at least they were honest

separated at birth?

Some Bass Playing Guy: Those two reproduced?

In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.

Besides the fact that it's just plain wrong, they were both under the influence and driving with children in the car.

If you wrote that as fiction, whether for a movie or a novel, it would be rejected for being too unbelievable.

Gross, they're ugly and everything.

Other than the fact that they were drunk, driving their kids around and the one kid was 4, I really don't see the problem.

People have sex with their young children around all of the time. It's just normally at home and they aren't putting their kid's lives at risk.

Some Bass Playing Guy: Those two reproduced?

In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.

RTFA. Those would be her kids, not their kids.

dletter: exick: 24 and 29? Holy geez, those are two rough looking individuals.

Something tells me they use a bit more than alcohol

The article says they got busted for "drug paraphernalia", BUT alcohol is pretty much as heavy as any drug out there when abused.

I know a lot of "druggies" that look at LOT better (less haggard) than their alcoholic peers do.

Some Bass Playing Guy 2009-05-18 01:24:56 PM Those two reproduced? In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.
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Kids wonder in when their parents fark at home all the time.

Kids that are under 5 have no idea wtf is happening and will never remember it anyway.

"I'm not completely drunk,"

That's good enough for me. On your way, sir.

Well they have my vote for parents of the year.

Morchella: She's a dead ringer for Brooke Skye (new window).

About the only SFW link for her. Definitely don't GIS at work.

Reading a Wikipedia article about a porn actress is pretty damned surreal. Especially when it's in near-perfect Wikipedia style.

aiiee: I like that they both have neck tats........

Vacuum cleaner marks on the chick. (could be a bit mark from her pet donkey)

Ohhhhhhhhh.. Hio... It looks like all states generate TrailerTards.... Not just California and Florida.

Some Bass Playing Guy: Those two reproduced?

In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.


I'd agree with you if it wasn't for the drunk driving part...

Chris Elliot??

Kill them both and give the kids to parents that can raise them.

/I weep for those kids.

"ages four and 22 months..."

Wait? 4 years and 22 months, or four months and 22 months? That sentence is unclear...

In front of a 4 year old would be a bit weird. Though really, for a long time most houses only had one room so probably not the sort of thing that causes irreparable damage to a young psyche.

In other news, over the course of history, billions of kids who shared a single room with their parents have somehow turned up with younger siblings.

dletter: bake2: Some Bass Playing Guy: Those two reproduced?

In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.

Besides the fact that it's just plain wrong, they were both under the influence and driving with children in the car.

The one kid was 4.

Honestly, with a 4 year old myself, I don't know how you'd be able to do anything like that with the kid going "What are you doing? What are you doing to mommy? Why are you doing that?". Maybe the kids were asleep, article didn't go into that much detail.

I would think it would scare the crap out of the 4 y/o.

3 G's: The article says they got busted for "drug paraphernalia"

Yes, and "paraphernalia" was referring to a bit of weed residue, so I don't think that could be the explanation here.

Morchella: She's a dead ringer for Brooke Skye (new window).

About the only SFW link for her. Definitely don't GIS at work.



Yeah, I think not.

/You wouldn't happen to be legally blind, would you?

No birth control!


No abortions!



Kids? fark the kids that's not my problem.

jake3988: Some Bass Playing Guy 2009-05-18 01:24:56 PM Those two reproduced? In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.
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Kids wonder in when their parents fark at home all the time.

Kids that are under 5 have no idea wtf is happening and will never remember it anyway.

I have this theory that we do remember. We don't remember remembering, of course, but deep down in that freshmen and gangly bowl of ramen, it makes itself comfortable, stretches out on the sofa, grabs a beer, some magazines, Field & Stream or Modern Bride; whatever, maybe turns on the History Channel in time to catch a Marathon of Hitler documentaries. Just a theory.

jake3988: Some Bass Playing Guy 2009-05-18 01:24:56 PM Those two reproduced? In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.
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Kids wonder in when their parents fark at home all the time.

Kids that are under 5 have no idea wtf is happening and will never remember it anyway.


we start creating memories at around 3... i'm sure the four year old would remember this later in life. but then again, with this chick as mom, i'm sure there will be other fond memories...

Some Bass Playing Guy: Those two reproduced?

Cue the family tree from Idiocracy.

How the hell do ugly people get horny?

aiiee: I like that they both have neck tats........

the chick has a hickey. maybe she was at the prom?

crab66: No birth control!


No abortions!



Kids? fark the kids that's not my problem the priest's job.

/jiggle that bait a little harder

"How the hell do ugly people get horny?"

I really was about to ask the same thing. I mean, HOW do you have sex with that woman? I don't care what I'm on, I would never be able to actually physically perform.

Welch, who was "extremely intoxicated

Looking at his photo, I am going to buy this. What's this biatche's excuse for farking in front of her kids?

litespeed74: How the hell do ugly people get horny?

this fantastic question, which seems so obvious when asked, never actually occurred to me until now. thanks for the laugh.

/it's probably the alcohol ...
//you could make a very effective anti-alcohol campaign off these mugshots

Not for any particular reason, I grew up in Springfield. One of the arresting officers is a former partner of my older brother, who is still on the SPD.

/unsurprisingly, the neighborhood where they got busted is a real shiathole.
//glad I moved away a long time ago.