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(Some Gal) Weeners Variety pack of Weeners. not safe for work   ( divider line 77
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14309 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Feb 2003 at 1:14 AM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-13 01:41:53 PM  
booga booga
2003-02-13 02:50:23 PM  
mmm.....Bedroom Eyes!!!!
2003-02-13 03:48:31 PM  
Yowza! I like dem eyes!
2003-02-14 01:17:05 AM  
I would have never thought women would look at man-porn.

Good for you.
2003-02-14 01:17:32 AM  
That was the worst boobies link ever.
2003-02-14 01:21:02 AM  
2003-02-14 01:22:37 AM  
There aren't enough long-haired guys for my taste. I like long flowing locks on my guys. gives me soem extra leverage when I have to smack thier heads into the wall for saying the wrong thing.

Still, not bad.
2003-02-14 01:23:50 AM  
Yay for equal opportunity....I guess @.@

Meesa no man-porn fan, but hey whatever floats yer boat :)

/wanders off
2003-02-14 01:26:41 AM  
2003-02-14 01:28:08 AM  
For the ladies: A picture of me from my last vacation at the beach. Be warned NSFW 'cause I'm a heartbreaker.
2003-02-14 01:28:14 AM  
They all look least that is what Hytes told me. :-)

Off to the next door boobies post! wo0t!
2003-02-14 01:44:56 AM  

So when do we ladies get to see a pic of you naked?
2003-02-14 01:45:36 AM  
Tags. Bleh.

That was directed at JOHNDX.
2003-02-14 01:51:48 AM  
I can definitely tell I've been drinking too much tonight, when all those guys look attractive to me and not gay. Could anyone please find a weeners link of attractive STRAIGHT men please!!!
2003-02-14 01:55:58 AM  
I don't think a single one of these guys is hetero.

Call it a hunch though. I don't mind male erotica. Though these shots are rather boring. I like creative nudes more, with more shadows and light playing off the crevices and defined shapes of the body. That stuff looks cool. Less detail, just shapes. Minimalism is cool. I used to model for that kind of stuff.

No, you may not see any pics.
2003-02-14 01:58:01 AM  
So when do we ladies get to see a pic of you naked?

That was directed at JOHNDX.

heh......I usually charge, but for you I might make an exception :-)

Or.......just show up at the next Fark party! *laf*

/bad boy
2003-02-14 02:02:31 AM  
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Bedroom eyes? Heh. More like slackjawed, drunken leer. About to throw up on your shoe.
2003-02-14 02:03:40 AM  
Crap. Link.
2003-02-14 02:06:12 AM  
Very handsome Andonbray, you single? Busy tonight?
Some of those weeners were lookers, even though they probably all are gay, but the packaging was nice none the less.
2003-02-14 02:11:13 AM  
That guy in Vici's post sort of looks like Ray Liotta.
2003-02-14 02:12:31 AM  
Hey, weeners are weeners, I say.

/has seen better, though
2003-02-14 02:14:10 AM  
*reads JOHNDX's post

Reaches for wallet...
2003-02-14 02:28:32 AM  
Did someone say bedroom eyes??
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2003-02-14 02:29:34 AM  
Ahhhh...that was nice. lol
2003-02-14 02:29:51 AM  
okay, I swear it wasn't that big when I ..

Didn't mean it to be friggin lifesize. Apologies Mods.
2003-02-14 02:33:44 AM  
Sweater Girl: Thanks for saving me the trouble of wading thru the site. I'm set for life with that one shot right there.

2003-02-14 02:38:15 AM  
Vici: Teehee...good call on that one! He's either about to barf or pass out.

Andonbay: WHEEEE!! Love the pic...

Mebbe I should try that little number on after you'se takes it off...

/WV twang
2003-02-14 02:39:18 AM  
Do these count as bedroom eyes?

[image from too old to be available]

I say they do!
2003-02-14 02:47:24 AM  
ManifestDestiny Actually that isn't from the site. That's Jason Behr, and..yeah:)
You're welcome.
2003-02-14 02:52:25 AM  
Isn't there some hot geeky boy porn somewhere? These big macho older guys, I just can't view them in a sexual way.
2003-02-14 02:55:14 AM  
I'm right there with you...

Funny how when women post men they find yummy they post the face, but when men do the same thing, the head can be entirely missing as long as the bod's there...


If I could get off just looking at a strangers body, life would be so much easier. Instead,
I always imagine what kind of things he'd have to talk about, and usually run cold.
But even at my most superficial, I guess it's still about 40% face, 40% what's behind the face and 20% smile.
Sometimes it's boring to be a woman.
2003-02-14 02:56:35 AM  

If you find it, let me know. And their doodlies don't even have to be flapping about.
2003-02-14 02:58:11 AM  
Ku_No_Ichi So true - plus boy-bits look funny in photos...some of the positioning in the Sleeping section had me giggling...
2003-02-14 03:01:40 AM  
Boy bodies can get me off. But cute ones, not this buff tan meat.

Being raised as a female without really access to any porn directed toward your kind you tend to fall back on your own mental pornography or the written word. Being able to be very stimulated visually is something you can learn though; I did.
2003-02-14 03:07:20 AM  
Cola - this is one area which needs to be exploited. C'mon we're techie-inclined, all we need are the pics.

Anyone into offering to photograph some decent guys in the semi/buff?
2003-02-14 03:09:52 AM  
Hey! Ohisashiburi!
Yes, the male member is not as photogenic as it might be.
Did you see the picture in this site where the guy had shmootz on the tip of his wing-wang.
I'm too old to get yucked out by stuff like that.
And yet I did.
A strangers shmootz = Not sexy.

But I have a feeling that you and I might have similar taste in man people...
Share please.
Who's on your current list of 'Hot'?
2003-02-14 03:13:08 AM  
I confess to having a big thing for the Asian boys - sleek , slim bodies yum...

So on my list are Sorimachi, Takenouchi and so on...although I've always had a thing for Mr. Depp. *blushes*

2003-02-14 03:17:09 AM  
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2003-02-14 03:23:44 AM  

Yup. Thought so. Me a very much too. I'd have to add Eguchi Yousuke (even lately) and Toyokawa Etsushi even though I do like the young ones too.
And I'll second the Depp thing. Twice.
Are you old enough to have watched 21 Jumpstreet?

PS. Why are the men in porn movies so disgusting?
2003-02-14 03:53:20 AM  
Kewl a partner in crime! I watched 21 Jumpstreet religiously - but I prefer him a bit scruffier.

I have no idea why the guys in porn movies are so disgusting. The most poular guy in Japanese porn is Yoshiya Minami. He looks like a Shibuya boy. Must admit he doesn't really do it for me.

From Wai Wai : "He's 180 centimeters tall, with a 90-centimeter inside leg and a body that's amazing. His face isn't too bad either. He looks thin, but he's actually all muscle that makes him look like Adonis," a female office worker in her 20s gushes to Shukan Shincho. "Once I discovered Minami, I forgot all about (heartthrob singer, actor and perennial gal favorite) Takuya Kimura."
2003-02-14 03:57:16 AM  
I thought all the ladies were hot for ol' Ronnie.
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2003-02-14 04:04:09 AM  

I'll tell you where to send the new keyboard. I just puked on mine.
2003-02-14 04:07:36 AM  
Ron Jeremy is a tub of evil.

And the reason men in porn movies are disgusting are several:

1. It's made for men, they won't pay much attention to the guy so there's no point in replacing them even after they become old and/or fat.

2. Many guys are homophobic. Viewing attractive naked men might be "gay".

3. Many guys who watch porn aren't models themselves. They can identify and indulge in the fantasy that if that nasty guy can screw such a sweet glamour whore then maybe..

4. Degradation. In some types of porn watching a beautiful woman farking a beast for money adds to it being seedy and humilating, which for some people is the whole appeal.

And yeah, asian boys are hot.
2003-02-14 04:52:46 AM  
your profile pic makes it look like you have jaundice.
Just checking up on you.
2003-02-14 05:30:17 AM  
cola, you look like an asian boy stfu
2003-02-14 06:23:58 AM  
Hey troll, I mean Riomp300, what the fu<k was that about?
Why the need to talk trash in cola's direction?
2003-02-14 06:26:40 AM  
Oops. Pardon me. I got so upset that rudimentary html skills escaped me.
2003-02-14 06:41:59 AM  
argh that was a horrible weeners link :(
i can't believe that that is the standard of male beauty, or whatever... if that's the case, men are terrifically ugly.
2003-02-14 06:52:03 AM  

You talking about pics like the ones on this page??

(They are of the ghey, some obviously, and some are NSFW, but the photography is really outstanding)
2003-02-14 06:54:13 AM  
After the week from hell, thanks SO much for making me almost wet myself laughing. YOU know who and what I'm talking about.

Admittedly, I didn't look through all the pics, but some of them were nice.

Got cheese?
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