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2009-05-29 09:07:09 PM
I never really understood the "sad hobo" clown look. depressed and poverty stricken man as party entertainment ??
 
2009-05-29 09:10:09 PM
plif.courageunfettered.com

/chaud comme un clown au feu
 
2009-05-29 09:11:07 PM
Ahhh_Ennui: The crying one is me. I don't feel any different about it today.

I'm gonna use your picture for the "Boy or Girl?" game.
 
2009-05-29 09:21:55 PM
I'm sobbing uncontrollably......

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
2009-05-29 09:26:50 PM
alt.coxnewsweb.com

And they all came in one car!
 
2009-05-29 09:34:02 PM
You had me at clown funeral, then you told me there were pics and I was there. I clicked through each and every picture with a growing sense of anticipation, only to see, in the last frame, The deceased in his coffin without makeup! Kind of a bummer.
Thanks anyway, subby. The pallbearer shot was a good consolation prize.
 
2009-05-29 09:36:53 PM
That's actually really cool.
 
2009-05-29 09:37:16 PM
lurkster

And who's the chick in pic 7?

It's a clown groupie.
 
2009-05-29 09:37:42 PM
One of them is wearing the same flag pants that Mr. T wore to the Cubs game the other day.

He pities the foole.
 
2009-05-29 09:41:32 PM
Fark'em, good riddance and bomb the funeral. I hate clowns. Not in the "I was traumatized by one as a little kid," way experienced by so many other farkers, (although I understand it) I've just never, ever found them funny in their normal function and for a profession/career/hobby/whatever where that is your expressed purpose, it strikes me as profoundly wrong. There are plenty of other forms of humor that are admittedly not my cup of tea, but I can at least appreciate that they're funny to someone, not clowns though, I would wholly support the War on Drugs and the War on Terror if we could classify clowns as either/both. (They burn confiscated drugs don't they?)

This rant has nothing against balloon animals or the potentially comedic affects of a seltzer bottle, nay, this is aimed directly at the exaggerated featured, white faced, fake nose wearing societal poxes and those who do not realize that clowns deserve both our condemnation and contempt.

/feel better now
//twitch
 
2009-05-29 09:50:21 PM
aerojockey: lurkster

And who's the chick in pic 7?

It's a clown groupie.


She has a boner in that picture.

/I know I know, it's a cell phone.
 
2009-05-29 09:57:50 PM
I do not like clowns. At all. My son brought home a sticker from a field trip that says "Clowns are not normal people." This made me laugh. He did not understand and declared it was from some kid series called Junie Bee (probably spelled that wrong). I blame Poltergeist. That farking clown puppet killed my childhood.

On another note, this is a good read.

Link (new window)
 
2009-05-29 10:02:21 PM
Here is the winner

alt.coxnewsweb.com
 
2009-05-29 10:04:19 PM
There is probably a clown traveling backward through time as punishment for all of us for dealing with the technocore.
 
2009-05-29 10:08:34 PM
Bad newspapers live for this sort of thing...
 
2009-05-29 10:09:28 PM
dressed in full clown regalia


I can't believe noone pulled this quote yet. This is hilarious.
 
2009-05-29 10:15:21 PM
dbaggins: I never really understood the "sad hobo" clown look. depressed and poverty stricken man as party entertainment ??

I share your sentiment with regards to the token patriotic clown. Since when were the "Freedom't Ain't Free"/"Remember Nine Eleven" sentiments fun for kids?
 
2009-05-29 10:15:40 PM
solitary: Here is the winner

Clown Cops!
 
2009-05-29 10:16:53 PM
And Rapey the Clown passes on. We shall all remember with fondness how he would jizz seltzer water and rainbow streamers, how he painted his balls different colors, and how he would smear greasepaint smiles on his sobbing victims.
 
2009-05-29 10:17:12 PM
I just figured out what I want for my funeral.

/off to write my will
 
2009-05-29 10:30:59 PM
img36.imageshack.us
 
2009-05-29 10:39:16 PM
That is their uniform so to speak.
Pallbearers dress in Police uniform for a fallen police officer,
Military uniform for a fallen soldier, Fireman's uniform for a fallen fireman.

I see no difference here.
 
2009-05-29 10:40:49 PM
A Cotton Candy Autopsy can be clicked through in its entirety here:
http://www.geocities.com/bunglegallery/cotton/cottoncandy.html

/geocities finally good for something!??
 
2009-05-29 10:41:09 PM
was also a no show.
ouchytheclown.com
// hot like a leather car seat in summer sun.
 
2009-05-29 10:45:43 PM
ProdigalSigh: Fark'em, good riddance and bomb the funeral. I hate clowns. Not in the "I was traumatized by one as a little kid," way experienced by so many other farkers, (although I understand it) I've just never, ever found them funny in their normal function and for a profession/career/hobby/whatever where that is your expressed purpose, it strikes me as profoundly wrong. There are plenty of other forms of humor that are admittedly not my cup of tea, but I can at least appreciate that they're funny to someone, not clowns though, I would wholly support the War on Drugs and the War on Terror if we could classify clowns as either/both. (They burn confiscated drugs don't they?)

This rant has nothing against balloon animals or the potentially comedic affects of a seltzer bottle, nay, this is aimed directly at the exaggerated featured, white faced, fake nose wearing societal poxes and those who do not realize that clowns deserve both our condemnation and contempt.

/feel better now
//twitch


You sound abused and sad.
 
2009-05-29 10:50:55 PM
dbaggins: There is probably a clown traveling backward through time as punishment for all of us for dealing with the technocore.

Sure.
 
2009-05-29 11:06:46 PM
Fototark: And they all came in one car!

LOL, they're not mexicans.

Seriously, I was a clown years ago. My name was Pinwheel. I mourn the loss of a fellow clown and from my heart comes a 21 honk salute. *sip* tonite, i drink a glass (or 5) for one of the fallen. *sip* wait... he was a clown and not a mime, right? i farkin hate mimes.
 
2009-05-29 11:10:04 PM
Not Impressed

www.enemyplanet.com
 
2009-05-29 11:15:25 PM
Tragically funny.
 
2009-05-29 11:19:21 PM
y'know professional Santa's are a lot like professional clowns.

are y'all saying you hate Santa too?
 
2009-05-29 11:20:13 PM
i42.tinypic.com

Can't believe I'm the first. Pretty old pic too.
 
2009-05-29 11:20:54 PM
rickthecabbie: "What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys? "

Word.

"If you've ever wondered why the population's going down..."
 
2009-05-29 11:26:06 PM
Does this taste funny to you?

/never bothers with the set up
 
2009-05-29 11:41:22 PM
Can't Sleep! Clowns will mourn me!
Can't Sleep! Clowns will mourn me!
Can't Sleep! Clowns will mourn me!
Can't Sleep! Clowns will mourn me!
Can't Sleep! Clowns will mourn me!
 
2009-05-29 11:49:02 PM
Came for the "I hurt my Foo-Foo" referance.

Leave almost satisfied.

/also enjoyed "...a little seltzer down your pants."
//He was dressed as Peter Peanut, and a elephant sat on him...
 
2009-05-29 11:55:35 PM
alt.coxnewsweb.com

He didn't get dressed up? Party pooper.
 
2009-05-29 11:57:37 PM
Every time a balloon pops, a clown dies.
 
2009-05-30 12:02:09 AM
Clown semen isn't rainbow colored.

Clowns are liars.
 
2009-05-30 12:03:38 AM
buckeyebrain: Can't Sleep! Clowns will mourn me!
Can't Sleep! Clowns will mourn me!
Can't Sleep! Clowns will mourn me!
Can't Sleep! Clowns will mourn me!
Can't Sleep! Clowns will mourn me!


Can't Die! The clowns will bury me!
Can't Die! The clowns will bury me!
Can't Die! The clowns will bury me!
Can't Die! The clowns will bury me!
 
2009-05-30 12:06:34 AM
Central Tendency: Every time a balloon pops, a clown dies.

and you get to pick a prize from the middle shelf.
 
2009-05-30 12:07:58 AM
At best, clowns are unfunny. At worst, they are in Poltergeist. Either way, fark all the clowns.
 
2009-05-30 12:16:45 AM
i612.photobucket.com
 
2009-05-30 12:19:05 AM
Approve (new window)
 
2009-05-30 12:29:15 AM
It IS a clown car, not a vagina!
 
2009-05-30 12:33:22 AM
Ahhh_Ennui: The crying one is me. I don't feel any different about it today.

I was going to say something about being ginger and your mom crying on the inside, but then I saw you have a cat named Merlin. I do too. Now we're internet buddies.
 
2009-05-30 01:01:05 AM
Had to..

home.bellsouth.net
 
2009-05-30 01:22:36 AM
Dead clown is now laughing on the outside, rotting on the inside.
 
2009-05-30 01:23:14 AM
media.giantbomb.com

"What a bunch of wusses!"

/hot like Sweet Tooth's head
 
2009-05-30 01:29:15 AM
finnegans wake as read by morgan freeman

THANK YOU! I was hoping someone else would notice those are Springfield's news :)
 
2009-05-30 01:36:09 AM
Durendal: And Rapey the Clown passes on. We shall all remember with fondness how he would jizz seltzer water and rainbow streamers, how he painted his balls different colors, and how he would smear greasepaint smiles on his sobbing victims.

You, my friend, owe me a new keyboard.
 
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