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2009-05-26 05:07:18 AM  
FTFA: "Investigators say the couple was playing a stripping game, the rules of which involved Madison shedding a layer of clothes for every left headlight the two managed to bust. The same rule applied to Sizemore and right headlights.

Investigators say Madison was in her underwear when police caught up with the couple."


One of them has some terrific aim. I'm surprised some pro football team hasn't signed them up. They could put the ball exactly where they wanted to.
 
2009-05-26 07:33:03 AM  
This sounds like a chick I should know...
 
2009-05-26 07:34:21 AM  
I am waiting for pics before I decide if I am upset with the guy or understanding.
 
2009-05-26 07:35:07 AM  
Geez, why couldn't they just play strip checkers like everyone else?


I used to have this strip checkers game. It was heavily weighted in favor of the guy. This one time, I decided to get this girl to play who was a friend of ours. I figured it would be fun to watch her get naked. Anyway, as it turns out, she was some checkers champion from hell. It didn't work out so well.
 
2009-05-26 07:35:46 AM  
Oh GOD I would have so beat their asses if they had done that shiat to me. People faring die from idiots droppin rocks on cars...
 
2009-05-26 07:36:21 AM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2009-05-26 07:37:27 AM  
This story was a lot more intriguing in my mind, complete with Benny Hill music, a chick in her panties running around, and the old dude from Benny Hill being whaled on by an old lady with an umbrella. Truth is not better than fiction.
 
2009-05-26 07:43:38 AM  
eddyatwork: This story was a lot more intriguing in my mind, complete with Benny Hill music, a chick in her panties running around, and the old dude from Benny Hill being whaled on by an old lady with an umbrella. Truth is not better than fiction.

I saw that on Telemundo the other day. Except it wasn't Benny Hill, it was an old Mexican guy that strongly resembled him.
 
2009-05-26 07:48:42 AM  
Both of these twats should do years in prison. Neither will get more than 30 days.
 
2009-05-26 07:55:26 AM  
Washingtucky. Nothing more needs to be said, folks.
 
2009-05-26 07:58:22 AM  
Lakewood: check
Meth: check
 
2009-05-26 08:03:46 AM  
z_gringo: Anyway, as it turns out, she was some checkers champion from hell. It didn't work out so well.

Did they not teach you and Man School to watch out for the checkers-shark ladies?
 
2009-05-26 08:05:28 AM  
That's a whole lot of win folks...
 
2009-05-26 08:11:26 AM  
14 cars damaged during WA couple's stripping game
Troopers have arrested a man and a woman suspected of damaging at least 14 vehicles by throwing rocks onto them from a railroad trestle over Interstate 5 near Lakewood, Wash., as a part of a bizarre stripping game.

LAKEWOOD, Wash. - Troopers have arrested a man and a woman suspected of damaging at least 14 vehicles by throwing rocks onto them from a railroad trestle over Interstate 5 near Lakewood, Wash., as a part of a bizarre stripping game.

Remember the scene in GOODFELLAS when Ray Liotta is introducing all the Mafiosos at the bar ? There was one named "Tommy Two-Times" because he said everything twice. This article should be credited to the "Seattle Times Three-Times"
 
2009-05-26 08:12:45 AM  
Strip Headlight Smash on Fox?
 
2009-05-26 08:32:03 AM  
It's all fun and games until you scratch a cop car.
 
2009-05-26 08:44:00 AM  
Whoa man, I nailed a cop car. That counts double! You gotta remove two pieces of clothing.
 
2009-05-26 08:45:51 AM  
Gill says the vehicles that were hit included a State Patrol cruiser.

img36.imageshack.us
 
2009-05-26 08:54:00 AM  
Well, I suppose it's better than if they played Strip Backgammon.
 
2009-05-26 08:55:59 AM  
He had her down to her underwear? I would be pissed if I was the guy.... He was *this* close!
 
2009-05-26 09:00:43 AM  
untaken_name: eddyatwork: This story was a lot more intriguing in my mind, complete with Benny Hill music, a chick in her panties running around, and the old dude from Benny Hill being whaled on by an old lady with an umbrella. Truth is not better than fiction.

I saw that on Telemundo the other day. Except it wasn't Benny Hill, it was an old Mexican guy that strongly resembled him.


Was it this guy?
images.chron.com
 
2009-05-26 09:12:34 AM  
So much fail, I don't even know where to begin.
 
2009-05-26 09:12:38 AM  
Where I'm from, Southern Ontario, there was some idiots about 15 years back who were throwing large rocks off an over pass. One went through a windshield and killed a 4 year old boy.

It does not matter if they are too stupid to know it is dangerous or simply don't care, these people should be taken out back and shot.
 
2009-05-26 09:19:57 AM  
w_jharris: Where I'm from, Southern Ontario, there was some idiots about 15 years back who were throwing large rocks off an over pass. One went through a windshield and killed a 4 year old boy.

It does not matter if they are too stupid to know it is dangerous or simply don't care, these people should be taken out back and shot.


img24.imageshack.us

/Doesn't disagree
 
2009-05-26 09:22:18 AM  
Isn't the Theory of Momentum, like "just a theory".

Maybe they were "taught the controversy"?

Isn't where this happened very close to the area in Washington State where that big-ass billboard next to I-5 with bizarre religious warnings once stood?

/okay. I got nothing...
 
2009-05-26 09:32:52 AM  
FTA: for every left headlight the two managed to bust

This here reporter is my kind of folk. Other papers use that fancy-talk, but they's plain speakers at the Seattle Times, I tell you what.
 
2009-05-26 09:35:14 AM  
Good thing it wasn't Go Fish. They could have drowned.
 
2009-05-26 09:43:29 AM  
Hang'em high!
 
2009-05-26 09:44:36 AM  
10 bucks says this "game" was the guy's idea.
 
2009-05-26 09:44:39 AM  
Came here for "what a stripper might look like" pics.

/leaving disappointed
 
2009-05-26 09:45:20 AM  
Schmegicky: Isn't the Theory of Momentum, like "just a theory".

Maybe they were "taught the controversy"?

Those are Newton's Laws of Motion. You are responsible for knowing the law and following it.

/It's the law
 
2009-05-26 09:45:36 AM  
Found a pic, they're hot!

media.komonews.com
 
2009-05-26 09:51:58 AM  
Schmegicky: Isn't the Theory of Momentum, like "just a theory".

Maybe they were "taught the controversy"?

Isn't where this happened very close to the area in Washington State where that big-ass billboard next to I-5 with bizarre religious warnings once stood?

/okay. I got nothing...


I assume you're talking about the Uncle Sam billboard in Chehalis. If by "very close" you mean "over 50 miles", then yes, it is "very close."

seattlest.com
/hot like Mexico
 
2009-05-26 09:58:22 AM  
attempted murder if any of the cars were convertibles?
 
2009-05-26 09:58:48 AM  
Denial_of_Death: FTA: for every left headlight the two managed to bust

This here reporter is my kind of folk. Other papers use that fancy-talk, but they's plain speakers at the Seattle Times, I tell you what.


Maybe I can rewrite it for you.

whence it should perchance that the granite projectiles shattered the crystalline lattice of the starboard headlamp, (the saucy tart shed an article of apparel).
 
2009-05-26 10:16:36 AM  
I came here for the PETA outrage, and then realized that the headline did not say "14 cats damaged during WA couple's stripping game."
 
2009-05-26 10:25:25 AM  
Funny until someone loses an eye.

or head

Ask the boy(s) that are serving life for dropping a cement block off an overpass in up-state NY.
Hit the windshield and the driver (hopefully) never knew what hit him.

Enough sad for the whole county.
 
2009-05-26 10:35:59 AM  
This kid must have been really drunk when his friends explained the whole 'boobs-headlights' thing.
 
2009-05-26 10:41:44 AM  
She sounds like a psycho-biatch!!! She sounds like a lot of fun!!!
 
2009-05-26 10:54:29 AM  

wademh


that the granite projectiles shattered the crystalline lattice of the starboard headlamp, (the saucy tart shed an article of apparel).


B+

'Starboard' is right; 'port' is left. :-)
 
2009-05-26 10:55:38 AM  
I drove under this RR bridge this weekend, so I'm getting a kick out of the fact that I didn't chose the wrong time to do so.

/Tends to drive through Lakewood fast
//Tends to drive through the Ft. Lewis area even faster
 
2009-05-26 10:58:22 AM  
MmmmBacon: Washingtucky. Nothing more needs to be said, folks.

I would say more like Florida. Being on the corner of the contiguous US makes you farked up.
 
2009-05-26 11:18:56 AM  
Reminds me of when these kids dropped a frozen turkey off an overpass and it hit a car, crashed through the windshield, and killed a pregnant woman.
 
2009-05-26 11:29:29 AM  
I'm surprised it is only second degree assault. It seems like it was very purposeful and anyone should know it could be lethal, that it would be a more serious crime.
 
2009-05-26 11:33:12 AM  
BuzzBoy: 14 cars damaged during WA couple's stripping game
Troopers have arrested a man and a woman suspected of damaging at least 14 vehicles by throwing rocks onto them from a railroad trestle over Interstate 5 near Lakewood, Wash., as a part of a bizarre stripping game.

LAKEWOOD, Wash. - Troopers have arrested a man and a woman suspected of damaging at least 14 vehicles by throwing rocks onto them from a railroad trestle over Interstate 5 near Lakewood, Wash., as a part of a bizarre stripping game.

Remember the scene in GOODFELLAS when Ray Liotta is introducing all the Mafiosos at the bar ? There was one named "Tommy Two-Times" because he said everything twice. This article should be credited to the "Seattle Times Three-Times"


Remember the scene in GOODFELLAS when Ray Liotta is introducing all the Mafiosos at the bar ? There was one named "Tommy Two-Times" because he said everything twice. This article should be credited to the "Seattle Times Three-Times"
 
2009-05-26 11:41:03 AM  
They don't call it Lakehood for nothing.

/Too Bad Cops doesn't film here anymore.
//City Council thought it was giving the town a bad image.
 
2009-05-26 12:16:06 PM  
Gummo?
 
2009-05-26 05:36:28 PM  
It sounds like this guy I was in Gitmo with. He threw telephones off a bridge. One went through a windshield and killed a box of chocolate lab puppies.
 
2009-05-26 07:33:32 PM  
boyvoyeur: It sounds like this guy I was in Gitmo with. He threw telephones off a bridge. One went through a windshield and killed a box of chocolate lab puppies.

www.fooarchive.com

Would like a word with "this guy".
 
2009-05-26 11:45:34 PM  
Lakewood, the Little Florida of Washington.
 
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