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(Fox News)   Megan Fox says Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes her "want to strangle a mountain ox." Wilde says she'd be happy make out with Fox to save the ox. Submitter will be in his bunk strangling something   (foxnews.com) divider line 279
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2009-05-20 08:28:19 PM
I really don't care what they talk about... If there is no video of this for my wife and I to enjoy or if my wife and I can't enjoy them both live, then what's the freakin' point? Goddamn dick/pussy tease... fark that. I mean, the girl is crazy hot, but she needs to stop with the teasing shiat and make with the video or STFU about it.
 
2009-05-20 08:35:47 PM
Sm3agol85: While i have to agree with some of this, I think you need to rethink some things. Specifically. AMBER?
WTF? Every pic i see of her virtually screams, "HIGH MAINTENANCE biatch!! STAY AWAY".
Cameron however......And Cuddy, meh, alright. My personal order is Cameron, 13, Cuddy, Amber.


I agree with this sentiment. I think Cameron is the hottest, followed by the cougar-like qualities of Cuddy, followed by 13, followed way, way, way down the line by Amber. I don't think she's very attractive at all.
 
2009-05-20 08:40:38 PM
Cndn Bacon: I don't think she's very attractive at all.

Sometimes when I see her from a profile with some "fark me" lipstick on, she looks pretty good, but generally I don't find her very attractive either.
 
2009-05-20 08:41:19 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: MagicianNamedGob

billatbills: Did anyone else read this as "Ocsar Wilde?"

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. What the hell are you doing on Fark?


He appears to be misspelling the name of a great author.

:-)


That's ok. I somehow read it as olivia Munn and oscar Wilde in a three way with Megan Fox.
I got sorta aroused, thought of a book I wanted to finish reading and then started wondering if my car would turn into an autobot or decepticon.

/hold me.
 
2009-05-20 08:42:28 PM
Female "bisexuality" of this sort really little more that outer-directed narcissism.

I.E. "I'm really hot and enjoy sexually gratifying myself with another person of similar hotness who feels the same way about themselves."

The other person is little more than a physical manifestation of their own ego.
 
2009-05-20 08:45:39 PM
Acid_Casualty: Jarah Mariano is hotter. And doesn't look like a hooker.

She's also a runway model. You might as well name Marissa Miller, Miranda Kerr and Gemma Ward to the list.
 
2009-05-20 08:47:06 PM
Acid_Casualty: Jarah Mariano is hotter. And doesn't look like a hooker.

You're right. She looks like a Thai hooker!

:)

/kidding
//she's hawt
 
2009-05-20 08:48:39 PM
Wow, I posted my previous comment without even knowing what this Wilde broad looked like.

Now, seeing that she shares a great resemblance to Ms. Fox it all but cements my previous point.

What Ms. Fox really wants is to have sex with a look-alike.

Pure ego.
 
2009-05-20 08:53:45 PM
Old news is old. But I don't mind teh bewbs!
 
2009-05-20 08:58:19 PM
cowsspinach: Acid_Casualty: Jarah Mariano is hotter. And doesn't look like a hooker.

She's also a runway model. You might as well name Marissa Miller, Miranda Kerr and Gemma Ward to the list.


Miranda Kerr looks like an emaciated alien.
 
2009-05-20 09:00:25 PM
Yeah.... Put me in with the crowd that would prefer Lisa Edelstein to Olivia Wilde AND Megan Fox; Even at the same time.



Boney biatches... LEAVE.


/Lisa Edelstein has an ass that won't quit.
 
2009-05-20 09:01:41 PM
Beatle_Matt: Acid_Casualty: Jarah Mariano is hotter. And doesn't look like a hooker.

You're right. She looks like a Thai hooker!

:)

/kidding
//she's hawt


She's Hawaiian, the loveliest of all ethnicities.
 
2009-05-20 09:03:16 PM
BEHOLD! THE POWER OF FARK!


"Olivia Wilde STARmeter: Up 1,600% in popularity this week."


Pwoof. (new window)
 
2009-05-20 09:11:57 PM
filth: oldfarthenry: `OOOH - LOOK AT ME, EVERYONE! I'M BEING BISEXUAL AGAIN! KEEP LOOKING AT ME, DAMMIT!!
YOU IN THE BACK - SWITCH THAT BLACKBERRY OFF AND LOOK AT ME!!!'

We haven't completed the statistical analysis, but I think it's entirely possible that you're the only person who's bothered by this.


I've got to agree. You won't hear me complaining. The first time I saw Olivia Wilde, she was doing a lesbian scene on Fox. Unfortunately, my daughter was in the room and had to turn it. Haven't quit watching House since.
 
2009-05-20 09:14:43 PM
bgilmore5: I've got to agree. You won't hear me complaining. The first time I saw Olivia Wilde, she was doing a lesbian scene on Fox. Unfortunately, my daughter was in the room and had to turn it. Haven't quit watching House since.

Oops! Meant to say "she was doing a lesbian scene on HOUSE." Since it is on Fox and we are talking about Megan Fox, it still works.
 
2009-05-20 09:16:01 PM
Noah's Arcade: However, here's an interesting lesbian scene I'm dying to see:

I like the cut of your jib.
 
2009-05-20 09:19:16 PM
TheLopper: I love Fark. No matter how hot the girl, how spanktacular the scenario, or how much fun the thread is, some internet studmen will arrive and gay the ever-loving crap out of it.

towleroad.typepad.com

/Got nothin'
 
2009-05-20 09:21:16 PM
Acid_Casualty: Jarah Mariano

Agreed. No idea how she's relevant to this discussion, but okay.
 
2009-05-20 09:27:18 PM
WFern: Acid_Casualty: Jarah Mariano

Agreed. No idea how she's relevant to this discussion, but okay.


I thought there was a "who's hotter than" theme going. My mistake.
 
2009-05-20 09:36:23 PM
Sm3agol85: Cameron however......And Cuddy, meh, alright. My personal order is Cameron, 13, Cuddy, Amber.

Cuddy was my choice for physique. I agree with your order for facial beauty. I've just been annoyed by a pretty, skinny young woman recently, so that combo has seemed less desirable than it normally would.
 
2009-05-20 09:38:40 PM
ZeroCorpse: Yeah.... Put me in with the crowd that would prefer Lisa Edelstein to Olivia Wilde AND Megan Fox; Even at the same time.



Boney biatches... LEAVE.


/Lisa Edelstein has an ass that won't quit.


As long as I have a face penis she has a seat.
 
2009-05-20 10:03:27 PM
I consider myself lucky that I know who neither of these women are.

/Annnnnddddd off to hang out with real people.
 
2009-05-20 10:10:00 PM
Cerebral Ballsy: I consider myself lucky that I know who neither of these women are.

/Annnnnddddd off to hang out with real people.



No one here is real? Someone lied!
 
2009-05-20 10:19:01 PM
Prohest: Her face is fugly..

Question for you internet nerds: If she's fugly, and you're way below her league, what does that make you?
 
2009-05-20 10:20:35 PM
So is the implication that Megan Fox is bisexual? If this is true, she should hold a press conference or something.
 
2009-05-20 10:21:58 PM
ZeroCorpse: Lisa Edelstein has an ass that won't quit.

Cuddy's whole body is kickin'. You can Google it for yourself.
 
2009-05-20 10:41:01 PM
Ok I got to say aboot Megan Fox the whole "I'd totaly do it with a girl but not a girl that does it with guys because guys are dirty" thing makes you a) crazy or b) REALLY high maintanence arguably the same thing so for me she exceeded the crazy/hot scale. I mean yea she's hot and all but the crazy ruins the whole thing.
 
2009-05-20 10:51:56 PM
It's almost as if some of you people would complain about anyone...

It's almost as if! It's almost as if some people like the attention they get from being the guy who isn't attracted to obvious people!

It's almost as if!
 
2009-05-20 11:34:54 PM
Acid_Casualty: Jarah Mariano is hotter. And doesn't look like a hooker.

Thank you. Thank you, Jesus, thank you!
 
2009-05-20 11:39:54 PM
Two insanely hot women are talking about wanting to make out with eachother (and then fark), they are stupid attention whores! At least, that's what fat women and men (who hate all women) and homo's (that aren't women, and if they are, are hairy bull dykes) say!
 
2009-05-21 12:02:44 AM
Epiphany: Two insanely hot women are talking about wanting to make out with eachother (and then fark), they are stupid attention whores! At least, that's what fat women and men (who hate all women) and homo's (that aren't women, and if they are, are hairy bull dykes) say!

Not really. Most of the heterosexual men seem to be in agreement that they are in fact stupid attention whores (well Fox at least)

They're still furiously fapping to the idea, but that doesn't mean they don't know a stupid attention whore when they see one.
 
2009-05-21 12:06:37 AM
Acid_Casualty: Jarah Mariano is hotter. And doesn't look like a hooker.

You say that like it's a bad thing....
 
2009-05-21 12:23:25 AM
To quote Woody Allen:

Her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause heart failure in yak.
 
2009-05-21 12:24:24 AM
Who is this person again, and why should I care?
 
2009-05-21 12:25:12 AM
I think the blond Olivia Wilde is from she was a lesbian on another show with Mischa Barton. I don't think she actually swings that way, but you never know.
 
2009-05-21 12:25:13 AM
From_The_Year_2000: It's almost as if some of you people would complain about anyone...

It's almost as if! It's almost as if some people like the attention they get from being the guy who isn't attracted to obvious people!

It's almost as if!


Epiphany: Two insanely hot women are talking about wanting to make out with eachother (and then fark), they are stupid attention whores! At least, that's what fat women and men (who hate all women) and homo's (that aren't women, and if they are, are hairy bull dykes) say!

Why don't you two go head off to a room and suck each other off. After all, if farking someone as crazy as you but of the same gender is such a good idea, have at it.

Oh....I suppose you might consider the possibility that SOME people will have differing opinions about which pair-ups are go-aheads and which ones are no-go's. NAAAHHH.....you guys go have fun.
 
2009-05-21 12:56:33 AM
As hot as they both are, I'm seriously getting sick of this biatch. Contrived headlines of a sexual nature each week are more likely to garner contempt than a movie role. It's just gone on a couple years too long.
 
2009-05-21 01:00:41 AM
WAY hotter than 13

www.xarj.net
 
2009-05-21 01:01:50 AM
themicrocosm.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-05-21 01:53:51 AM
Even reverse cowgirls get the blues: To quote Woody Allen:

Her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause heart failure in yak.


Best compliment I ever received:

You have an ass that would give a Tibetan monk a hard-on!

(sigh) those were the days.

/ I miss being 17 with a metabolism stuck in perpetual overdrive
 
2009-05-21 01:57:00 AM
I'm gonna need a bigger bunk

/with room for both Olivia and Megan
 
2009-05-21 02:03:37 AM
Epiphany: Two insanely hot women are talking about wanting to make out with eachother (and then fark), they are stupid attention whores! At least, that's what fat women and men (who hate all women) and homo's (that aren't women, and if they are, are hairy bull dykes) say!

Apparently someone has an issue with differing opinions, fat people and homosexuals. Hmmm, wonder why that is?
 
2009-05-21 02:07:15 AM
Apparently being an attention whore works, because there are over 200 replies calling them attention whores.
 
2009-05-21 02:10:00 AM
crab66: Thread needs more Kebbel


Sweet Jesus!

Thank you kind sir
 
2009-05-21 02:11:20 AM
WWODBD: Epiphany: Two insanely hot women are talking about wanting to make out with eachother (and then fark), they are stupid attention whores! At least, that's what fat women and men (who hate all women) and homo's (that aren't women, and if they are, are hairy bull dykes) say!

Apparently someone has an issue with differing opinions, fat people and homosexuals. Hmmm, wonder why that is?


I can attest that hairy bull dykes, although I am not one, have no problem with serial bisexual-player Olivia Wilde. Some lesbians (regardless of personal style) find attention fauxmosexuals like Katy Perry irritating though.

Check this year's After Ellen hot 100. She's in the top 20 somewhere.
 
2009-05-21 02:14:29 AM
It just occurred to me that Olivia Wilde was ranked #1 in Maxim's Hot 100 this year, while Megan Fox was ranked 2nd.

If you can't beat them, join them?
 
2009-05-21 02:14:34 AM
Seriously two of my personal favorites. Don't care about the attention whore thing or whatever. Just two amazing looking women making out then motioning me to join them...yep, see ya in my bunk.
 
2009-05-21 02:15:39 AM
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My god is my arm gonna be sore in the morning...
 
2009-05-21 02:41:52 AM
Sorry I'm late fellas. Couldn't live with myself if I didn't post something on this issue. I'm going to ignore all the fat dudes claiming these two ain't that hot and all the dead kitten jokes and just say:

Megan, I love you. And I may now just add Olivia to my celebrity 5 list just on the 1.34 in 1,000,000,000 chance I'd have the opportunity to have a threeway with you two.

/gigi.... dang I couldn't hold it.
 
2009-05-21 02:53:19 AM
Since neither of them would sleep even though I have a chocolate penis that ejacualtes money, I better to go and try to pay my rent...
 
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