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voltOhm		2009-05-27 07:35:51 AM

anywhere else and the "wings" would be known as "tumors."

silly chinese... Winged cat stew anyone?

Wizzin		2009-05-27 07:43:25 AM

Given the quantity and variety of pollution in China, it would be a surprise if all sorts of freak show animals don't start appearing.

vegasj		2009-05-27 07:44:23 AM

awwww... it his angel wings!

holiday_inn_in_cambodia		2009-05-27 07:50:05 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Winged cats

I found your article enlightening but I was rapidly linked to something much better:
Arrested on One Count of Being an Accessory to a Breast (new window)

Badgerlad		2009-05-27 07:50:33 AM

Remember; every time you masturbate, God gives a kitten its wings. One way or the other.

KhamanV		2009-05-27 07:59:41 AM

Viral marketing for that next Team ICO game?

The Voice of Doom		2009-05-27 08:03:26 AM

Does it ask riddles?

DaddyRat		2009-05-27 08:03:37 AM

Harry Freakstorm:
...
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Yes, that's right. I'm afraid I have a speech impediment. I can't pronounce the letter B.
Mr. Bounder:
Uh, C.
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Yes, that's right, B. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sbhoolboy. I was attacked by a Siamese bat.
Mr. Bounder:
Uh, ah, a Siamese cat.
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
No, a Siamese bat. They're more dangerous.

What a silly bunt.

FlintEastwood		2009-05-27 08:12:19 AM

MYSTERY SOLVED

Chinese woman + free time + foam n furred wings + cat = headline

Ikimasen		2009-05-27 08:21:38 AM

Moggy?

necropoultryac		2009-05-27 08:22:59 AM

Has anybody thought that this cat could be hot wings AND general tso's kitten on the buffet?

AbbeySomeone		2009-05-27 08:24:37 AM

Part chupacabra maybe?

Lilan		2009-05-27 08:26:15 AM

I guess that mom really was right... You are what you eat.

fullshredder		2009-05-27 08:27:45 AM

Mystere: Is not amused.

Nall! That game ruled.

bishop6042		2009-05-27 08:33:06 AM

Cats don't really fly, they just jump really far. Just watch the Cats of Ulthar when they leap from the rooftops for the Moon.

Lord_Baull		2009-05-27 08:34:17 AM

It's a streetlight.

/very dissappointed that I am the first to mention it

id10ts		2009-05-27 08:36:30 AM

Approves.

/yep, hot

For those obscured: Clicky here (pops)

namegoeshere		2009-05-27 08:37:48 AM

AbbeySomeone: Part chupacabra maybe?

Dammit!! I was almost to the end of the thread...

Came here to say, "It's a really, really cute chupacabra."

/shakes tiny winged fist

Tex_Arkana		2009-05-27 08:41:38 AM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers		2009-05-27 08:42:34 AM

/another pussy with wings
//hot, unlike the movie

wild9		2009-05-27 08:43:11 AM

SpaceyCat

If someone is going to do a caption, they should at least be able to spell the name of the person they are quoting correctly

Slartibartfast's first fjord		2009-05-27 08:49:03 AM

Wings are one thing, but let me know when we start gettign the six-limbed, telepathic kind.

//wasted a lot of time reading the free e-books
// not the worst of Baen's catalog by far

cchris_39		2009-05-27 08:53:42 AM

Evolutionists immediately declare it the missing link.

handycapt		2009-05-27 08:59:06 AM

cchris_39: Evolutionists immediately declare it the missing link.

Creationists declare that GOD must have created it. Or maybe SATAN!!! Is it a devil cat??

cretinbob		2009-05-27 09:07:06 AM

over in two.
The only experts baffled are the retards who never heard of the internet. or books.

Kazuya		2009-05-27 09:14:24 AM

cchris_39: Evolutionists immediately declare it the missing link.

Conservative speechulating tip #1262
Add -ist to any word to give it a nasty sound

Dances-With-Lobster		2009-05-27 09:14:39 AM

How come no one claims THIS is Jesus?

Boobiesontheside		2009-05-27 09:17:42 AM

Shoop ears, or at least ears.

Airwolf		2009-05-27 09:20:33 AM

globalwarmingpraiser		2009-05-27 09:26:03 AM

I hated tressyn. Plus you didn't get enough experiance for the bastards.

NYRBill		2009-05-27 09:40:19 AM

one of those would make a good familiar......

buried_alive		2009-05-27 09:42:32 AM

You know somebody in China is going to chop those wings off and deep fry them.

HagarTheHorrible		2009-05-27 09:43:54 AM

The real question is whether its bones can be ground up to use as an aphrodesiac.

NYRBill		2009-05-27 09:46:15 AM

FrancoFile: Jhary-a-Conel approves.

nice one +1
/I salute you with my six fingered silver hand

NoxNoctus		2009-05-27 09:48:46 AM

I browsed too fast and combined this link and the one below it as "Bravarian Cat Waffles".

reading comprehension wut.

frigginfarker		2009-05-27 09:55:41 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Winged cats

yeah, cat, China, wings ... evolution to escape the buffett?

Robert1966		2009-05-27 10:01:52 AM

They don't seem even a little baffled. There's a lot of space between not being certain and being baffled.

Death_Poot		2009-05-27 10:02:48 AM

meh, I picked this kitty up over the weekend. Look at her front paws.......

i263.photobucket.com

/has six claws on each front foot
//yes, her name is "thumbs"

Larger Than Marge		2009-05-27 10:05:58 AM

NYRBill 2009-05-27 09:46:15 AM
FrancoFile: Jhary-a-Conel approves.

nice one +1
/I salute you with my six fingered silver hand

Perhaps this means the Cosmic Balance is finally about to right itself.

Murgus618		2009-05-27 10:18:13 AM

Death_Poot: meh, I picked this kitty up over the weekend. Look at her front paws.......

/has six claws on each front foot
//yes, her name is "thumbs"

Pretty normal polydactyly kitten or Hemmingway cat, a colony of those are in the Keys at the Hemmingway Museum.

jonny99		2009-05-27 10:28:14 AM

fuzzy long-haired cats tend to form "dreads" in their fur... not wings, not tumors, just knotted-up fur. some reasonably sharp scissors will do the trick.

Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom		2009-05-27 10:40:14 AM

Death_Poot: meh, I picked this kitty up over the weekend. Look at her front paws....... /has six claws on each front foot... yes, her name is "thumbs"

MITTENS!

Her name shall henceforth be "Mittens" damnit!

icanhazsteak		2009-05-27 10:43:27 AM

wings and thumbs...

i91.photobucket.com

/name is La Bamba... not Thumbs or Mittens

Helena Handbasket		2009-05-27 10:44:24 AM

Death_Poot: meh, I picked this kitty up over the weekend. Look at her front paws.......

/has six claws on each front foot
//yes, her name is "thumbs"

'Thumbelina' would have been cuter.

protectyourlimbs		2009-05-27 10:44:58 AM

AbortionsForAll		2009-05-27 10:46:19 AM

Damn you Mystere! God damn you to Hell!

GroovyNapkins16		2009-05-27 10:57:52 AM

Tex_Arkana, I absolutely loved those books

Spongebob Plaid Pants		2009-05-27 10:58:12 AM

Helena Handbasket: Death_Poot: meh, I picked this kitty up over the weekend. Look at her front paws.......

/has six claws on each front foot
//yes, her name is "thumbs"

'Thumbelina' would have been cuter.

How about "Hitch-hiker"

fark the casbah		2009-05-27 11:07:47 AM

It's in China, and they haven't eaten it yet?

\mmmm, Chinese wings...
\\I would be this has been said, but I didn't read the farkin thread

NYRBill		2009-05-27 11:13:23 AM

Spongebob Plaid Pants: Helena Handbasket: Death_Poot: meh, I picked this kitty up over the weekend. Look at her front paws.......

/has six claws on each front foot
//yes, her name is "thumbs"

'Thumbelina' would have been cuter.

How about "Hitch-hiker"

sure, it's all fun and game until they learn to cast spells

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