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Ima10urin8		2009-05-26 08:15:48 PM

Boobies

ilikeracecars		2009-05-26 08:16:04 PM

bout time (not the death , the better headline)

HardRocker488		2009-05-26 08:16:18 PM

Sad to hear.

Thoughts and Prayers go out to the family.

Ima10urin8		2009-05-26 08:16:23 PM

poor Mike, I couldnt imagine what he's going through

buzzvert		2009-05-26 08:16:57 PM

HA HA! THIS HEADLINE IS MUCH FUNNIER! LOLZ +1

supremesaltine		2009-05-26 08:17:18 PM

Much better greenlight.

It is a tragedy, regardless of who she was related to.

Bathia_Mapes		2009-05-26 08:17:19 PM

Thanks for pulling that really tasteless headline mods.

nekom		2009-05-26 08:17:23 PM

Ima10urin8: poor Mike, I couldnt imagine what he's going through

I can't either, as I am a father of a young girl myself. As much as I can't stand that man, I wouldn't wish this on anyone. RIP little girl.

Visualingo		2009-05-26 08:17:29 PM

Thank you Fark.

Kyosuke		2009-05-26 08:17:32 PM

That'll be a popular t-shirt.

OrlandoTwo4		2009-05-26 08:17:35 PM

haha.

namegoeshere		2009-05-26 08:17:46 PM

Wow. That sucks. I'm so sorry for their loss.

MyFarkIsWorseThanMyBite		2009-05-26 08:17:48 PM

Farkmods, spineless AND bad judges of funny... W0000000T

Wombatzu		2009-05-26 08:17:51 PM

holy shiat, did FARK just grow a conscience?

SpinStopper		2009-05-26 08:18:21 PM

Very sad. I can't even imagine what it would be like :(

Menace II Sobriety		2009-05-26 08:18:21 PM

Once again, in the thread with the better headline:

I never thought I would say this, but...

Sorry to hear that, Mike Tyson.

MyFarkIsWorseThanMyBite		2009-05-26 08:18:36 PM

Wombatzu: holy shiat, did FARK just grow a conscience?

No, it tucked it's nuts

Inquisitive Inquisitor		2009-05-26 08:18:50 PM

That was an impressive swing of the pendulum. From completely tasteless headline to completely innocuous hum-drum headline in no time flat. Well, good job to the mod who finally made the decision.

SurfaceTension		2009-05-26 08:19:00 PM

Thank you for taking down that other headline, Admins.

/my condolences, Mr. Tyson

Lorelle		2009-05-26 08:19:02 PM

Ima10urin8: poor Mike, I couldnt imagine what he's going through

Probably the same amount of pain the victims of his violent behavior went through. What goes around comes around.

Bonkthat_Again		2009-05-26 08:19:15 PM

Her numbers was up

Browncoat		2009-05-26 08:19:22 PM

Props to the mods for deleting that other thread.

That having been said, some mod needs a serious talking to for ever greenlighting that thing and someone needs to get their account pulled for submitting that headline. We are talking the death of a four year old baby. Not a damn thing funny about that.

The Fourth Karamazov		2009-05-26 08:19:22 PM

MyFarkIsWorseThanMyBite: Wombatzu: holy shiat, did FARK just grow a conscience?

No, it tucked it's nuts

Then GTFO

OrlandoTwo4		2009-05-26 08:19:46 PM

Thanks for ruining a great thread, with this one.

I guess she won't be hanging around at that neighbors house anymore.

John Paul Jones		2009-05-26 08:19:51 PM

Inquisitive Inquisitor: That was an impressive swing of the pendulum. From completely tasteless headline to completely innocuous hum-drum headline in no time flat. Well, good job to the mod who finally made the decision.

Indeed.

The Great EZE		2009-05-26 08:19:53 PM

Thanks, FARK, for...cleaning up a sever farkup that you started espite it being easily avoidable in the first place?

/forgiving public is forgiving...

Menace II Sobriety		2009-05-26 08:20:14 PM

Wombatzu: holy shiat, did FARK just grow a conscience?

I believe it did.

Who woulda thought Mike Tyson would give us farkers a conscience?

/without beating it into us

MyFarkIsWorseThanMyBite		2009-05-26 08:20:29 PM

drevil877: Then GTFO

LOL Why I think it's funnier that they don't have the hairs to stand behind the decisions they make to greenlight tasteless stuff in the first place.

I aint complainin dumb biatch, I'm commenting...

ilikeracecars		2009-05-26 08:20:32 PM

Lorelle: Probably the same amount of pain the victims of his violent behavior went through. What goes around comes around.

You're just as bad as the "God has a plan" people. This girl never did anything to anyone.

pdieten		2009-05-26 08:21:26 PM

Lorelle: Ima10urin8: poor Mike, I couldnt imagine what he's going through

Probably the same amount of pain the victims of his violent behavior went through. What goes around comes around.

Wrong, moronette. If you want justice for what he did, give it to him not an innocent 4-year-old. She didn't get to pick her parents.

RIP

lantawa		2009-05-26 08:21:40 PM

Someone's got the Drewmeister on speed-dial for da sensitive shiat. He makes da calls on da sensitive shiat. I knows, 'cause I gots simeeee-lar siteeeashun in ma own much smaller bidness.

////ears, indeed
//kudos Drew
///done da right thing
/as they say...slashies

nekom		2009-05-26 08:21:50 PM

Lorelle: Probably the same amount of pain the victims of his violent behavior went through. What goes around comes around.

No. if HE died a violent and painful death, I'd be inclined to agree. Not a little girl though, not an innocent child, not ever.

RecliningBuddha		2009-05-26 08:21:52 PM

thankyou fark mods. Nobody deserves to lose a child, especially not like this. Imagine the terrible guilt felt by the mother, the shock and fright of the 7 year old brother who found her, and her daddy finding out via cell phone (I assume) that his baby girl is near death and to come home now. I feel for this family and yes, accidents happen.. but they still suck.

stevegarbowski		2009-05-26 08:22:08 PM

I feel bad for the original awesubmitter losing their win.

Don't forget Tyson once threatened to eat other people's children.

ToxicMunkee		2009-05-26 08:22:08 PM

Our moral conscience is intact! Now we can continue mocking the deaths of those who are older and not as cute. Because THAT's okay.

And fat people. Because everyone hates fat people.

/fascinated by inconsistent moral outrage

jaylectricity		2009-05-26 08:22:09 PM

Well, the other headline was bad and all but the thread was awesome.

Too bad they couldn't just red-light it like they did the last time they screwed up.

But anyway, is there an application process to be an admin for Fark or do you have to go down to Kentucky and buy Drew a ton of Heineken.

Lorelle		2009-05-26 08:22:19 PM

ilikeracecars: Lorelle: Probably the same amount of pain the victims of his violent behavior went through. What goes around comes around.

You're just as bad as the "God has a plan" people. This girl never did anything to anyone.

Oh, she's completely innocent, and I feel bad that she died. That being said, karma finally arrived for him.

FeloniousQ		2009-05-26 08:22:24 PM

reposting then, i guess

this is all very sad,

but people, please watch your kids or pay someone to do it for you.

a 4 year old should have never been alone in a home gym.

i know "you can't watch them every minute" but at least try.

big_pth		2009-05-26 08:22:27 PM

Lorelle

Probably the same amount of pain the victims of his violent behavior went through. What goes around comes around.

FARK YOU. This was a little kid you prat. She didn't do anything to anyone. But I guess you can tell whatever f'd-up demon that spawned you, that at least you got a jab in on a man you never even met, when you die.

MyFarkIsWorseThanMyBite		2009-05-26 08:22:28 PM

ilikeracecars: You're just as bad as the "God has a plan" people. This girl never did anything to anyone.

She doesn't care that the girl suffered that's outside her agenda, that Tyson suffers is all that matters for her.

She's an evolved thinker, extraneous reality does not come into play.

CastorPimp		2009-05-26 08:22:30 PM

FARK has so many crybabies. removing the other thread isn't going to bring the kid back.

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh249/The_one_king/internet_serious_business 4 .jpg

gilgigamesh		2009-05-26 08:22:32 PM

Waitaminute.

This isn't funny.

If I wanted vanilla headlines about dead children I'd read my local newspaper.

*grumble*

MyFarkIsWorseThanMyBite		2009-05-26 08:23:22 PM

lantawa: Someone's got the Drewmeister on speed-dial for da sensitive shiat. He makes da calls on da sensitive shiat. I knows, 'cause I gots simeeee-lar siteeeashun in ma own much smaller bidness.

LOL Wipe your chin next time you suck off the Drewmeister

Inquisitive Inquisitor		2009-05-26 08:23:36 PM

The Great EZE: Thanks, FARK, for...cleaning up a sever farkup that you started espite it being easily avoidable in the first place?

/forgiving public is forgiving...

I would've preferred they locked the old thread, left it TF only and ended it with the Moderator admitting to having made a mistake with allowing it to be greenlit in the first place.

Er...wait, I'm sorry, this is FARK and we tend to over-react. Ban everyone who commented in the thread, shot whoever submitted the thread and let's eat the modmin who greenlighted it!!!

lantawa		2009-05-26 08:23:52 PM

The Great EZE: Thanks, FARK, for...cleaning up a sever farkup that you started espite it being easily avoidable in the first place?

/forgiving public is forgiving...

English! Do you speak it?!?

Wombatzu		2009-05-26 08:24:15 PM

MyFarkIsWorseThanMyBite: Wombatzu: holy shiat, did FARK just grow a conscience?

No, it tucked it's nuts

what's the difference, said the nihilist.

MorrisBird		2009-05-26 08:24:19 PM

I'm very sorry this baby died. May she rest in peace. Poor little thing.

klymen		2009-05-26 08:24:27 PM

what is the other thread URL, what was the headline.

RecliningBuddha		2009-05-26 08:24:45 PM

SpinStopper: Very sad. I can't even imagine what it would be like :(

I think whoever you were in this baby's life... you would wish you could rewind the clock a few hours and save her by keeping an eye on her. The guilt must be unbearable.

MyFarkIsWorseThanMyBite		2009-05-26 08:25:07 PM

Inquisitive Inquisitor: I would've preferred they locked the old thread, left it TF only and ended it with the Moderator admitting to having made a mistake with allowing it to be greenlit in the first place.

Er...wait, I'm sorry, this is FARK and we tend to over-react. Ban everyone who commented in the thread, shot whoever submitted the thread and let's eat the modmin who greenlighted it!!!

They should make the backpedal an olympic event, Fark is as good as most public servants.

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