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(YouTube)   The 10 sluttiest underage girls on Maury, also known as the Flavor of Love 11 and Rock of Love 7 casts (language NSFW)   (youtube.com) divider line 118
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2009-05-20 02:33:05 PM  
My bad, possible not safe for work language in link.

/submitter
 
2009-05-20 02:33:34 PM  
not even if I was using your dick!
 
2009-05-20 02:38:59 PM  
these girls really aren't slutty as much as they are just really really ghetto.
 
2009-05-20 02:40:17 PM  
Dumbass "cultural" skanks FTW. YAY CULTURE!
 
2009-05-20 02:41:46 PM  
Ah, the 6th grade for me all over again.
 
2009-05-20 02:42:57 PM  
This is going green? Really?
 
2009-05-20 02:44:45 PM  
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images.paraorkut.com

/HL? You bet your ass. Whateva, whateva I do what I want!
 
2009-05-20 02:45:17 PM  
Meh - there always has, and always will be morons like this. A good rape should straighten them out....

/YIKES!!
//did i say that?
 
2009-05-20 02:46:05 PM  
hahaha, at 4:02: "the minute obama became president, i had the right to do whatever the hell i want to do."
 
2009-05-20 02:51:27 PM  
thomps: "the minute obama became president, i had the right to do whatever the hell i want to do."

No way.
 
2009-05-20 02:54:09 PM  
Dancin_In_Anson: No way.

these things sound pretty scripted, but i give that one points for creativity. as an aside, i know a dude that's been on springer twice: once as part of a dysfunctional family (portrayed by him and some friends) and again as a cab driver (he's vaguely ethnic looking).
 
2009-05-20 02:58:13 PM  
Meh. If I want to see sluts with daddy issues, I'll just go to a titty bar. Besides, those girls are all (supposedly) 18 or over.
 
2009-05-20 02:59:18 PM  
thomps: Dancin_In_Anson: No way.

these things sound pretty scripted, but i give that one points for creativity. as an aside, i know a dude that's been on springer twice: once as part of a dysfunctional family (portrayed by him and some friends) and again as a cab driver (he's vaguely ethnic looking).


Now thats something worth sharing...tell us all you know, please....NOW!
 
2009-05-20 02:59:28 PM  
thomps: these things sound pretty scripted,

They're completely scripted. There's nothing so satisfying than daytime TV strawman creation.
 
2009-05-20 02:59:46 PM  
Not even with birdmanesq's unused dick.
 
2009-05-20 03:00:45 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

obligatory
 
2009-05-20 03:02:08 PM  
I like the last chick.

"If my baby needs more pacifiers, that's okay: I have 3 more."

And to emphasize that statement, she holds up 3 fingers.
 
2009-05-20 03:04:56 PM  
S-Bizzy: Not Available for Comment:


/HL? You bet your ass. Whateva, whateva I do what I want!


I always thought that that was a hilarious exaggeration, but that first girl was uncanny.

/weeps for my generation
 
2009-05-20 03:08:00 PM  
thomps: these things sound pretty scripted, but i give that one points for creativity. as an aside, i know a dude that's been on springer twice: once as part of a dysfunctional family (portrayed by him and some friends) and again as a cab driver (he's vaguely ethnic looking).

I've seen Jerry make fun of the actors for flubbing their lines and screwing up the story line.

Do these people come from improv groups or what?
 
2009-05-20 03:08:30 PM  
I know this might look like a bookmark.....but it's not.

honest.
/
//
//SLASHIES!
 
2009-05-20 03:08:59 PM  
Madbassist1: thomps: Dancin_In_Anson: No way.

these things sound pretty scripted, but i give that one points for creativity. as an aside, i know a dude that's been on springer twice: once as part of a dysfunctional family (portrayed by him and some friends) and again as a cab driver (he's vaguely ethnic looking).

Now thats something worth sharing...tell us all you know, please....NOW!


you got me man. sometimes i share tangentially relevant anecdotes on discussion boards. most times i don't. consider yourself one of the lucky few.
 
2009-05-20 03:15:27 PM  
Hagbardr: Do these people come from improv groups or what?

well it is taped in chicago...


feel free to stop reading Madbassist1, i'm going to share some more personal anecdotes below

the dude i referred to earlier was just high one day while watching springer and decided to call the hotline with a ridiculous story. they said that if he could convince other people from the story to come on the show they'd fly him to chicago and put him up. apparently they even have wardrobe departments to fill out the roles.
 
2009-05-20 03:15:54 PM  
Hagbardr: I've seen Jerry make fun of the actors for flubbing their lines and screwing up the story line.

Footage or it's fiction.

/I just want to see this
 
2009-05-20 03:19:40 PM  
Was it just me, or did number one look like she had some mental retardation issues?

/Not snark, I'm serious.
 
2009-05-20 03:35:09 PM  
Bag-o-Nugs: Hagbardr: I've seen Jerry make fun of the actors for flubbing their lines and screwing up the story line.

Footage or it's fiction.

/I just want to see this


I have no idea what shot it was. One of the people on stage gave details that contradicted what she had said moments before, and then she backtracked, but it was obvious that she was saying something that one of the other actors should have said. Jerry noticed this said something about the two keeping their stories straight.
 
2009-05-20 03:35:15 PM  
I knew what #1 was going to be before she even came up.

She is the poster child of hoarish teenagers from Maury.
 
2009-05-20 03:36:01 PM  
The flowers of society.
 
2009-05-20 03:39:37 PM  
do we have a location for these girls

i'm thinking permenant sterilization of a 10 block radius is the way to deal with them
 
2009-05-20 03:44:02 PM  
Everytime I see talk shows now i think of "chicken tetrazzini" from The Soup.
 
2009-05-20 03:47:13 PM  
good for maury.. he's making sure there will be future episodes of "who's my baby daddy"
 
2009-05-20 03:47:19 PM  
Damn! That was the best pro-abortion PSA I've ever seen. Seems odd that most, if not all of them come from mommy only households. In this state one has to have a license to arrange flowers, pick out home furnishings, to cut hair or to polish toenails, but any slut who knows what goes where can reproduce. It just ain't right I tells ya. It just ain't right.
 
2009-05-20 03:47:22 PM  
I hope they all die of aids.
 
2009-05-20 03:49:18 PM  
I'm against hitting kids. For all of these biatches, I would make an exception.
 
2009-05-20 03:55:26 PM  
OgreMagi: I'm against hitting kids. For all of these biatches, I would make an exception.

good luck, these girls are all gang affiliated and at least one isn't above taking her belt off and choking you out.
 
2009-05-20 03:58:08 PM  
OgreMagi: I'm against hitting kids. For all of these biatches, I would make an exception.

You'd hit that?
 
2009-05-20 04:15:32 PM  
Something tells me they'll all have this to look forward to as soon as they hit 25:

i178.photobucket.com
 
2009-05-20 04:15:45 PM  
thomps: these things sound pretty scripted, but i give that one points for creativity. as an aside, i know a dude that's been on springer twice: once as part of a dysfunctional family (portrayed by him and some friends) and again as a cab driver (he's vaguely ethnic looking)

I had a buddy of mine that went on the Maury show..
He was making jokes in line and they pulled him out to be on the panel of guests.
They made him out to be some girls relative, and he belittled the girl the whole time. In actuality..
He showed me the tapes (yes, VCR) from what he actually said, and what was shown on tv. Two totally different worlds (as to be expected).

But he was on the show, and not actually related to the material. Is anyone surprised that they plant people or it's a lie?
 
2009-05-20 04:26:10 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Is anyone surprised that they plant people or it's a lie?

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT
 
2009-05-20 04:39:57 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Is anyone surprised that they plant people or it's a lie?

Yeah, right! Next you'll be telling me that reality TV is scripted, too. Get a brain, moran.
 
2009-05-20 04:42:41 PM  
thomps: OgreMagi: I'm against hitting kids. For all of these biatches, I would make an exception.

good luck, these girls are all gang affiliated and at least one isn't above taking her belt off and choking you out.


i129.photobucket.com

not sure why but that made me LOL.
 
2009-05-20 04:43:40 PM  
Sin_City_Superhero: Yeah, right! Next you'll be telling me that reality TV is scripted, too. Get a brain, moran.

New here?
Oh.. at least jasonmicron got it :)

ps: Go Matt Ryan!
 
2009-05-20 04:44:06 PM  
I need more of the Maury Paternity test. God I love those
 
2009-05-20 04:47:12 PM  
Whateva, whateva, I digitally inserted Jabba the Hutt into the original Star Wars. I'll do what I want!
 
2009-05-20 04:47:25 PM  
I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Maury Povich is going to burn in hell.
 
2009-05-20 04:50:37 PM  
queenin: I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Maury Povich is going to burn in hell.


with pretty sluts.
 
2009-05-20 04:53:23 PM  
Thems some precious wittle snowflakes right there, one day my kids will be that cool, I hope!
 
2009-05-20 04:57:48 PM  
thomps: i know a dude that's been on springer twice:

Worked in a call center in Seattle. One of the floor managers (hottie blonde) had the video tape of her boyfriend, best friend and her on one of those shows. They got paid to go out and spend a few days. Their "thing" was that She was breaking up with boyfriend to be with her best friend (another hottie).

The episode was hilarious as you could see her boyfriend about to crack up as he put his hands to his face in fake dismay.

//now the video of her with her best friend would have been better. both of them were hotties.
 
2009-05-20 04:58:05 PM  
John Paul Jones: They're completely scripted.

This. All that's missing is Keyboard Cat to play them off of the game of Life.
 
2009-05-20 05:03:14 PM  
If you are going to make a "top 10" etc. video, might want to normalize the farking volume between all the videos, especially when loud retard biatches are shouting at the camera.
 
2009-05-20 05:17:14 PM  
As I listened to that only one thought kept running through my brain.

"Exactly how many bedrooms does your trailer have?"
 
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