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(Pravda)   Nazi robot soldiers: good name for band, bad mojo for military   (english.pravda.ru) divider line 63
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2003-02-15 07:10:03 PM  
So in otherwords, Hitler wanted to gets his troops all hopped up on amphetamines...
If it's good enough for the Air Force, it's good enough for the SS.

Besides, you can use em to lose 135 LBS in 5 days...
RIDE THE SNAKE
 
2003-02-15 09:48:21 PM  
Pravda is famous for quality journalism and top flight translations.
 
2003-02-15 09:55:30 PM  
I wouldn't listen to a band named Nazi Robot Soldiers
 
2003-02-15 09:56:36 PM  
Hitler was quite fond of crank.
 
2003-02-15 09:57:11 PM  
Woah, the new "date rape" drug
 
2003-02-15 09:57:21 PM  
"I wouldn't listen to a band named Nazi Robot Soldiers"
Neither would I. Punk sucks.
 
2003-02-15 09:57:25 PM  
There is already a Nazi Robot soldiers army...

The KKK.
 
2003-02-15 09:58:05 PM  
ROBOTS WILL TAKE OVER
 
2003-02-15 09:58:44 PM  
Alright! They named the Super pills after me!

D-IX
 
2003-02-15 09:59:38 PM  
It's a good thing the Japenesse didn't get a hold of this, otherwise all our base might belong to them!
 
2003-02-15 09:59:38 PM  
Pak Chooie Unf.
 
2003-02-15 09:59:56 PM  
Geez... some people and their ambitions.
 
2003-02-15 10:02:18 PM  
I think you can get a prescription for that stuff nowadays.
 
2003-02-15 10:03:18 PM  
Germany wasn't the only World War II era country to experiment with illicit substances and soldiers. Take, for instance, The British government's foray with LSD.
 
2003-02-15 10:04:36 PM  
The Nazi movement is alive and well and
living in Germany. It just goes by another
name...the Green Party.

Just looks whats happening now in that country.
 
2003-02-15 10:06:18 PM  

snort cocaine for a stronger third reich
 
2003-02-15 10:06:30 PM  
The easiest way to defeat robot Nazi soldiers is with a tesla gun.
 
2003-02-15 10:07:06 PM  
So they walked around in circles for a day.. no wonder the Germans lost. I'd bet those drugs couldn't help somebody fire a gun or do anything needed to win a war
 
2003-02-15 10:09:11 PM  
Surf Nazis Must Die
 
2003-02-15 10:10:11 PM  
i always thought flame throwers were more effective against infantry than teslas.

/redalert
 
2003-02-15 10:10:24 PM  
I find blasting their armor off with a well placed Panzerfaust works well.
 
2003-02-15 10:12:13 PM  
I'm afraid to click on "Werewolves in Chechnya"
 
2003-02-15 10:12:43 PM  
Pucha and Saturnalia: You're both right, I stand corrected.

/RTCW geekette
 
2003-02-15 10:17:37 PM  
02-15-03 10:12:43 PM General_Kala
Pucha and Saturnalia: You're both right, I stand corrected.

Some general you are.
 
2003-02-15 10:18:53 PM  
Algore was a Nazi test subject?

It's all starting to make sense now......
 
2003-02-15 10:22:08 PM  
Piyoko: I retired from the military after Ming was killed by that damn earthling Gordon.
 
2003-02-15 10:23:56 PM  
I hope Wareen Zevon is getting royalties from "Werewolves in Chechnya".
 
2003-02-15 10:39:44 PM  
Nazi robot soldiers: abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs.
 
2003-02-15 10:41:39 PM  
Nazi Robot Soldiers
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes their way
Yeah Fuhrer gone make it happen
Take the town in a love embrace
Fire all of your drugs at once
And explode into space
 
2003-02-15 10:52:07 PM  
im a fan of the prism towers

/red alert 2
 
2003-02-15 11:00:24 PM  
Wasn't this put into practice in Starcraft with the Terran soldiers?
 
2003-02-15 11:01:17 PM  
Death_Zero...
 
2003-02-15 11:06:46 PM  
Trying to create super soldiers through substances is as old as war itself. The Zulu warriors upon whom the movie, Zulu Dawn was based were out of their minds on halucinogens the juju man had given them, and literally fearless. In spite of their comerades dropping aal around them, they continued to charge, and overwealmed the brits. Unfortunately, they then started killing each other.

In the US, they have tried to create a soldier who doesn't need sleep by replacing the brain chemicals produced during sleep. The resulting soldiers soon went nuts. They had dream images mixing with reality, and killed each other.

I suppose that military organizations around the globe will continue such expiraments, as they view soldiers as things, not as people. This kind of stuff is both evil and sick, but the military exists to kill people and destroy thins, so it will attract a lot of Dr. Strangeloves.
 
2003-02-15 11:07:13 PM  
Good point, Skaboomizzy. Although Protoss are probably a more true form of "robot soldier".
 
2003-02-15 11:07:38 PM  
My band is great, it took me forever to think up the name:
The Foreign Foods (copyrighted)
 
2003-02-15 11:11:50 PM  
Anybody who's played the "Castle Wolfenstein" games already knew this......
 
2003-02-15 11:13:36 PM  
Wait, they tried the pills on the soldiers who fell down dead?

Another classy report from Pravda. So close to Prada, and yet so far.
 
2003-02-15 11:27:46 PM  
theironchef:
 
2003-02-15 11:33:27 PM  
i know i am a bit late with this one mut m-79 /soldat nien not ze uber soldat ze game soldat
 
2003-02-15 11:40:08 PM  
How about a band named Texas Corpse Sex?
 
2003-02-15 11:42:10 PM  
 
2003-02-15 11:54:55 PM  
One of the better Nazi names for a band had been taken a long time ago: Joy Division. So go on and use Nazi names, just don't expect your lead singer to live a long time.
 
2003-02-16 12:02:23 AM  
I want to make a goth band called Abracadaver.
 
2003-02-16 12:04:55 AM  
Laughs at Absinthe.... hehe, Abracadaver...
 
2003-02-16 12:11:34 AM  
It's a good thing America had it's own drug enhancing project.

 
2003-02-16 01:03:12 AM  
Big deal. The US and Soviet militaries also experimented with such druges during and after the war.
 
2003-02-16 01:13:03 AM  
Yeah, but can they surf?
 
2003-02-16 01:14:22 AM  
Ehhh drugs and warefare is really old, oldest I can think of is viking berserkers. You seriosuly don't think they were that nuts wihtout drugs. Well I don't care what you think! They were all hopped on poisenous fungus... ehehehe I love poisenous fungus (note: this doesn't neccesarily mean Psiliciban)

Best band name, ever: 49 stars Fu(k Alaska
 
2003-02-16 01:32:32 AM  
Can't forget everyones favorite Cap America ripoff!
 
2003-02-16 01:33:08 AM  
<img src="http://www.luckycards.de/USAgent-E-nr1.jpg"
 
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