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(Ananova)   Wacky Norwegian teens measure boners in class.   ( divider line
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5787 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Sep 2001 at 8:44 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-07 08:49:49 AM  
I wonder if they were using "Viking Viagra"???
2001-09-07 09:02:22 AM  
Would the fine have been less if their weeners were longer?
2001-09-07 09:06:01 AM  
"A girl pupil was in the Sunnmøre classroom at the time and reported the boys to the headteacher. She said she found the incident degrading."

She was jealous.
2001-09-07 09:21:06 AM  
so who won?
2001-09-07 09:24:00 AM  
The headteacher!! Bahaha.
2001-09-07 09:24:34 AM  
...metric, right? Metric...

Ya, sure, youbetcha...
2001-09-07 10:04:19 AM  
What the fark's up with the Swedes and Norwegians lately? Virgin counting principles, cake tossing and now dick measuring. Are they just farking bored or what?
2001-09-07 10:04:27 AM  
The girl narc'd on them!!

She was just frightenend by its massive size. (im Norwiegan, i know)

Is this the same school as the "virgin finder" headmaster??
2001-09-07 10:12:34 AM  
Why didn't I get to do that in high school?
2001-09-07 10:14:25 AM  
She found the incident degrading? Wouldn't they have to be measuring her penis for there to be any degradation?
2001-09-07 10:18:29 AM  
"We measured and it's official. The winner of the "Biggest Norwegian Dick" goes to Lars Peckerholm."

[image from too old to be available]
2001-09-07 10:34:44 AM  

Degrading? For the girl? Sounds like she has a case of PENIS ENVY! She was just jealous becassue she could get in on the fun. Poor left-out young thing.

Males get stiff. Live with it, lady.

2001-09-07 10:46:09 AM  
Eventually penises will be illegal.
2001-09-07 10:58:59 AM  
Wouldn't it be the headteacher's job to be doing the measuring? Oh never mind, it's still before noon so I can't think clearly.
2001-09-07 11:45:17 AM  
I can see it being degrading if they were measuring her fat ass.
2001-09-07 11:47:15 AM  
When erections are outlawed, only outlaws will have erections.


You can have my erection when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
2001-09-07 12:00:41 PM  
2001-09-07 12:21:29 PM  
WoodyTX, thanks for the laugh!

Why did I even venture into here to read these posts?
2001-09-07 12:21:45 PM  
where's the pic?
2001-09-07 01:17:35 PM  
In a related story Norwegian school girls determine the exact measurement of a coont hair
2001-09-07 01:30:48 PM  
like every guy here hasn't measured his boner, in class.
2001-09-07 01:48:04 PM  
why do these guys have to be punished just because one biatch found it "degrading"?

*I* find network television "degrading" -- so why doesn't someone give NBC a crippling fine on my behalf???
2001-09-07 02:07:27 PM  
Who took my picture of the girl pleasuring the goats away?
2001-09-07 02:53:11 PM  
UPDATE: After seeing the boners for themselves, the police decided to drop the charges because of a lack of evidence.
2001-09-07 03:22:23 PM  
I don't know about the rest of you guys, but any time I get a woody, hunting down a ruler is the LAST thing on my mind!!!!
2001-09-07 04:47:49 PM  
I wonder if they sniffed their fingers after and compared the stench?
2001-09-07 05:57:44 PM  

Has anyone considered that it cost them quite a bit of money to do that...

theere's money to be made in catching people showing off there get out there and find them (over here ladies...)

hehehehe jk

2001-09-07 06:52:57 PM  
What is it with those Scandinavians? Who knew that all that pr0n of Scandinavians in school was right?

Not only that, but why does it seem their punishments are always monetary? Didn't that principal with the virgin-list get fined, too? I guess they're not in to pitchforks and torches.
2001-09-07 07:56:31 PM  
Anyone notice that the girl went and reported the two to the "headteacher"?
2001-09-07 08:21:08 PM  
That reminds me of a joke:

I went to a great restaurant last night. They had dozens of waiters serving each customer, each one had their own specialty. There was the napkin waiter, the cutlery waiter, the appetizer waiter, the main course waiter, the head waiter. God I love that restaurant!
2001-09-07 08:53:07 PM  
Every guy has put a ruler to his bushwhacker before. I know I have (and I didn't use a metric ruler). Most of us just don't do it in class.
2001-09-07 10:12:47 PM  
What were these guys thinking? You'd think that you don't have to tell people everything about what's proper and what's not, but NOT pulling Big Jim out in the classroom should be obvious. I agree that they should be fined- call it a stupid tax.
2001-09-07 11:17:32 PM  
2001-09-08 12:03:57 AM  
671 dollars
2001-09-08 04:31:04 AM  
I have long been an advocate of the stupid tax, Bongoman!!!
2001-09-08 05:51:33 PM  
Qwerty: I almost choked on my lunch when I caught on to that joke. That's awful!
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