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(Breitbart.com)   Africa to the world: We'd like $1 billion a year for, like, global warming and sinking islands and stuff. We won't use it to buy weapons or build palaces for our dictators, honestly. Pinky swear   (breitbart.com) divider line 130
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2009-05-29 05:32:21 PM
No, sorry. Mr. Smith died in 2007. For that reason, I wouldn't trust him either.
 
2009-05-29 05:32:54 PM
Zafler: I see Brockway has gone back to illegally using NOAA's seal on his spurious claims. That makes him both a liar and a potential felon.

Well, that and the 100-month CENTURY he claims to be showing data for.
 
2009-05-29 05:45:55 PM
Mandersdad: Fano: MemeSlave: I would think that a wise African dictator, with the richness of his experience, would come to better conclusions than a rich while American.

What's a while American?

/or is that racist ?

Unless/until the before and after Americans decide a while American is racist .... I'm gonna say, no.


What I've always wondered is - if a white South African, an Egyptian, or an Arab North African immigrate to the U.S. are they considered African Americans?
 
2009-05-29 05:50:59 PM
Africa needs some large predators that prefer the taste of people meat, preferable the ones that like to hide behind the walls of large compounds lined with AK-47 wielding skinnies.
 
2009-05-29 05:51:42 PM
Broadside

What I've always wondered is - if a white South African, an Egyptian, or an Arab North African immigrate to the U.S. are they considered African Americans?

No. All three are "white."
 
2009-05-29 05:59:21 PM
Facetious_Speciest: No. All three are "white."

Ok, in corollary, is a black alien resident (not a U.S. citizen) from Africa or anywhere else who is living in the U.S. considered African American?
 
2009-05-29 06:03:29 PM
Broadside

Ok, in corollary, is a black alien resident (not a U.S. citizen) from Africa or anywhere else who is living in the U.S. considered African American?

From anywhere else, no. All Americans of sub-Saharan African descent (barring those with ultimate origins on other continents that have moved there in the last half-millennium) are considered African Americans.

If you hadn't already come to the conclusion yourself, the American systems of race are severely retarded and make no sense.
 
2009-05-29 06:04:58 PM
Not one island has "sunk" because of global warming. Of course, there are people who will argue that without every naming an island that has suffered such a fate.

But this IS a good example of why I am so opposed to pretending that man is responsible for this problem. People say that no matter what, it is still good for the planet so let's go with it. This is why you do not want to go along with it unless you like being blackmailed by a bunch of third world countries. I suppose that I should not blame them, the UN has put them up to it.

The lastest Vostok ice core samples destroy the idea that the small increase in average global temperature is man's fault. Nobody seems to be paying attention to that either.
 
2009-05-29 06:06:58 PM
It's funny because black people aren't pink at all.
 
2009-05-29 06:11:27 PM
Forget just giving them money, let's give them jobs. We can do it right here in America!

Just have an African or two come and live with your family, doing chores around the house or maybe looking after the kids in excahnge for room and board.

Has anyone tried this yet?
 
2009-05-29 06:15:05 PM
Ashtrey: Forget just giving them money, let's give them jobs. We can do it right here in America!

Just have an African or two come and live with your family, doing chores around the house or maybe looking after the kids in excahnge for room and board.

Has anyone tried this yet?


not since 1865.
 
2009-05-29 06:35:35 PM
Nemo's Brother: They kill more of themselves off from all the money we do give them every year.

How much to finish the job?
 
2009-05-29 06:38:29 PM
nicksteel: not since 1865.

How about we meet them half way and send back all descendants of slaves. Finally they can live the life they've been viciously denied all these years.
 
2009-05-29 06:59:03 PM

Which one of these things is not like the other.


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2009-05-29 07:48:30 PM
cburkard: For those who think we should continue to shovel cash into Africa, this is a must read. (new window)

Wow. GREAT read! Thanks.
 
2009-05-29 08:21:50 PM
Sure, you can have a billion dollars. But you have to sterilize at least half of your population. If you can't support yourself, do the world a favor and don't force us to support your AIDs infected offspring.
 
2009-05-29 08:32:23 PM
LordRosco: Which one of these things is not like the other.

The guy in the middle isn't wearing pants
 
2009-05-29 08:43:41 PM
LordRosco: Which one of these things is not like the other.

The King!

The others do not have hats.
 
2009-05-29 09:42:36 PM
Hoopido: nicksteel: not since 1865.

How about we meet them half way and send back all descendants of slaves. Finally they can live the life they've been viciously denied all these years.


Not sure that I would support that idea but it is the only way they will ever get 40 acres and a mule.
 
2009-05-29 09:48:24 PM
These are adult human beings. As an adult you either adapt the realities of your situation (hint: use birth control, especially condoms) or your die. Giving dependent people more money, food, etc, just allows them to make more dependent people. I'd be more in favor of air dropping crates of Kalashnikovs than food. Perpetual food aid is keeping their farmers and economies in dependency and subservience. If they ever want to relate to the rest of the world as equals, they need to feed themselves first, like an adult human being.
 
2009-05-29 09:54:22 PM
MonK3yWr3nch: These are adult human beings. As an adult you either adapt the realities of your situation (hint: use birth control, especially condoms) or your die. Giving dependent people more money, food, etc, just allows them to make more dependent people. I'd be more in favor of air dropping crates of Kalashnikovs than food. Perpetual food aid is keeping their farmers and economies in dependency and subservience. If they ever want to relate to the rest of the world as equals, they need to feed themselves first, like an adult human being.

hard to do when the land is not fertile (ironic?) and they have all those droughts.
 
2009-05-29 10:15:52 PM
Brockway: According to NOAA figures, 2008 was the coldest year this century, and the trend for this entire century is for COOLING, not warming:

Wow this entire century, that's over eight years! Lets ignore the previous 90 years entirely because that makes your 'point' look like something a gibbering monkey would screech and throw pooh at.
 
2009-05-29 10:16:16 PM
Apparently they are overpopulated for the conditions in which they find themselves in then. See my comment regarding the farking and the condoms, etc. Yeah, it sucks that children pay the price for the decisions of their parents, but they will grow up to be JUST like their parents should they survive, a dependent. You have to break they cycle somewhere, unless you get some warm fuzzy from throwing resources down a deep, dark hole.
 
2009-05-30 12:07:33 AM
Hooligan32: Sorry Africa,

Call us when, and only when, you have another resource worth exploiting. Then we'll give you money. Well, not you, but the warlords in command of your countries so that they can murder you and burn down your villages because you're living on top of a natural lithium deposit and we need that shiat to power our cell phone batteries. One sec, I have to take this call...

...guess what? That was a multi-national construction firm from America that I sometimes do business with. Here's what we're going to do for you: We're going to lend you a Billion dollars under the condition that you hire the aforementioned American construction contractor to build roads, bridges and buildings in your country. This project won't create any jobs for your people because it will be our people doing the work. When the work is done, and we leave, you'll have roads and buildings, but you won't have anyone to maintain them or work in them because you spent all of the money we lent you in order to pay us for the construction.

You now owe us $1 Billion dollars at 38.5% interest per annum. You'd probably be able to pay us back pretty quickly if you were making any money off of that Lithium we're getting from you, but you aren't. Hahaha! So here's what we'll do: Since you owe us a shiat load of money, you're going to have to agree that 75% of your future construction contracts costing over $3 Million dollars be given to one of our American construction contractors.

In the meantime, a bunch of ignorant, fat Americans, born into a sense of entitlement, will complain daily about how hard their lives are because their immigrant cab driver doesn't speak English. They'll chomp down Oreo Pizzas while watching the Glutton Bowl eating contest on FOX and be far too busy following the trivial "reality" trials of their favorite has-been celebrities "The Coreys" to ever educate them selves about what "reality" even means for most of the world.

They may, every once in a while, make a small donation to a group of people who are going to come over there and teach you about Jesus. Because, let's face it; If you knew about Jesus you wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.

Love Always,
Us


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2009-05-30 01:23:12 AM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fine, we'll give you money. All you have to do is spay and neuter everyone there.

Ian Smith, the last white leader of what is now called Zimbabwe, may have something to say on this topic.

The Chinese are developing parts of Africa. In a few years they will figure out why most of sub-saharan Africa is the way it is.
 
2009-05-30 06:41:47 AM
texasjoe: The Chinese are developing parts of Africa. In a few years they will figure out why most of sub-saharan Africa is the way it is.

Ah, but the Chinese are used to forcing people to work, and they have a lot of guns. That'll be interesting,
 
2009-05-30 12:58:37 PM
The Chinese can always import workers. They probably already have to bring their own engineers, managers, etc.
 
2009-05-30 03:30:58 PM
Thisbymaster: We have already wasted far to much time and money with Africa. Let them destroy themselves.

This. Dont give a crap about you Africa, or your slightly older, uglier sister the Middle East. Nuke, orbit, done.
 
2009-05-30 03:35:41 PM
Hooligan32: Sorry Africa,

Call us when, and only when, you have another resource worth exploiting. Then we'll give you money. Well, not you, but the warlords in command of your countries so that they can murder you and burn down your villages because you're living on top of a natural lithium deposit and we need that shiat to power our cell phone batteries. One sec, I have to take this call...

...guess what? That was a multi-national construction firm from America that I sometimes do business with. Here's what we're going to do for you: We're going to lend you a Billion dollars under the condition that you hire the aforementioned American construction contractor to build roads, bridges and buildings in your country. This project won't create any jobs for your people because it will be our people doing the work. When the work is done, and we leave, you'll have roads and buildings, but you won't have anyone to maintain them or work in them because you spent all of the money we lent you in order to pay us for the construction.

You now owe us $1 Billion dollars at 38.5% interest per annum. You'd probably be able to pay us back pretty quickly if you were making any money off of that Lithium we're getting from you, but you aren't. Hahaha! So here's what we'll do: Since you owe us a shiat load of money, you're going to have to agree that 75% of your future construction contracts costing over $3 Million dollars be given to one of our American construction contractors.

In the meantime, a bunch of ignorant, fat Americans, born into a sense of entitlement, will complain daily about how hard their lives are because their immigrant cab driver doesn't speak English. They'll chomp down Oreo Pizzas while watching the Glutton Bowl eating contest on FOX and be far too busy following the trivial "reality" trials of their favorite has-been celebrities "The Coreys" to ever educate them selves about what "reality" even means for most of the world.

They may, every once in a while, make a small donation to a group of people who are going to come over there and teach you about Jesus. Because, let's face it; If you knew about Jesus you wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.

Love Always,
Us


i lol'd
 
2009-06-01 04:03:16 PM
Hooligan32: Sorry Africa,

Call us when, and only when, you have another resource worth exploiting. Then we'll give you money. Well, not you, but the warlords in command of your countries so that they can murder you and burn down your villages because you're living on top of a natural lithium deposit and we need that shiat to power our cell phone batteries. One sec, I have to take this call...

...guess what? That was a multi-national construction firm from America that I sometimes do business with. Here's what we're going to do for you: We're going to lend you a Billion dollars under the condition that you hire the aforementioned American construction contractor to build roads, bridges and buildings in your country. This project won't create any jobs for your people because it will be our people doing the work. When the work is done, and we leave, you'll have roads and buildings, but you won't have anyone to maintain them or work in them because you spent all of the money we lent you in order to pay us for the construction.

You now owe us $1 Billion dollars at 38.5% interest per annum. You'd probably be able to pay us back pretty quickly if you were making any money off of that Lithium we're getting from you, but you aren't. Hahaha! So here's what we'll do: Since you owe us a shiat load of money, you're going to have to agree that 75% of your future construction contracts costing over $3 Million dollars be given to one of our American construction contractors.

In the meantime, a bunch of ignorant, fat Americans, born into a sense of entitlement, will complain daily about how hard their lives are because their immigrant cab driver doesn't speak English. They'll chomp down Oreo Pizzas while watching the Glutton Bowl eating contest on FOX and be far too busy following the trivial "reality" trials of their favorite has-been celebrities "The Coreys" to ever educate them selves about what "reality" even means for most of the world.

They may, every once in a while, make a small donation to a group of people who are going to come over there and teach you about Jesus. Because, let's face it; If you knew about Jesus you wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.

Love Always,
Us


The sad thing is, that is what will happen to this country one day, only the exploiters will be the International Bankers from the EU and/or China.
 
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