Why do bad things happen to good people?

WHYYYYYYYY!?!?!

Oh, wait. Never mind.

Couldn't happen to a bigger dick.

Damnit! I was going to submit this with the ironic tag! Read the article. He peddles "age-defying" cancer killing protein pancakes. What could be more ironic???

And miraculously, the day after his diagnosis, God told him he should now support stem cell research.

Alleluya, Jebus be praised!

Please God, kill him.

It's okay...his god will see him through. Not the surgery or other medical attention....his god.

Y'know, if it was any liberal or (gasp) gay, Robertson'd be the first to claim it was God's revenge.

So, Pat? Pissin' off God lately?

Hey, what do you know? He's been right all along. There really is a God.

Is it wrong to be happy?

What pain in the ass that must be.

Good. Have fun in hell, Pat.

Holy acrimony, Batman. Were you all raped by priests?

Let's all pretend that we've changed the world for the better and that all christians are evil, yeah, that's cool.

/retard.

LORDY LORDY!!!

"Oooh, it sucks for anyone to get cancer. Let's cheer that Pat got it."

Holy s.hit!

Here's to metastasizing! You know, obviously it was the gays, lesbians and godless heathens in this country who were responsible for September 11 who caused this. I wish I believed in a hell for him to burn in, but I'll just root for a painful death instead.

Oh, Robertson's not so bad. Without extremists to demonize, politics would be rather dull.

That being said, never has a more deserving arse had a scalpel inserted into it.

I'm sure that his prostate cancer is the fault of all them homosexuals and feminists and, well, people who have politics influenced by the social gains of the past hundred years.

Thanks for blaming the WTC attacks on the people of my city, Pat!

Burn in hell you hypocritical pile of shiat.

Where's your messiah now, see?!

If the World Trade Center attacks were caused, according to him, because America deserved it because of gays, rock and roll, keeping prayer out of school, evolutionists etc etc then what caused this. Huh huh? I can't hear you Pat. Where is your self rightousness now?

Ooooh let's take the posts on fark seriously and pretend that we can shame people into thinking what we think.

/holier than thou

The lord works in mysterious ways! Praise Jesus!!

I'm never happy to hear that anyone has cancer.

Except, oddly enough, Pat Roberston.

Burn in hell, Pat!

He's paying for our sins! You should all be grateful and fall down on your knees before him! REPENT!

Pagens don't get cancer.

I'm trying to care.

Really.

Couldn't happen to a better guy...

Nice to see no one holding back on what they really think! Oh, wait, it's Fark. Carry on.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

What is this, prostate cancer epidemic time?? In the last couple of weeks: Jim Calhoun (UCONN hoops coach), Senator John Kerry and now little ole' Patsy boy???

Then again, I think it may be pay-back time for Mr. Robertson!!

This was the same guy whose book was linked to the anal sex one, right?

Protestant preacher to be prostrate during prostate procedure. Film at 11.

Isn't prostate cancer caused by anal intercourse?

Since this is obviously God's Will hopefully the doctors will excise the cancerous growth from the shoulders up.

Er..present tense: 'This is the same guy'

Prostate Cancer? I knew he wasn't getting enough.

Pat:

Click on a few boobies links. It works.

Praise Joclyn Elders!

I never knew you could catch cancer from a gerbil

This is old news.... God told me about Pat's 'little issue' weeks ago. Doesn't ANYONE read God's e-mails?

I wonder if they will have a pledge drive for his ass?

Hey, Pat, cancer is god's punishment for being a narrow-minded zealot. Booyah!

Robertson still isn't as bad as Jerry Fallwell. I have to deal with that hate monger being only miles from where I live.

The sick prick has a sick prick. Delightful irony if nothing else. Maybe there is a ghod after all.

Naaaah.

How The HELL did this one get posted and not mine? Mine was a nicer tag-line.

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Too bad it isn't a brain tumor. Of course, that would require that he actually have a brain.