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(Toys R' Us)   Toys "Я" Us now selling pink Ouija boards for girls. "Are you there, Captain Howdy? It's me, Margaret"   (toysrus.com) divider line 183
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2009-05-21 06:41:29 PM
Well done, subby. +1 for devilish teen angst.

/DNRTFA -- didn't have to.
 
2009-05-21 07:01:56 PM
Love the headline! Two references I appreciate.
 
2009-05-21 07:45:05 PM
Awww... this makes the occult "cute"!
 
2009-05-21 09:03:33 PM
Go Ask Alice
 
2009-05-22 01:57:07 AM
Stay away from Captain Howdy, Margaret. Because you can't SLEEP when you're DEAD.
 
2009-05-22 10:56:01 AM
 
2009-05-22 10:56:17 AM
TeddyBallGame: Go Ask Alice

I think she'll know...
 
2009-05-22 10:57:14 AM
Remember what the dormouse said...
 
2009-05-22 10:57:16 AM
They've been selling them for a while. I was surprised to see them at the time.
 
2009-05-22 10:58:34 AM
10 bucks says Ian Punnett mentions this on Coasttocoastam tomorrow.
 
2009-05-22 11:00:08 AM
My crazy superstitious semi-religious family/town had my friends and I so scared of Ouija boards that to this day, none of us have every even touched one.

One of these days! One of these days...
 
2009-05-22 11:00:20 AM
tricycleracer: Are you there, Margaret. It's me, God. (new window)

Nice one. Great band....
 
2009-05-22 11:00:36 AM
Wow... those product reviews are hysterical.
 
2009-05-22 11:00:38 AM
does toys r us still sell hello kitty chopsticks?
 
2009-05-22 11:00:42 AM
images.fearnet.com
Is the first thing that came to my mind, and I wondered why the hell would Dee Snyder care about your period? Oh, he's your Twisted Sister?
 
2009-05-22 11:01:19 AM
I wonder if they remembered to update the board with OMG, LOL, BFF and the like?
 
2009-05-22 11:01:47 AM
Toy store sells harmless toy. Religious nuts have a problem with it.

Not News indeed.
 
2009-05-22 11:02:58 AM
If there was a Hello Kitty one, I'd so buy it.
 
2009-05-22 11:04:48 AM
serpent_sky: tricycleracer: Are you there, Margaret. It's me, God. (new window)

Nice one. Great band....


I saw them open for Lagwagon before I knew who they were. Didn't pay attention and stuck to the bar the whole set.

They haven't been back to St. Pete since. Sonofabiatch.
 
2009-05-22 11:05:28 AM
Pucca: If there was a Hello Kitty one, I'd so buy it.

me too, i want to call up all my dead cats
 
2009-05-22 11:05:33 AM
Pucca: If there was a Hello Kitty one, I'd so buy it.

Nothing for the fellas? I'd like a Davy Crocket Ouija board, so I can talk to Davy Crocket.

/King of the wild frontier
 
2009-05-22 11:05:53 AM
I'm holding out for Fisher Price's My First Ouija Board, done in primary colors.
 
2009-05-22 11:05:58 AM
I cannot imagine a sentience from the afterlife wanting to be involved in this...

"Umm... so, like, are there any, like, dead people listening?"

[Ouiga counter moves a bit]

*squeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaal* "OMIGAWD! OMIGAWD!OMIGAWD!OMIGAWD! Ok! K! K!" [breathes]

"So, like, where are you? Is Tupac there?"
 
2009-05-22 11:06:04 AM
What will Satan try next?

A girly version of Dungeons and Dragons?
 
2009-05-22 11:06:36 AM
OneFretAway: Pucca: If there was a Hello Kitty one, I'd so buy it.

Nothing for the fellas? I'd like a Davy Crocket Ouija board, so I can talk to Davy Crocket.

/King of the wild frontier


i want a stephen hawking one.... oh wait
/aisle seat please
 
2009-05-22 11:06:42 AM
This is the first and only time I've felt compelled
to have a headline on a shirt.

+1 subby!
 
2009-05-22 11:06:44 AM
Excellent headline, subby. +1 for you!
 
2009-05-22 11:06:59 AM
"Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea"
 
2009-05-22 11:07:09 AM
A Ouija board told me I would die on a motorcycle when I was 19, I am now 32, but I don't ride motorcycles. Never have. Never will.

I wasn't pushing the pointer

We asked the ghost to make the phone ring and it did and there was no one on the line. Super freaky when you are 11.
 
2009-05-22 11:07:19 AM
That is one FABULOUS ouija board!
 
2009-05-22 11:07:22 AM
excellent gallery of antique "talking boards":
Link (new window)
 
2009-05-22 11:07:28 AM
I took a picture of one of these a few months ago with my camera phone.

My ex-fiance and I had a good chuckle about it.
 
2009-05-22 11:07:46 AM
+.75
I exhaled with mirth at your headline.
 
2009-05-22 11:08:15 AM
content.webcollage.net

Hail Satan!


images.southparkstudios.com

 
2009-05-22 11:08:35 AM
I was watching Tales from the Darkside the other day and they had this episode called The Madness Room. There were people playing around with a Ouija board and it was totally ridiculous.
I don't know where I'm going with this except that when I was younger I remember Tales from the Darkside being way cooler.
 
2009-05-22 11:09:04 AM
So this is to encourage lipstick lesbian covens? Fine by me!
 
2009-05-22 11:09:24 AM
The7thGuest: I wonder if they remembered to update the board with OMG, LOL, BFF and the like?

good one...I larfed
 
2009-05-22 11:09:36 AM
i119.photobucket.com

Because this image freaks so many people out.
 
2009-05-22 11:09:45 AM
Pucca: If there was a Hello Kitty one, I'd so buy it.

I'm guessing you're in line with Senator Dorgan(^)?

www.popgadget.net

/Link is Hot
 
2009-05-22 11:10:15 AM
lancemannion.typepad.com
 
2009-05-22 11:13:18 AM
Fun Fact: The Ouija board was invented and mass produced in Baltimore, Maryland.
 
2009-05-22 11:14:37 AM
Oh, can't wait until the Christian right gets ahold of this one. Unless they already have, and if so, send me links! Must get my daily feed of overzealous nutjobs who think everything is going to send us to Hell! Yay!
 
2009-05-22 11:16:16 AM
Rev. Skarekroe
The phrase "occultic junk" has enough assonance to be a band name.
 
2009-05-22 11:17:20 AM
www.top40db.net

Margaret?
 
2009-05-22 11:20:03 AM
ObscureNameHere: I cannot imagine a sentience from the afterlife wanting to be involved in this...

"Umm... so, like, are there any, like, dead people listening?"

[Ouiga counter moves a bit]

*squeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaal* "OMIGAWD! OMIGAWD!OMIGAWD!OMIGAWD! Ok! K! K!" [breathes]

"So, like, where are you? Is Tupac there?"


Priceless!
 
2009-05-22 11:21:01 AM
Rev. Skarekroe

Ahh, no 'occult' thread would be complete without a Chick tract, and a parody of course:

i5.photobucket.com
 
2009-05-22 11:21:21 AM
My friends and I would ask it if we would get big boobs.
/twelve year old girls at the time.
 
2009-05-22 11:21:30 AM
Why the asinine tag?
 
2009-05-22 11:22:04 AM
Can't say that I'm surprised. There have been more insane boards over the years. I myself would never even touch or possibly be in the same room with one until I ran threw a few purity and protection rituals
 
2009-05-22 11:26:39 AM
Those things always gave me the creeps, then I read "The Exorcist", THEN I read "The Stand". I know it's silly, but I want nothing to do with them. Creepy.
 
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