FARK.com: (4398073) Quiznos follows up their ad campaign which insinuates a guy having sex with an oven with an homage to 2 girls 1 cup. Because that's a great way to sell food (w/video)

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		Quiznos follows up their ad campaign which insinuates a guy having sex with an oven with an homage to 2 girls 1 cup. Because that's a great way to sell food (w/video) (gawker.com)		92
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dahmers love zombie		2009-05-20 11:47:27 AM

Um, the only explanation I can come up with is that the people who pitched the ad guessed (correctly) that the people who approve the ads had never seen 2G1C. The head (heh) guys thought it was "edgy and sexy", so they let it run.

In other news...poop thread?

NikolaiFarkoff		2009-05-20 11:48:38 AM

We like the moooooon cause it poops on us! We like the moon, but not as much as the poon, cause that's more useful than watching poop.

Joelogon		2009-05-20 11:54:27 AM

Next: Quiznos' LemonGoatTubSubParty

Joelogon		2009-05-20 12:01:59 PM

Oh, and it's a Playboy.com original/digital short/whatever, not a Quiznos ad. [Satire | Obvious]

Walker		2009-05-20 12:03:09 PM

Pocket Ninja		2009-05-20 12:09:12 PM

That simply cannot be real.

dahmers love zombie		2009-05-20 12:34:01 PM

Joelogon: Next: Quiznos' LemonGoatTubSubParty

POOP/STRETCH, DAMN YOU!

Dr.Knockboots		2009-05-20 01:03:58 PM

There's no way that's real..
but please let it be!

dillenger69		2009-05-20 01:35:06 PM

This ad it more true to life than you know.
Have you ever seen the "warm sludge" bucket they keep the meat in at Quiznos?

nasty

GAT_00		2009-05-20 01:42:33 PM

Aww, there's a Playboy logo at the end. I was so hoping this was real.

eqtworld		2009-05-20 01:59:51 PM

I would rather see a meatspin commercial with a sub sandwich

drjekel_mrhyde		2009-05-20 02:01:08 PM

Pocket Ninja: That simply cannot be real.

This

JusticeandIndependence		2009-05-20 02:02:48 PM

My local radio sports stations have their ad

Two Stations one Cup (new window)

I feel like hurling every time they play it

Franco		2009-05-20 02:02:56 PM

What the fack?

there4igraham		2009-05-20 02:03:03 PM

GAT_00: Aww, there's a Playboy logo at the end. I was so hoping this was real.

It is a real ad. You just watched it. Say hello to viral marketing. I hate to admit that I'll probably go out and get Quizno's later after I watch some pron.

Sarah Jessica Farker		2009-05-20 02:03:04 PM

bring back the spongmonkeys!

farm1.static.flickr.com

jonjr215		2009-05-20 02:03:15 PM

I have to say that it made me want to go get a Quiznos sub right now...

NimbleWalrus		2009-05-20 02:03:47 PM

Was the guy in the original commercial the POTW on House a few weeks back? If not, they look pretty similar.

dentalhilljack		2009-05-20 02:04:11 PM

I'd eat there....

gorgor		2009-05-20 02:04:42 PM

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/pogjme
(copy and paste)

sonofslacker		2009-05-20 02:05:26 PM

Score:
Girls 2, Cup 1, and a WTF were they thinking!

Balrog1		2009-05-20 02:07:10 PM

Put it in me, Scott.

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2009-05-20 02:07:36 PM

Subway had a successful spokesman with Jared. Maybe Quiznos should try that--go for a spokesman. Of course, they'd probably choose the gootse guy.

Maybe they could try introducing a fresh lemonade beverage for summer. They could advertise it with a big party--a lemon party, if you will.

The_Original_Roxtar		2009-05-20 02:08:32 PM

Sarah Jessica Farker: bring back the spongmonkeys!

i hear they also like the moon.

Five is Right Out		2009-05-20 02:10:41 PM

Softcore porn with a sammich.

Nexus of the Crisis		2009-05-20 02:12:52 PM

Sarah Jessica Farker: bring back the spongmonkeys!

Several years of therapy down the drain.

ironrat		2009-05-20 02:13:57 PM

We are through the looking glass.

Dafatone		2009-05-20 02:14:10 PM

NimbleWalrus: Was the guy in the original commercial the POTW on House a few weeks back? If not, they look pretty similar.

It was the environmentalist guy.

/on an unrelated note, they sure pulled out all the stops on house after that overt reference to jumping the shark.

stryker4526		2009-05-20 02:14:54 PM

Sarah Jessica Farker: bring back the spongmonkeys!

Spongmonkeys?
Ist that like spoogemonkeys?

TheMega		2009-05-20 02:18:02 PM

jonjr215: I have to say that it made me want to go get a Quiznos sub right now...

Have you ever actually eaten one? Brings to mind the 2G1C video BEFORE this thread... at least the one I made the mistake at eating at.

/altho, to be fair, every chic in the place was super hot!!

ReverendJasen		2009-05-20 02:21:05 PM

haha.. goddamn I love Quizno's. And their marketing.

Xlr8urfark		2009-05-20 02:22:03 PM

Youtube clip of Family Guy joke about it. (~~squirts~~ pops)

mofomisfit		2009-05-20 02:22:04 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: Sarah Jessica Farker: bring back the spongmonkeys!

i hear they also like the moon.

I never figured out why people thought that was funny. But that's what makes the world go 'round.

seveword		2009-05-20 02:23:52 PM

TheMega:
/altho, to be fair, every chic in the place was super hot!!

Funny. The last one I ate at, all the ladies were probably more than a few years past their peak (if they ever had one), but that sub I got was farking delicious

Magnir		2009-05-20 02:24:15 PM

There was a farkette whose user name was a parody of said video, forget what it was exactly, but she was a cutie...

zarkill		2009-05-20 02:27:17 PM

ah quiznos, the same company who thought they could sell food by depicting a guy sucking on wolf teats. YUM

2chris2		2009-05-20 02:27:39 PM

I don't see what the big deal is about 2 girls 1 cup. Looks harmless enough to me:

i43.tinypic.com

Bored in Russell		2009-05-20 02:32:53 PM

Goes great with a nice cool glass of lemonpartyade.

Arklop		2009-05-20 02:34:27 PM

/Can never eat Quiznos again.

loonatic112358		2009-05-20 02:34:44 PM

well, i'm hungry for something, but it ain't a sandwiche

socalnewwaver		2009-05-20 02:35:00 PM

mmmm, hiromi oshima. now i'm hungry.

WFern		2009-05-20 02:40:20 PM

The weird thing is that I wasn't so much surprised that networks allowed human/oven sex as I was by the fact that the oven was a "man."

One man's voice saying "Put it in me" to another is not something I thought uptight parents at home would tolerate.

/NTTAWWT

trapped-in-CH		2009-05-20 02:41:23 PM

I'm glad I didn't google that.

Beeblebrox		2009-05-20 02:46:39 PM

Damn, now I want Quiznos. Love the stuff.

ReverendJasen		2009-05-20 02:48:50 PM

WFern: One man's voice saying "Put it in me" to another is not something I thought uptight parents at home would tolerate.

It's so funny, I'm laughing now just thinking about it again.
The first time we saw it, I cracked up immediately into a giggle fit. My wife totally did the "first I was like :| but then I LOL'd" meme.

manimal2878		2009-05-20 02:50:55 PM

dahmers love zombie: Um, the only explanation I can come up with is that the people who pitched the ad guessed (correctly) that the people who approve the ads had never seen 2G1C. The head (heh) guys thought it was "edgy and sexy", so they let it run.

In other news...poop thread?

It ran on the playboy channel, what's the problem?