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(Burlington Free Press)   In a mysterical trifecta of Fark weirdness, Cop shoots dog named Hooch, who was attacking Yoda. Remains on force   (burlingtonfreepress.com) divider line 95
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2009-05-27 11:57:43 AM
Hooch is crazy
 
2009-05-27 12:33:34 PM
Third base!
 
2009-05-27 01:08:30 PM
Mysterical?
 
2009-05-27 01:08:39 PM
I know this guy, used to work with him.
/subby
 
2009-05-27 01:09:07 PM
bigmf: Mysterical?

came here to ask the same question.
 
2009-05-27 01:09:28 PM
Remains on force

The dog's remains?
 
2009-05-27 01:09:48 PM
Star Wars headline trifecta now in play.
 
2009-05-27 01:10:07 PM
vudukungfu: I know this guy, used to work with him.
/subby


could you define mysterical for us subby?
 
2009-05-27 01:10:17 PM
I thought the perfect fark headline would incorporate, "Busty Redhead Asian Jailbait from Sweden"
 
2009-05-27 01:10:28 PM
wat
 
2009-05-27 01:10:40 PM
Was the cops name Turner?
 
2009-05-27 01:11:21 PM
Heheh, the mysterical took me aback too, but I kinda liked it.
 
2009-05-27 01:11:44 PM
Tatsuma: Hooch is crazy

i551.photobucket.com
 
2009-05-27 01:12:11 PM
x tek:

could you define mysterical for us subby?


A gal from that very town used to use the word.
It was her cross between hysterical and mystical.
She's passed on by I though I would pull the old word out of mothballs, as it should fit the impending thread.
 
2009-05-27 01:12:55 PM
Is fark about to implode on itself thereby causing Skynet to become self aware.

/If you have read this, you are the resistance.
 
2009-05-27 01:13:18 PM
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering bustin' a cap in yo' dog's ass
 
2009-05-27 01:13:31 PM
vudukungfu: It was her cross between hysterical and mystical.

Hah. I thought it was a cross between mysterious and magical.
 
2009-05-27 01:13:48 PM
blog.hemmings.com
does not approve
 
2009-05-27 01:14:00 PM
canadianloon: /If you have read this, you are the resistance.

Yet another way in which that 13 year old kid with cancer is well and truly screwed.
 
2009-05-27 01:16:00 PM
Begun, the Hooch thread has
 
2009-05-27 01:16:23 PM
IXI Jim IXI: canadianloon: /If you have read this, you are the resistance.

Yet another way in which that 13 year old kid with cancer is well and truly screwed.


It took me a minute, but when I finally got it, I did this: LOL.
 
2009-05-27 01:16:30 PM
Hooch for the pooch?

/not obsure
 
2009-05-27 01:16:41 PM
Little.Alex: I thought the perfect fark headline would incorporate, "Busty Redhead Asian Jailbait from Sweden"

Huh?

/ Not that I disagree, but where'd this come from?
 
2009-05-27 01:17:11 PM
techmaniac: Was the cops name Turner?

that it took so long is a fark failure, but you still win the thread
 
2009-05-27 01:18:24 PM
He did not try to save the dog, he did save the dog, with a bullet. Usually does the job.

He did what he had to do for Yoda!
 
2009-05-27 01:18:40 PM
Just store Yoda in a block of ice.
 
2009-05-27 01:19:31 PM
Turnertechmaniac: Was the cops name Turner?

Turner around, we have a winner.
 
2009-05-27 01:19:40 PM
Who shot my hooch
Who got my hooch baby.
Who shot the only sweetest thing in the world?
 
2009-05-27 01:20:19 PM
Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the showerhead?! Hmm?! Did you do it? Did you? If it happens again... I will wait in my SUV, blast me some speed metal five point one surround sound, heavy on the bass....... And someone. Will be getting. Mowed. Down.
 
2009-05-27 01:20:40 PM
Wasn't it only a few threads ago that some clueless retard claimed that a cop would never kill somebody's dog, citing a supposed lack of evidentiary cases? Hmm.

/The Dumb Side was strong with that one.
//May the cop-hating circle-jerk be with us.
 
2009-05-27 01:21:46 PM
They could have been just playing. My sister had two dogs, one 5x bigger then the other. They would fight, hard and they both enjoyed it.
 
2009-05-27 01:23:57 PM
I think we should give the cop a big Han
 
2009-05-27 01:23:57 PM
As always I hope this over powered pig gets jail time then repeatedly raped while he's in there.

Damn cops, criminal scum all of them.
 
2009-05-27 01:25:10 PM
The dog had to be shot. But why the cop is being prosecuted and not the owner of Hooch, I do not know. If you raise a vicious animal, you should be held accountable for it.
 
2009-05-27 01:26:48 PM
MDGeist: As always I hope this over powered pig gets jail time then repeatedly raped while he's in there.

Damn cops, criminal scum all of them.


A troll, I think you might be.

Hateful, strong and misguided your words are.
 
2009-05-27 01:27:23 PM
Queensowntalia:
Hah. I thought it was a cross between mysterious and magical.


That is probably more like it.
I can't ask her, she died a while back.
 
2009-05-27 01:30:09 PM
MDGeist: As always I hope this over powered pig gets jail time then repeatedly raped while he's in there.

Damn cops, criminal scum all of them.


You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy.

/We must be cautious.
 
2009-05-27 01:30:13 PM
MDGeist: As always I hope this over powered pig gets jail time then repeatedly raped while he's in there.
 
2009-05-27 01:31:11 PM
Was Manamana on the Muppet Show?
 
2009-05-27 01:31:18 PM
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2009-05-27 01:32:30 PM
Dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit!
 
2009-05-27 01:35:02 PM
Who's yard were they in? I'm reading it as the little dog invaded the big dog's territory...
 
2009-05-27 01:35:14 PM
Dean Franz: Begun, the Hooch thread has

Ha!
 
2009-05-27 01:37:15 PM
Thank you Farkers, for not posting the Turner & Hooch pictures, I hated the slobering quite a bit.
 
2009-05-27 01:37:16 PM
FTA: .The maximum penalty for cruelty to animals -- a fine of $2,000, up to one year in prison or both -- is greater than the maximum penalty for reckless endangerment, he said.

Because cruelty to an animal is more important than shooting at a 2 year old on a swing.

In other news, Hooch was only 80 pounds. Is the cop a cripple or something? I pick up and wrestle with my 75 pound golden doodle all the time. Certainly any normal sized man could stop it, or at the LEAST could have picked up his own dog and taken it inside.
 
2009-05-27 01:37:19 PM
MDGeist: As always I hope this over powered pig gets jail time then repeatedly raped while he's in there.

Damn cops, criminal scum all of them.


Get a speeding ticket on the way to work this morning?
 
2009-05-27 01:42:11 PM
I am OK with this, as long as the cop eats hat he shoots
 
2009-05-27 01:44:34 PM
MDGeist: As always I hope this over powered pig gets jail time then repeatedly raped while he's in there.

Damn cops, criminal scum all of them.



I don't think you're entirely stable.
 
2009-05-27 01:49:01 PM
Shoot the cop's dog
 
2009-05-27 01:50:07 PM
What did I not do the Fark cop hate thing correctly? Damn and I tried so hard this time.
 
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