looks like he's squeezing a loud one out.

Man, there's some hateful people in the world. He's not my favorite guy but we're talking potentially fatal.

Why get surgery? shouldnt he be able to just pray to jebus to make it go away?

Perhaps it was SATAN!

And I think that the IRONIC tag-line was so much more appropraite... Kinda like god said... "Wanna be a dick, lemme break your dick"

I blame Harmonia

How is finding the ironic humor in this hateful? Laughter is after all the best medicine.

Nice comments,... brought to us by liberals who preach compassion and inclusion.

Am I the only person who thinks the tag would be much more appropriate?

'Islam is not a peaceful religion that wants to coexist. They want to coexist until they can control, dominate and then, if need be, destroy.'

Yeah, so um... Is she a good witch or a bad witch?...
//distracted

Ain't this the same A$$HOLE that said America got what it deserved after September 11th? Who the FVCK thinks this future Shiatbagger deserves sympathy?

See? Now who ever said prayer doesn't work? I've been praying for this for YEARS! So, I guess it's time for some prayers of thanks.

Thank you Gaia.
Thank you Allah.
Thank you Sheva.
Thank you Thor.
Thank you Buddah.
Thank you Zeus.
Thank you Pan.
Thank you Yaweh.
Thank you Ra.
Thank you Bast.

It's nice to know all these so-called "open minded" people can just shiat on someone because their opinions differ.

Hypocrites.

Lono-
It's nice to know that you think anyone cares what you think.

"shouldnt he be able to just pray to jebus to make it go away?"

No, no. He has 'faith'. Apparently, all he has to do is have faith that God will heal him and he will. Actually, I've had 'faith' that I'll win the lottery jackpot but I guess my faith isn't strong enough. And here I thought it had everything to do with the drawing of random numbers.

Doesn't this asshole believe in faith healing? What's he doing consulting doctors?

I'll tell ya what, Pat, let me heal you. It's a procedure called "laying on boots". I put on heavy, steel-toe biker boots and touch the area infected with evil diseases over and over again, a bit harder each time, until the badness goes away. And I won't charge you as much as you charge the suckers, er, contributors to your ministry over the course of 5 years.

And who exactly called themselves open minded, or copped to being a liberal. Regardless of your political predilection, it should be obvious that Pat is a robber-baron hatemonger himself. If not, well...bahhhh bahhhhh.

I once heard Pat on the "700 Club" (which I find entertaining in a weird, humerous sort of way) talk about how cancer patients needed God and how chemotherapy just brought them "closer to feeling dead", and how "Mexican's were luring Americans down there for experimental cancer treatment and drugs" (no joke!).

Wonder how he feels about that now! Idiot...

i wonder what he did to make god angry enough to take his divine protection away from pat's pooper.

instant karma gonna get you
gonna knock you round the head
better get yourself together brother
pretty soon y'gonna be dead

Wow! I really thought you farkers were decent people who enjoyed an ironic story and some plastic boobs but this display of unbridled hatred towards someone with different views than you is pathetic.

Farkers who would wish ill will on someone who exhibits a different viewpoint or believes differently than you do should be ashamed. So he hates gay people, lots of people do, so he relates what happens in our daily lives to his beliefs system, lots of people do. Its called the Right to Free Speech; he uses it. Disagree all you want, I know I do, but to take pleasure in someone's illness is to degrade yourself and the views you express.

I'm dissapointed in you that post joy at anyone's illness.

/saddened

I hope that medical science can treat this man's disease. Oh yeah, and cure his cancer as well.

Lono: "It's nice to know all these so-called "open minded" people can just shiat on someone because their opinions differ.

Hypocrites."


yea, because open minded people aren't allowed to have opinions. /sarcasm

seriously, this guy says America deserved 911 because welove gays and took god out of school. so fark him. hegets what he deserves. hopefully he dies a slow painful death.

Lono, know anyone that died in the attack on September 11th?
No? than shut the hell up.
This shiat bag is a waste of flesh and food and should die a painful and unforgiving death for being such a painful and unforgiving A$$HOLE.

Cancer. Not funny. Wouldn't wish it on anyone. Including that pr1ck.

However, there is a certain justice to it, wouldn't you say?

Geez...
as much as I detest the man's opinions, I'm certainly not going to gloat over an illness that may quite possibly take his life.

Now if someone walked up and punched him in the mouth live on tv, I'd be laughing my ass off.

Oh, please. Anyone with half a brain stopped paying attention to televangelists a long, long time ago. Y'know, some time between the Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert scandals.
So, if you guys are hoping for the demise of Pat Robertson, can I wish for Bill Clinton to get a humiliating venereal disease? He's definitely earned it.

JR

See what happens when you don't send $30 to the Church of the Subgenius?!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. *takes a deep breath* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

You know, reading that he has cancer almost makes mne think there is a god, but then I realize, if there were a god, this prick would have been aborted 3 seconds after conception... That or God is now looking to correct a long neglected error.... Either way... See Ya A$$HOLE

Blame it on Oral Roberts.

/nothing

See he was always hooked into that Jesus guy...Shoulda tried JEBUS!!!


This is what it sounds like when doves cry!

Kaiser_Soze: people often receive hate in the same measure in which theyve dished it out. this isnt a simple case of people hating someone with a different viewpoint. mother teresa and nelson mandela both have/had very different opinions from me but i dont hate them.
but ANY opinion is offensive when it's dished out with as much hatred, ignorance and arrogance as Pat Robertson displays every time he opens his most heinous piehole. same goes for Louis Farrakhan, or Donald Rumsfeld, or PETA. sometimes the messenger really IS more important than the message.

Please send your donations to....

He's got cancer huh? Good. This asshat is a farking cancer to humanity. This asshole says that 9/11 happened because of the homosexuals, etc. He does nothing but spew hate and intolerance of people who are different. He's a disgraceful example of a human being. And he does it all in the "name of the lord".

I hope it spreads to his brain, and he has a vision of god. And in that vision, god tells him he's a stupid farkwit and is going to burn in hell for being so hateful is discriminating. And then he dies.

One of the biggest pieces of shiat that have ever lived, and I can't think of a nicer person. I suppose he'll blame his cancer on homosexuals and such as well. I can only pray that the cancer is totally inoperable and he dies a horrific painful death.

Where's his merciful god now? Stupid ignorant fark.

Lono:

i have to say you make a decent point weather on not everyone ignores it

BTW, Bill Clinton does have a veneral disease... "Hillary". It causes him to stick his cigar in any open orifice he can find.

We can all pray that it's terminal

Nice comments,... brought to us by liberals who preach compassion and inclusion.

It's nice to know all these so-called "open minded" people can just shiat on someone because their opinions differ.

Hypocrites.

If it makes you feel better. Quit cutting your pills in half...Take the whole pill. By stereotyping "liberals and "open minded" people and then having them diverge from your vision it's easy for you to tear them down.

How convenient

I don't think anyone should rejoice about someone else dying. BUTT (the extra "t" is for Pat), Pat Robertson is perhaps the most self-righteous blowhard to ever pretend to speak for Jesus Christ. Jesus would not agree with much of what Pat practices or preaches.

Hopefully his farking "friend in god", Jerry-the-hate-monger-Falwell will be the next asshat to get cancer and bite the big one. Then they can be ass-raped in hell for all eternity.

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