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2009-06-01 02:04:27 PM  
img410.imageshack.us
 
2009-06-01 02:04:28 PM  
Poor wittle Emmy. Once again the butt of the joke.
 
2009-06-01 02:04:28 PM  
pixels. i have seen them.
 
2009-06-01 02:04:32 PM  
Dude, NSFW.
 
2009-06-01 02:04:37 PM  
Eminem = beta male
 
2009-06-01 02:04:48 PM  
Your organization's Internet use policy restricts access to this web page at this time.

Figures...
 
2009-06-01 02:05:07 PM  
All I could think of, what if Cohen let a wet fart rip right then?
 
2009-06-01 02:05:49 PM  
I just knew that boy had a crack problem.
 
2009-06-01 02:06:35 PM  
Eminem: Cleaning Coming out my closet
 
2009-06-01 02:07:01 PM  
Staged.
 
2009-06-01 02:07:53 PM  
From the other thread:

To all the people saying EMINEM WOULD HAVE KICKED HIS ASS!!! You are hilarious. Eminem wouldn't kick anyones ass. He never has. Never will. The only people he tries to pick fights with are puppeteers and nerdy musicians who are non-violent.

Now, I know that SBC staged that, but I'm unsure if MTV knew exactly what he was going to do. He probably said something like "I'll just fall into the crowd, it'll be funny" then powned them. SBC lies to plenty of people to gain access to places/events and do shiat that was unplanned.

Also, I doubt Eminem was in on it. No way he let SBC put his dick and balls and bare ass only a few inches away from his face. He wouldn't even let a puppet talk to him, you think he's going to let some dude have his dick in his face? He's a rapper that runs with Dr Dre, and old school gangster rappers hate the gays. He'd ruin his street cred for letting some guy do that to him.
 
2009-06-01 02:08:31 PM  
Justin Timberlake = staged event.
 
2009-06-01 02:08:46 PM  
I'm not a big Eminem fan, but SBC is such an asshole. Even more than most, his "comedy" consists solely of humiliating himself and at least one other person. That's not talent - that's just a lack of boundaries.
 
2009-06-01 02:10:02 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-06-01 02:10:19 PM  

Psyked: Eminem: Cleaning Coming out on my closet

 
2009-06-01 02:10:59 PM  
cache.gawker.com

does not compare to

warisboring.com
 
2009-06-01 02:11:43 PM  
Staged.
 
2009-06-01 02:11:43 PM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: I just knew that boy had a crack problem.



BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

*Applause*
 
2009-06-01 02:12:10 PM  
Eminem is gay. So? Why does anyone care?
 
2009-06-01 02:12:12 PM  
i lol'd

Video Link (new window)
 
2009-06-01 02:12:18 PM  
Staged? I dunno. This seems too much like Triumph and JLo or Sarah Silverman and Paris Hilton(both apparently not staged). I wouldn't put it past SBC to pull this stunt on his own, and Eminem's response seemed pretty genuine.
 
2009-06-01 02:12:20 PM  
Dear Employee,

Your contract has been terminated due to the mis-use of departmental resources, in the form of watching gay porn on the internet while at work.

Sincerely,

Several Farkers' Bosses
 
2009-06-01 02:13:00 PM  
Is there ANYTHING these assholes won't do for attention?
 
2009-06-01 02:13:23 PM  

quetranza: I'm not a big Eminem fan, but SBC is such an asshole. Even more than most, his "comedy" consists solely of humiliating himself and at least one other person. That's not talent - that's just a lack of boundaries.


You don't think it's hilarious to watch closet racists and homophobes get owned? I think it takes a lot of talent to get people into (or out of) their comfort level in a way to manipulate a response of sure human WTF. You sound like you take life way too seriously.
 
2009-06-01 02:15:19 PM  

Epiphany: From the other thread:

To all the people saying EMINEM WOULD HAVE KICKED HIS ASS!!! You are hilarious. Eminem wouldn't kick anyones ass. He never has. Never will. The only people he tries to pick fights with are puppeteers and nerdy musicians who are non-violent.

Now, I know that SBC staged that, but I'm unsure if MTV knew exactly what he was going to do. He probably said something like "I'll just fall into the crowd, it'll be funny" then powned them. SBC lies to plenty of people to gain access to places/events and do shiat that was unplanned.

Also, I doubt Eminem was in on it. No way he let SBC put his dick and balls and bare ass only a few inches away from his face. He wouldn't even let a puppet talk to him, you think he's going to let some dude have his dick in his face? He's a rapper that runs with Dr Dre, and old school gangster rappers hate the gays. He'd ruin his street cred for letting some guy do that to him.


What about the twenty black dudes surrounding him? Surely one of them would've taken a pop at Cohen.
 
2009-06-01 02:17:06 PM  
Who watches this worthless tripe?
 
2009-06-01 02:17:19 PM  

eddiesocket: What about the twenty black dudes surrounding him? Surely one of them would've taken a pop at Cohen.


Perhaps, but assault is a crime.
 
2009-06-01 02:17:19 PM  

Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom: Dear Employee,

Your contract has been terminated due to the mis-use of departmental resources, in the form of watching gay porn on the internet while at work.

Sincerely,

Several Farkers' Bosses


Your third warning, ay?
 
2009-06-01 02:17:29 PM  

Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom: Dear Employee,

Your contract has been terminated due to the mis-use of departmental resources, in the form of watching gay porn on the internet while at work.

Sincerely,

Several Farkers' Bosses


Yeah, go ahead and NSFW this link, please.
 
2009-06-01 02:17:56 PM  
I'm surprised that the critical mass of douchebaggery of both of those 'talents' colliding didn't create a fission reaction.

M&M did have a good fissure reaction in that photo.
 
2009-06-01 02:18:22 PM  
i have no idea why people consider SBC the least bit
funny or interesting.

even sticking your balls in some guy's face
doesn't crack me up-

guess i must be more than 8 years old
 
2009-06-01 02:18:44 PM  

bhcompy: eddiesocket: What about the twenty black dudes surrounding him? Surely one of them would've taken a pop at Cohen.

Perhaps, but assault is a crime.


So is sexual assault.
 
2009-06-01 02:19:02 PM  

eddiesocket: Epiphany: From the other thread:

To all the people saying EMINEM WOULD HAVE KICKED HIS ASS!!! You are hilarious. Eminem wouldn't kick anyones ass. He never has. Never will. The only people he tries to pick fights with are puppeteers and nerdy musicians who are non-violent.

Now, I know that SBC staged that, but I'm unsure if MTV knew exactly what he was going to do. He probably said something like "I'll just fall into the crowd, it'll be funny" then powned them. SBC lies to plenty of people to gain access to places/events and do shiat that was unplanned.

Also, I doubt Eminem was in on it. No way he let SBC put his dick and balls and bare ass only a few inches away from his face. He wouldn't even let a puppet talk to him, you think he's going to let some dude have his dick in his face? He's a rapper that runs with Dr Dre, and old school gangster rappers hate the gays. He'd ruin his street cred for letting some guy do that to him.

What about the twenty black dudes surrounding him? Surely one of them would've taken a pop at Cohen.


They got him off of him and were batting him around in the air. They touched him. Had they tried to kick his ass I'm sure they would've gotten assault charges, and I doubt they figured it was worth it. It all did happen really fast anyways, once he started lowering it took only a few seconds before he landed, then it was all done in less than a minute.
 
2009-06-01 02:19:04 PM  

Royale With Cheese: Staged.


Yeah, but nobody told Eminem.
 
2009-06-01 02:19:14 PM  

Epiphany: quetranza: I'm not a big Eminem fan, but SBC is such an asshole. Even more than most, his "comedy" consists solely of humiliating himself and at least one other person. That's not talent - that's just a lack of boundaries.

You don't think it's hilarious to watch closet racists and homophobes get owned? I think it takes a lot of talent to get people into (or out of) their comfort level in a way to manipulate a response of sure human WTF. You sound like you take life way too seriously.


I don't see how it is homophobic for someone to have a negative reaction when a person of the same sex starts hitting on them. Its perfectly appropriate for a person of the opposite sex to have a negative reaction when someone they are not attracted to starts hitting on them.
 
2009-06-01 02:19:39 PM  
Not an Eminem fan, but this was asshole stunt by SBC. Eminem should have smacked that guy right in the balls.
 
2009-06-01 02:19:44 PM  

mrEdude: i have no idea why people consider SBC the least bit
funny or interesting.

even sticking your balls in some guy's face
doesn't crack me up-

guess i must be more than 8 years old


Epiphany: quetranza: I'm not a big Eminem fan, but SBC is such an asshole. Even more than most, his "comedy" consists solely of humiliating himself and at least one other person. That's not talent - that's just a lack of boundaries.

You don't think it's hilarious to watch closet racists and homophobes get owned? I think it takes a lot of talent to get people into (or out of) their comfort level in a way to manipulate a response of sure human WTF. You sound like you take life way too seriously.

 
2009-06-01 02:19:54 PM  
Gotta figure Eminem knew that SBC would use him in some promo stunt, but didn't know about the teabagging part.

Therefore, half-staged, half real.

Epiphany: quetranza: I'm not a big Eminem fan, but SBC is such an asshole. Even more than most, his "comedy" consists solely of humiliating himself and at least one other person. That's not talent - that's just a lack of boundaries.

You don't think it's hilarious to watch closet racists and homophobes get owned? I think it takes a lot of talent to get people into (or out of) their comfort level in a way to manipulate a response of sure human WTF. You sound like you take life way too seriously.


One or two scenes of ownage? Sure. A whole movie of it and another one on the way? YMMV, but for me Borat got old in a hurry.
 
2009-06-01 02:20:03 PM  

farfigneugan: Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom: Dear Employee,

Your contract has been terminated due to the mis-use of departmental resources, in the form of watching gay porn on the internet while at work.

Sincerely,

Several Farkers' Bosses

Yeah, go ahead and NSFW this link, please.


Ditto here.

/ Thank god I got my own connection I use instead of work's, Thank you Mr. Aircard!
 
2009-06-01 02:20:15 PM  
> You don't think it's hilarious to watch closet racists and homophobes get owned?

If he limited it to "closet racists and homophobes," fine, but that's not what he does. Lots of the people in Borat were just regular people who were confused about what the hell was going on, and were trying to be nice to a weird foreigner.

And I think everyone is entitled to freedom from unexpected frank n' beans in the face.
 
2009-06-01 02:20:43 PM  

MindStalker: Epiphany: quetranza: I'm not a big Eminem fan, but SBC is such an asshole. Even more than most, his "comedy" consists solely of humiliating himself and at least one other person. That's not talent - that's just a lack of boundaries.

You don't think it's hilarious to watch closet racists and homophobes get owned? I think it takes a lot of talent to get people into (or out of) their comfort level in a way to manipulate a response of sure human WTF. You sound like you take life way too seriously.

I don't see how it is homophobic for someone to have a negative reaction when a person of the same sex starts hitting on them. Its perfectly appropriate for a person of the opposite sex to have a negative reaction when someone they are not attracted to starts hitting on them.


"negative" reaction is one thing, "hateful" reaction another thing.
 
2009-06-01 02:22:06 PM  

eddiesocket: What about the twenty black dudes surrounding him? Surely one of them would've taken a pop at Cohen.


It would have been a different outcome if this was on BET and someone had thrown a chair. Bring in the riot police.
 
2009-06-01 02:23:32 PM  
I'm more amused by the number of Farkers who get up in arms when they click on a link with a headline including "man-on-man porn" that isn't tagged NSFW.

You need me to cut your steak up for you too?
 
2009-06-01 02:23:51 PM  
Tea-bagging is always funny. Always. Just look at the word. This dude tried aerial maneuvers in order to tea-bag Eminem. That is funny.
 
2009-06-01 02:24:26 PM  
Uh oh, looks like the StarMaker Machine® has been switched to "destroy"...this should be fun to watch.

img24.imageshack.us
 
2009-06-01 02:24:37 PM  

MindStalker: Epiphany: quetranza: I'm not a big Eminem fan, but SBC is such an asshole. Even more than most, his "comedy" consists solely of humiliating himself and at least one other person. That's not talent - that's just a lack of boundaries.

You don't think it's hilarious to watch closet racists and homophobes get owned? I think it takes a lot of talent to get people into (or out of) their comfort level in a way to manipulate a response of sure human WTF. You sound like you take life way too seriously.

I don't see how it is homophobic for someone to have a negative reaction when a person of the same sex starts hitting on them. Its perfectly appropriate for a person of the opposite sex to have a negative reaction when someone they are not attracted to starts hitting on them.


Yup, wth - some guy sticks his junk in another dude's face... because he doesn't immediately cup the balls and go to town he's a homophobe?

Hey, gay guys, I don't care if you're gay, or what you do in your bedroom - just keep your farking mooseknuckle out of my face.
 
2009-06-01 02:25:17 PM  
Of all the things Eminem would agree to to show he's a "good sport" or whatever, I seriously doubt man-ass-in-the-face would be one of them.

My guess is Bruno was going to do the ass-in-the-face gag to some male celebrity in the audience; he just happened to have the good fortune to land near Eminem. Or, he targeted Em specifically, which is even funnier.
 
2009-06-01 02:25:29 PM  
Grr. Please NSFW tag.

/has that been said?
 
2009-06-01 02:26:16 PM  
I like SBC when he's making people uncomfortable. I don't like it when he's causing actual damage. The scene in Borat where he's tearing some poor couple's antique store to pieces was awful. Mean, unnecessary and unfunny (IMHO). That being said, the rest of it was pretty damn funny.
 
2009-06-01 02:27:23 PM  

farfigneugan: Yeah, go ahead and NSFW this link, please


"Hey! I'm at work and the Fark headline totally implies that man-on-man porn is the main content of the link! Now, I could get fired for looking at pornographic content, but I think I'll click it anyhow HURR HURR!"

Pfffft..
 
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