FARK.com: (4418055) If your wife finds out you're flirting with a female friend on Facebook. Do you A) Tell her the truth B) Make up some line of BS in hopes she believes. Or C) Throw her down the stairs and out of the house

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		If your wife finds out you're flirting with a female friend on Facebook. Do you A) Tell her the truth B) Make up some line of BS in hopes she believes. Or C) Throw her down the stairs and out of the house (sports.espn.go.com)		19
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UNC_Samurai		2009-05-30 06:08:07 PM

If he could toss bigger people around like that, he wouldn't be a backup.

strangeguitar		2009-05-30 06:37:08 PM

What do you do if you live in a rancher?

Tickle Mittens		2009-05-30 07:36:40 PM

Would have gone a different way
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tagjim		2009-05-30 07:55:23 PM

approves.

d'art		2009-05-30 08:24:31 PM

To be fair to the dude, he probably went with A) and B) before resorting to C) when she wouldn't stop being crazy.

propasaurus		2009-05-30 08:40:10 PM

Trust me, skip right to C.

srhp29		2009-05-30 08:55:28 PM

She tried to stab him first...I'm sorry, once you get stabby with anything, what happens to you next is your own damn fault.

Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee		2009-05-30 09:11:18 PM

You know, I had never even considered option c) until now.... but in a way, it's brilliant.

Thanks Oji!

Hiymenator		2009-05-30 09:56:32 PM

What, no hero tag?!

MonkeyButton		2009-05-30 10:11:34 PM

Somehow I knew it wasn't going to be a swimmer.

Nhojwolfe		2009-05-30 10:29:31 PM

question is why wasnt she in the kitchen

sbrister		2009-05-30 11:31:17 PM

Tickle Mittens: Would have gone a different way

Wasn't Me

Super Chronic		2009-05-30 11:31:35 PM

Kids today. Back in my day, Lawrence Phillips didn't even have Facebook.

tshetter		2009-05-30 11:38:59 PM

tagjim: approves.

Link to story?

tagjim		2009-05-31 12:16:24 AM

tshetter: tagjim: approves.

Link to story?
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bionicjoe		2009-05-31 12:21:27 AM

srhp29: She tried to stab him first...I'm sorry, once you get stabby with anything, what happens to you next is your own damn fault.

No, this is America. Where in the past 20 years NEW laws have been added to say that women are not in control of themselves in emotional situations and therefore not responsible.