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(Realty Today)   Ron Artest: "Five dollar footlong is one of the best songs, that's a hot song. You've got the freecreditreport.com, and then five dollar footlong comes on. When five dollar footlong comes on, they should play that in the club."   (sportingnews.com) divider line 56
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2009-05-18 07:18:22 PM
Those songs are really nice to punch fans to or when you are hanging out with Michael Vick.

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2009-05-18 07:22:48 PM
How did his music career not take off?
 
2009-05-18 08:12:31 PM
I must agree. It would be hilarious if someone mixed that in to bridge a couple of songs.
 
2009-05-18 09:39:43 PM
IAmRight: I must agree. It would be hilarious if someone mixed that in to bridge a couple of songs.

The Slap Chop Remix is farking hilarious.
 
2009-05-18 10:39:58 PM
He knows his music. He took a year off from basketball to further his musical career.
 
2009-05-19 01:01:21 AM
Does Ron-Ron twitter? I haven't ever followed anyone, or even looked at it for more than 2 minutes, but if he was tweeting I might start.
 
2009-05-19 06:28:12 AM
I teach math. Every time we have the number five, every single time, someone starts singing this song. Subway DIAF.
 
2009-05-19 07:12:01 AM
Just in: Jocks are still stupid.
 
2009-05-19 07:22:16 AM
I love those jingles.
 
2009-05-19 07:24:24 AM
It's about penises
 
2009-05-19 07:28:18 AM
god I love commercials the more the better if I could watch commercials all day and drink liqiud donuts through a straw I would be so happy because it prevents all that difficult 'thinking' stuff
 
2009-05-19 07:30:57 AM
Dear Ron,

Please kill yourself immediately.

/was in a club a couple months ago where they played "Jizz in my Pants"
//YARLY
 
2009-05-19 07:35:54 AM
HellFace: Those songs are really nice to punch fans to or when you are hanging out with Michael Vick.
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2009-05-19 07:50:28 AM
I gotta say that I also love the freecreditreport.com guys. Not sure why, but it's catchy.
 
2009-05-19 07:59:22 AM
A crazy liquor and cheeseburger party: I gotta say that I also love the freecreditreport.com guys. Not sure why, but it's catchy.

True stories:

The actual Free Credit Report song is not sung by the guy in the video. He's just an actor who is lip syncing to a track recorded by a presumably less-attractive vocalist.

The Five Dollar Footlong song was written by a band from Cincinnati.
 
2009-05-19 08:30:43 AM
Has anybody diagnosed Ron Artest yet? I used to think he was just a thug, but I don't think he really is. I think he has a development problem like Asberger's (sp?) that doesn't present a filter for his mouth. I don't know what it is, but that guy is strange.
 
2009-05-19 08:31:24 AM
No, no ... THIS is the jingle that needs to be played in clubs:


Jammin'! (new window)
 
2009-05-19 08:50:25 AM
the jack in the box Mini Sirloin Burgers jingle is good too
 
2009-05-19 09:12:28 AM
Sgt Otter: The Slap Chop Remix is farking hilarious.

Oh man that made my morning. This is why I love Fark.
 
2009-05-19 09:13:17 AM
Sgt Otter: IAmRight: I must agree. It would be hilarious if someone mixed that in to bridge a couple of songs.

The Slap Chop Remix is farking hilarious.


that made me LOL
 
2009-05-19 09:35:43 AM
ltdanman44: Sgt Otter: IAmRight: I must agree. It would be hilarious if someone mixed that in to bridge a couple of songs.

The Slap Chop Remix is farking hilarious.

that made me LOL


I think we should start over and declare this a Slap Chop thread.
 
2009-05-19 09:37:04 AM
everytime that farking subway five dollar footlong song comes on i want to jam a superheated knitting needle into my ears. hate it.
 
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2009-05-19 09:37:43 AM
Ron Artest is clearly a few cards short of a full deck...but I've always found him to be hilarious...in a Rain Man, slightly retarded sort of way.

And that 5 dollar footlong song...once it burrows into your head, you'll need a lobotomy to get it out of there.
 
2009-05-19 09:44:35 AM
The freecreditreport.com guys are only cool because they were a pirate hat. Marketing execs should put a pirate hat on everyone in every commercial.
 
2009-05-19 09:51:47 AM
blessthe40oz: The freecreditreport.com guys are only cool because they were a pirate hat. Marketing execs should put a pirate hat on everyone in every commercial.

were they really a pirate hat?

everyone involved with the freecreditreport commercials should be dragged out of their houses in the middle of the night and beaten on their front lawns in front of their family and neighbors.
 
2009-05-19 09:55:33 AM
Wombatzu: everyone involved with the freecreditreport commercials should be dragged out of their houses in the middle of the night and beaten on their front lawns in front of their family and neighbors.

Oh come on now. The old lady with the scowl is kind of hot funny.
 
2009-05-19 10:02:47 AM
bighasbeen: Does Ron-Ron twitter? I haven't ever followed anyone, or even looked at it for more than 2 minutes, but if he was tweeting I might start.

RON RON?!?!?!

uhhh i think i need to go kill someone.
 
2009-05-19 10:14:48 AM
I said a beef hot links,
I said a beef hot links,
I said a beef hot links,
I said a beef hot links,
I said a brat, beef kielbasa hot smoked sausage cheddarworst!
I said a brat, beef kielbasa hot smoked sausage cheddarworst!
When I say Hillshire, you say farm!
Hillshire!
Farm!
GO MEAT!
 
2009-05-19 10:26:16 AM
Well, anyone who did not know that Ron-Ron was a weird dude hasn't been paying attention.

www.sactownroyalty.com
 
2009-05-19 10:36:04 AM
You know who REALLY likes the 5$ foot long, freecreditreport.com and Jack in the Box jingles?

My 2 year old.
 
2009-05-19 10:36:42 AM
Someone should do a mashup of the Toyota "Saved by Zero," freecreditreport.com, and five dollar foot long commercials all into one hot club mix. Vince could slap his nuts to that one.
 
2009-05-19 10:43:25 AM
Ron Artest is clearly batshiat crazy. That said, I find this latest episode hilarious. The brawl at the palace, not so much.
 
2009-05-19 10:50:21 AM
bottsicus: Ron Artest is clearly batshiat crazy. That said, I find this latest episode hilarious. The brawl at the palace, not so much.

i actually enjoyed the Malice at the Palace. i hate fans who think that because they've bought a ticket, and they feel safe and secure in the stands, they can say or do anything they want. that "Oh shiat!" look on that one guy's face seconds after he had been heckling is priceless.

(having said that, i wasn't actually there and i understand that it wasn't a very good thing for the NBA or sports in general.)
 
2009-05-19 10:53:48 AM
Wombatzu: i actually enjoyed the Malice at the Palace. i hate fans who think that because they've bought a ticket, and they feel safe and secure in the stands, they can say or do anything they want.

I think everyone involved in that, fans and players, was an asshole. There's no excuse for anyone to behave the way anyone involved in that incident did.
 
2009-05-19 10:56:52 AM
You guys can have your freecreditreport, Jack In The Box, Subway jingles. In Austin, we have the Reid's cleaner hottie.

/Take me to Reid's
//Tender loving care for the things you wear.
 
2009-05-19 11:02:11 AM
matthew_tray: You guys can have your freecreditreport, Jack In The Box, Subway jingles. In Austin, we have the Reid's cleaner hottie.

/Take me to Reid's
//Tender loving care for the things you wear.


THIS....so much, this.
 
2009-05-19 11:04:09 AM
bottsicus: Wombatzu: i actually enjoyed the Malice at the Palace. i hate fans who think that because they've bought a ticket, and they feel safe and secure in the stands, they can say or do anything they want.

I think everyone involved in that, fans and players, was an asshole. There's no excuse for anyone to behave the way anyone involved in that incident did.


well, sure. i'm just saying that i enjoy it when people who act like asses because they feel safe and secure realize that they are not so safe and secure.
 
2009-05-19 11:05:54 AM
you have pee hands: I said a beef hot links,
I said a beef hot links,
I said a beef hot links,
I said a beef hot links,
I said a brat, beef kielbasa hot smoked sausage cheddarworst!
I said a brat, beef kielbasa hot smoked sausage cheddarworst!
When I say Hillshire, you say farm!
Hillshire!
Farm!
GO MEAT!


OMG I remember listening to the radio the day the Hillshire ad people rolled this out and was. Thinking there's no way I could of kept a straight face when presenting that. I thought I was a joke but then they were serious. At least those commericals are not in rotation anymore. Oh and I nominate those horrible monotone Comcast ads for worst marketing campaign of the short decade. C O M C A S T
 
2009-05-19 11:07:03 AM
didn't he say this after game 6? so, this is like...old
 
2009-05-19 11:08:12 AM
wallywam1: ltdanman44: Sgt Otter: IAmRight: I must agree. It would be hilarious if someone mixed that in to bridge a couple of songs.

The Slap Chop Remix is farking hilarious.

that made me LOL

I think we should start over and declare this a Slap Chop thread.


I agree. That was pretty farking funny. And put together very well.
 
2009-05-19 11:24:14 AM
He prolly really likes the movie Demolition Man and eats at taco bell a lot
 
2009-05-19 11:49:43 AM
Wombatzu: bottsicus: Ron Artest is clearly batshiat crazy. That said, I find this latest episode hilarious. The brawl at the palace, not so much.

i actually enjoyed the Malice at the Palace. i hate fans who think that because they've bought a ticket, and they feel safe and secure in the stands, they can say or do anything they want. that "Oh shiat!" look on that one guy's face seconds after he had been heckling is priceless.

(having said that, i wasn't actually there and i understand that it wasn't a very good thing for the NBA or sports in general.)


The only part I liked was when the one fat fan squared up against Artest after he came out of the stands and Artest laid him out with one punch. I look at the situation between K-Mart and Mark Cuban and see it's easy being an internet tough guy but when its time to throw down for real, it might not work out the way you thought it would. I'd apologize via blog too after insulting someone's mom. *snerk*

Oh and for you hockey farkers I remember Tie Domi grabbling and beating a Flyers fan after he fell into the penalty box so your "pristine" sport isn't imune but I'm sure someone will tell me tthe difference. And don't coaches and players constantly throw stuff at fans. But they're not thugs? Right.
 
2009-05-19 12:16:18 PM
5_second_rule: Oh and for you hockey farkers I remember Tie Domi grabbling and beating a Flyers fan after he fell into the penalty box so your "pristine" sport isn't imune but I'm sure someone will tell me tthe difference.

No self respecting hockey farker is going to hold up Tie Domi as an example of the sport's purity...the guy was a thug, plain and simple.
 
2009-05-19 12:24:19 PM
I would buy the freecreditreport.com guys' album...

And I want a cow the size of a schnauser.
 
2009-05-19 12:27:27 PM
Nothing...and I mean NOTHING...beats the Shrooms and Swiss dudes. I could watch them all day.
 
2009-05-19 12:34:49 PM
He's only saying what we're all thinking.

Fortunately, up here in Seattle, we've got the Vern Fonk bleach.
 
2009-05-19 12:37:00 PM
Sgt Otter: The Slap Chop Remix is farking hilarious.

Exactly. You get those songs in the hands of a talented DJ, like the one in your link, not the headline's link, and it could sound good.
 
2009-05-19 12:38:05 PM
Artest seems like a smart guy.
 
2009-05-19 12:41:56 PM
Currently topping the charts at my house - according to my 4 year-old - is "Yippee ay ayyy Mini Sirloin Burgers!" as well as "You can call me Nannerpuss! And guess what? I'm a pancakes!"
 
2009-05-19 12:47:12 PM
5_second_rule: OMG I remember listening to the radio the day the Hillshire ad people rolled this out and was. Thinking there's no way I could of kept a straight face when presenting that. I thought I was a joke but then they were serious. At least those commericals are not in rotation anymore. Oh and I nominate those horrible monotone Comcast ads for worst marketing campaign of the short decade. C O M C A S T

I love the Hillshire Farms commercials, but there's no way I could keep a straight face through that either.
 
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