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(eBay)   For Sale: Donkey that spits cigarettes out of its butt   ( divider line
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3659 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Sep 2001 at 8:45 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-07 08:50:36 AM  
Does it come with a mexican prostitute?
2001-09-07 08:51:52 AM  
2001-09-07 08:57:46 AM  
Damn $20!! I have one of these, it was one of the few things I got after my Grandmother passed away. I also have this box that opens with a skeleton bringing up a cig for you and it plays "Smoke gets in your eyes" what a classic! I don't smoke any more but they are still amusing.
2001-09-07 08:58:03 AM  
sort of like a PEZ dispenser for cigarettes...
2001-09-07 08:58:51 AM  
I hear the Rosie O'Donnell model pops and entire box of cigars out its ass.
2001-09-07 08:59:57 AM  
and a case of Ho Hos Basset
2001-09-07 09:05:34 AM  
mmmmm......ho hos (or yodels, same thing, different name)
2001-09-07 09:08:59 AM  
"Cigars, cigarettes, Ho Hos."

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2001-09-07 09:10:01 AM  
That's nice......
2001-09-07 09:11:27 AM  
I'll bid on it.
2001-09-07 09:16:26 AM  
Why bid on a used one when you can buy a brand new one?
2001-09-07 09:20:20 AM  
I've seen that ass before....
2001-09-07 09:39:35 AM  
$31??? Bullshiat. Big Fun here in Cleveland sells them for way under $10. Perhaps I should pick a few up sometime soon and sell them on Ebay.
2001-09-07 09:39:44 AM  
"Hours of amusement?"
2001-09-07 09:58:11 AM  
new Taco Bell kiddie toy
2001-09-07 09:58:38 AM  
Great, I always wanted to put my lips around something that shot out of a donkey's ass. Now, if they were offering a donkey that spit AOL cd's out of it's ass, they'd have something.
2001-09-07 09:59:43 AM  
I like they way they guy says its from the 50's... looks the same as the new one... hmm, I'll take the 6 dollar new one.
2001-09-07 10:01:58 AM  
Chuff me, there's 4 bids on the bloody thing already!
2001-09-07 10:02:25 AM  
Actually, the new one looks like cheap plastic McDonald's-toy-meal quality. The old one looks a lot better.
2001-09-07 10:25:15 AM  
I'm gonna bid on this. Instead of cigs, I'm gonna put my joints in there. The cops would never think to look in the donkey.
2001-09-07 10:59:07 AM  
That is hilarious.I bought one of those when I was eleven at a garage sale. It does not hold up well to M-80's though.
2001-09-07 11:03:31 AM  
I picked up 5 of these a few years ago. Big hit at the frats. Go figure.
2001-09-07 11:43:05 AM  
"Hard to find something as tastefull as this nowadays" (sic)

Don't I wish....
2001-09-07 11:48:44 AM  
nice ass
2001-09-07 12:09:54 PM  
I think QVS had a moose that dispenced M & M 's from it's butt ....
much more healthfull.......
2001-09-07 12:21:15 PM  
you could get one from here for 7 bucks
2001-09-07 12:48:07 PM  
so That's where cigarettes come from. Now I understand the smell.
2001-09-07 02:17:44 PM  
man ive had 2 huge boxes of those in my basement for years.
2001-09-07 02:37:46 PM  
I just emailed the guy that won, and showed him the link above. I'll let y'all know what his reply is. I hope he doesn't collect guns.
2001-09-07 03:53:58 PM  
Reply from auction winner:


where were you before the auction closed. Does me
little good but upset me now. Thanks."

I didn't know the auction was ending so soon, but now I feel like a heel.
2001-09-07 06:31:52 PM  
This is an updated version of the original, which old-timers will recall as a standard in the Johnson Smith novelty catalog. The original was all brown with black painted highlights. It only dispensed filterless Camels, Pall Malls, Luckies, Chesterfields, etc. Anything else wouldn't fit.

I'm guessing this a rip-off from the mid-'60s.
2001-09-07 06:43:07 PM  
Isn't everything these days?
2001-09-07 11:43:01 PM  
WoodyTX to ebay winner: ya pays yer money, ya takes yer chances...

It still beats anyone that bid on the naked guy selling the teapot auction...
2001-09-08 03:49:15 AM  
yeah! i sumbitted this one
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