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(Boston Globe)   Mom sees naked son on cover of Time   (boston.com) divider line 80
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2003-02-13 11:11:32 AM  
Congrats on making the cover!
 
2003-02-13 11:16:39 AM  
 
2003-02-13 11:23:30 AM  
And the amazing thing about it is - they weren't tal;king about Bill Clinton's mom.
 
2003-02-13 11:28:16 AM  
02-13-03 11:23:30 AM Tomasso
And the amazing thing about it is - they weren't tal;king about Bill Clinton's mom.


Or the hockey streaker's mom.
 
2003-02-13 02:35:29 PM  

I see...naked people.
 
2003-02-13 02:52:03 PM  
...walking around like regular people...they don't know they're naked.
 
2003-02-13 04:21:51 PM  
He's lucky. My mom saw me naked on the cover of Ass Master's Gay Fisting Monthly.

Boy, was my face red!
 
2003-02-13 05:47:42 PM  
"Gonna buy five copies for my mother"
 
2003-02-13 06:22:24 PM  
Big Woop


My mom caught me naked with DNA all over my magazine cover too.
 
2003-02-13 06:23:37 PM  
He's lucky. My mom saw me naked on the cover of Ass Master's Gay Fisting Monthly.

Boy, was my face red!



YOU SURE IT WAS YOUR FACE THAT WAS RED?
couldnt resist
 
2003-02-13 06:24:38 PM  
he had to tuck his balls into his body cavity for that shot. that's not an easy thing to do, and they completely left it out of the article.

oh, and no picture! wtf? and stfu!
 
2003-02-13 06:25:09 PM  
Woo hoo, go CU! Go Buffs! insert your own 'buff' joke now.
 
2003-02-13 06:25:25 PM  
Not another Sixth Sense Joke.
 
2003-02-13 06:25:37 PM  
He's lucky. My mom saw me naked on the cover of Ass Master's Gay Fisting Monthly.

Which month?
 
2003-02-13 06:26:13 PM  
Surprisingly easy to "pat the whale" to?
 
2003-02-13 06:26:37 PM  
The MANGINA On the cover of Time???
 
2003-02-13 06:26:40 PM  
As though his mom hasn't seen it all before.
 
2003-02-13 06:27:03 PM  
Oh, come on. Every mom's seen her son naked. They don't have to buy magazines to see their sons naked.

It's the primary reason that there are shrinks.
 
2003-02-13 06:27:20 PM  
I saw Stifflers mom naked on www.ratemenude.com
 
2003-02-13 06:27:36 PM  
I know this kid, he was on my baby brother's football team years and years ago. He was pretty cool, his sister was SUPER COOL, she died of a rare blood disease a few years ago......I regret not knowing her better. Pretty cool family overall though.
 
2003-02-13 06:27:44 PM  
He should be ashamed of himself if his little thingie could be covered up with a strand of DNA.
 
2003-02-13 06:28:06 PM  
"It doesn't get much bigger than Time magazine"

In thickness, width or length? I'd have to guess that if it's thickness or width, there's gonna be a problem.
 
2003-02-13 06:29:32 PM  
TheWarlockJD- "My mom caught me naked with DNA all over my magazine cover too." hahahaha lmfao
 
2003-02-13 06:30:31 PM  
**"It's just kinda fun," she said**

Hmmmmmm..........methinks something there's more to it.

/Freaky
 
2003-02-13 06:31:51 PM  
Skyler, a junior at the University of Colorado, had hoped for a mountain-biking career for years before trying his hand at modeling a few months ago.

mountain-biking career? and he has to go to college for this?

nut crunching 101
 
2003-02-13 06:33:55 PM  
Personally I had hoped for a "penny pitching" career for years before I freakin' ran of pennies.....
 
2003-02-13 06:37:28 PM  
That was nice of them to clarify who Vladimir Putin is.Otherwise I would have thought they meant the old drunk russian that lives down the road from me.
 
2003-02-13 06:38:32 PM  
Better than seeing him on Playgirl... not that I read that publication or anything...
 
2003-02-13 06:38:33 PM  
"I expected to see a crowd shot and go, `There he is.' I didn't expect the Adam and Eve shot," said Lee Reeves.

I take it his mother didn't have high hopes for him as a model?
 
2003-02-13 06:40:43 PM  
OMG I dated women from Pinkney Michigan. I used to live near there about 19 years ago, now I am in Arizona where it's warm and rainy right now... Too funny, didn't know those people though.
 
2003-02-13 06:42:04 PM  
Vladimir Putin (Russia's president) is probably looking at Skyler Reeves of Pinckney. How do you say fap-fap-fap in Russian?
 
2003-02-13 06:43:13 PM  
Eat More Possum "I got a freaky old lady named Cocaine Katy"
 
2003-02-13 06:43:37 PM  
TheWarlockJD ...funny stuff there
 
2003-02-13 06:44:50 PM  
You know the world is coming to an end when something like this is considered newsworthy.
 
2003-02-13 06:47:40 PM  
"I think one of the first things I said is, `It doesn't get much bigger than Time magazine.' It's such a prestigious magazine.

Prestigious? Maybe in the sense that it sells a lot of copies. The magazine is slightly more distinguished than People.
 
2003-02-13 06:49:29 PM  
omg that is my son OMFG THAT IS MY SON he is so grounded !
 
2003-02-13 06:51:21 PM  
*AGAIN*

OMG that is my son OMFG THAT IS MY SON he is so grounded
 
2003-02-13 06:52:02 PM  
test
 
2003-02-13 06:53:45 PM  
TheWarlockJD: My mom caught me naked with DNA all over my magazine cover too.

Well, there's another dead keyboard. You hilarious SOB...
 
2003-02-13 06:59:25 PM  
"Vladimir Putin (Russia's president)"

Well I'm glad you guys cleared that up for me! I wouldn'ta known who he is without your help!
 
2003-02-13 07:01:40 PM  
"had hoped for a mountain-biking career for years"

Yeah, me too. I feel your pain, bro.
 
2003-02-13 07:03:59 PM  
Skylar, why not go get Tiffani and Bobbi and Tristan and Dylan and meet me at the coffee shop! I'll bring Antawan too.
 
2003-02-13 07:06:35 PM  
What an utterly pointless article.

"MY SON WAS HALF-NAKED ON TIME!"
"BATBOY EATS RICKI LAKE'S BLADDER"
"JOHN TESH MOLTS"

Bla bla bla.
 
2003-02-13 07:08:33 PM  
Great song, Possum.
 
2003-02-13 07:13:42 PM  
Although I'm sure someone mentioned this, I still find it troubling that they figured we wouldn't know who Vladimir Putin is.

C'mon, he's that guy that touches people at the bus stop. Even I know who he is! (and by "touches people", I mean "gropes their bungholes")
 
2003-02-13 07:21:53 PM  
With all the crap boobies posts, shouldn't this be a tag?
 
2003-02-13 07:24:58 PM  
I don't know...that's a pretty big strand of DNA.... ;-)
 
2003-02-13 07:28:54 PM  
This reminds me a hypothetical question as old as time itself:

If you rented a pr0n film called "Yo Momma" and your mom was in it, what would you do? What would you do?
 
2003-02-13 07:30:27 PM  
02-13-03 04:21:51 PM DslainteC
He's lucky. My mom saw me naked on the cover of Ass Master's Gay Fisting Monthly.

Boy, was my face red!


Thanks, first time I've shot Shreddies out my nose.
 
2003-02-13 07:32:15 PM  
7forty7
Which month?

Laughed so much I'm gonna have to go change the bag.....
 
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