skinnyartist: thamike: WAIT WAIT WAIT!.....ON THREE.....ONE...TWO...

"One... two... FIVE!"

"Three, sir!"

"THREE!"

I just find thee timing of this to be hilarious since I'm auditioning for a rendition of Holy Grail this weekend.

I want my dollar and my taco!!

Bloody William: No reason to lock someone up for being crazy and stupid, especially when it's not all that dangerous.

Depends on what kind of crazy and stupid you're talking about.

This kind: not dangerous

This kind: VERY DANGEROUS

Ox: Crazy and even Crazier biatch in '12?

there you go :)

bambulance: A recent column from the oh-so-sane Rev. Lee:

Link (new window)

For the love of tits, the only explanation for this woman is that she is recovering from a massive closed-head injury:

"Fifty years ago sin was sin and everyone knew what it was."

Does this black Georgian woman really want to carry this dialogue back to 1959? Really?

can't. stop. loling.

Obdicut may have just gotten me fired

vernonFL: I see Obama has continued Bush's policy of 'Free Speech Zones'.

The One doesn't want to hear or read any descent.

Yeah, I'm sure lots of Presidents would accept letters by hand from crazy people who claim to be reporters because they have a web page. I'm sure the Secret Service was always cool with that before Obama.

/I saw the hook and I took it

5 bucks says she becomes a contributor to FOX news channel in the near future.

Gilligann: she has White House press credentials

We'll see how long she can keep those.


I think it's safe to say that "has" has been replaced with "had" in that first sentence.

Obdicut - thanks for the chuckle!

\UNICORNS AND SKRIMPS FOR EVERYBODY!

DarnoKonrad: 5 bucks says she becomes a contributor to FOX news channel in the near future.

I don't know; I read some of her back articles, and she seems a little bat-shiat insane much, even for them.

She's just more brave than any of the other anti-equality people. They should all prove their commitment by trying the same thing.

This calls for a hanging?

Latinwolf: robotdanceparty!: can't. stop. loling.

Obdicut may have just gotten me fired

Word, all the comments under each of her pictures. Drew really needs to do a photoshop contest for that pic.

seconded!

aug3: This calls for a hanging?

They said you was hung... and they was right.

vernonFL: I see Obama has continued Bush's policy of 'Free Speech Zones'.

The One doesn't want to hear or read any descent.

I want to give you props, but seriously... you couldn't even get dissent right, and you're kind of off topic with the free speech zones... maybe you could have tried something involving anthrax panic or something.

1/10, you spelled "Bush" correctly at least.

Lee, who said this was the second last presidential event she has covered, was later released.

Fixed that for her.

firefly212: vernonFL: I see Obama has continued Bush's policy of 'Free Speech Zones'.

The One doesn't want to hear or read any descent.

I want to give you props, but seriously... you couldn't even get dissent right, and you're kind of off topic with the free speech zones... maybe you could have tried something involving anthrax panic or something.

1/10, you spelled "Bush" correctly at least.

2/10, You barely pretended to not get descent.

GWShenlong05:
Does this black Georgian woman really want to carry this dialogue back to 1959? Really?

She clearly knows her time. I wonder if she knows her place?

Wait, there's got to be a better way to say that.

Oh, and:





ARREST THAT MAN, HE'S INFILTRATED THE SECRET SERVICE

MojoGobo: Wait, there's got to be a better way to say that.

There is, but it involves German shepherds and fire hoses.

Yes! 7th greenlight!

HotWingConspiracy: Oh, and:

ARREST THAT MAN, HE'S INFILTRATED THE SECRET SERVICE

That was, to me, easily the funniest comment on Fark in the last year.

Lelo34: Cytokine Storm: vernonFL: I see Obama has continued Bush's policy of 'Free Speech Zones'.

The One doesn't want to hear or read any descent decent

/pet peeve

still wrong

That's the joke.

BravadoGT: Look at the way they're forcibly and offensively touching her! It's so cruel and degrading...why, it's Abu Gharib and Gitmo all over again! Tell your Secret Service gestapo to end the torturing NOW, Mr. Obama!

Oh, the humanity!

You missed funny by a good mile

BravadoGT: Look at the way they're forcibly and offensively touching her! It's so cruel and degrading...why, it's Abu Gharib and Gitmo Queen Elizabeth all over again! Tell your Secret Service gestapo to end the torturing NOW, Mr. Obama!

Oh, the humanity!

Fixed for ideological constancy.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Yes! 7th greenlight!

Way to go Britney Spear's Rectum!

farking rednecks. same everywhere you go.

ignorant and they just loves Jesus, even though they know little about him.

jes loves him and yet follow little of what he actually taught his followers.

PumpUpDaFark: Way to go Britney Spear's Rectum!

That damn near killed 'em

Father (Mother?) Lee writes,
People work to isolate, and make one feel worthless. One priest has refused to give COMMUNION to a female in a cassock or chasuble. That same priest knew nothing of the tsunami, the Iraq War, mudslides or any of the disasters before they occurred; he gives COMMUNION to child molesters and worse; yet, he is qualified to judge a female based on gender alone. He should ask himself if he is worthy to be a priest. He has a brain, but he does not understand. He has ears, but he does not hear; eyes but he does not see.



Emails are plucked from yahoo; phones lines are tapped and threats continue. One rejects all shots including Novocain at the dentist when one has been poisoned and one's life has been threatened. Last week a dentist used a ray gun to dry a filling; it sent shockwaves through the body. Now there are headaches and pains that shoot from one side of the head to the other from time to time. It is the hope of some cowardly person or persons that these things will bring about a retreat. Not so! Another call is made to the Justice Department and a formal complaint will be written to President Bush asking for an investigation into the abuse by powerful people who have the means to make these things happen.

The woman clearly is in need of clinical treatment for serious mental illness. These paranoid fantasies are symptomatic of a psychotic break with reality.


Im suprised that nobody at the Georgia Informer seems to have noticed that the woman is seriously delusional. At Fox News, she'd blend in.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If they're going to give credentials to a loony monthly paper, then it's just a matter of time before they give credentials to blogs, and, from there:

"Mr. Secret Muslin Kenyan Socialist "President?" I'm ReagansBalls332 from FreeRepublic.com news! Do you hate Jesus or America more?"

Too late, believe it or not. It's called World Net Daily^.

Joelogon: Bloody William: If you run at the president with anything? Beatdown will ensue. Likely followed by being detained for questioning until they determine whether you're an assassin or just crazy and stupid. And if you're the latter... a slap on the wrist and let 'em go. No reason to lock someone up for being crazy and stupid, especially when it's not all that dangerous.

"I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him and hand it to him." -- Jack Handey

Came here for Jack Handey, left grinning.

She didn't try to give president smerky the letter. She asked someone if they would give it to him when he arrived, he said "no". Then she said she'd give it to him herself that's when they removed her the first time. Then security allowed her to return when she promised she would not yell or wave, but then other officers arrived and told her to leave.