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(College Humor) Video Will this video soon be used as evidence against the "prankster" who buttered the stairs so his girlfriend could nearly fall to her death? Or will she simply cut off an important appendage tonight while he sleeps and call it even?   (collegehumor.com) divider line 133
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2009-05-23 01:24:13 PM  
Jynnjynn: mookiedood: Fake. Fake. Fakity fake fake.

1) She just immediately responded with "what the fark?" and sat up when water hit her face, after being dead asleep a second before. No sputtering, no fumbling around confused. Just an immediate: "what the fark?"

I wake up like that from a dead sleep. I will wake up and coherently answer the phone halfway through the first ring, or sit straight up from a dead sleep, jump out of bed and run to answer the door, etc. not EVERYONE wakes up confused :P

Your other points are valid tho :)


You play reveille and within 0.3s I'm pulling on my boots. (I hate that damned sound, and I haven't heard it in several years.)
 
2009-05-23 01:29:47 PM  
Things I noticed:

That microwave was filthy. So was the rest of the house. I'm also not getting any of the indication that this was fake.

Someone stupid enough to try and fake falling down the stairs, (or convince someone else to do it), is stupid enough to think that a prank like this is a good idea.
 
2009-05-23 01:43:20 PM  
GungFu: Er, er....or it could be farking FAKE?!!

Or not. The only thing we have to go by is the video, and people react differently to the same situation.

Looks fairly legit to me.
 
2009-05-23 01:57:15 PM  
El Morro: GungFu: First thing I would do would be to wipe my face, which is what she did. Then I would get the guy who was doing something to me. Or the camera guy.

I would not run out of the room, for fark's sakes.

Well then, since she didn't do exactly what you would do, I guess that she was wrong.


Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee: Jesus Christ, all she did was slide down the down stairs on her fat ass into a pile of cushions.

If I'm ever arrested for assault, I sure as hell want you to be on the jury.

/because you're stupid


The funny thing is that you seem to be admitting that if you were in that situation, you would have done exactly what that chick did, and slid down the stairs on your fat ass into a pile of cushions. I mean c'mon... some us think it was funny and harmless; some of us think it was serious and risky. There's no way of knowing who's right and wrong, so lighten up...
 
2009-05-23 02:04:08 PM  
This is Attempted Murder plain and simple.

Q: why was the chair at the bottom of the stairs facing with the back towards the stairs? Any one seen Million Dollar Baby? or Scary Movie 4, or another sitcom that made fun of breaking necks and quadriplegics? Watch it again.

As for the pillows, and the video cam, that's just their excuse to use in front of the judge so instead of getting 9000 years in a federal pound me in the ass prison they only get another 9000 years.

Out of a 100 posts 11 other people thought this was attempted murder.
 
2009-05-23 02:37:12 PM  
This is abuse.

He fits the pattern of an abuser - hurts someone and then acts nice to comfort them....
 
2009-05-23 02:57:43 PM  
JK8Fan: I think it is fake, but I think the end where they ware worried about her getting hurt is real. I think they figured she'd fall, hit the pillows, slide down the stairs and TA-DA, great prank honey!

This. I hope not though. Its one thing if she's retarded enough to be with this asshole, it's another if she's retarded enough to go along with throwing herself down stairs for a joke. You can get away from an abusive boyfriend, you're stuck with being stupid.
 
2009-05-23 03:15:43 PM  
I'm not a praying man... but, if you're listening, Darwin...
 
2009-05-23 03:36:31 PM  
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Please don't think I'm the type that flies into an outrage at every stupid offensive thing that gets posted on the internet. That said, I've just watched a video on your site where a man basically tries to kill his girlfriend. If it's fake (which I hope it is) it's stupid. If it's real it's attempted murder.

I can't be the only one who has a problem with this video. Please make some effort to determine if it's real. If it is, I'm going to make that asshole EAT that railing.

Thanks,
 
2009-05-23 04:09:53 PM  
Ok, everyone thats crying FAKE with the rational that her (or his) actions don't make sense... my guess is you're not well acquainted with the bottom of a crown royal bottle...at what looks to be mid day.
 
2009-05-23 04:32:54 PM  
Looks real as hell to me - She needs to leave him and he needs to get his ass kicked. Camera Man needs his ass kicked too...
 
2009-05-23 04:58:32 PM  
Radioactive Ass: Jynnjynn: I wake up like that from a dead sleep. I will wake up and coherently answer the phone halfway through the first ring, or sit straight up from a dead sleep, jump out of bed and run to answer the door, etc. not EVERYONE wakes up confused :P

This. I rarely go from sound asleep to groggy to awake. I almost always go from sound asleep to awake within a second or two unless I choose not to (which is rare). What this guy did is at the least attempted assault and could be seen as attempted murder depending on the local D.A.


I wake up suddenly alert all the time. Suspicious noise, loud car going by, dog getting in to something, etc.

The only time you wouldn't jerk awake is if you're finished sleeping.
 
2009-05-23 05:03:22 PM  
Can someone tell me why the girl headed for the stairs? I doubt the bathroom is down there. She should have continued punching her "boyfriend". This is the only thing that makes me think it might be fake (staged).
 
2009-05-23 07:09:17 PM  
Staged. Why the fark did she go to the stairs if it's real?
 
2009-05-23 07:55:51 PM  
Shatner's Bassoon: Staged. Why the fark did she go to the stairs if it's real?

She took one hell of a fall down those stairs for it being "staged". She must be a pro stuntwoman.
 
2009-05-23 08:07:41 PM  
Ok...

I watched it again... and I figured it out and this time I think it's a fake.

First, @ 1:37, she laughs at him.

Secondly, @ 1:39 the camera angle is not showing her bottom half because she is getting on something, using it as a sled, riding it down the stairs and that's the noise you hear as it bumps along the stairs with a metallic sound - not the sound of her body.

The pillows were there to buffer her fall. That being said, what she did was not that bad.

/it was a prank; we've been pranked.
 
2009-05-23 08:11:12 PM  
Also, when she says "fark you", she laughs at the end of it..and it looks like you can see part of what she is sitting on @ 1:40.
 
2009-05-23 08:50:57 PM  
zvoidx: Ok...

I watched it again... and I figured it out and this time I think it's a fake.

First, @ 1:37, she laughs at him.

Secondly, @ 1:39 the camera angle is not showing her bottom half because she is getting on something, using it as a sled, riding it down the stairs and that's the noise you hear as it bumps along the stairs with a metallic sound - not the sound of her body.

The pillows were there to buffer her fall. That being said, what she did was not that bad.

/it was a prank; we've been pranked.


Then where does the sled go at the bottom? It must magically disappear.

And it looks like there are only two rooms at the top of the stairs, so I would guess the only bathroom or sink would be downstairs.

I don't think this is a fake. Just look at the guy. He looks stupid enough to do this to his girlfriend.

He certainly doesn't look smart enough to plan something. He obviously can't dress himself.

She might have thought it was kinda funny until she found the buttered stairs.
 
2009-05-23 09:05:14 PM  
marksman: zvoidx: Ok...

I watched it again... and I figured it out and this time I think it's a fake.

First, @ 1:37, she laughs at him.

Secondly, @ 1:39 the camera angle is not showing her bottom half because she is getting on something, using it as a sled, riding it down the stairs and that's the noise you hear as it bumps along the stairs with a metallic sound - not the sound of her body.

The pillows were there to buffer her fall. That being said, what she did was not that bad.

/it was a prank; we've been pranked.

Then where does the sled go at the bottom? It must magically disappear.

And it looks like there are only two rooms at the top of the stairs, so I would guess the only bathroom or sink would be downstairs.

I don't think this is a fake. Just look at the guy. He looks stupid enough to do this to his girlfriend.

He certainly doesn't look smart enough to plan something. He obviously can't dress himself.

She might have thought it was kinda funny until she found the buttered stairs.



Whatever she is sitting on is underneath her at the end - that's why you can't see it.

You also have to listen to the sound of her going down the stairs...the sled she is sitting on is making that noise as it glides over the bumps of the stairs..

I thought the same thing you did - look at my posts from last night earlier in the thread.

I watched it again tonight and noticed her laugh at him twice. This is what prompted me to scrutinize the video more.
 
2009-05-23 10:15:27 PM  
Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee: El Morro: GungFu: First thing I would do would be to wipe my face, which is what she did. Then I would get the guy who was doing something to me. Or the camera guy.

I would not run out of the room, for fark's sakes.

Well then, since she didn't do exactly what you would do, I guess that she was wrong.


Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee: Jesus Christ, all she did was slide down the down stairs on her fat ass into a pile of cushions.

If I'm ever arrested for assault, I sure as hell want you to be on the jury.

/because you're stupid

The funny thing is that you seem to be admitting that if you were in that situation, you would have done exactly what that chick did, and slid down the stairs on your fat ass into a pile of cushions. I mean c'mon... some us think it was funny and harmless; some of us think it was serious and risky. There's no way of knowing who's right and wrong, so lighten up...


Actually, there is a way of knowing, dumbass. If someone could get seriously injured or killed it's WRONG. It's really not that hard a concept. And no cushions would have protected her had she gone head first. God I hope you haven't procreated.
 
2009-05-23 10:17:06 PM  
zvoidx: Ok...

I watched it again... and I figured it out and this time I think it's a fake.

First, @ 1:37, she laughs at him.

Secondly, @ 1:39 the camera angle is not showing her bottom half because she is getting on something, using it as a sled, riding it down the stairs and that's the noise you hear as it bumps along the stairs with a metallic sound - not the sound of her body.

The pillows were there to buffer her fall. That being said, what she did was not that bad.

/it was a prank; we've been pranked.


If it was a prank, then kudos to the fat ass with no shirt and his weirdo girlfriend, because it looked very real to me.
 
2009-05-23 11:21:09 PM  
Ok how about this: The chick is some slag left over from a party they had the night before, (whiskey bottle in bed) and they wanted her to leave by being ultimate douchebags. She gets up, is pissed off and storms out of the house as she doesn't live there and basically says "no more pussy for you, I'm leaving".
possibility. Still warp 5 asshatery on their parts though.
 
2009-05-23 11:34:19 PM  
zvoidx: marksman: zvoidx: Ok...

I watched it again... and I figured it out and this time I think it's a fake.

First, @ 1:37, she laughs at him.

Secondly, @ 1:39 the camera angle is not showing her bottom half because she is getting on something, using it as a sled, riding it down the stairs and that's the noise you hear as it bumps along the stairs with a metallic sound - not the sound of her body.

The pillows were there to buffer her fall. That being said, what she did was not that bad.

/it was a prank; we've been pranked.

Then where does the sled go at the bottom? It must magically disappear.

And it looks like there are only two rooms at the top of the stairs, so I would guess the only bathroom or sink would be downstairs.

I don't think this is a fake. Just look at the guy. He looks stupid enough to do this to his girlfriend.

He certainly doesn't look smart enough to plan something. He obviously can't dress himself.

She might have thought it was kinda funny until she found the buttered stairs.


Whatever she is sitting on is underneath her at the end - that's why you can't see it.

You also have to listen to the sound of her going down the stairs...the sled she is sitting on is making that noise as it glides over the bumps of the stairs..

I thought the same thing you did - look at my posts from last night earlier in the thread.

I watched it again tonight and noticed her laugh at him twice. This is what prompted me to scrutinize the video more.



Nah. I don't think there was a sled involved. If there was, then she must be some kind of a stunt woman to pull it off. She didn't sit down on anyting at the top of the stairs and it would be pretty difficult to step on a sled, ride it down, and then have it end up under your butt.
 
2009-05-24 12:02:14 AM  
This guy is disgusting. Everything from his filthy microwave to rotten teeth.

The prank is also bad enough, but putting it online is worse.
 
2009-05-24 12:25:27 AM  
1. People, anybody that thinks this "prank" was a good idea is too farking stupid to have thought of using something other than butter.

2. Water + Flour = dough. In your face. While you are hungover. Nuff said.

3. I'm sure there are plenty of 2 bedroom apartments that don't have a bathroom upstairs. My parent's home has a single bedroom upstairs, and no bathroom. It was a pain in the ass to go down a flight of stairs just to piss.

4. If your friend asked you to participate in a fake prank video, would you willingly fall down a flight of stairs with 3 old ass flat pillows there to break your fall? Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaark no.

5. Watch the video again. She's not laughing, she's got flour and water in her mouth and nose. It's the boyfriend snickering, and she's wondering why in the fark he's doing this. The cameraman follows her arse all the way to the stairs. No sled, nothing. The clink you hear is the rail supports.

6. www.mindcrap.com is the watermark on the video. I'd start there.
 
2009-05-24 03:52:39 AM  
Anyone who thinks this is a 'real' video is a major league douchebag crybaby who can't accept the fact that THIS IS A STAGED VIDEO!

STAGED!

FAKE!

NOT REAL!

This was set up from the moment she got flour thrown in her face to the staged fall down the stairs. She DID fall square on her bum the whole way down, assholes.

Fake. FAKE FAKE FAKE! Call the cops and cry like the little biatch you are, but don't get mad when the police laugh at you and tell you IT'S A FAKE as well, overreacting naive assholesz!
 
2009-05-24 06:05:42 AM  
Norad: Anyone who thinks this is a 'real' video is a major league douchebag crybaby
assholes.
the little biatch you are
overreacting naive assholesz!


I would like to see this "FAKE" video reshot, with you playing the part of the sleeping girlfriend. Perhaps you'll break your neck falling down the stairs like she could have, you douchebag crybaby little biatch overreacting naive asshole.
 
2009-05-24 11:28:04 AM  
vincentvangogo: Will he *roux* the day?

*golfclap*
 
2009-05-24 05:23:25 PM  
Norad: Anyone who thinks this is a 'real' video is a major league douchebag crybaby who can't accept the fact that THIS IS A STAGED VIDEO!

STAGED!

FAKE!

NOT REAL!

This was set up from the moment she got flour thrown in her face to the staged fall down the stairs. She DID fall square on her bum the whole way down, assholes.

Fake. FAKE FAKE FAKE! Call the cops and cry like the little biatch you are, but don't get mad when the police laugh at you and tell you IT'S A FAKE as well, overreacting naive assholesz!


wehaveall4u.com
 
2009-05-24 06:17:26 PM  
I don't believe it's fake, but even if it is, it's glorifying violence against a woman (at least) and attempted murder (at worst).

It's deplorable. Not funny unless you're the kind of troglodyte that thinks punching a woman in the face is funny, too.
 
2009-05-25 02:20:27 AM  
Will he *roux* the day?

I am married to an amateur chef. This reply made me laugh my uterus out.
 
2009-05-25 04:58:22 AM  
She shouldn't have sucked off that third cop. That made him mad.
 
2009-05-25 02:56:38 PM  
Heamer: NSFW language.

Then get the fuq back to work?
 
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