at all, or have you just not had the opportunity to do so?
 
2003-02-17 09:15:49 AM
The drug war paid for 9/11.
 
2003-02-17 09:26:41 AM
I can see that it has been far too long since we have had a good tweed discussion since no one is saying, "Damn, I wish that witty and vivacious S.V. was in here and shared his vast wealth of marajuana knowledge with us since he is sooooo great!" Yes, yes... I know I know way too much. But I will share one bit of information with you that I welcome you to share with others: Legalization is not the answer. Decriminalization is.
 
2003-02-17 09:29:32 AM
Oh yeah... and yes, I'd hit it. By the way, commenting on the local topic, I would have to agree: Theatre kids have the all-time best parties, no matter what your vice of choice is. I was a drama/psych major, and all the psych kids did at their parties was get blind drunk and start telling me about their parents. Sheesh!
 
2003-02-17 09:30:39 AM
SV -

So.... What exactly is the difference?
 
2003-02-17 09:39:02 AM
Nothing like spreading a little more *MIS-INFORMATION* along to the younger generation eh?

Kids nowdays just want the truth, when they ask you a question, just tell them, "This is my penis, it will only hurt for the first few minutes".

Instead of, "Oh this, this is a rectal thermometer, but today we are using it orally to take your temperature, open up..."
 
2003-02-17 09:41:40 AM
Decriminalization is better because legalization would result in MJ being like Alcohol or tobacco, and I seriously think that those two things are ruining our country. That, and the fact that we have by far far far the highest criminal popualtion percentage on the planet. Decriminalization means that you average joe pot user is not going to go to jail because he was carrying a joint made obviously for himself (and maybe a close few friends). The downside to all of this is that I have to admit that it does make me a hypocrite because I am saying that it is ok for my drug dealer who smuggles in bricks of the stuff for me could get caught and go to jail for having more than the "limit" (about 1 Oz. would be a senible limit, I think). But my main argument is I don't think that companies spending millions of dollars to addict people to MJ would be very beneficial to America. Yeah, the Dutch can do it, but we do things a little bit differently. Decrim is more about prison than it is about weed. Right now pot heads are sharing cells with rapists who get to leave BEFORE them.
 
2003-02-17 09:44:04 AM
The picture makes me say out loud; 'I'd hit it.'

The first paragraph makes me think, 'damn, I'd really hit it'

The rest of the article makes me say 'Holy hell a doo-gooder. I'd hit it, corrupt her, and hit it twice agian.'

A winner article by far. Gold star.
 
2003-02-17 09:45:43 AM
I think people believe marijuana is bad because they're under the mistaken idea that their lives have any value whatsoever.
 
2003-02-17 09:51:54 AM
I read the article and I didn't see marijuana mentioned once. Maybe the poster of this article is a bit too sensitive. All that is mentioned is drugs. Could be any type of illegal drug, including marijuana.

So Fark is letting trolls post articles now. That's nice.
 
2003-02-17 09:54:04 AM
One more thing....

***bong hit***

[I]I too would liek a follow up in a year. If she's still straight edge, then I'll proudly apply at her college and show her a real education once classes wrap for the day. Either that or hook it up with some of her theater friends. Cuz theater major b**ches are teh craziest...hold on...[/I]

***exhale***

And it sounds like you all agree. Someone get a dedicated tail from the Sun on this ASAP.
 
2003-02-17 09:57:18 AM
Veritron, thanks for the comment.

Sounds like I'm the only clean, sober farker here.

Also sounds like the governments could take out 90% of drug users by just cross-referencing with a fark user list. The remaining 10% would be the homeless drug users that don't have access to a computer. :P
 
2003-02-17 09:58:32 AM
Sthayashi - I have had many a opportunity to smoke weed. Many of my friends do. It just has never interested me. ::shrugs::
 
2003-02-17 10:01:04 AM
But you are right - one of my friends is an acting major at Rutgers and she smokes like a fiend. Half the majors are also coke addicts, she says.
 
2003-02-17 10:01:15 AM
This girl is gonna be a total skank in college. Just you watch.
 
2003-02-17 10:02:39 AM
Raydr,

Do you have any idea of the numbers of people who use marijuana? We're talking tens of millions of Americans.

The idea that marijuana is more damaging than alochol is an absurd puritanical notion. Alochol has destroyed the lives of millions of Americans. The best thing to do would be to ban it and legalize marijuana.
 
2003-02-17 10:02:46 AM
JonQDoe
Sounds like pretty much exactly what I did... now, I don't have any objection to being around the stuff, I just came to the conclusion that it wasn't for me. Frankly, I'm paranoid enough when sober! Now, where did I put that beer?
 
2003-02-17 10:04:54 AM
Sthayashi: that's so true, on everything you said (says the communications major)

SephirothClone: just so you know, weed is not at all physically addictive, though if you are the right personality type, can be psychologically addictive. You aren't going to crave it like nicotine, in other words.

Also, way to hit the filter on you very first ever post on Fark. I'd say "take a hit" though I know that you wouldn't already.
 
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2003-02-17 10:06:13 AM
Veritron: how true.
 
2003-02-17 10:12:33 AM
NathanAllen
Do you have any idea of the numbers of people who use marijuana? We're talking tens of millions of Americans.

Just because lots of people do it, doesn't necessarily make it good for you.

The idea that marijuana is more damaging than alochol is an absurd puritanical notion.

There hasn't been an awful lot of research into the effects of dope. I find it hard to beleive that inhaling hot smoke into your lungs is actually good for you? Whether it's 'worse' than alcohol is a difficult one to categorise. However, I think almost anything is bad for you in too large doses. And I've seen some people get themselves in some pretty farking shiatty states from long term dope smoking...

Alochol has destroyed the lives of millions of Americans. The best thing to do would be to ban it and legalize marijuana.

Still contend that people ought to be able to put whatever they want into their own bodies. Be that dope, booze, smack or coke... It's their business. Bit of personal responsibility.
 
2003-02-17 10:18:10 AM
When I see so many people advocating the use of drugs (such as first two posts), I can see whatever she does isn't going to get through to most people. She's just trying a new tactic. Whether it works or not remains to be seen of course...
 
2003-02-17 10:20:16 AM
Oh - and the problem with drugs isn't really that consenting adults do it - it's because they get peddled to kids by asshats that couldn't care less what the effects are as long as they make money...
 
2003-02-17 10:20:37 AM
BigAl (not the Israeli guy I butt heads with, right? I noticed that he posted once in this thread a while up)

There hasn't been an awful lot of research into the effects of dope. I find it hard to beleive that inhaling hot smoke into your lungs is actually good for you? Whether it's 'worse' than alcohol is a difficult one to categorise. However, I think almost anything is bad for you in too large doses. And I've seen some people get themselves in some pretty farking shiatty states from long term dope smoking...

True, inhaling smoke directly into your lungs can never be a good thing, but some researchers have found that marijuana has certain counter-carcinogens that cancel out a few of the effects of tar and the like in the weed- in other words, it's not "good" for your lungs, but smoking weed is less harmful than cigarettes. Also, if one uses a vaporizer, one inhales only the vaporous THC (which has little to no effects on the lungs), completely side-stepping the carcinogens. I agree that marijuana's effect on the body needs to be studied more, and without the rather asinine biases the government has put into such research.
 
2003-02-17 10:29:55 AM
What she needs is a Terrance McKenna "Heroic dose" of mushrooms. Kills several birds with one stone.

1. Meets God
2. Knocks her off her high horse
3. Would show her that God gave man all the seed bearing herbs and plants to use.

Oh, yeah... I'd hit it till she stuttered and sang the Star Trek theme song. (the original, you know - ah AHH ah ah ah ah ahhhhh)
 
2003-02-17 10:32:56 AM
*fires up Tenacious D's rendition of the Star Trek Theme*

Beyond the rim of the starlight
My love is wandering in star-flight!


Almost as good as waking and baking.
 
2003-02-17 10:36:01 AM
People like her make me wanna smoke dope.
 
2003-02-17 10:40:29 AM
Crotchrocket Slim

Really need to get myself a 'BigAl <> Big Al' signature. Few people have made that mistake.

It wasn't so much the physical effects I was thinking of, although as you say, dope certainly can't physically be much worse for you than cigarrettes!

I just think that there is an opinion that dope is 'completely harmless'. I don't think that is the case. There are definitely mental effects, which can be fairly bad for some people. A friend of mine smoked very heavily and was diagnosed as a violent paranoid schizophrenic, still sectioned 6 years later. I certainly don't think the dope made him that way, but I'm pretty sure it didn't help his mental state... I've also noticed that a lot of the people I know who suffer from mild Paranoia/depression also smoke quite a lot. I have a theory that it can amplify underlying mental states in people.

I think some research into the mental side effects needs to be carried out. But that is more so that people can know what they are doing to themselves, because it isn't going to stop many people smoking.

However, I'm convinced that people ought to be able to do whatever they like to themselves. Be that dope, booze, PCP, smack or whatever. Just got to be responsible for their own actions.
 
2003-02-17 10:41:55 AM
Don't forget the experiment the Government endorses!

They took a monkey and strapped a gas mask on it and pumped something like a YEAR'S (a lot) worth of weed in it for FIVE minutes.

Needless to say, the monkey suffered slight brian damage because of the weed.

Of course, the fact that it didn't breath oxygen for 5 minutes was kinda overlooked.

Oh, and don't forget the study in Austrailia that proved how drivers who are high on Marijuania drive more safely and cautiously than SOBER drivers.

I can attest to that one. I drive slower than a grandma on Xanex when I'm high.
 
2003-02-17 10:42:15 AM
I think we should all write to her Catholic school to inform them that their star spokesperson is contradicting the word of God. For shame!

Could it be possible that God made a mistake? After all, he put marijuana, opium, mushrooms etc. on the planet. Wonder why? HE PUT IT HERE TO USE YOU FARKIN' HYPOCRITICAL ASSWIPES!

Jesus-farkin'-Christ-on-a-farkin'-pogostick, wake up. Just because YOU can't handle it doesn't give you the right to condem others from trying to get closer to God or have a good time
 
2003-02-17 10:42:54 AM
Sign-ups for "medical research" here!
 
2003-02-17 10:48:40 AM
"Plants are bad m'kay."
 
2003-02-17 10:49:17 AM
This is what happens when people think they're right to the extent of everything else; they become pretentious, sanctimonious people. I was like that once. Now, f√úck, I just stopped caring.
 
2003-02-17 10:59:23 AM
I'd make her dress up in those schoolgirl uniforms, then I'd hit her.
 
2003-02-17 11:03:07 AM
 
2003-02-17 11:22:43 AM
I have a base IQ of 140 - I figure I've got the brain power to spare for some weed.
 
2003-02-17 11:23:14 AM
Anyone who takes advice from an ignorant 17-year-old deserves exactly what they get. I think I know what she needs, though.
 
2003-02-17 11:24:26 AM
...And on the 7th day god took a step back. "There is my creation, perfect in every way. Oh shiat, I left pot all over the place, they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to create republicans"...
 
2003-02-17 11:34:26 AM
Dildo_Baggit: it wouldn't have anything to do with your handle, would it?

Yet another pun
 
2003-02-17 11:42:59 AM
WarOnReality: I was wondering when someone was going to post a Bill Hicks quote...I love all of his drug related material...farking hilarious....

"I lost my wife then my house then kids then my car then my job, don't do drugs...."

"Well I'm certainly not going to do any with you! FARK!"
 
2003-02-17 12:09:34 PM
Y'know, all the problems created by weed(supports terrorists, gets you busted) would be solved by simply decriminalizing it in the first place. When trying to explain why weed is bad, government officials can only come up with the previously mentioned circular reasoning so they have to make up bullsh*t.

Weed is no more dangerous than alcohol. Infact instead of making someone depressed and causing them to beat up their wife, weed helps people to relax and calm down. It sooths the nerves.

The reason weed was made illegal in the first place was because of the Cold War. America was so Hell-bent on portraying themselves as morally superior to "those f*cking communists" that the government threw out the seperation of church and state and imbraced christianity. They immediately made like good little christians and banned everything "harmful" to a person's body(except for tobacco 'cause it was a "traditional drug" and a major source of guvmint income). Now the Cold War is finished and those godless christians(not an oxymoron) still have a stranglehold on the government. And things are just getting worse: instead of decriminalizing weed, now they're starting to criminalize tobacco(not that there's anything wrong with that but it serves as an indication as to how bad things are getting).

I can't wait until the time comes when a president will have to decide if continuing to appear morally and religiously superior to the rest of the world is worth bankrupting the entire economy to fight a futile war on drugs.
 
2003-02-17 12:11:39 PM
Stoned people don't do that dumbass shiat.

Oh well, what do you expect in a culture that worships ignorance on the subjects it considers most important?
 
2003-02-17 12:16:54 PM
People like her and the ones in her organization, are the ones spreading the negative opinions and lies about the millions of harmless smokers around the world. I remember something in the bible about not lying...hmmm, guess she`s right then, though I haven`t had any epileptic reactions lately
 
2003-02-17 12:31:41 PM
man..

this post got me fiendin'

time to smoke one :)
 
2003-02-17 01:00:30 PM
Smoking dope makes me want to listen to jazz music and rape white women. Specifically Miles Davis - biatches Brew and white catholic schoolgirls.
 
2003-02-17 01:03:53 PM
Squidloe
I read the article and I didn't see marijuana mentioned once.
So Fark is letting trolls post articles now. That's nice.

---

squidloe you're an idiot.

so much so in fact I'm not going to quote the part of the article that directly mentions marijuana. I'm going to make you actually read the article instead.
 
2003-02-17 01:20:36 PM
What a farking icehole. I mean, this has to be the stupidist person in California.

I hate California for becoming an intolerant dung heap. I will never live there again.
 
2003-02-17 01:39:24 PM


Freed.
 
2003-02-17 01:46:47 PM
Fiver - I think he's right, I just did a search on the article and didn't see the word marijuana come up. I still maintain that she's not helping these kids.

Speaking out against wine coolers and caffine pills is just.... farked up. I don't know. I consume both on an irregular basis, and they both have their uses. One gets me laid, the other keeps me from getting fired.

Kliq - Then congratulations on your self control. I'd actually recommend giving it a shot while you're a college student. If you get busted, the punishment is a slap on the wrist compared to after college, and it might even give you some insight into the 60s.

Crotchrocket Jim - An ex-girlfriend told me that Communications was the football major. At least your grades were based on something remotely rational though. I almost felt bad for the Drama students because you could fail a class for no reason.
 
2003-02-17 02:01:28 PM
I like pot smoke alot and i'd be the last person to speak out against it, but for how non addictive it is I seem to smoke alot of it when I should be studying.

*bong hit*

what? Pot is not addicting. I only smoke when I can get away with it. Study? I don't remember having studying to do. I can control it, can stop whenever I run out. I wonder whats on HBO...
 
2003-02-17 02:11:55 PM
I'm #300, nothing more to see here

Sarin
 
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2003-02-17 02:17:48 PM
Cheers to legagalized pot.
Jeers to ignorant prohibitionists.

(also-- jeers to this rusty tailgate.)
 
2003-02-17 02:26:02 PM
Never done weed (or any other drug) myself.. even so, I still get severly pissed at some of the anti-weed propoganda going around. I support legalization, mostly because I rather dislike irrational laws/double standards (I.e: Something more addictive than heroine (which is nicotine) being legal, and something like Marijuana being illegal). I'd never do it myself, but.. to each their own.

I am soooo farked once I reach the adult world, aren't I? (In trying to apply logic and reasoning to most situations, I mean.)...
 
2003-02-17 02:30:09 PM
Let me share some funny stories of chicks like these. I had a few at the high school I went to.

One was the christian do gooder who would never drink and was saving herself for sex until she was married...3 years later after going off to college, she was partying so hard, she was failing all her classes, and had had 2 abortions, neither of which she knew who the father was.

This other chick was a Catholic rich girl who whould never give it up to anyone, but liked to go to parties but would never drink and who was saving herself also for sex with her husband. 8 months after graduating, a friend of mnine sent me some pictures of her getting gangbanged in a dormroom with a big ass smile on her drunken face.

I could name a few more, but I think you get my picture.
HA!
 
2003-02-17 02:37:29 PM
felgraf

Yeah, in the real world you don't have to do that. Just say what people want to hear.

sometimes you "I don't smoke pot but I want it legal" people don't make sense to me. Kinda like white people marching for civil rights for african americans. I mean, I'm very glad to have you on our side, but I guess it can't be as personal for you because you wouldn't be sent to jail for years when we potentially could. I view the fight as a real struggle, whereas someone without the incentive of jail time might not feel so willing to fight tooth and nail for it. Of course it's better to have yout hen not, but you understand what I'm saying? But whatever.
 
2003-02-17 02:54:14 PM
Come out Giana, don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
Ah but sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well, will be the one\

/Billy Joel
 
2003-02-17 02:57:50 PM
*Nods* I understand. It's not that I don't want to smoke it because it's illegal, I don't really give a crap about that. I just think that I would get soooo farked up, and I'm really wierd and relaxed enough as it is...
And who knows? I may try it later down the road.. I'm only 17. Lotsa time for change. I just have never really felt the urge or need for it.
 
2003-02-17 03:37:53 PM
Methinks Felgraf will be a big pothead during some time during his college career. I used to be the same way man, and well, you can guess what happened to me.

Sthayashi: I'm pretty sure Comm Studies is a completely BS major at most larger schools, but in mine it's a bit more serious (though I'm still pretty much a slacker about it). Not too many football players at my school, but a bunch of potheads that just didn't want to get into Economics, PoliSci, or one of the natural sciences, pretty much.

And Art Major Chicks are still fun to nail.
 
2003-02-17 03:54:08 PM
02-17-03 08:15:34 AM JonQDoe
BigAl -
You're 100% correct..lying to kids will NOT keep them off drugs, it'll just make them doubt anything adults try to warn them about. I was a pretty big pot fiend back in high school, and I started because I was curious and didn't know what to believe. I decided to find out for myself what it was like, and I enjoyed it for a few years. But then I started realizing the negative effects it was having on me, so I quit.


I was the exact opposite. I never smoked in high school. Worked after school and tried it. Liked it and continue to do it. It doesn't have many negative effects on me. I can still go to work after partying the night before. The only negative effect it has on me, is it makes me hungry!
 
2003-02-17 04:45:07 PM
You may be correct, Crotchrocket. :) I suppose I'll find out next year...
Heck, it's not even like my parents would care all that much, either. (Not that they don't care about me, but they wouldn't care about that.) They freely admit that they smoked it when they were in college.. the only reason they don't want me doing it is because the penalties are way higher now...
 
2003-02-17 05:20:59 PM
Threads like this make me sad.

I live in BC. I am devoted to the herb as much as many of you are....but I live in a land where my devotion to the herb and my enjoyment of the herb does not need to stay hidden. It's everywhere. Someone waaaaay up on this thread asked if there was pot smoking at FARK parties. Never been to a BC Fark party but can't imagine that there would NOT be smoking of herb at such a gathering. Wherever such a party would be held here (in a bar, in a park, on a mountain top, in a private home) somebody would spark one up. It'd be like attending a bbq and nobody drinking a beer or eating a hotdog.

I feel sad for my oppressed fellow farkers whose enjoyment of an herb makes them criminals despite that they are intelligent and well spoken and seem to generally be positive and contributing members of the societies in which they live around the world.

Keep your heads low, fellow toking farkers. Don't make eye contact. Stay indoors. Vote for change. Pray for change. Pray for mojo.
 
2003-02-17 05:23:26 PM
She's got kind of a horse face, but I'd hit it!
 
2003-02-17 07:36:17 PM
I'm still kinda stoned from yesterday, when I smoked more pot than I could ever have even imagined smoking.
 
2003-02-17 07:49:38 PM
Bah!

I just spent the week doing a work placement with a bunch of grade 6s, and they were doing a speech compitetion. All the old favoites were there, how if you smoke everyone you care about will die, and if you drink you'll kill your loved ones.

I wanted to go up and give one about how if you smoke pot, you'll giggle a lot and your girlfriend will get kind of pissed for a few days.
 
2003-02-17 08:47:45 PM
I do agree that kids shouldn't drink or smoke. It is very harmful and if they start at that age, bad things are bound to happen- unless you happen to be Drew Barrymore and then all you'll need to do is flash David Letterman and marry Tom Greene. See, she turned out all right.

Seriously, let the kids stop being so stupid before they star with the smoking and the drinking.

Because after they are old enough, they'll be able to drink themselves to death and smoke till their lungs fall out, because that's the American way. Just don't smoke the occasional joint, because THOSE are bad for you. Have a beer instead.
 
2003-02-17 08:59:22 PM
As to whether someone who doesn't do drugs can tell you that they are bad for you...

Of course you can tell people not to do drugs if you don't do them. Whatever your position might be, there are good reasons not to do drugs, and you don't have to have personal experience to know them. I don't use drugs myself, but I know enough people who do that I can give you a pretty good account of what they will do to you. Now, all those people are still alive, but several of them have so many drug related problems that it is plainly obvious that drugs are bad for them.

I never saw Glitter, but I knew enough about it to tell anyone I cared about not to see it.The same thing with Battlefield Earth.

You don't need personal experience to give someone advice. And if you ignore advice from someone without that experience, you only have yourself to blame if things are terrible for you.
 
2003-02-17 09:40:47 PM
People like her are one of the reasons why I'm a recovering Catholic...

I only hope that she or anyone else that she loves will never have to use marijuana for medical use.
 
Kat [TotalFark]
2003-02-17 10:16:56 PM
I wouldn't hit her...her face is bigger than her body. She looks like the kid from Mask with Cher.

Don't you people have any taste? Jeez.
 
2003-02-17 11:13:08 PM
Sthayashi
Fiver - I think he's right, I just did a search on the article and didn't see the word marijuana come up. I still maintain that she's not helping these kids.

--

ahhh, see at least you admit you didn't read the article and just did a keyword search.

they used the word pot.



sheesh.
 
2003-02-18 12:17:55 AM
It seems like it would be hard to aim the gun at your friends head if you were falling on the floor with your eyes rolling back,

[takes big hit from doobie]

Now that I don't have to worry about slaughtering all of my buddies, i can smoke again. Happy day!!

[exhales slowly]
 
2003-02-18 01:25:42 AM
02-17-03 10:40:29 AM BigAl
I've also noticed that a lot of the people I know who suffer from mild Paranoia/depression also smoke quite a lot. I have a theory that it can amplify underlying mental states in people.


You should really get a new Fark name :)

I also believe this... but it goes both ways. For example, I have known people, below the normal intelligence level, who will smoke it, and be even more stupid. I have also known people, who are very intelligent, and smoking it will have very good effects on them. Opens their mind and allows them to think freely. This happens to me too.

I call MJ the "truth" drug. If you are stupid, and you smoke it, you will be even worse. If you are smart, and you smoke it, you will be smarter. My theory at least...
 
2003-02-18 07:14:41 AM
 
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