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2009-05-22 11:42:57 PM  
evajyna:

I see that picture and want to say Memento, but I haven't gotten wasted and seen that movie in years so I'm pretty sure I'm wrong.

Could you fill me in on what the heck that's supposed to mean?

Also I guess IHBT. IHL. I will HAND. Like it matters. I'm bored.
 
2009-05-22 11:51:27 PM  
gilby_jr: Came here for Coach Z, got a bonus of Ricky.
This weekend is starting off perfectly!


yeah, its a kind of great moment in the midst of a tough internet argument.
 
2009-05-23 12:02:21 AM  
lowtaxplz: evajyna: You want me to drop some logics?

while im am sure i wont agree with your speeches i will defend to the death your right to say them even if it means emhanced torture!

i am a member of the tea movement and no btw that doesnt mean the bags homosex! we beleive in freedom and constutition and will gladly listen if you come to our partys you will see! speak your min d you are free.

and also sorry for the poor typing too. i have had too many of the miller booze and everythings all spinny.

but thats my rights and yours for freedom and tea!


Login: lowtaxplz
Account created: 2009-05-22 15:12:49

New account troll is new.
 
2009-05-23 12:07:17 AM  
Jorts, yo.


janeheller.mlblogs.com


/Jortlinked.
 
2009-05-23 12:08:09 AM  
I grew up in Tampa. When I was a kid (70s) Ben T. Davis beach was the place for non-tourist, redneck and freak fun. The real redneck hangout was called N-word Lake. Years later I saw an old county map that listed the lake by that name. I remember going there and it would be packed with families. Now I'm sure the place is surrounded by cookie-cutter Mcmansions. I miss Florida before everyone went crazy.
 
2009-05-23 12:12:13 AM  
lowtaxplz: evajyna:

I see that picture and want to say Memento, but I haven't gotten wasted and seen that movie in years so I'm pretty sure I'm wrong.

Could you fill me in on what the heck that's supposed to mean?

Also I guess IHBT. IHL. I will HAND. Like it matters. I'm bored.


If you're bored you should stop trolling fark and watch these (Not a Rick Roll, I swear) for the rest of the weekend.
 
2009-05-23 12:28:42 AM  
I remember when "jorts" were just cutoffs. You cut the legs off a pair of jeans to get shorts. Everybody did it, and there was nothing wrong with it. It was casual wear. You didn't wear them to work or a nice restaurant or your aunt's funeral, but they were okay.

Then the fashion industry noticed that they weren't making enough money off store-bought shorts, and they brainwashed young pinheads to think that "jorts" were somehow wrong.

You stupid f**ckers. You. Stoooopid. F**ckers. Try thinking for yourself sometime.
 
2009-05-23 12:49:24 AM  
www.collegegameballs.com
 
2009-05-23 01:54:11 AM  
zephyrkate: I don't like the sound of mixing fish hooks with barefoot children or chicks in thongs. If I'm going to hang out anyplace half naked, I'd just as soon not wind up with glass and metal in my ass.

I can understand not wanting to mix fish hooks with barefoot children, but the chicks in thongs isn't so bad. Unless you meant the barefoot children in thongs.
 
2009-05-23 02:23:00 AM  
The best beaches to drive on & fish/party....


1) Island Beach, NJ. Get a permit, drive on beach, pick a place to camp, fish, & drink


2) Carolins Beach, NC. On the northern point you can drive on the beach, & back up to the ocean then fish. You'll need 4WD with good ground clearance. The local "Stump Jumpers" keep it real rutted out.


3) Mustang Island, TX. Cool strip of beach to drive, park, & fish. Better have 4WD. Very soft sand.


4) Sabine Pass, TX. Started out from Beaumont then drove to Sabine Pass. Followed Hwy 87 towards Crystal Beach. A desolate stretch where the road isn't existent at high tide & ran up on a bunch of naked people.
Got stuck 3 times in the company mini van. Just waited & got pulled out each time.
Went past Crystal Beach then took the ferry to Galveston & stayed at the Flagship.
I highly recommend it.
 
2009-05-23 06:26:54 AM  
Catran: bubbaprog: Catran: I am moving to the St. Petersburg and Tampa area in less than a month.

I am definitely not get a kick out of these replies.

I don't get it. You're not excited about moving here?

Why the fark not? This place is amazing. Though it really does matter to where you're moving; "St. Petersburg and Tampa area" is awfully vague.

I am coming from Los Angeles,(San Fernando Valley to be exact), no Trader Joe's, no El Pollo Loco, no great Mexican Food and I hate humidity. So, yeah I am bummed. St. Petersburg and the Tampa area is pretty small, to what I am use to, so it is all the same to me.


The Tampa Bay area is probably one of the best places to live in the country. Honestly.

The beaches are consistently rated among the best in the world, and according to the book "Cities Ranked & Rated", it ranks in the Top 10 in the Recreation/Stuff to Do category.

And the humidity is only an issue June - September.
 
2009-05-23 06:56:11 AM  
I've seen a few mentions of Texas beaches, but no mention of Crystal Beach. Sure, all the structures there are either gone, damaged beyond belief, or under construction, but that place was just like the one in TFA back before Ike wiped out everything around it. My dad and I used to go there. Last time we went, I saw a kid (probably about 6 or 7 years old) being driven around in the back of his dad's truck, holding up a big sign that said "Show me your tits". There were more than a few takers. I stock up on ridiculous redneck koozies when I'm there. My usual koozie succinctly states "Kool Beanz", with the accompanying picture of a few beans. Beer, rednecks, 4WD trucks with flags (some guy sells flags of all kinds there), boobs, and fishin'. That's what I call a good time.

And yes, last time I was there I had to pull a truck out of the ocean. Some idiot with a dually (he was from Dallas, so he got a free pass. This time.) parked close to the water and apparently knew nothing about tides. Or waterlines.
 
2009-05-23 07:37:30 AM  
Beaches between St. Augustine and Daytona are not to bad. You can drive on most, though 4X4 is recommended. Crescent or Butler beaches are cool places.
 
2009-05-23 09:42:07 AM  
bingethinker: I remember when "jorts" were just cutoffs. You cut the legs off a pair of jeans to get shorts. Everybody did it, and there was nothing wrong with it. It was casual wear. You didn't wear them to work or a nice restaurant or your aunt's funeral, but they were okay.

Then the fashion industry noticed that they weren't making enough money off store-bought shorts, and they brainwashed young pinheads to think that "jorts" were somehow wrong.

You stupid f**ckers. You. Stoooopid. F**ckers. Try thinking for yourself sometime.


Hey, don't talk shiat about the fashion industry. Gay men need a job that pays better than hairdresser, church organist or Arabic language translator.
 
2009-05-23 11:32:40 AM  
bingethinker: I remember when "jorts" were just cutoffs. You cut the legs off a pair of jeans to get shorts. Everybody did it, and there was nothing wrong with it. It was casual wear. You didn't wear them to work or a nice restaurant or your aunt's funeral, but they were okay.

Then the fashion industry noticed that they weren't making enough money off store-bought shorts, and they brainwashed young pinheads to think that "jorts" were somehow wrong.

You stupid f**ckers. You. Stoooopid. F**ckers. Try thinking for yourself sometime.


That's why I buy my jorts at the store.
 
2009-05-23 02:09:57 PM  
Worried about humidity in Florida? Let me tell you about something that is farking awesome. It is called "air conditioning."

I went to elementary school in Pinellas county. I remember when they installed a/c in the schools.
 
2009-05-23 02:24:41 PM  
Fergs Reunion!
 
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