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(Deadspin)   Tired of having 100+ years of frustration taken out on it, Gatorade pulls its dispenser from the Cubs dugout   (deadspin.com) divider line 21
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2009-06-01 06:21:20 PM  
Maybe they'll give it a good home, some place like St. Louis, where it might actually be picked up in celebration, its contents poured on a coach.

/kick it, gone
 
2009-06-01 07:12:06 PM  
What, they don't like the free advertising?

/DNRTFA
 
2009-06-01 07:12:23 PM  
Yeah but it would be in ST. Louis and who would want to live there?
 
2009-06-01 07:14:03 PM  
100 years? Wasn't Gatorade invented in 1965?
 
2009-06-01 07:16:17 PM  
queezyweezel: 100 years? Wasn't Gatorade invented in 1965?

The 100+ refers to the frustration that has built up not the machine itself.
 
2009-06-01 07:40:30 PM  
I know pro athletes drink a lot of that stuff, but did they really need an entire fountain of it? Were those big jugs not getting the job done? It's a baseball dugout, not McDonald's during the midday lunch rush.

/Contrary to popular belief, you do not have to be an athlete to drink Gatorade.
//All you have to be is a thirsty dude.
 
2009-06-01 07:52:32 PM  
elvisbloom: queezyweezel: 100 years? Wasn't Gatorade invented in 1965?

The 100+ refers to the frustration that has built up not the machine itself.


Bah, my reading comprehension sucks worse than than Zambrano's pitching today.


/go cards!
 
2009-06-01 08:15:08 PM  
Let's see, Gatoraide made from the Mississippi river water or Gatoraide made from Lake Michigan? Either way, it's gotta taste like crap.

Cubs ought to put a beer dispenser in the dugout. Heck, they may play sloshball better than they are this season. At least it would make the dugout antics more fun to watch.
 
2009-06-01 08:15:58 PM  
queezyweezel: elvisbloom: queezyweezel: 100 years? Wasn't Gatorade invented in 1965?

The 100+ refers to the frustration that has built up not the machine itself.

Bah, my reading comprehension sucks worse than than Zambrano's pitching today.


/go cards!


go cards!!
 
2009-06-01 08:20:14 PM  
RedbeardUH: queezyweezel: elvisbloom: queezyweezel: 100 years? Wasn't Gatorade invented in 1965?

The 100+ refers to the frustration that has built up not the machine itself.

Bah, my reading comprehension sucks worse than than Zambrano's pitching today.


/go cards!

go cards!!


go cards!
 
2009-06-01 08:29:06 PM  
maxpower007: RedbeardUH: queezyweezel: elvisbloom: queezyweezel: 100 years? Wasn't Gatorade invented in 1965?

The 100+ refers to the frustration that has built up not the machine itself.

Bah, my reading comprehension sucks worse than than Zambrano's pitching today.


/go cards!

go cards!!

go cards!


I'm not even a fan, but hell,
Go Cards!
 
2009-06-01 09:57:42 PM  
elvisbloom: maxpower007: RedbeardUH: queezyweezel: elvisbloom: queezyweezel: 100 years? Wasn't Gatorade invented in 1965?

The 100+ refers to the frustration that has built up not the machine itself.

Bah, my reading comprehension sucks worse than than Zambrano's pitching today.


/go cards!

go cards!!

go cards!

I'm not even a fan, but hell,
Go Cards!


f*ck the Cards!
 
2009-06-01 10:28:15 PM  
The Great EZE: I know pro athletes drink a lot of that stuff, but did they really need an entire fountain of it? Were those big jugs not getting the job done? It's a baseball dugout, not McDonald's during the midday lunch rush.

/Contrary to popular belief, you do not have to be an athlete to drink Gatorade.
//All you have to be is a thirsty dude.


Gatorade is missing an entire demographic there.

/Miss ol Mitch
//Or do I?
///Ya...I do.
 
2009-06-01 11:03:17 PM  
"That cooler is coming home with me," Ryan Theriot said. "Me and the cooler have a good relationship."

Spoken like a true Cub (or Cubs fan).
 
2009-06-01 11:20:53 PM  
aquigley: elvisbloom: maxpower007: RedbeardUH: queezyweezel: elvisbloom: queezyweezel: 100 years? Wasn't Gatorade invented in 1965?

The 100+ refers to the frustration that has built up not the machine itself.

Bah, my reading comprehension sucks worse than than Zambrano's pitching today.


/go cards!

go cards!!

go cards!

I'm not even a fan, but hell,
Go Cards!

f*ck the Cards!


Go carts?
 
2009-06-01 11:33:22 PM  
Book it. The dispenser is done.
 
2009-06-01 11:34:09 PM  
aquigley

elvisbloom: maxpower007: RedbeardUH: queezyweezel: elvisbloom: queezyweezel: 100 years? Wasn't Gatorade invented in 1965?

The 100+ refers to the frustration that has built up not the machine itself.

Bah, my reading comprehension sucks worse than than Zambrano's pitching today.


/go cards!

go cards!!

go cards!

I'm not even a fan, but hell,
Go Cards!

f*ck the Cards!


Unfortunately, the Cards are losing to the Reds right now, 5 to 3. It's a little more dignified than losing to the Cubs, though.

/go Cards!
 
2009-06-02 01:15:12 AM  
DriftingJesus: Yeah but it would be in ST. Louis and who would want to live there?

Like it's any different from Chicago? If it's east of the continental divide, it's not worth much at all for the most part.
 
2009-06-02 02:39:59 AM  
www.cubby-blue.com
 
2009-06-02 03:41:03 AM  
The English Major: aquigley

elvisbloom: maxpower007: RedbeardUH: queezyweezel: elvisbloom: queezyweezel: 100 years? Wasn't Gatorade invented in 1965?

The 100+ refers to the frustration that has built up not the machine itself.

Bah, my reading comprehension sucks worse than than Zambrano's pitching today.


/go cards!

go cards!!

go cards!

I'm not even a fan, but hell,
Go Cards!

f*ck the Cards!

Unfortunately, the Cards are losing to the Reds right now, 5 to 3. It's a little more dignified than losing to the Cubs, though.

/go Cards!


go Cards!
 
2009-06-02 04:27:06 PM  
The English Major: Unfortunately, the Cards are losing to the Reds right now, 5 to 3. It's a little more dignified than losing to the Cubs, though.

The Cubs lost their best hitter and have been playing like crap for around a month, but are still only three games behind your team right now champ.
 
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