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(The Smoking Gun)   "We got horny and just wanted to fark." That's no way to explain why you were having sex in a car while two little kids were in the back seat   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 132
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2009-05-18 01:14:14 PM  
at least they were honest
 
2009-05-18 01:24:56 PM  
Those two reproduced?

In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.
 
2009-05-18 01:26:02 PM  
24 and 29? Holy geez, those are two rough looking individuals.
 
2009-05-18 01:30:59 PM  
"We got horny and just wanted to fark!!"

Why did the officer who wrote the report put two exclamation points at the end of that sentence?

Also, submitter seems to be worried about the fact that they were having sex but apparently smoking weed and drunk driving with two little kids in the car was perfectly understandable.
 
2009-05-18 02:07:23 PM  
I like that they both have neck tats........
 
2009-05-18 02:08:41 PM  
I can't handle the dog watching let alone two kids. Unless I paid for it.
 
2009-05-18 03:21:08 PM  
exick: 24 and 29? Holy geez, those are two rough looking individuals.

Something tells me they use a bit more than alcohol
 
wee
2009-05-18 03:44:01 PM  
Why the long faces?
 
2009-05-18 03:52:32 PM  
She's a dead ringer for Brooke Skye (new window).

About the only SFW link for her. Definitely don't GIS at work.
 
2009-05-18 04:12:49 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

separated at birth?

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2009-05-18 04:55:22 PM  
We was lookin' fer sum french fried taters after the sex.

img509.imageshack.us

mmmm hmmm
 
2009-05-18 05:03:00 PM  
Some Bass Playing Guy: Those two reproduced?

In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.


Besides the fact that it's just plain wrong, they were both under the influence and driving with children in the car.
 
2009-05-18 05:06:08 PM  
bake2: Some Bass Playing Guy: Those two reproduced?

In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.

Besides the fact that it's just plain wrong, they were both under the influence and driving with children in the car.


The one kid was 4.

Honestly, with a 4 year old myself, I don't know how you'd be able to do anything like that with the kid going "What are you doing? What are you doing to mommy? Why are you doing that?". Maybe the kids were asleep, article didn't go into that much detail.
 
2009-05-18 05:16:35 PM  
If you wrote that as fiction, whether for a movie or a novel, it would be rejected for being too unbelievable.
 
2009-05-18 05:39:31 PM  
Her rap sheet list her height as 5'6", weight as 160 and build as slim. Is that possible?
 
2009-05-18 05:45:06 PM  
Gross, they're ugly and everything.
 
2009-05-18 05:45:12 PM  
dletter

exick: 24 and 29? Holy geez, those are two rough looking individuals.

Something tells me they use a bit more than alcohol


Meth is a gateway into unforgivable, ugly sex, apparently.

/agrees with the Sling Blade and American Gothic comparisons
 
DD0
2009-05-18 05:46:56 PM  
Other than the fact that they were drunk, driving their kids around and the one kid was 4, I really don't see the problem.

People have sex with their young children around all of the time. It's just normally at home and they aren't putting their kid's lives at risk.
 
2009-05-18 05:48:23 PM  
In other news, "I'm not completely drunk" is not an effective DUI defense.
 
2009-05-18 05:49:04 PM  
www.halifaxslasher.com

img265.imageshack.us
 
2009-05-18 05:49:08 PM  
Some Bass Playing Guy: Those two reproduced?

In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.


RTFA. Those would be her kids, not their kids.
 
2009-05-18 05:49:30 PM  
dletter: exick: 24 and 29? Holy geez, those are two rough looking individuals.

Something tells me they use a bit more than alcohol


The article says they got busted for "drug paraphernalia", BUT alcohol is pretty much as heavy as any drug out there when abused.

I know a lot of "druggies" that look at LOT better (less haggard) than their alcoholic peers do.
 
2009-05-18 05:49:33 PM  
Some Bass Playing Guy 2009-05-18 01:24:56 PM Those two reproduced? In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.
===================================================

Kids wonder in when their parents fark at home all the time.

Kids that are under 5 have no idea wtf is happening and will never remember it anyway.
 
2009-05-18 05:50:14 PM  
"I'm not completely drunk,"

That's good enough for me. On your way, sir.
 
2009-05-18 05:50:37 PM  
Well they have my vote for parents of the year.
 
2009-05-18 05:50:46 PM  
Morchella: She's a dead ringer for Brooke Skye (new window).

About the only SFW link for her. Definitely don't GIS at work.


Reading a Wikipedia article about a porn actress is pretty damned surreal. Especially when it's in near-perfect Wikipedia style.
 
2009-05-18 05:52:11 PM  
aiiee: I like that they both have neck tats........

Vacuum cleaner marks on the chick. (could be a bit mark from her pet donkey)
 
2009-05-18 05:52:18 PM  
Ohhhhhhhhh.. Hio... It looks like all states generate TrailerTards.... Not just California and Florida.
 
2009-05-18 05:53:37 PM  
Some Bass Playing Guy: Those two reproduced?

In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.



I'd agree with you if it wasn't for the drunk driving part...
 
2009-05-18 05:54:14 PM  
blogs.splunk.com
 
2009-05-18 05:54:25 PM  
img265.imageshack.us

img101.imageshack.us

Chris Elliot??
 
2009-05-18 05:54:42 PM  
Kill them both and give the kids to parents that can raise them.

/I weep for those kids.
 
2009-05-18 05:56:01 PM  
"ages four and 22 months..."

Wait? 4 years and 22 months, or four months and 22 months? That sentence is unclear...

In front of a 4 year old would be a bit weird. Though really, for a long time most houses only had one room so probably not the sort of thing that causes irreparable damage to a young psyche.
 
2009-05-18 05:56:56 PM  
In other news, over the course of history, billions of kids who shared a single room with their parents have somehow turned up with younger siblings.
 
2009-05-18 05:57:15 PM  
dletter: bake2: Some Bass Playing Guy: Those two reproduced?

In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.

Besides the fact that it's just plain wrong, they were both under the influence and driving with children in the car.

The one kid was 4.

Honestly, with a 4 year old myself, I don't know how you'd be able to do anything like that with the kid going "What are you doing? What are you doing to mommy? Why are you doing that?". Maybe the kids were asleep, article didn't go into that much detail.


I would think it would scare the crap out of the 4 y/o.
 
2009-05-18 05:57:55 PM  
3 G's: The article says they got busted for "drug paraphernalia"

Yes, and "paraphernalia" was referring to a bit of weed residue, so I don't think that could be the explanation here.
 
2009-05-18 05:59:30 PM  
Morchella: She's a dead ringer for Brooke Skye (new window).

About the only SFW link for her. Definitely don't GIS at work.


www.sexkittyblog.com

Yeah, I think not.

/You wouldn't happen to be legally blind, would you?
 
2009-05-18 06:00:02 PM  
No birth control!


No abortions!



Kids? fark the kids that's not my problem.
 
2009-05-18 06:01:34 PM  
jake3988: Some Bass Playing Guy 2009-05-18 01:24:56 PM Those two reproduced? In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.
===================================================

Kids wonder in when their parents fark at home all the time.

Kids that are under 5 have no idea wtf is happening and will never remember it anyway.


I have this theory that we do remember. We don't remember remembering, of course, but deep down in that freshmen and gangly bowl of ramen, it makes itself comfortable, stretches out on the sofa, grabs a beer, some magazines, Field & Stream or Modern Bride; whatever, maybe turns on the History Channel in time to catch a Marathon of Hitler documentaries. Just a theory.
 
2009-05-18 06:01:46 PM  
jake3988: Some Bass Playing Guy 2009-05-18 01:24:56 PM Those two reproduced? In any case, what's the harm? I don't think two year olds are gonna be scarred for life because Mommy and Daddy got it on in the front seat of the car.
===================================================

Kids wonder in when their parents fark at home all the time.

Kids that are under 5 have no idea wtf is happening and will never remember it anyway.



we start creating memories at around 3... i'm sure the four year old would remember this later in life. but then again, with this chick as mom, i'm sure there will be other fond memories...
 
2009-05-18 06:02:38 PM  
Some Bass Playing Guy: Those two reproduced?

Cue the family tree from Idiocracy.
 
2009-05-18 06:05:08 PM  
How the hell do ugly people get horny?
 
2009-05-18 06:05:43 PM  
img526.imageshack.us
 
2009-05-18 06:07:08 PM  
aiiee: I like that they both have neck tats........

the chick has a hickey. maybe she was at the prom?
 
2009-05-18 06:07:25 PM  
Still trying to figure out how the guy fit his horse in the car to begin with, and how much room was left for sex?
 
2009-05-18 06:07:51 PM  
crab66: No birth control!


No abortions!



Kids? fark the kids that's not my problem the priest's job.


/jiggle that bait a little harder
 
2009-05-18 06:09:43 PM  
"How the hell do ugly people get horny?"

I really was about to ask the same thing. I mean, HOW do you have sex with that woman? I don't care what I'm on, I would never be able to actually physically perform.
 
2009-05-18 06:10:14 PM  
Welch, who was "extremely intoxicated

Looking at his photo, I am going to buy this. What's this biatche's excuse for farking in front of her kids?
 
2009-05-18 06:10:20 PM  
litespeed74: How the hell do ugly people get horny?

this fantastic question, which seems so obvious when asked, never actually occurred to me until now. thanks for the laugh.

/it's probably the alcohol ...
//you could make a very effective anti-alcohol campaign off these mugshots
 
2009-05-18 06:10:26 PM  
Not for any particular reason, I grew up in Springfield. One of the arresting officers is a former partner of my older brother, who is still on the SPD.

/unsurprisingly, the neighborhood where they got busted is a real shiathole.
//glad I moved away a long time ago.
 
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