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(USA Today)   Bush says cleaning up his dog's droppings is a sobering reminder that he's no longer president. Obama says cleaning up the Bush administration's droppings is a sobering reminder that he is   (usatoday.com) divider line 319
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2009-05-22 11:18:22 AM
BobaFeet: benlonghair: Ya, like Obama's doing much better. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

you have got to be joking. Our new president is at least capable of putting words together to form sentences.


Can't do it without a teleprompter. Bush almost never used one at all. Take the teleprompter away and he turn's into Biden.
 
2009-05-22 11:18:32 AM
IXI Jim IXI: rhiner: I'm pretty sure Bush blames it on Al Quida terrists, not Clinton.

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

Yeah...uh, no.


Damn! Who knew? He shoulda raided Chappaqua then instead of Afganistan. Ooops.
 
2009-05-22 11:18:40 AM
nopokerface:
You sir, are an evil genius.


I guess I can live with that ;)
 
2009-05-22 11:18:54 AM
IXI Jim IXI, Englebert Slaptyback:

To be fair, FDR really didn't stand up to the challenges he faced very well.


*shrug* That's how he rolled.



That's some pretty clever political/handicapped humor right there.
 
2009-05-22 11:19:26 AM
Bob16: >> Obama will continue to blame every single problem/issue/disaster on the former administration

Just as he should cause Bush farked everything up.

IMF declares america to be in a depression 2 weeks after Bush leaves office

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps
/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=a6aaWZ8ab8yU


Clearly that's Obama's fault, after all he was on duty at the time!

/for those of you with broken sarcasm detectors, that was sarcasm
 
2009-05-22 11:19:40 AM
BobaFeet: DempseySR26: Obama's failed economy.

You're talking about the economy that failed during the Bush presidency, right? That one? That economy?


It's The Dem's watch. Noticed who's been in control for the last 3 years almost? Bush as a lame duck with no power. Obama's watch, Obama's economy.
 
2009-05-22 11:20:03 AM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4402508&IDComment=51303606#c513 03606" target="_blank">Lots43</a>:</b> <i>Bush made his own bodyguards clean up his dog's poop? Jesus Christ, what a farkhole</i>

THAT'S what did it for you ?

<img src="http://informedvoters.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/iraq-war.jpg">
 
2009-05-22 11:21:03 AM
Zeppelininthesky: Conservationist: And what has Obama done other than make worse messes? The guy's an idiot who would never have been considered as a candidate if he were all-white.

Name one thing that he has done to make things worse... just one.


Go on TV.
Every time he is on TV my 401k goes down.
I might vote for him again but he need to stay off TV pleae.
 
2009-05-22 11:21:05 AM
Englebert Slaptyback: IXI Jim IXI

nopokerface: I've heard a good bit of but...but...but FDR!

To be fair, FDR really didn't stand up to the challenges he faced very well.


*shrug* That's how he rolled.


LOLNEWKEYBOARDPLIZ! nice work guys :D
 
2009-05-22 11:21:09 AM
Taking a shiat on a pile of shiat is not cleaning up.
 
2009-05-22 11:21:17 AM
Lots43: Bush made his own bodyguards clean up his dog's poop? Jesus Christ, what a farkhole

THAT'S what did it for you ?

informedvoters.files.wordpress.com

lets try that again, now with html on
 
2009-05-22 11:21:22 AM
Well played, subby, well played.
 
2009-05-22 11:22:18 AM
benlonghair: Ya, like Obama's doing much better. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Has he invaded anyone yet?
 
2009-05-22 11:22:48 AM
uh...subbie...you do remember that the Democrats controlled both the house and senate during the Bush Admin....and most of the Clinton Admin.....again I say:

"there is NO way that Bush alone was powerful enough, nor smart enough to create the financial debacle, wars, etc that we deal with now."

Please nuke Washington from space....and stop the problem where it lye's. BOTH parties.

It's the ONLY way to be sure.
 
2009-05-22 11:22:59 AM
FarkinHostile: That's some pretty clever political/handicapped humor right there.

It's like I've said before, good humor requires teamwork. Jokes cannot exist in a vacuum.

Well, they can but generally, they suck.
 
2009-05-22 11:24:04 AM
Bush says cleaning up his dog's droppings is a sobering reminder that he's no longer president.

Not only does Bush have pick up the dog poop himself, but some Republican staffer no longer has a job.

Two lives, ruined...
 
2009-05-22 11:24:18 AM
+1, subby!...

/(sigh)...it's just not the same without the TF. :(
 
2009-05-22 11:24:27 AM
dodecahedron: benlonghair: Ya, like Obama's doing much better. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

How original.


Truth is so dull, it doesn't change according to fad or opinion.. it just sets there, the same, day after day, being true...
 
2009-05-22 11:24:34 AM
Brown Sauce: Think of the dumps this one would have left:

If you swept them all together into a huge mound and climbed on top, I bet you could see Russia.
 
2009-05-22 11:24:42 AM
luckyeddie: benlonghair: Ya, like Obama's doing much better. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Has he invaded anyone yet?


General Motors, Chrysler . . . .
 
2009-05-22 11:25:10 AM
Kit Carson: luckyeddie: benlonghair: Ya, like Obama's doing much better. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Has he invaded anyone yet?

General Motors, Chrysler . . . .


Michelle.....
 
2009-05-22 11:25:28 AM
LSinLV: uh...subbie...you do remember that the Democrats controlled both the house and senate during the Bush Admin....and most of the Clinton Admin.....again I say:

Step 1: Go back and check your dates
Step 2: STFU
Step 3: the rest of us will profit.

LSinLV: "there is NO way that Bush alone was powerful enough, nor smart enough to create the financial debacle, wars, etc that we deal with now."

If it weren't for Bush, we wouldn't be fighting in Iraq right now. No matter how much Congress was a bunch of dicks for letting him go ahead with it, it was his idea. Well, Cheney's anyway.
 
2009-05-22 11:26:10 AM
trippdogg: Two lives, ruined...

Three if he drops the dog again.
 
2009-05-22 11:27:22 AM

IXI Jim IXI


FarkinHostile: That's some pretty clever political/handicapped humor right there.

It's like I've said before, good humor requires teamwork. Jokes cannot exist in a vacuum.


Speaking of teamwork - thanks for the setup, IXI Jim IXI.


Well, they can but generally, they suck.


No pressure or anything.
 
2009-05-22 11:27:43 AM
Gotta wondering who's going to clean up Obamas mess. I have a feeling we're going to need something a little bigger than a pooper scooper.
 
2009-05-22 11:28:08 AM
Well done subby. I haven't seen a headline that full of troll for quite some time.
 
2009-05-22 11:28:12 AM
The Fark Political graphics are such bullshiat. Take them down already.

If this headline isn't left-leaning, I don't know what is.

I'm not saying I disagree with the headline, but it IS left.
 
2009-05-22 11:28:35 AM
IXI Jim IXI: nopokerface: I've heard a good bit of but...but...but FDR!

To be fair, FDR really didn't stand up to the challenges he faced very well.


But he leaned quite heavily on his supporters. He worked hard to conceal how well they propped him up.
 
2009-05-22 11:29:10 AM
Putting people first: A new day for a war time president to implement change we can believe in.
 
2009-05-22 11:29:16 AM
nopokerface: I don't get where people keep saying everyone thinks Obama is the savior or "The Chosen One" and all that.

Really ? You don't get it ? I mean, even people that don't agree with it "get it" they know what those people are trying to say...

/you must not be very smart
 
2009-05-22 11:29:27 AM
Thorndyke Barnhard: +1, subby!...

/(sigh)...it's just not the same without the TF. :(


Tell me about it.

My rule is - unemployed, no TF. (2 interviews next week - fingers and large squirrel nuts crossed)
 
2009-05-22 11:29:55 AM
More_Like_A_Stain: But he leaned quite heavily on his supporters. He worked hard to conceal how well they propped him up.

He was elected during the Great Depression. THAT had to be one tough hill to climb.
 
2009-05-22 11:30:18 AM
Englebert Slaptyback: No pressure or anything.

Are you guys moving on to Hoover now?
 
2009-05-22 11:30:45 AM
frostcrow: Really ? You don't get it ? I mean, even people that don't agree with it "get it" they know what those people are trying to say...

Yes.

Those people are trying to say "Kick me hard in the nuggets"
 
2009-05-22 11:30:46 AM
ObscureNameHere: Kit Carson: luckyeddie: benlonghair: Ya, like Obama's doing much better. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Has he invaded anyone yet?

General Motors, Chrysler . . . .

Michelle.....


ROFL. Have a (+1) yourself.
 
2009-05-22 11:31:27 AM
I remember thinking when Obama got elected that we couldn't do much worse than Bush. Boy was I wrong.
 
2009-05-22 11:31:51 AM
frostcrow: you must not be very smart

I'm not, but I did try to explain in a later post what I meant. Not that I'm suggesting you should put yourself through the torture of reading it. Thanks for the help!
 
2009-05-22 11:32:18 AM
nopokerface: Englebert Slaptyback: No pressure or anything.

Are you guys moving on to Hoover now?


This thread has been pretty empty. We've decided it's time to Filmore.
 
2009-05-22 11:32:25 AM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2009-05-22 11:32:54 AM
farkerts: I remember thinking when Obama got elected that we couldn't do much worse than Bush. Boy was I wrong.

That can't be a rare feeling for you.
 
2009-05-22 11:34:53 AM
libbynomore2: Hey there President Obama.....here's a thought......you don't clean up " Bush Administration " droppings by dumping huge piles of your own shiat on top of it.

you and your mindless drones might want to think about that.


Very original, there, nitz. Use someone else's clever musings to form your own joke. You're more of a drone than any liberal I've ever met.

/WEAK
 
2009-05-22 11:35:27 AM
IXI Jim IXI: This thread has been pretty empty. We've decided it's time to Filmore.

Ouch. Dewey really want to go down that road, it feels like a false victory, it's Tru, man.
 
2009-05-22 11:36:00 AM
DempseySR26: BobaFeet: DempseySR26: Obama's failed economy.

You're talking about the economy that failed during the Bush presidency, right? That one? That economy?

It's The Dem's watch. Noticed who's been in control for the last 3 years almost? Bush as a lame duck with no power. Obama's watch, Obama's economy.


Puh-leeeeez. Nothing gets accomplished in a lame duck presidency. No one was in control the last three years. Economies take many years to correct. Your boy Bush rang up a deficit that will take many decades to repair. How can you, in any right state-of-mind, blame Obama when he hasn't even been in office for a year? It's neocons like you that make me happy your spokespeople are a retarded woman from Alaska and a fat drug-addict who can't keep his mouth shut. Oh yah... and Cheney. You guys are doing just swell. Solidifying a democrat-run government for a long, long time to come.
 
2009-05-22 11:36:32 AM
nopokerface: IXI Jim IXI: This thread has been pretty empty. We've decided it's time to Filmore.

Ouch. Dewey really want to go down that road, it feels like a false victory, it's Tru, man.


RIMSHOT!!!!
 
2009-05-22 11:36:45 AM
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2009-05-22 11:36:46 AM
farkerts: I remember thinking when Obama got elected that we couldn't do much worse than Bush. Boy was I wrong.

Don't hold back, tell us what you really feel, man.
 
2009-05-22 11:36:59 AM
nopokerface: IXI Jim IXI: This thread has been pretty empty. We've decided it's time to Filmore.

Ouch. Dewey really want to go down that road, it feels like a false victory, it's Tru, man.


I think it's time to say nix on the bad puns.
 
2009-05-22 11:37:17 AM
FarkinHostile: Well, give him credit for picking up his dogs shiat. I am so sick of inconsiderate maggots letting their dogs shiat wherever and walking away. And of course, when I confront them about it, I'M the asshole. "You didn't have to talk to me like that." Yeah, I really have a lot of patience for telling grown adults to pick up their dog farking shiat from my property, especially after the countless times I have stepped in it over the years.

/rant off


Pfft. Try dodging human turds in the recessed entry to your building. One of the joys of living in a pedestrian city with a homeless problem. Thing is, if I had caught him (or her) in the act, what exactly would I have said? I mean, what's the protocol for that?
 
2009-05-22 11:37:27 AM
FarkinHostile: Well, give him credit for picking up his dogs shiat. I am so sick of inconsiderate maggots letting their dogs shiat wherever and walking away. And of course, when I confront them about it, I'M the asshole. "You didn't have to talk to me like that." Yeah, I really have a lot of patience for telling grown adults to pick up their dog farking shiat from my property, especially after the countless times I have stepped in it over the years.

/rant off


It's a PITA, but it's the right thing to do. My dog takes a dump in almost the exact spot every time we take her for a walk---one street over, 2 houses up on the left. Feel like a bozo just standing there waiting for her to finish.
 
2009-05-22 11:37:50 AM
nopokerface: IXI Jim IXI: This thread has been pretty empty. We've decided it's time to Filmore.

Ouch. Dewey really want to go down that road, it feels like a false victory, it's Tru, man.


Hayes! I can Grant you that it's Taft for me to try this, but if the goal isn't Harding, it's not worth the efFord.
 
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