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2009-05-27 01:33:49 AM  
Mayostard: I'm not experiencing any real pain for Tyson, or the girl's family, but stories like this cause a dip in my stomach.
After the birth of my son, something really changed in the way that I feel about stories like this.
I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. Any father does.


x2

A couple years ago, there was that little girl whose f***ed up parents locked her out of the house because they were fed up with her crying... it was the middle of winter, she had nowhere to go, and so she eventually walked to the playground to die (circling back home at least once). F***ING WANTED TO **** UP THAT DUDE, and normally I'm not violent.

And then there was that biatch recently who just suffocated her kid... and then GAVE HIM CPR BEFORE SUFFOCATING HIM AGAIN. F***ING BEYOTCH... but then she's f***ed up in the head, and I'm sure I don't want to know what kind of hell put her in that situation. f***ing people.

So many damn f***ed up "parents". Holy shiat. I totally understand Angelina Jolie, even if she might be insane. If I could adopt a shiatload of kids & give them a better life, I would. (My wife says 2 kids is enough, and she sometimes thinks I'm crazy for wanting more. I say more love in the world is good)

Mostly, these stories remind me how important time is, and being present now. There's no "me" time anymore when you're married because relationships require effort & attention... even moreso when you got kids into the mix.

You only really have "me" time when you have childish things anyway, IMO. There's always more than you to think about as an adult.

/probably nothing like that has to do with Mike Tyson's daughter, but Mike had a bad life himself. His shiatty life made him a great boxer & horrible at life. If someone hugged him & encouraged him as a child, who knows what he could have been?
 
2009-05-27 01:36:14 AM  
Ordinarily, I don't post the kind of heinous stuff that I've put on the threads on this topic. And yes, I have kids, nieces, and nephews that range in age from newborn to adults living on their own.

(At least they've so far been smart enough to avoid using a treadmill as a make-shift gallows.)

But white knighting and hypocrisy make me do bad things out of pure spite.

Enjoy some good old Alice Cooper (new window), ya crybabies!
 
2009-05-27 01:36:53 AM  
lantawa: CasperImproved: I still believe that Lorelle is a really sweet person.

The rest of you still reading this are a bunch of nards.

Stupid farker. This applies to you far more than anyone else I've dealt with over the last week, you insincere sack of offal:


Thank You!
 
2009-05-27 01:45:36 AM  
Lorelle: CasperImproved: It wouldn't matter what you think... I mostly use my lips to show appreciation. In your case, you get nothing, and I would be surprised if you could raise a female that actually likes you enough to have an opinio that wasn't latex based.

Please go to TFD right NOW...the Welcome Committee is waiting for you. :)


Thanks Lorelle.

I went there, saw a bunch of cynical farkers, but alas, you were not there. Can you PM me tomorrow EST time? I'd really like that. These days I don't want to pass on people that are likely those I'd like to have as lifelong friends. I BS, but sometimes I don't.

Casper
 
2009-05-27 01:48:43 AM  
i40.tinypic.com

/Sorry
 
2009-05-27 01:50:30 AM  
Lorelle: jaylectricity: Montuckian: Add it to your pretty profile, Jackass.

Regardless of what you told me in TF, Lorelle...you should really add that badge to your profile. I'd do it, but I'd be grossly misinforming others about how I look in a bikini.

Me, too! :D Besides, it doesn't match the style of the other badges.

CasperImproved: I still believe that Lorelle is a really sweet person.

The rest of you still reading this are a bunch of nards.

Dang, you are quite the insincere ass-kisser. In other words, you're my kinda guy.

Welcome to TF! You've earned it!


Did I mention that I kiss ass well? Seriously, want to get to know you better ;-)
 
2009-05-27 01:51:50 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: cptdon: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: HardRocker488: Sad to hear.

Thoughts and Prayers go out to the family.

Is there a more overused phrase in the English language? I mean excluding "I love you". I can't think of a single one. I really wish people would quit using this shiatty phrase when instead they should just admit they are too inept to think of something meaningful to say. Even a simple "tough break" would be better. Anyone who uses it is an unoriginal dumbfark who probably saved every birthday card anyone ever gave them.

It may be a shiatty phrase to you arsemunch but I did pray for the girl and her family before she died and for her family after. So go fark yourself and just don't use the damned phrase yourself.

Oh really? You prayed huh?



Go fark yourself.


Indeed I will, but besides that I shall cry a single tear for you torment in hell!
 
2009-05-27 02:04:43 AM  
Tony_Pepperoni: /Sorry

Well since you also went there...lets just flood it.

What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don't bleed.
What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.
Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
The family used it to crack nuts.
Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.
Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
So you can see the expression on their faces.
Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
How many babies fit in a blender?
Depends on how powerful the blender is.
How do you know when a baby is dead?
It doesn't cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.
How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.
How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.
How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
or:
A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.
What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.
What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
What is a foot long and can make a woman scream?
Stillbirth.
What is a foot long, blue, and makes women scream in the morning?
Crib death.
What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.
What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Baby with slashed floaties.
What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
What is red and hangs around trees?
A baby hit by a snow blower.
What is green and hangs around trees?
Same baby 3 weeks later.
What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What is pink and goes black with a "hiss."?
A baby thrown into a furnace.
What is brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What is black and goes up and down?
A baby in a toaster.
What is red and hangs out of the back of a train?
A miscarriage.
What is red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.
What is red and swings back and forth?
A baby on a meat hook.
What is red, screams, and goes around in circles?
A baby nailed to the floor.
What is red and sits in the corner?
A baby with razor blades.
What is blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a baggie.
What is black and sits in a corner?
A baby with it's finger in a power socket.
What is green and sits in the corner?
Same baby two weeks later.
What is black and charred?
A baby chewing on an extension cord.
What is black and white, runs around the room, and smokes?
A baby with his hair on fire.
What is blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
What is cold, blue and doesn't move?
A baby in your freezer.
What is pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza.
What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
The wall behind it.
What is white and glows pink?
A dead baby with an electrode up its ass.
What is more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
Ripping it off again.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline?
Stopping them with a shovel.
What is more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch?
Doing it with a snow blower.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.
What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A baby with a javelin through its throat.
What is little and can't fit through a door?
A baby with a spear in its head.
What is the definition of fun?
Playing fetch with a pitbull and a baby.
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A doberman on a children's playground.
What has 10 arms and blood all over it?
A pitbull in front of a pile of dead babies.
What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog's mouth?
Your baby's leg.
What present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Know what's gross?
Running over a baby with a truck.
Know whats worse?
Skidding on it.
Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires.
What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.

Quoted from Link (new window)
 
2009-05-27 02:05:10 AM  
I wish you all death on treadmills.
 
2009-05-27 02:10:57 AM  
Gentlemen, BEHOLD! Mike Tyson's abandoned mansion! (new window)

legion_of_doo: Mike had a bad life himself. His shiatty life made him a great boxer & horrible at life. If someone hugged him & encouraged him as a child, who knows what he could have been?

DEAD IN A DITCH! (new window)

/not the kind of person who kicks a guy when he's down, I prefer to use a baseball bat
 
2009-05-27 02:11:54 AM  
funmonger: I wish you all death on treadmills.

It could happen you know.

You know, in regards to those who think people think it is only sad when a celebrities child dies, I think it is sad when anyone dies, child or not. I also think it is sad when anyone gets hurt or hurts someone. Now that I said that I shall literally go back to farking myself!
 
2009-05-27 02:16:52 AM  
detfrost1: Tony_Pepperoni: /Sorry

Well since you also went there...lets just flood it.


Wow.. just wow. Why would you copy/paste something so large you had nothing to do with?

Try and stay classy in the future.. K?
 
2009-05-27 02:26:22 AM  
detfrost1: Tony_Pepperoni: /Sorry

Well since you also went there...lets just flood it...


Now THAT's the Fark I know and love!

/none of us are as cruel as all of us
 
2009-05-27 02:26:54 AM  
Mike can kiss my bunghole for being who he is. I feel so bad for the little girl. I hope other parents hear about this and decide to make sure their exercise equipment is safe.
 
2009-05-27 02:29:08 AM  
Skeezix: UnspokenVoice: Lorelle: Ima10urin8: poor Mike, I couldnt imagine what he's going through

Probably the same amount of pain the victims of his violent behavior went through. What goes around comes around.

It sounds like you deserve to be beaten, raped, and left for dead. Wishing bad on a kid? Yeah... What goes around comes around. DIAF

The troll already said that something bad happened to her at 4. I'm guessing that it was rape, and that's why she hates Tyson so much. I don't see anything about wishing death on his kid, though. But when you say that a woman deserves to be beaten and raped and left for dead because you don't like what she wrote, you're just as much a dick as Tyson. DIAF.


I am more a dick than Tyson, I'm just not as famous as he is so I don't get the recognition. Suck a cock, you sound fat, and your mother's a whore.
 
2009-05-27 02:34:48 AM  
So Tyson's kid died.
Big deal.
I hear he's going to have her stuffed and use her as a speedbag.
Then she can hang around forever,
 
2009-05-27 02:39:40 AM  
Hugo Zorilla = CCOCK SSUCKING BASSTARD
 
2009-05-27 02:40:06 AM  
Hugo Zorilla: So Tyson's kid died.
Big deal.
I hear he's going to have her stuffed and use her as a speedbag.
Then she can hang around forever,


This is why I come to Fark.
 
2009-05-27 02:49:27 AM  
Hugo Zorilla: So Tyson's kid died.
Big deal.
I hear he's going to have her stuffed and use her as a speedbag.
Then she can hang around forever,


Drummer: Hugo Zorilla = CCOCK SSUCKING BASSTARD

vegaswench: This is why I come to Fark.

The essence of Fark threads in three posts.
 
2009-05-27 03:03:24 AM  
This really wasn't what I wanted to see when I got home late. I never thought there'd be a time when my heart would break for Mike Tyson, but right now, that's exactly what it's doing.
 
2009-05-27 03:20:10 AM  
Would it be improper to flash boobs in this thread?
 
2009-05-27 03:32:53 AM  
while I think Mike is just above sub-human and a thug, I do feel for the family. no one deserves this. Kudos to Fark for taking sown the other headline. It doesn't take balls to be disrespectful. All it takes is a lack of class.
 
2009-05-27 03:35:00 AM  
Hobodeluxe: while I think Mike is just above sub-human and a thug, I do feel for the family. no one deserves this. Kudos to Fark for taking sown the other headline. It doesn't take balls to be disrespectful. All it takes is a lack of class.

I came to say this but you said it for me. Thanks.
 
2009-05-27 03:57:31 AM  
Late to this

Who cares?

Why is everyone making a fuss about this? Fark makes jokes about everything. Nothing has been sacred until now apparently. What happened to Darwin pics? What happened to clever yet offensive headlines? I have seen these for other dumbasses of all ages reported here-- children too.

/"Think of he children" people piss me off. Why are children better than adults? No one give a shait about a suffering adult, but OMFG an unfortunate child?! Guess what kids don't have to suffer as long. An adult can and often does suffer a fate much worse and longer than a rather quick death like this.
 
2009-05-27 04:03:35 AM  
I'm sure, in his mind, it's Whitey's fault.
 
2009-05-27 04:05:01 AM  
Paris in the the Spring: Would it be improper to flash boobs in this thread?

I think you're going to have to wait a while before the tabloids reveal her topless beach photos from that vacation 3 years ago.

I guess for now, you're just gonna have to satisfy yourself with that "CHILDREN'S UNDERWEAR, NOW ON SALE" ad from Walmart, that you keep under your mattress.

Just like any other night.
 
2009-05-27 04:40:30 AM  
Threads like this make all the dickheads on Fark come out of the woodwork. Actually I think they just go tell their buddies on 4chan to come over for a few minutes.
 
2009-05-27 04:41:35 AM  
Evil Cat: Late to this

Who cares?

Why is everyone making a fuss about this? Fark makes jokes about everything. Nothing has been sacred until now apparently. What happened to Darwin pics? What happened to clever yet offensive headlines? I have seen these for other dumbasses of all ages reported here-- children too.

/"Think of he children" people piss me off. Why are children better than adults? No one give a shait about a suffering adult, but OMFG an unfortunate child?! Guess what kids don't have to suffer as long. An adult can and often does suffer a fate much worse and longer than a rather quick death like this.


You are the coolest evar.
I bet you're the king of your group of idiot friends.
 
2009-05-27 05:00:37 AM  
Lorelle: Ima10urin8: poor Mike, I couldnt imagine what he's going through

Probably the same amount of pain the victims of his violent behavior went through. What goes around comes around.


Are you high? Seriously, are you? Or do you simply have no concept of Karmic retribution at all?

Wow.

While I am sure Tyson is feeling a good amount of grief over this horrible loss, in what sort of twisted world should a 4 year old child have to die because their father caused others pain?
 
2009-05-27 05:06:54 AM  
Good thing they aren't letting anyone know the brand and model of the treadmill and if the loop is made by the manufacturer.

/I did look at mine to make sure.
 
2009-05-27 05:23:44 AM  
[generic moral outrage at lack of tears on the internet]

/except not really.
 
2009-05-27 05:33:59 AM  
Darwin?

tragic but, Darwin
 
2009-05-27 05:37:56 AM  
Evil Cat: Late to this

Who cares?

Why is everyone making a fuss about this? Fark makes jokes about everything. Nothing has been sacred until now apparently. What happened to Darwin pics? What happened to clever yet offensive headlines? I have seen these for other dumbasses of all ages reported here-- children too.

/"Think of he children" people piss me off. Why are children better than adults? No one give a shait about a suffering adult, but OMFG an unfortunate child?! Guess what kids don't have to suffer as long. An adult can and often does suffer a fate much worse and longer than a rather quick death like this.


late troll is late.
 
2009-05-27 06:15:14 AM  
MmmmBacon: While I am sure Tyson is feeling a good amount of grief over this horrible loss, in what sort of twisted world should a 4 year old child have to die because their father caused others pain?

students.umf.maine.edu
www.smh.com.au
allhatnocattle.net
www.vn-agentorange.org
 
2009-05-27 06:22:43 AM  
I dont HATE Mike Tyson
I REALLY do not like the guy

but shedding a tear

// anybody who does not understand the loss of a child has never lost a child
/// Ive never lost a child
//// anybody who does not fear this, to the bone... does not have a child
// two kids, safe and sound in their rooms
// (last slashie allowed ?) - best wishes to the Tyson family
 
2009-05-27 06:30:42 AM  
Hugo Zorilla farking loled. I spit waffles on my desk to keep from choking like Tyson's daughter did. If you die on a treadmill you're either a farker or proving Darwin right.
 
2009-05-27 06:36:44 AM  
1. Well, that's sad. My condolences to kid, parents, et al.

2. What's up with parents naming their kids asinine things? Exodus? Dude.
 
2009-05-27 06:40:07 AM  
her neck apparently got caught in a treadmill cord

should have gone wireless
 
2009-05-27 07:14:03 AM  
CasperImproved: I still believe that Lorelle is a really sweet person.

The rest of you still reading this are a bunch of nards.


chesspuzz.com
 
2009-05-27 07:43:53 AM  
ilikeracecars: Lorelle: Probably the same amount of pain the victims of his violent behavior went through. What goes around comes around.

You're just as bad as the "God has a plan" people. This girl never did anything to anyone.




thepmsclub.files.wordpress.com

Oh yeah... this thread is all part of God's plan too!
 
2009-05-27 07:45:24 AM  
So... are they going to sell the treadmill? I'm looking to pick one up cheap.
 
2009-05-27 07:50:21 AM  
Akuinnen: So... are they going to sell the treadmill? I'm looking to pick one up cheap.

All part of God's plan to finally get you in shape.
 
2009-05-27 08:01:53 AM  
I hope that everyone here having a good laugh at the situation has a child that dies before the age of 5.

that is all.
 
2009-05-27 08:03:45 AM  
osiris111: I hope that everyone here having a good laugh at the situation has a child that dies before the age of 5.

that is all.


Why would you hope that?

You cruel bastard!
 
2009-05-27 08:03:52 AM  
Epiphany: Marisyana: Exodus! Movement of ja people!

/obligatory, courtesy of one Robert Nesta Marley

Dear Humanity:

Everyone dies eventually.

Most die run-of-the-mill deaths of what's considered old age ailments.

Some die in spectacular acts of stupidity.

Some die at their own hands.

Some die at the hands of others.

Some die happily.

Some die sadly.

Some die old.

Some die as adults.

Some die as teenagers.

Some die as children.

Some die as babies.

Everyone dies as someone's loved one.

No one else cares unless it's someone they know or can relate to.

Some will laugh at death.

Some will cry.

Death isn't wrong or right. It just is.

Deal with it in your own way.

That was beautiful. Was it from something?


I tend to wax poetic when I'm drunk.

/had a heinous filling-laden dentist appointment yesterday, self-medicated with Bacardi when I got home
//just in case--copyright 2009, Marisyana, don't steal, kthx
 
2009-05-27 08:07:51 AM  
I personally don't like Mike Tyson, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone or their family. I hope she rests in peace and that the family can somehow find peace after this tragic accident.
 
2009-05-27 08:27:36 AM  
This thread is a thousand fails. Thank god some real farkers started fixing it up at the end.
 
2009-05-27 08:31:50 AM  
osiris111: I hope that everyone here having a good laugh at the situation has a child that dies before the age of 5.

that is all.


We did, thanks for your concern!
 
2009-05-27 08:38:57 AM  
CastorPimp: osiris111: I hope that everyone here having a good laugh at the situation has a child that dies before the age of 5.

that is all.

We did, thanks for your concern!


Yeh really, I sure did.

Frankly, there's not enough dead children, this planet's population is currently unsustainable.
 
2009-05-27 09:15:19 AM  
The mom won't accept responsiblity, not when it was the treadmill manufacturer's fault. Major lawsuit in three...two...
 
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