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(Weekly World News)   Mole people found 20 miles underground   (weeklyworldnews.com) divider line 106
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2003-02-14 10:01:01 AM  
2 words: mole sex
 
2003-02-14 10:01:38 AM  
thats the only way that discovery could be of interest to me.
 
2003-02-14 10:01:39 AM  
Umm... Why would NASA be digging underground? Oh, it's a WWN article... Nevermind...
 
2003-02-14 10:02:11 AM  
There is no escape from the kingdom of the mole people....except for that way....
 
2003-02-14 10:02:37 AM  
So that is where they went, I have been looking for them for a while.
 
2003-02-14 10:03:11 AM  
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2003-02-14 10:03:47 AM  
I thought the CHUDs would have eatin them by now.
 
2003-02-14 10:04:45 AM  
A NASA insider has leaked exclusive photos

Can we see them? No? GUHBYE!
 
2003-02-14 10:05:06 AM  
 
2003-02-14 10:05:20 AM  
are the page 5 girls hot, or is it just like a gag, im at school, and i dont want it to be like...pr0n at school, cause thats weird, i sit right next to the teacher, lol
 
2003-02-14 10:05:22 AM  
You must be confused. They were talking about NASDA - National Aeronautics & Space & Digging Administration
 
2003-02-14 10:06:32 AM  
Odds are they're fairly benign, having stayed out of the sun for so long...
 
2003-02-14 10:07:04 AM  
There was a two-parter about this on the old "Superman" series. Back in the 50s. . . Old news.∞
 
2003-02-14 10:07:16 AM  
Does anyone else think that writing for WWN would be a really fun job?
 
2003-02-14 10:08:03 AM  
This discovery was made not by archaeologists, but by NASA scientists tunneling deep inside the Earth -- and they're trying to keep the existence of this race covered up!

They must really be going all out to recover the debris from Columbia.
 
2003-02-14 10:08:28 AM  
 
2003-02-14 10:08:49 AM  
Those moles should be removed.
 
2003-02-14 10:08:54 AM  
Uh,...ok...
 
2003-02-14 10:09:49 AM  
Malinois' is better. drat.
 
2003-02-14 10:10:22 AM  
"You're a load"
 
2003-02-14 10:11:07 AM  
"Like us, they walk on two legs, but they're much taller than the average human -- standing 8 to 10 feet tall. Their fingers are claw-like. And their hands are webbed and designed for digging, not unlike the claws of a mole.

"Their skin is super-tough. It has to withstand the intense heat and rugged conditions found below the Earth's surface."

Riiiight
 
2003-02-14 10:11:14 AM  
I would LOVE to write for WWN. I wonder if they have aplications on-line.

This is a great article.

:)
 
2003-02-14 10:11:59 AM  


Mole Man was navailable for comment.
 
2003-02-14 10:12:20 AM  


"There is no escape from the world of the mole people....oh darn."
 
2003-02-14 10:13:09 AM  
Yeah, "navailable." It's a contraction of "not + available." Deal with it.
 
2003-02-14 10:13:32 AM  
Are the quotes in the article real, or does WWN just make them up? I always thought that they just used quotes from unrelated speeches and stuff.
 
2003-02-14 10:13:52 AM  
FVCKING KILL THEM! KILL THEM! THOSE FVCKING MOLE PEOPLE ARE THE ONES THAT WRECKED MY LIFE! KILL THEM!
 
2003-02-14 10:14:09 AM  
Morlocks?
 
2003-02-14 10:14:51 AM  
Australian Mole people-

http://www.walkabout.com.au/locations/SACooberPedy.shtml
 
2003-02-14 10:15:57 AM  
Mole People are quite friendly.........its the Shrew Men you have to watch out for.
 
2003-02-14 10:16:34 AM  
methinks the current page five girl needs to eat something
 
DS
2003-02-14 10:16:54 AM  
This story is just retarded.
 
2003-02-14 10:18:12 AM  
NY Mole people

http://www.cinetalk.org/review_dark_days.htm
 
2003-02-14 10:18:22 AM  
TsarDony
Agreed
 
2003-02-14 10:18:29 AM  
According to the source, NASA "stumbled on" the underground civilization in August while running a classified project code-named Operation Mole Hole -- an initiative that reporters now believe may have involved spying on China, using new "underground technologies."

- Riiiight, they were going to dig a hole to china.... hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
 
2003-02-14 10:19:16 AM  
I had mole people digin' up my lawn one time. Got some traps. That took care of 'em.
 
2003-02-14 10:19:25 AM  
CHUD's CHUD's CHUD's
 
2003-02-14 10:19:33 AM  
More on NY "Mole People"

http://www.sleazegrinder.com/garb_molepeople.htm
 
2003-02-14 10:21:08 AM  
Hollow earth theory-

http://herso.freeservers.com/hollowearth.html
 
2003-02-14 10:22:23 AM  
They're all actors. This is clearly a tie-in with the upcoming Fantastic Four movie, scheduled for a 2004 release.
 
2003-02-14 10:22:27 AM  

The mole king proposes to his lovely human bride-to-be. First one to name the source gets a free Red Stripe on me.
 
2003-02-14 10:22:36 AM  
WWN is more credible than my local newspapers.
 
2003-02-14 10:24:45 AM  
Hey if they have any Duct tape can they send some up, I gotta wrap up my door still, I sealed my windows but I need just a few more pieces.
 
2003-02-14 10:24:51 AM  
Using tunnels to sneak into the U.S.? You mean theres ppl sneaking into the U.S.? oh wait....nm
 
2003-02-14 10:25:15 AM  


"We'll slaughter those evil Mole People!"
 
2003-02-14 10:27:27 AM  
Indarknesstogether: It's the Tick. Easy one! Can I have my Red Stripe in a really big SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN?
 
2003-02-14 10:27:57 AM  
Indarknesstogether

Looks like the Tick to me..
 
2003-02-14 10:27:58 AM  
source as in the Tick?
hell i was just skimming through this hoping no one had posted the tick mole people yet


SPOON!
 
2003-02-14 10:28:22 AM  
ES-CA-FLOW-NE.....
ES-CA-FLOW-NE.....
 
2003-02-14 10:28:52 AM  
i dont know what you mean by red stripe, i'm just glad i was'nt the first to see it
 
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