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2009-06-01 03:14:56 PM
WFern: quetranza: I'm not a big Eminem fan, but SBC is such an asshole. Even more than most, his "comedy" consists solely of humiliating himself and at least one other person. That's not talent - that's just a lack of boundaries exposing bigots and people who take themselves far too seriously.

Ruh roh, it must be Monday cuz I agreed with you.
 
2009-06-01 03:15:01 PM
Norad: farfigneugan: Yeah, go ahead and NSFW this link, please

"Hey! I'm at work and the Fark headline totally implies that man-on-man porn is the main content of the link! Now, I could get fired for looking at pornographic content, but I think I'll click it anyhow HURR HURR!"

Pfffft..


Durign my time with a certain Silicon Valley antivirus company who will remain nameless, we had three people frogmarched out, two by the FBI, for porn at work.

The first one was an Indian dude who was busted by the FBI for CP and some man on dog action. He pulled a Costanza, of course - "should I not have done that?" so we all had to do sex harassment training.

Shortly afterwards, Reynolds brings me this stack of printouts he found at the printer - all black and white photos of white men fellating negroes in various restroom settings. And the username was plastered on every damned page.

We actually discussed the idea that someone was framing this guy before we brought it to the IT guys to have some nervous laughs. He wound up quitting, technically, since he was married and wanted to keep his gay interracial porn addiction to himself. I guess he's one of those guys spanking it in the Starbucks bathroom now.

The last one was this pretty geeky girl who was actually RUNNING a paid porn site on one of our company servers. Mostly softcore of her getting spanked and nice stuff like that. We really wanted to keep her - not for the porn, but because she knew her shiat. I think I have seen her on a couple of amateur porn sites and I know she is listed in every damned model directory there is.

And yes, the company D&D sessions weren't really the same after that.

"And you find a paddle of spanking +1 vs snakey IT chicks."
 
2009-06-01 03:15:11 PM
JohnBigBootay: I'm not gay. I'm not a homophobe by any stretch. Not a fan of Eminem or SBC. AND to top it all off I'm decidedly non-violent. That said, I don't think you have to be a homophobe to punch someone in the balls if they put their package in your face sans invitation.

If it's a weirdo on the street, sure. If it's part of a comedy routine at a celebrity event, the person needs to have a sense of humor about it. I'd be disturbed, but laugh at very the least.
 
2009-06-01 03:15:20 PM
mesohorny: if you don't let some dude put his nuts in your face that makes you Homophobic?

Ignoring the straw man for a second...do you really think that sexual preferences are supposed to be capitalized?

Were you home schooled?
 
2009-06-01 03:19:10 PM
GungFu: Vanilla Ice would have laughed his ass off, but Wigger With Black Entourage walked off pissed; hardly makes him look he was in on the joke.

1) If you think Vanilla Ice would have laughed that off, you clearly have not seen him lately. "Douchebag" doesn't even cover the tip of that iceberg.

2) Eminem is way past his days of being "hardcore", his willingness to dress up in costumes up to and including drag should be evidence enough of that. He knows full well that his reputation is about as well-developed as it's ever going to be, and as such does not give a fark what anyone thinks. Not that he ever has, really.
 
2009-06-01 03:19:23 PM
i43.tinypic.com

"...yo, a'ight, an then he floats down an tries to put his cawk in my face, an his ass is nekkid..an he gay and shiat...an i come out lookin like a biatch? yo, that be cool fo ma image...less do it"

Some people on fark are farking retarded.
 
2009-06-01 03:21:03 PM
A Shambling Mound: GungFu: Vanilla Ice would have laughed his ass off, but Wigger With Black Entourage walked off pissed; hardly makes him look he was in on the joke.

1) If you think Vanilla Ice would have laughed that off, you clearly have not seen him lately. "Douchebag" doesn't even cover the tip of that iceberg.

2) Eminem is way past his days of being "hardcore", his willingness to dress up in costumes up to and including drag should be evidence enough of that. He knows full well that his reputation is about as well-developed as it's ever going to be, and as such does not give a fark what anyone thinks. Not that he ever has, really.



Er, when he's having fun dressing up...he's making fun.

Here he's being made fun of. What you tell the difference?
 
2009-06-01 03:21:30 PM
Those gays are gonna git a rappin.
 
2009-06-01 03:22:12 PM
WFern: If it's a weirdo on the street, sure. If it's part of a comedy routine at a celebrity event, the person needs to have a sense of humor about it. I'd be disturbed, but laugh at very the least.

agreed
 
2009-06-01 03:22:19 PM
Klingon Penis: mesohorny: if you don't let some dude put his nuts in your face that makes you Homophobic?

Ignoring the straw man for a second...do you really think that sexual preferences are supposed to be capitalized?

Were you home schooled?



I think you wanted to say, home learned.
 
2009-06-01 03:24:55 PM
 
2009-06-01 03:25:21 PM
GungFu: Here he's being made fun of. What you tell the difference?

Wha?

Can...
 
2009-06-01 03:26:27 PM
GungFu: A Shambling Mound: GungFu: Vanilla Ice would have laughed his ass off, but Wigger With Black Entourage walked off pissed; hardly makes him look he was in on the joke.

1) If you think Vanilla Ice would have laughed that off, you clearly have not seen him lately. "Douchebag" doesn't even cover the tip of that iceberg.

2) Eminem is way past his days of being "hardcore", his willingness to dress up in costumes up to and including drag should be evidence enough of that. He knows full well that his reputation is about as well-developed as it's ever going to be, and as such does not give a fark what anyone thinks. Not that he ever has, really.


Er, when he's having fun dressing up...he's making fun.

Here he's being made fun of. What you tell the difference?


Well, I suspect he's also smart enough to realize that in this particular case there isn't a damn thing he can do about it. It's not like this is some other rapper with a beef challenging his manhood. We'll see what quotes trickle out through the media in the next few days but I'm betting he'll just keep quiet about the whole thing unless pressed.

/Heh, pressed.
 
2009-06-01 03:33:32 PM
A Shambling Mound: GungFu: A Shambling Mound: GungFu: Vanilla Ice would have laughed his ass off, but Wigger With Black Entourage walked off pissed; hardly makes him look he was in on the joke.

1) If you think Vanilla Ice would have laughed that off, you clearly have not seen him lately. "Douchebag" doesn't even cover the tip of that iceberg.

2) Eminem is way past his days of being "hardcore", his willingness to dress up in costumes up to and including drag should be evidence enough of that. He knows full well that his reputation is about as well-developed as it's ever going to be, and as such does not give a fark what anyone thinks. Not that he ever has, really.


Er, when he's having fun dressing up...he's making fun.

Here he's being made fun of. What you tell the difference?

Well, I suspect he's also smart enough to realize that in this particular case there isn't a damn thing he can do about it. It's not like this is some other rapper with a beef challenging his manhood. We'll see what quotes trickle out through the media in the next few days but I'm betting he'll just keep quiet about the whole thing unless pressed.

/Heh, pressed.



But he's the laughing stock of the piece. He'll always be remembered for this. And he'll be asked about all the time, mainly due to his pissed-off reaction.

And the Bruno film is also coming out..

Laughing it off there and then would have been the best outcome. He didn't. He was being laughed at. Big difference.

Best promo for the film ever.
 
2009-06-01 03:33:49 PM
serafins: Sasha Baron Cohen is a dead man. Didn't Moby get a beating once for just talking trash about Emmy?

That was the Hawkman.

Also, I loved the way whoever that queermo from High School AutoTune reacted.
 
2009-06-01 03:35:43 PM
it was totally staged...and good on Eminem for playing along, not something most people would have imagined he would ever have agreed to
 
2009-06-01 03:41:40 PM
On a more global scale, could this show award show have been any more of a horribale train wreck to watch? It's suckage quotient was through the roof. And that Miley Cyborg speech was painful to watch.
 
2009-06-01 03:56:43 PM
Norad: farfigneugan: Yeah, go ahead and NSFW this link, please

"Hey! I'm at work and the Fark headline totally implies that man-on-man porn is the main content of the link! Now, I could get fired for looking at pornographic content, but I think I'll click it anyhow HURR HURR!"

Pfffft..


Get a job.
 
2009-06-01 03:57:20 PM
I completely understand his reaction. Why, I'm a woman and if another woman was lowered face-first into my lap while wearing wings and a thong...I just don't know what I'd do!
 
2009-06-01 03:58:32 PM
Haplo127x: I completely understand his reaction. Why, I'm a woman and if another woman was lowered face-first into my lap while wearing wings and a thong...I just don't know what I'd do!

Might I make a suggestion?
 
2009-06-01 03:59:12 PM
"First of all, I'd like to thank GOD. I wouldn't be here without him. I love you so much! Call me!"
 
2009-06-01 04:03:58 PM
why didn't eminem use the time-tested manuever of moving slightly to the left?
 
2009-06-01 04:06:44 PM
frozencopper: it was totally staged...and good on Eminem for playing along, not something most people would have imagined he would ever have agreed to

Being a patsy is good for the ol' career? I'm unclear as to what Eminem got out of this. His new CD is already out and selling well enough, and honestly, hiphop is based on as much image as it is on talent, so it really isn't helpful when one's image turns from 'white, crazy ass might-pop-a-cap-in-yo-as- cuz-I-am-so-damn-crazy rapper' to 'guy who got teabagged and did nothing about it on national TV'.

Here's what is up, whether or not Eminem agreed to it or not:

Eminem is at just past peak on the old 'pop star clock'. His value as a CD releasing commodity is over - or at the least to the point of diminishing returns - and he isn't worth the time and effort to promote since he is on decline and it is so much easier to sell 'the next big thing' than 'that guy again?' - he is done as a pop star.

But he still has value.

His value to the industry now lies in what he is worth as fodder to sell tabloids, bring in viewers to E! and websites that chronicle the downfall of our celebrity angles. Furthermore, he is very valuable to use as a patsy to promote other commodities who aren't on the decline.

His fan base may be evaporating but the tantalizing thing about Eminem is that he has an "anti-fan base". He has a lot of people who virulently dislike him for whatever reason: he ain't real rap, he aint' real hip hop, I hate Vanilla Ice, He hates gays, He hates cops etc etc etc. These people, when combined with the standard celebrity implosion loving troglodytes, comprise a BIG market, and obviously a lot bigger than Eminem's fanbase, thus, the machine has switched into reverse for ol' Em. He should just disappear, but he is probably too stupid to do that...better yet, he probably can't do that due to contracts and the fact that the machine will promote him juuuust enough to make him think they aren't selling him down the road.

From the tabloids viewpoint, Eminem has it all: still a big name, drug problems; sexuality questions; potentially unstable - his implosion, fueled by relentless anti-promotion by the tabloid industry, will be on par with Britney Spears and if they do it right, Eminem can end up like Anna Nichole Smith.

Gotta love the golden meatgrinder, now he will know what a sausage feels like.
 
2009-06-01 04:10:43 PM
quetranza: I'm not a big Eminem fan, but SBC is such an asshole. Even more than most, his "comedy" consists solely of humiliating himself and at least one other person. That's not talent - that's just a lack of boundaries.


Agreed.
 
2009-06-01 04:18:45 PM
ichiban: quetranza: I'm not a big Eminem fan, but SBC is such an asshole. Even more than most, his "comedy" consists solely of humiliating himself and at least one other person. That's not talent - that's just a lack of boundaries.


Agreed.


Lighten up Francis. The reason he probably did it to Eminem is because Eminem is homophobic. He's also a racist. Also, he's a bastard that picks fights with puppets and geeky nerds and no one else. I think it's hilarious to see someone like that get teabagged.
 
2009-06-01 04:21:41 PM
Haplo127x: I completely understand his reaction. Why, I'm a woman and if another woman was lowered face-first into my lap while wearing wings and a thong...I just don't know what I'd do!

is there such thing as an anti-troll?
 
2009-06-01 04:23:01 PM
there are no regular chairs in Eminem's home. Only rimming chairs.
 
2009-06-01 04:37:55 PM
How does this hurt Eminem's image?
Have you seen his 'silly' videos?
This was staAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaAAAAaged
 
2009-06-01 04:39:36 PM
Scarborough Fair: How does this hurt Eminem's image?
Have you seen his 'silly' videos?
This was staAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaAAAAaged


If you're a rapper, and some guy puts his dick and balls and ass in your face, you lose street cred. What is so hard about that for you to understand?
 
2009-06-01 04:39:38 PM
couldn't happen to a better piece of shait.
 
2009-06-01 04:43:41 PM
Even if the antiques store in Borat was well-compensated, I sort of hate to see wanton destruction like that. I'm sure that couple cherished their little store, and to have a boor come in smashing things for comedy isn't cool, even if he handed them a check at the end. Wanton destruction in a movie? BRING IT ON. In real life, eh...not so much. Vandalism never set well with me, even as a kid.

Oh, and I agree that the poor manners people got it bad too. That was cringe-worthy and not in a good way. The people how played along no matter how crazy it got were amazing, as was the naked hotel fight.
 
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2009-06-01 04:48:18 PM
eminem=traumatic brain injury
 
2009-06-01 04:55:33 PM
Bruno is lucky that Borat wasn't in the audience. If he'd tried that thing with Mr B., he'd have quickly learned about the business end of a Kazakh steel....
 
2009-06-01 04:55:45 PM
mrEdude: i have no idea why people consider SBC the least bit
funny or interesting.

even sticking your balls in some guy's face
doesn't crack me up-

guess i must be more than 8 years old


I'm 35 but I still find myself wickedly amused by a good fart joke or disgusting prank. Call me childish. I love both of these celebrities.
 
2009-06-01 05:02:54 PM
quetranza: I'm not a big Eminem fan, but SBC is such an asshole. Even more than most, his "comedy" consists solely of humiliating himself and at least one other person. That's not talent - that's just a lack of boundaries.

you never watched any of the Ali G shows have you.

Sacha is a fricken word genius on there when he interviews people.

 
2009-06-01 05:05:52 PM
mein poopensack!
 
2009-06-01 05:37:58 PM
40 watt range: Tea-bagging is always funny. Always. Just look at the word. This dude tried aerial maneuvers in order to tea-bag Eminem. That is funny.

Absolutely. I'm 40, and not very juvenile (any more), and that was hilarious. The look on Em's face alone was worth the price of admission. He was NOT expecting that; whatever else was staged, Em was not in on it.

And let's face it - we always knew that Eminem was an ass-face.

Even better than the face he makes is when he stalks out...with an entourage of large black dudes. What is this guy, The Godfather? rofl...it's awesome that this will always be on his resume. Awesome, I tell you.
 
2009-06-01 05:50:48 PM
Well Lissa is my name somebody has to be entertained by SBC for him to have a successful career. And as my pappy used to say, nobody ever lost money underestimating the taste of the American public.

I can't help it if the guy has never made me crack a smile in ANY of his incarnations, just like you can't help laff at a well-timed fart joke.

May we both find big laffs in our future.
 
2009-06-01 06:16:46 PM
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on yor lips and if I'm lucky you just might give it a little kiss ... oh wait, your bum is on MY lips, YUCK!
 
2009-06-01 06:25:11 PM
It's just a reminder to Eminem that we made you. Stay humble
 
2009-06-01 06:29:51 PM
As previously stated: The sooner SBC disappears or turns into
Carrot Top the better off the entertainment industry will be.

Why do any of you consider him funny?

I am sure if you were on the receiving end of his bullshiat you would filing a lawsuit immediately.

I also have a feeling that SBC has some deep psychological problems - leaning to ADD/Manic-depressiveness/ and the emotional age of a five year old.
 
2009-06-01 06:41:31 PM
mfaby: As previously stated: The sooner SBC disappears or turns into
Carrot Top the better off the entertainment industry will be.

Why do any of you consider him funny?

I am sure if you were on the receiving end of his bullshiat you would filing a lawsuit immediately.

I also have a feeling that SBC has some deep psychological problems - leaning to ADD/Manic-depressiveness/ and the emotional age of a five year old.


You're wrong. Not everyone is an insecure, unhumours cockbag such as yourself. Who would file a lawsuit about a harmless prank? I'm not talking about what he did to Eminem, I'm talking about the majority of shiat he did on the Ali G show and in Borat. Harmless pranks that put people in awkward situations, maybe angers them, but maybe they should lighten up. Maybe you should lighten up.
 
2009-06-01 06:47:33 PM
www.mtv.com

If you blow this picture up in an image viewer, you can see that they are all smiling, even Eminem. I thought it may be because they had just swung him around and whatnot, but I don't think he'd be smiling at that and then storm out. I'm calling staged, and Eminem is a homo.
 
2009-06-01 06:50:15 PM
mrEdude: Well Lissa is my name somebody has to be entertained by SBC for him to have a successful career. And as my pappy used to say, nobody ever lost money underestimating the taste of the American public.

I can't help it if the guy has never made me crack a smile in ANY of his incarnations, just like you can't help laff at a well-timed fart joke.

May we both find big laffs in our future.


Heh, you are a grown-up indeed! Someone has to do it. =)
 
2009-06-01 07:06:27 PM
mfaby:
I also have a feeling that SBC has some deep psychological problems - leaning to ADD/Manic-depressiveness/ and the emotional age of a five year old.


Or he's a very talented actor who can completely immerse himself in a role to the point that people around the world don't know it's him when he is pulling the same stunts that got him famous in the first place. Whatever you think about his sanity/stability, you've got to admit he is good at what he does.
 
2009-06-01 07:17:46 PM
I am listening to Eminem right now so I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

/Not gay
//Even by proxy
 
2009-06-01 07:36:45 PM
Epiphany
If you're a rapper, and some guy puts his dick and balls and ass in your face, you lose street cred. What is so hard about that for you to understand?

Um, just appearing on the MTV video awards is enough to lose your street cred. Maybe suburban white kids would still respect you, but that's about it.
 
2009-06-01 07:41:06 PM
you know who deserves to be tea-bagged even more than eminem?? all you imbeciles crying NSFW STFU and GBTW seriously..
 
2009-06-01 07:48:13 PM
commander-insleep: you know who deserves to be tea-bagged even more than eminem?? all you imbeciles crying NSFW STFU and GBTW seriously..

So do you, for pointing that out for the 15th time in this thread.
 
2009-06-01 08:02:54 PM
Epiphany: If you blow this picture up in an image viewer, you can see that they are all smiling, even Eminem. I thought it may be because they had just swung him around and whatnot, but I don't think he'd be smiling at that and then storm out. I'm calling staged, and Eminem is a homo.

So having a good sense of humor makes you a homo?

Part of Eminem's image is being a prankster, and playing along with Cohen's joke aids that image. Sure, its a risk, but good on him for taking it.
 
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